"Rainbow, but no connection!"

[goldenrod]

Charmed...I'm sure...what a world!
Deep down, I have the suspicion,
that it were ever thus.
Sometimes I wonder if the Devil
is up to the job!

Nothing like a master
being beaten at his own game!

I am coming around to the belief,
that God might now regret
that the Ark didn't sink,
during the forty days!

If their is ever a next time,
it will probably have
two of everything,
except humans.

Learn from your mistakes...I always say!!!

goldenrod.

[PrinceMyshkin]

Now, who went a peed in your corn flakes this morning?

The way I heard it was

One day God called down to Noah and said: " I want you to make me a new Ark, but instead of just two decks, I want twenty this time.”

"TWENTY DECKS!" Noah exclaimed: "That’s a really big job... ”

“Well, if it’s too big for you,” God thundered, “I can always find–“

”No, no,” said Noah hastily: “I’ll do it. I’ll do it.”

"Good,” God said: “but this time I’d like it filled it up with fish."

"Fish, Lord?"

"Yes, fish,” God boomed out. “In fact, Noah, I want Carp. Wall to wall, floor to ceiling - Carp!"

“Whatever you say, Lord, but may I ask, why twenty decks and why carp?”

"Because," said God, "I always wanted a multi-storey carp ark"

[CdnReader]

PrinceMyshkin..... * groan *

Goldenrod.... a fine poem, even if it's a bit... ahem... angry. ;)

[goldenrod]

I suppose it was a good thing that none of the pairings on the old Ark were "gay" in the new sense of the word, that is!;)

goldenrod.

[goldenrod]

(PrinceMyshkin)

Narrowly on the positive side of the convoluted story that allowed the reaching of the punch line:

"Rudolph, the red knows rain, dear!"


goldenrod.

[goldenrod]

(CdnReader)

When I think a good rant is war-ranted, I let go with both barrels, even if the shot-gun can afford only the one delivery pipe!

goldenrod.