goldenrod
08-03-2008, 01:01 PM
Silly Me!
Silly me! I'm all at sea,
lost among the sharks!
I took a swim to find out if,
the dog-fish really barks!
I know the goldfish
isn't made of gold,
and the cat-fish
never does..."meow!"
But I was deep thrust
into my cups, and thought...
"They might all
have learned, somehow"!
I looked around and soon found,
companions sleek, and grey.
A chill of sorts
displaced my shorts,
as they eyed me,
in that certain way!
Sobriety, it came in a flash!
Safe haven, did I seek...
But I saw naught for miles around,
and my prospects, they looked bleak!
I kept as still as ever I could,
I did not thrash around.
Though trembling in my inner-soul,
I did not make a sound!
One shark swam up
and nudged my legs,
another bumped my head.
Yet I floated, quite flat and limp,
pretending, I was dead!
I did not know if that would help,
if they would even care,
For they might think, dead or alive,
a tasty morsel there!
So I closed, my one good eye,
and waited for the end.
Sure that within no time at all,
to heaven, I'd ascend!
Then a sudden loud and angry voice,
into my awareness sank.
"Hey you down there,
you bloody great fool,
Get out of our porpoise' tank!"
goldenrod.
Silly me! I'm all at sea,
lost among the sharks!
I took a swim to find out if,
the dog-fish really barks!
I know the goldfish
isn't made of gold,
and the cat-fish
never does..."meow!"
But I was deep thrust
into my cups, and thought...
"They might all
have learned, somehow"!
I looked around and soon found,
companions sleek, and grey.
A chill of sorts
displaced my shorts,
as they eyed me,
in that certain way!
Sobriety, it came in a flash!
Safe haven, did I seek...
But I saw naught for miles around,
and my prospects, they looked bleak!
I kept as still as ever I could,
I did not thrash around.
Though trembling in my inner-soul,
I did not make a sound!
One shark swam up
and nudged my legs,
another bumped my head.
Yet I floated, quite flat and limp,
pretending, I was dead!
I did not know if that would help,
if they would even care,
For they might think, dead or alive,
a tasty morsel there!
So I closed, my one good eye,
and waited for the end.
Sure that within no time at all,
to heaven, I'd ascend!
Then a sudden loud and angry voice,
into my awareness sank.
"Hey you down there,
you bloody great fool,
Get out of our porpoise' tank!"
goldenrod.