Another creative game

[kathycf]

The Silent X was stepped on by an irate 40 foot tall Kat in the Hat who felt inexplicably neglected....;)

[Bakiryu]

(I could never eat that much! I weight 98 at 5"7!!!)

Kat was toppled by the weight of her hat and died from lack of oxygen, X tried to help but the Evil Hat got him too!

[the silent x]

the evil hat then turned on ryu who was laughing histerically, giving away her poisition. the hat shed it's outer skin to reveal a large versin of X suddenly, the 98 pound ryu found out that millions of the 156 pound men that were X and a giant will crush anyone to death

[Bakiryu]

The giants were all efficiently dispatched by an stealthy fan-wielding ninja and the hat was send to a hat-shop for repair as the ninja decided to take a short break and maybe get some new fans!

[the silent x]

(whispered ryu, let's team up i'm getting tired of fighting on this side, let me be on yours)

yeah, bakiryu got hit by something in the repair shop and it knocked him into the sun or whatever

[Bakiryu]

(That's not very brilliant Mr.X *laughts*)

*Oh well, let's see* Bakiryu using his incredible powers of persuasion convinced a mob of samurais to fight x, we don't know where he is but he MAY be dead.

[toni]

silent x kept on writing a story about a virus and one fateful day, he didn't realize that he was the virus himself

[toni]

whoops.. too bad, silent x is my friend , so the samurai (myself) turned its back on Bakiryu and slashed her instead.

just kidding, Baki, you are my friend too:p

[the silent x]

are you kidding, i want the virus, it doesn't kill you.

nad i take a large slash at toni who dodges it cause i told i was going to do it and we get into an epic battle that goes on for centuries then we give up pat each others back adn go our seperate ways until toni dies of old age

[toni]

When the assassin is old and grey he decided to retire and just play with his grandchildren when one day his Baby grandchild poked something in silent x' mouth that turned out to be a marble and our assassin ended up choking to his death.

[the silent x]

thanks toni, killing me with my grand children, well
my dad storms in, ripping out the plug of my computer telling me to go to sleep, and since every litnetter i sliving in my computer, they all die sorry guy, aw'peihfao;sdf;abdg;aoro no dad please
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhh
l/seihto;fg awergf

[Bakiryu]

Bakiryu, who happily wasn't in the computer, RETURNS and since everybody including X is dead Bakiryu decides just to have fun practicing with his samurai-ninja warrior subordinates!

[kathycf]

B is for Bakiryu, battered by baracudas.

[toni]

Kathy went to the Pirates Ship with Johnny Depp and was extremely starstruck and didn't realize the Kraken grabbed her and now she is doomed in the Davy Jones' Locker:( ahoy kathy, arg:lol:

[Pendragon]

"Don't worry" Said the Cat to Toni,
"I will not let you fall,
"I will hold you up high--
"HOLY TOLEDO! NIAGRIA FALLS!"

NEWS FLASH: Warrior Maiden drowned by carelessness of a strange Cat in a Hat who was helping her cross the Niagria river. Both went over the falls. Of the Cat only the hat was found, and it had a katana slash in it.

[Bakiryu]

On the 10 pm news: "Masked man found dead. Or pressumed so, only his fedora was found and pinned to it was a note with only a letter.

This letter was B

[the silent x]

one day bakiryu woke up and realized he himself was popular, loved by all the women, then died of shock after realizing that he had stereotyped himself and was drunk and high both at the same time, with a pregnant cheerleader crying in his ear for child support for his 20 children, he died of shock

[Mortis Anarchy]

one day bakiryu woke up and realized he himself was popular, loved by all the women, then died of shock after realizing that he had stereotyped himself and was drunk and high both at the same time, with a pregnant cheerleader crying in his ear for child support for his 20 children, he died of shock

Hah! I love it...

One stormy night, the stormiest of nights...a young assassin lurked in the shadows, waiting for his mark to show up. All of the sudden...darts of poison flew from an unknown shadow and struck down the assassin...the only known thing of the killer was a Mexican Rose pinned to the deceased.

[the silent x]

the assassin that is dead was naught but a dummy, for who can see an assassin on a drak and stormy night? not even the assassin can see himself on such a night, the real assassin was awaiting his mark in the shadows, and when the mark placed the rose, it forgot to look under the mask. the mark was dead before it drew a final breath after the laying of the rose. a true assassin leaves no trace, taking the body of the mark as evidence for payment, he left the decoy so police would let down their guard, and lessen security, knowing that x was "dead"

[Bakiryu]

The dark assasin was found dead this time with a note pinned to his mask "None may STEREOTYPE ME! NONE!" the signature was sinply a red dragon

[weepingforloman]

Bakiryu explodes in a shower of anti-stereotype bits... Courtesy of a plastic explosive hidden in his food. A mark is placed over the site of the explosion- a tear, and a play by Arthur Miller.

[Bakiryu]

Loman drowns in a river of his own tears after watching Free Willy.

[Pendragon]

Breaking News: Dateline, Chicago: The body of a pale young man dressed in what is best described as black "gender-neutral" clothing, with a black full length leather duster was found in Resurrection Cemetery. Although the coroner has declared the youth to be "somewhere in the late teens, early twenties at most", he also gave cause of death as "old age." This report is confused to the max by the conflicting evidence, but notes that the body was found not far from the place where the infamous ghost "Resurrection Mary" has appeared for almost a century. If fact, he lay on her grave...

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/hyland_mary_dwyer.jpg

[Bakiryu]

(why are you calling me mary?! *sobs*)

Found slaughtered by doc-savage, a man known only as D. whoever has news, please repor!

[toni]

Baki went to see an extremely hypnotizing warrior's dance and never woke up..:(

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/memoirs_of_a_geisha/ziyi_zhang/memoirs1.jpg

[the silent x]

toni forgot to stop dancing and hypnotized everybody, when she was alone in the world, she killed herself

[Bakiryu]

but since the silent x is as he says "unkillable" and the world was now empty he boarded a rocket ship to see other planets. But even X could not survive the might of a black hole which tore in into itsy bitsy x bits.

[the silent x]

one black holes can't tear somethign apart, they only crush until you're an atom in size, even that is controversial, because a blackhole may be a wormhole we can't see the end of,

amazed at his own stupidity, bakiryu felt another personality form inside him, that other personality took over an arm and disgusted that it was in a body that was utterly stupid, killed the body that was ryu

i see you changed your avatar ryu, i think the other one did more justice to emos, this one has a white backrground and a white shirt on, you might want to mess with the colors a bit in paint or photoshop

[Bakiryu]

Angry at the person who caled him stupid an unseen ninja slipped a strange floral poison into his drink. As he left there only remained a masked corpse and the scent of violets.


(Yeah, but the Ville Valo Avatar was getting boring, I'm trying to find something cooler now, X)

[the silent x]

this one is mcuh better, if you want, i can try to make you one with photoshop

drinking the poison only allowed the silent x to be spread into each one of the five elements (normally there's four, but which one would lightning go under) earth, water, wind, fire, lightning/electrcity. wiht all of this power at X's control, he made a body with which to move abolut the world in. none can escape his power now,
bakiryu was running to his/his parents car on a stormy day when a lightning bolt struck him dead.

[Bakiryu]

(Thank you, sure go ahead.)

But X forgot about Bakiryu's faithful ninja minions, who at the last time threw themselves and save 'Ryu from the wrath of the skies. Angry at the lost of his minions Bakiryu first decided to get new ones and swore a dark vendetta against x.

[the silent x]

while taking a shower, the water somehow threw itself into ryu's throat and down into his lungs, causing him to drown.

[Bakiryu]

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u177/vash1391/ninja.gif

After purchasing an ipod to compliment himself for his wit somehow the silent x became entangled in the cord and starved to dead.

[the silent x]

remember, ryu, i am made of the elements because of that poison you slipped me, that copy of X turns into dust and is recreated and reads a note left on the ipod, done to you by ryu, thus, when X confronts ryu, publicly, during school hours, htey engage in a massive battle, started by both at the same time, ryu has his ninja's attack X, but all the lights in the school go out, then bolts of electricity come down and strike down every ninja ryu has, hten they strike down ryu himself

[Bakiryu]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u50/ehmaysinkxicons/ninjadisappear.gifhttp://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u50/ehmaysinkxicons/ninjadisappear.gifhttp://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u50/ehmaysinkxicons/ninjadisappear.gif

"Curses, I need new hardy ninjas! Robots perhaps?" and so Bakiryu set to building robbott ninja's while X decided to take a vacation before they go back to killing each other. again.


http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u177/joansohma/ninja.png, bye, bye

[the silent x]

good idea, have a robot build another robot until you have a millio of them, then you could have those robots build a factory that would keep on building ninja defeating robots, (i'm giving up on tellign everybody i'm an assassin, what's the difference anywway, i don't know) that way, you and i could chill, talk about ways to kill each other. find loop holes in the ways we're gonna kill each other, then get drunk every night like there's no tomorrow, we're on vacation right?

ok, i've also given into my bro who likes anime, what village is that white rose person from

[Bakiryu]

I've no idea, i found it on photobucket! What anime does your bro watch?

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u50/ehmaysinkxicons/ninjadisappear.gifhttp://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u50/ehmaysinkxicons/ninjadisappear.gifhttp://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u50/ehmaysinkxicons/ninjadisappear.gif

Do I still have to write how to kill you? *confused*

[the silent x]

no man, we're on vacation for a while, i'm thinking give it a week,
if you still have to kill me say somethin stupid, don't strain yourself,

he watches everything i think, he got me into naruto, and i'm on 209 from my computer, if i con't see all of a tv series it makes me angry so i wait until the entire series is online and watch it there

[Bakiryu]

(Naruto is great, have you tried Bleach?)

X was depressed because of all his killings and decided to kill himself.

[the silent x]

nope, not yet, i finish one thing then move on to the others

ryu waited for X to kill himself and died of old age

[weepingforloman]

Disgusted at the boring back and forth dialog, Weep calls on the power of God to trigger the apocalypse. And all perished, and lived happily ever after.

[Bakiryu]

but god, angry at Weep for having made the apocalipse come earlier than planned, sends him spiraling down into hell, where he dies of smoke inhalation!

[weepingforloman]

Aw, dang. Guess I'll cancel my tickets for that concert by the pearly gates (why the heck are those there? Does Heaven have a problem with pool hoppers?!?)

[smartgirl]

idk, but if u don't want those tickets for that concert by the pearly gates, can i have them then?

[the silent x]

oh no, we have civilians in the crossfire, changing targets

smartgirl, mewbie that she is was so amazed at how large this website is, she unplugged her computer and became dead in cyberspace

[smartgirl]

poor me!

[Bakiryu]

smartgirl, alas, was too smart for own good and after reading the dictionary in czech, bulgarian and transilvanian her brain grew too big for her head and BOOM! exploded!

[smartgirl]

i don't think that would happen, I'm a blonde! lol

[Bakiryu]

what smartgirl! Aren't you going to write my death?! Suffer my wrath, my ninjas shall KILL YOU!!!


gO ninjas!!!!: http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u50/ehmaysinkxicons/ninjadisappear.gifhttp://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u50/ehmaysinkxicons/ninjadisappear.gifhttp://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u50/ehmaysinkxicons/ninjadisappear.gif
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u50/ehmaysinkxicons/ninjadisappear.gifhttp://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u50/ehmaysinkxicons/ninjadisappear.gifhttp://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u50/ehmaysinkxicons/ninjadisappear.gif

[smartgirl]

oh, I suppose.

seeing, as Bakiryu was too busy gathering ninjas to kill me, she failed to recognize that one of her own ninjas had betrayed her. He snuck inside inside her room, and killed her!

[apples of gold]

And then one of Bakiryu's ninjas killed smartgirl's ninja.

[smartgirl]

Bakiryu's ninja then went after apples of gold. Apples of gold tried to fight the ninja, but the ninja anilated her.

[Mortis Anarchy]

Suddenly dear Morty and her anarchist monkeys obliviated the lot of them!:p

[Pendragon]

Mortis, while trying to set up her computer for voice command, repeated "Mortis" so offten that she accidentially called up The Grim Reaper, who, angry at being disturbed by a mere human, took his scythe and Mortis' head... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/creaper.jpg... Well, that's Anarchy for you...

[weepingforloman]

Pen was assaulted by the ignorant masses, jealous of the poet's advanced knowledge of Latin... The remains took several days to collect.

[apples of gold]

And it came to pass, after everyone had been resurrected (see post 795), God and weeping and all the rest of us were sitting around in heaven playing our harps, when weeping, who is really quite a funny guy, told one of his jokes. Then we all died laughing, except Nietzsche who apparently has no sense of humor whatsoever, and proceeded to expound his pithy sayings, becoming god by default.

[weepingforloman]

To escape the horror of Nietzsche's rhetoric, I hurl myself down to earth... only to land in a Barnes and Noble. Tragically, I die... but manage to give Also Sprach Zarathustra one last thumbs down for the benefit of the customers.

[Shalot]

Since loman is dead already and the whole point of this thread is to describe the death of the PAM, a powerful sourcerss is conjured to bring loman back to life just so that he can die again.

So the powerful sourceress brings loman to life and a bunch of non-believers beat him to death with his own Bible. Talk about using the Word of God for bad purposes....

[the silent x]

a fire work hit shalot and exploded, blowing her into a tree which killed her

[Shalot]

the silent x got together with a bunch of friends and they all decided that it would be a good idea to launch bottle rockets...out of the silent x's butt. needless to say, the bottle rocket did not launch as planned because silent x got a little nervous and the thing exploded causing damage to his internal organs. He was too embarrassed to go to the emergency room so he walked very carefully to his bedroom and then he died

[weepingforloman]

While she was plotting her nefarious schemes, Shalot was hunted down and executed by the KGB, for crimes unknown... Long live the people!

[Mortis Anarchy]

But out of nowhere!!!! Che slew the lot of those dirty KGB along with Weepingforloman in revenge of Shalot.

[weepingforloman]

For the record, I had nothing to do with the KGB slaying. But Mortis dies of fright after being haunted by the ghost of Stalin. The capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes... (Incidentally, I'm not Communist, communist, or socialist)

[Mortis Anarchy]

Haha, lucky for Mortis she had Ju-Ju beans on her and managed to live...and pah-leeze! Stalin, scary pssh! So she decided to use her mighty Ju-Ju beans and put Weeping into his grave by poison! Mortis is anarchy after all.;)

[weepingforloman]

Hey, Stalin is spooky. He killed 12 million people.

You forget that I'm already dead (see posts 795, 811).

With careful aim, Mortis is taken out at over three hundred yards... by a slingshot. Only concussed, Mortis is taken to the hospital... where the dang Russkies hold sway. I think you can fill in the rest.

[Pendragon]

Woes of Loman

He shed his tears for those he had slain,
Waiting on his own appointment with The Reaper.
But the tears that he shed he shed them all in vain,
God forgives they say, but one’s heart is a silent keeper.
Behind the bars that enclosed him he counted down
The hours and minutes that lasted as though centuries.
Waiting for the call for him to walk the corridor to a silent room,
Where a chair awaited charged with electricity.
“Do you have a final statement, one last thing to say?”
He raise his tearful face and slowly shook his head.
As if from an enormous distance he hear the old priest pray.
Then the fearsome jolts took him and he was dead.
Loman, did your soul find that “Stairway to Heaven”?
Or did it fall the other way, with the rest of the unforgiving…

Pendragon
© 7/3/07

[RobinHood3000]

Like a World War II-era Icarus, Pendragon had been working on his prototype for a rocket-pack that would propel him through the sky with greater speed and efficiency than any other form of travel known to man. He had almost perfected it as of his first bench test.

Almost. All that was left, tragically, was a few scraps of metal and a small crater.

[weepingforloman]

One day, as Robbo was busy robbing the "rich" (he had recently expanded into middle class, as fewer and fewer rich men remained in Nottingham), the Sherriff snuck up behind him and beat him repeatedly with a night stick. Yet another tragic case of police brutality, and yet another Briton legend falls.

[Bakiryu]

weep was standing near Niagara falls writing this, when a sudden, mysterious flood appeared out of nothing and drowned him :)

[Pendragon]

Death Comes For Ryu

Song rang through the prison camp this dawn—
And it wasn’t a Bohemian Rhapsody—
“I’m in fear for my life from the long arm of the law—
“Momma I hear them a comin’ for me.”
Dressed all in black with her hair dyed white—
She sat there proud in that crude little cell.
The guard said “It’s time.” She nodded. “All right.”
“Any last words before we send you to hell?”
She stood there proud, and she scorned them with her eyes,
“I stood up for the things in which I believe.
“I’m about to show you all how a true hero can die,
“Because you’ll have to kill me to make me bow my knees!”
The machine-guns fired like thunder from God’s very throne:
And the Angels came and took another Ninja Warrior home…

Pendragon
© 7/5/07

[Bakiryu]

Wow: nobody has ever killed me so beautifully. Anything else I'd write would be as good as that poem. So.....Pendragon was killed and taken to heaven by the angels since his poetry was too good for this world :)

[weepingforloman]

Bakiryu was ironically killed by various anime characters. I'm not very creative, okay? Back off.

[Bakiryu]

The anime characters after turning on Bakiryu attacked Loman and ate him. Bakiryu, in the ghostly plane laughed.

[weepingforloman]

Ate me? How dare they: I'm not heart-healthy!

Bakiryu's ghost plane spun in.

[Bakiryu]

(the ghostly plane is the place were ghosts are: it can't spin!) Loman was hit by an angry ghost mob after he wrote the words above. :)

[weepingforloman]

I'll now go off and ponder yet more extravagant ways of destroying people.

[Annamariah]

While weepingforloman tried to figure out how to get Bakiryu killed, a huge slimy monster appeared out of thin air, being very hungry, and that was the end of weepingforloman. Unfortunately the monster was indeed VERY VERY hungry, so it decided to eat Bakiryu for dessert.

[Bakiryu]

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t9/military_kitty/katana.jpg

However: the hungry monster didn't know about Bakiryu's katanas (swords), and as it munched on Annamariah Bakiryu ripped it open, unfortunately Anna didn't survive.

And so supernatural ninja warrior Bakiryu and her followers continued in her World Saving campaign

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa131/ZombieRabbit/animegirl-1.jpg

[Annamariah]

After Anna's death Bakiryu was very depressed since she didn't manage to save her. Bakiryu was so sad that she didn't watch where she was walking, so WHOOPS, she fell from a cliff and died.

[Bakiryu]

But: since http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa266/TheDarkOne_03/avatarhell_justfrfun_Heavennhell-2.gif

Bakiryu was returned with a few demonic helpers.

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Dark_Rejected_Angel_/elizabethskatana.jpg

[Annamariah]

Too bad that those demonic helpers weren't that easy to control... Goodbye Bakiryu again :lol:

(So what does it tell about human nature that inventing ways of killing people is so much fun? :eek: :D)

[Bakiryu]

(As long as we don't carry them out :) )

The demons then turned on Annamariah and ate her with evil, demonic Garnish.

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x217/angel_rinoa27/eating.gif

Bakiryu saddened by Annamariah's death (again) left hell to go in an epic quest.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a175/FaeDance/b6e2dfd6.jpg

[Annamariah]

During her quest she was faced with many scary creatures and great dangers. She was very brave and fought her way through many tasks, but in the end she was so tired that she just fell asleep and never woke up.

[Bakiryu]

(Tough luck I'm an insomniac)

Until 1000 she was kissed by a handsome prince:
of course after 1000 years Annamariah wasn't around. Nobody knows what happened to her.

[Annamariah]

After 1000 years even Bakiryu wasn't that good looking any more, so the prince left her and she died of a broken heart.

[Bakiryu]

But since her bank account had increased she was now rich and after extensive plastic surgery and an eternal youth potion looked like this: http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s178/DarkEyedAssassin_19/Samurai/Redandblacksamuraigirl.jpg

Anna died of envy. :)

[weepingforloman]

But Baki fell off that building. Too bad.

[Bakiryu]

lomans muse, lost for a long, long, while returned, he found he was now FUNNY! the joy killed him, sadly.

[weepingforloman]

Dang it, I thought I died in the ghost-eating incident... I'm so confused.

[Bakiryu]

Yes but you were reincarnated. (or maybe you're a vampire: you can never know). Maybe you look like this: http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o82/ShawnaVertrees/av_image5.jpg

[the silent x]

annamariah adn her out-of-thin-air dragon joined the fray (not the band) and were systematically eliminated by X's elemental abilities, no he has not forgotten that he has them

[Bakiryu]

X woke up in Massachusetts, discovered he was married to: http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u42/elisalipstick/Sanjaya.jpg and committed suicide.

(This is revenge for marrying me to a CHEERLEADER!)

[weepingforloman]

I'm sad to live in a state that could commit such an atrocity: letting Sanjaya get married TO ANYBODY is a crime.

[Bakiryu]

Hide Loman since X died he's single! :)

[the silent x]

i actually wanted him to win, me and the entire 89x listening party, it would have destroyed the crap tv show that is american idol, marrying this guy(or is he a girl, we'll call him a "it") is a fate worse than death, at least you could divorce the girl and forget about her, i would go insane get locked inside a psychotic ward were you and i would probably meet and having never seen the other's face, wouldn't know we were who we were(if that makes sense) and we would both rot.

now back to the game,
X made a mistake to mess with ryu and her evil sanjaya "thing". and took a piece of earth with nothing except a guy and a girl, and two of every animal, and made a "ark out of earth" and destroyed the planet so as sanjaya would DIE, oh and ryu would die too

[Bakiryu]

But Ryu stowed away on the ark and when nobody was looking forced the confusing X of the edge and into the deep waters.


(You're extremely confusing X, I didn't get half of that :))

[Shalot]

Baki died of a broken heart because she couldn't stop lusting after that sanjay fool

[spa girl]

Shalot was found dead of a broken heart clutching a pair of white spandex pants allegedly belonging to Axl Rose. A note near the body read, "I don't care if he can't sing anymore, I loved him!"

[Annamariah]

Spa girl wanted to relax and decided to take a bath. It was so nice and comfortable that she fell asleep and drowned.

[Bakiryu]

Annamariah went on a killing rampage, strangling Shalot and half the menbers of the litnet, but with the dawning light she turned to ashes revealing that all along she had been a: VAMPYRE!

[Shurtugal]

baki, a fortune teller, ate her apple as she walked up to her computar. fliping on the internet she went to the only website where she thought she could safely tell of everyones death and never get caught. after telling the death of one of the Litnet members she went on to see who else she could kill. but secretly the dark forces and spirits that gave her the power to kill the people over th Litnet got fed up with all the extra spirits that came because of all the killing baki had commited. so the forces and the spirits gave everyone from LITnet a chance to travel through the computar and have their revangence on baki. baki on the other hand began to skeem up another death. she craked her knuckle and placed her delicate fingures on the keys she began to type. but just before she had made the final touches to her next victom of death, everyone on Litnet jumped out of the computar and killed her the death she was deserving. so now baki lies still in the same position as she had looked just before she killed her next victom.

[Shalot]

Shurtugal died because she ran out of wind and got suffocated

[Bakiryu]

Shalot died burned as a witch for resuscitating Bakiryu!

[Annamariah]

Bakiryu faced a death penalty for succesfully killing so many litnetters in this thread.

[farnoosh]

anna mariah was killed by the ghost that was from bakiryu!

[Annamariah]

Farnoosh witnessed how Bakiryu's ghost attacked Annamariah and died of horror.

[Pendragon]

Wanderer Wanders Wastes

Many and many a year has passed us by,
Since we received the sad news from beyond the sea;
That her wandering ways had finally lead her awry,
And so Death had caught up to Annamariah.
Her feet had passed portals that few mortals would dare,
But her heart was pure and her mind unclouded by fear.
In places where fell things creep, her shadow fell there,
Nor dared the evil beings approach when she came near.
But she wandered at last beyond even the realms of man’s dreaming—
Far out beyond even Kadeth in the Unknown Wastes:
The Reaper’s cold sockets marked the path of her weaving,
And on swift wings he mounted to catch her and cut her down in that place.
Where lies our fair maiden, Annamariah? No one can say:
For the last road that she walked, no one dares to go that way…

Pendragon
© 7/7/07

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Sculpture_Product_LA25.jpg

[Annamariah]

Thanks, Pendragon :)

Pendragon was killed by a poet, who was jealous of his works.

[Bakiryu]

The same poet then turned on Annamariah and slew her with a magic poem!

[the silent x]

riddle me this, riddle me that, a girl named Bakiryu died of unknown causes. bullet hole in head, yet it is not a through and through, and there is no bullet, andrea, a 17 year old highschooler who witnessed the killing says that a man in dressed completely in black shot Bakiryu but disappeared right after, also, man couldn't have come back to the body to remove the bullet for andrea had been ther until the cops came, how did this ryu die? answer me this and i shall do something of your request. (keep it safe please), also if something is unclear, ask it of me and i will tell you

[Bakiryu]

(Why am I always getting killed by X?! :tears:)

The assassin trying to fullfill an unknown request ventured into the void of darkness that fueled his demonic powers, and in there he shall remain again 1 year in 10 until he finds the door back to this world.

[toni]

'Ryu couldn't sleep off the guilt she felt for sending X into the "void of darkness" and decided to track him and bring him back into our world...Unfortunately, she found herself in the Clutches of Darkness Impregnable Fortress and was not seen since.

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/571/571225/zhang-ziyi-20041208051120169.jpg

[the silent x]

ryu, i i just always happen to post after you,thats why i always have to kill you, tell ya what, i'll kill toni for killing you,

but on a more serious note, does anyone have an idea to the riddle's answer?

back to the game. upon return from tricking ryu, toni finds the door to her appartment/house open. she walks in to find everything exactly where she left it. walking into her bedroom, she finds a darkness that even her tanning light can't burn through, the darkness grabs her, she is found, drained of all life on her bed as if she had just woken from a nightmare with a message written on the cieling (inside of roof, rhymes with sealing) "i'm back"

i watched freddy vs jason last night. all of the jason movies besides the first one is funny becaus emroe blood ends up on the walls than is actually in the human body

[Annamariah]

but on a more serious note, does anyone have an idea to the riddle's answer?

The Myth Busters said that neither ice bullets nor meat bullets work, so I have no idea :lol:

Silent X was killed by annoyed crime scene investigators who couldn't work out how Bakiryu died.

[the silent x]

a mythbusters fan WOOHOO!! (beats air with his fist)

i was going with a meat bullet, i thought it could work if you could get it cold enough, say enough to make liquid oxygen?

when disposing of his liquid oxygen (dumping it out the window) X accidentally dropped a large portion of it on anna's head. needless to say, anna is now in a frozen exhibit in the furture where to tour guides are saying, "this was the average teenage writer", kids plug their ears on the word writer it is such a nasty word in the future when robots control all of the literature and the kids say, "lets read owners manuals!".
the guide goes on to say that the writer was often compulsive, confused, and (insert word that means stupid but starts with c). highly primitive, in a rage, anna's hate melts the ice and she leaps on the guide, the children scream, "don't worry, this happens a lot." men run in with a thing that encases people on ice, anna is thwarted yet again.

[Annamariah]

Because Anna isn't really usually considered a NORMAL teenager, the future people decided that they needed some more frozen people to their exhibit. When their men travelled in time back to the year 2007, they found the silent x sitting in front of his computer. He was so concentrated on his favourite computer game that he didn't even notice when he was frozen and brought to the future. The future people are very proud of this part of their show. No one has yet discovered WHAT that thing that the silent x found so interesting could be.

[kathycf]

Annamariah went wandering...and found herself in a dark sewer teeming with mythic sewer alligators who were more than happy to have an Annamariah snack. I hear she tastes just like chicken....

[Bakiryu]

Kathycf was assaulted by a jealous cat who wanted his hat back, she was found drowned in milk and hatless....

[toni]

I dislike killing 'ryu, for I think she is a very cool person, but what choice do I have when she is always my Pam? well. here goes...


"ryu was walking down the streets of Kyoto when a bunch of =really cool samurais= (like in "Bleach") invited her for an-all-ramen-dinner so Ryu had no choice but to come with them. Little did she know that these samurais had sprinkled some potion in her soup that was supposed to make her a little fairy in a banana costume.. The samurais' objectives were unknown, but one could guess they just wanted a cute little fairy to play with..'Ryu couldn't stand the shame and flew away as far as she could when she hit a sakura tree branch and our fairy friend in a banana costume knew no more...

[Pendragon]

Our Warrior Maiden ended up in a Intergalactic Collector's stuffed collection of trophies from different planets. He didn't have a Warrior Maiden, and she was both skillful and beautiful and it was a fatal combination. He placed her beside a stuffed dragon. "Odd." He said to himself. "They look quite well there." A once-living painting hung on the wall behind them, and a beautiful preserved flower sat on the opposite side of the dragon. "Quite the tableau." Now if I can find the missing piece..."

Well, anyhow, our Warrior Maiden is a stuffed image in a collection now. It is said that these collectors never let their collected items go...

[Shurtugal]

just for the record, i want to let everyone know that it isn't my pleasure to tell of pen's death.

pendragon, well what do exspect? got eaten by his dragon.(and if any one has me get anyone get eaten by saphira, which she wouldn't any ways, will get a sword threw the gizard and it will be feed to my dragon. yes, i have a dragon, i just haven't found it yet.)

[Bakiryu]

Shurtugal just learned that Christopher Paolini was visiting her hometown, as she ran after him with a thousand fangirls she was stomped to dead.

[Shurtugal]

shurtugal got mad at baki for killing her with such uffence that she looked so hard for her dragon she fond it. then with the zar'roc in hand, murtaght let her barrow it for the day, she cut out baki's gisards and this time fed them to her dragon. but the dragon was so hungry that it ate the rest of baki in one gulp. (i really didn't get mad i'm laughing my head off over hear)

[Bakiryu]

But Murtaght (who was secretly dating 'Ryu) resuscitated her with his draconian powers and slew Shurtugal in a burst of dragon flame for killing the charming warrior-writer.

[kiz_paws]

Baki sent her neatly typed manuscript of her newest novel to the Publisher and sat, patiently waiting, by her mailbox for a sign. Any sign. However, the mailtruck took a bad turn and tipped over, crushing our dear little Baki as she waited in earnest....
So sad, really, because in that truck was ... a ..... letter.....FOR BAKI!!!!!!

[Pendragon]

Pause for Paws

There comes a time in everyone’s life when one comes to a pause,
(Somehow this was written into the original contract, now misplaced.)
And reflects upon one’s own mortality, for which cause—
(I am certain this was also covered in the original contract, plenty of space!)
We now come to the moment of solemn gathering for Kiz Paws.
It would seem that although she indeed was not your average bear—
(Pay close attention to this next statement, it may be of import, because--)
She was not of above-average intellect as well, the poor departed dear.
(Did I not say to pay close attention to the forging important clause?)
Seems she was of the opinion that Dragons, Ninjas, Ghosts, and what more—
Were but figments of the imagination; perhaps indigestion their cause.
So she entered The Enchanted Forest all by herself. Need I say more?
So now all of you be silent and for a moment stop, think, and pause:
Lest you be also tempted to doubt and die as did Kiz Paws…

Pendragon
© 7/11/07

http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/traurig/d020.gif

[Shurtugal]

once, along time ago, there lived a man named pendragon, a strange name for the strange man. he had a werecat and a weredog. he lived in a place where he didn't belong. where the trees always having orange leaves, the grass was always green, it was colder in the day then at night, when it got hot it snowed and when i got cold everyone went swimming. 'cept pendragon, for he was from the normal part of the world, which is truthfully strange enough. but sadly he was banned from there because he so strange, yet in this new strange land were he did not belong, he seemed quite normal. instead of reading he wrote. instead of singing he played the songs on his funny small guitar, quite large for us actually. Pour pen got so tired of living in this strange land and wished he could go back to where he had come from. so one day he decided to return. but low, the people of normal world, quite strangely, got very mad at him and ploted to kill him. pen got so scared for his life, though he never liked it, that he fled far back to the strange land where he had been band before. but his werecat and weredog could not stand the place and one day decided to take their strange master, who wasn't really strange if you look at it right, back to the normal world, which at the moment was quite unnormal. well pour pen didn't know that he had returned till he stepped out of his bed and found a whole crowd around him with pitch forks. he never made it out of the normal world, which wasn't quite normal.

[Bakiryu]

Argetlam was overjoyed when her hand turned silver but as the silver started to work its way up her arm she was surprised. She died as she turned into a silver statue.

[Shurtugal]

bak was so madly in love with murtaght that she died of it.

[Bakiryu]

No!!! :blush: :blush: :blush: Shurtgual was killed for writing such a sad death.

[Annamariah]

Whee, I get to kill Bakiryu once again! :lol:

Bakiryu was so determined never to fall in love (she thought it could kill you, that's why) that she isolated herself from everyone and died of loneliness instead :(

[Pendragon]

Friday The 13th For Shutrgal

Shurtgal refused to grow up, as we all know,
But Time has a way of passing right along—
You can live in you delusions but the fact is that you grow,
And “When You Wish Upon a Star” makes a better song.
Shurtgal stalked about declaring “I won’t grow up!”
Meanwhile, the world went on as the world is wont to do.
And while Shurtgal had tea with imaginary creatures and stuff,
The modern world enclosed her as a spider might do.
Shurtgal suddenly snapped out of her trance, and said with a scream,
“Why are these awful things suddenly outside of my flat?
I never seen anything so horrible, not even in the worst of my dreams!
My God, can someone please tell me, just what is that!”
And as she stood with hands shaking pointing out of the window pane,
A speeding car jumped the freeway overpass right into her, so she was slain…

Pendragon
© 7/13/07

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Friday13.gif

[toni]

AnnaMariah wandered deep, deep within the the Finnish Woods in the middle of the bloody winter and Annamariah was found a hundred years later as an extremely enchanting ice sculpture

[Shurtugal]

toni died from being on litnet to long.

[toni]

Shurtugal died of heart attack when she saw Billy Gilman sing live! :lol:

[Shurtugal]

toni died when she found out i was dating billy.

[Bakiryu]

Shurtgual died when Bakiryu killed her for dating billy. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Shurtugal]

we both died when we realized that we are being to much like teenagers.

[Bakiryu]

True. I sound younger than I should :blush:

[the silent x]

I watched you sit down at your computer Ryu, I watched you post this and as I looked at you through the scope of my sniper rifle, I thought to myself, "Maybe I should post this as how Ryu died with lead in her head and the last of the round in computer."

Then I realized that without Ryu, i wouldn't have someone to kill me back and to debate with.

[Bakiryu]

X didn't die but was infected by a computer virus that transformed him into a sweet young man, lover of all things pink, specially bunnies, flowers, perfume and candy. He's now a joyful, optimistic person. In other words.....

He's dead in life.

[the silent x]

"oh no, i've become a prep, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (falls over screaming at his computer, watches in terror as a pink shirt with the word Hollister replaces his real shirt), i'm becoming noticeable, ghostliness fading, becoming solid, can't blend in anymore", in a final act of desperation he pleads with Ryu, "spare me oh kind Ryu, i never thought you would deliver such a low blow as that, you are truly a master of torture."

Ryu, arrogant from the victory, opened a champagne bottle, the cork shot off and in a freak coincidence, ricocheted off the wall into her throat, causing her to choke to death on it.

oh yeah, thanks for the advice to watch Full metal alchemist, it's fricken sweet, Al Elric rocks!

[Bakiryu]

But them all world-wide preps noticed that X wasn't truly a born-prep and attacked with their evil prep powers. He was chocked to death by a GAP shirt!


(*dances* I told you so! I told you so! Fullmetal Alchemist Rocks!!! (Watch Bleach next is almost as good: specially the huge, killer SWORDS!!!))

[the silent x]

thank goodness, i'd rather be dead than be a prep. but a gap shirt, why couldn't you have made something i actually where, like old navy?

the bleach characters come to life and kill ryu with their killer swords which she loves

[Pendragon]

X of Death

Well, I got me a brand-new Naginata,
It’s been calling out my name—
Love of battle in that bladed mantra,
And it just won’t go away.
The window shatters in the night—
A Ninja with a scarlet face:
You’d think he’d learned to be quiet—
I guess he was too full of rage.
He picked the wrong place to strike—
This is the House of Many Blades.
That Naginata did just as I like—
There’s not much left of him to save.
Here’s a warning to Ninjas everywhere:
Don’t end up like old Silent X here…

Pendragon
© 7/15/07

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Naginata.jpg

[the silent x]

After Pen "finished me off" he went over to his computer. he turned it on to proclaim to all of litnet in various words and flutters of his literary expertise how he killed the infamous X. He saw that he had a new e-mail. Contained in the e-mail was a video clip of a person swathed entirely in black, with a X emblazoned on all clothing and the background, "What you saw was an illusion, nothing more."
"Be more prepared next time." said the video and a suit of armor right behind Pen. Turning and remembering the day it was delivered, two years ago, how the men carrying it said it was heavier than it should have been. sudden realization showed in Pen's eyes as the suit moved with lightning speed and buried a lance in Pen's stomach, and then finished the literary warrior off with a swift knife to the throat that had been hidden underneath the suit wrist joint. Standing back on the pedestal from which it came, it froze. A dark substance poured from it and formed into the man in the video, treading without a sound, X left and was thought to have positioned himself near a rock music concert. Blending into the crowd, he gradually shed his clothes until he had on a black shirt with a red biohazard sign spray painted on and a pair of olive green cargoes, he had retrieved what he had come for and now he was leaving.

[toni]

=Double poste=

[toni]

X died in his nightmare after prolonged staring at a photo of an unknown "Angel" with -dig this, X - has streaks on her hair that is "very pink". :lol:

[the silent x]

haha, X who had been photoshopping this picture for toni, decided to screw up her face and send it to her, she died of embarrassment

[toni]

~woo~ X died of guilt when he learned that he didn't give his best for the photoshopped photo for toni and commited hara-kiri..:(

[the silent x]

then when toni learned that it was the best work he's ever done, just for her, she killed herself out of guilt for being to harsh on poor X

(snickering) yeah right, i wouldn't feel bad about that

[toni]

I would only kill you virtually, X:D

Unfortunately, toni saw the photos and abhored it with a passion and cursed X to death that he died of shame.


that is just a joke , X dont take me seriously:lol: I know I'll like it ;)

[Bakiryu]

Toni commuted suicide by burning herself on a pire made with photographs of MCR after she learned of x's death. :)

[the silent x]

seeing toni burning on the pire, X leaped into action, grabbing bakiryu, he used her like a large bat, beating down the flames. needless to say, ryu died, and toni survived to love X's pics for her

[Bakiryu]

Bakiryu, angry for being used as a mat drowned X on her tears of sorrow. :bawling:

[kiz_paws]

Baki, one night when she had trouble sleeping, looked out her window, and what do you know.... it was a band of gypsies playing haunting music just down the street. No one else seemed to hear them, mind you. She opened her window just a crack and CRASH.

The next thing she knew she was tied up and thrown into the back of the wagon and ....

Apparently there is a mournful song that marked the occasion. Poor little Baki..

[Pendragon]

Gypsy Road

The Gypsies came down like wolves on the fold,
Playing sweet-sad music upon lutes and guitars.
Dressed in rumpled finery, with earrings of solid gold,
They rolled down darkened streets from afar.
A maiden glanced out of her window at the sight,
Of the wagons and people as they passed her by.
And she was never seen again after that starry night.
Though ‘tis said in the darkness came two muffled cries.
Two? Aye, two. Bartender, pass me another mug of draft,
The tales from the camps of the Roms, are poignant and true.
I tell you no lies, my man, what are you, daft?
There was not one kidnapping, fool, there were two!
The camps of the Gypsies had two new dancers for a time:
One gal with white hair, one blonde; they have since both died.

Pendragon
© 7/16/07

[toni]

Uncle Pen perished (:bawling:) while he was training toni to become a warrior (like a sensei Pen!) toni dorkily thrust her sword forward where her Sensei was standing, to impress him and aiming to miss Uncle Pen by inches. But the incredibly daft toni pointed at her sensei's heart.:(

[Shurtugal]

toni felt so bad that she commited suicied by drinking poison... how everyone on litnet cried over the two very nice people who where there no longer to make me laugh.

[Bakiryu]

Shurtgal among them couldn't resist the sorrow and cried herself to death.

(I love the Gypsies Poem Pendragon! So cool!)

[the silent x]

ryu, in her vampire state went into a bloodlust and they had to call in VAn helsing to eliminate her, (Van Helsing RULES!)

[Shurtugal]

x died when he found out that Van helsing died. it was a shocking death. what he did was play his music so loud up in a tree that he fell of and plunged to his death.

[Shalot]

Shurtugal went to Portugal, where she died.

[Bakiryu]

The hellbeast inside shalot awakened and ate itself from inside out :)

[Shurtugal]

baki got punched in the face from shalot, after she desribed her death.

[toni]

Shurtugal died of fright when she saw Gerard Way all bloody and messy singing "I gaaaave youuu blood, blood, gallons of the stuff.....":P

[Bakiryu]

Toni died after she discovered Gerard had drowned in his own sweet, sweet blood.

[the silent x]

shalot and shurtugal adn baki all died when tehy were having a massive brawl, not getting a bclear shot, X laser painted the targetand had a bomb dropped in the middle of the fightsorry shurtugal adn shalot, you didn't die, yiu weree thought dead cause you were unconcious, the bomb landed right on baki's head, kinda hard tp srvive that

[kiz_paws]

Silent, snickering away to himself about the massive deaths listed above, had his head tilted back, laughing louder and louder. Suddenly, he felt a bone wrenching jolt of pain ripple through his entire body, then the coppery taste of blood....

The last thing he recalled is slowly slipping, slipping, slipping away.... he had walked right into a metal wall, sending himself to the promised land....

[Pendragon]

Paws, forgetting that it was bear season, thinking it was wabbit or duck season, was shot by Elmer Fudd.... HaHahHah....

[the silent x]

everyone, stunned that pen didn't come up with a witty and creative poem to kill paws with, kills themselves because they think the world is going to end. pen kills himself because he is the only person left on earth.

[weepingforloman]

Reset

[Shurtugal]

weeping's name is pretty clear of how he dies... he weeped himself to death.

[Bakiryu]

Shurttugal tied as she was trampled by a thousand fangirls who thought she was Billy Gilman's girlfriend :)

[Shurtugal]

baki was one of those many fangirls and when billy found this out he was so bitterly mad that he did exactly what he new would kill her... he asked her out (hating himself truely, but it was the only way to get back on her) baki was so excited she died!

[Bakiryu]

Shurtugal was murdered by bakiryu's jealous ninjas who were angered by her dating Billy. (how old is he anyway, he looks younger than i'm.)

[kiz_paws]

Baki was cooking her favorite ramen one fine evening, when all of a sudden ... there was an explosion. She didn't put water in the pot to boil the noodles, and they tried to cook dry in the pot on the very hot stove, but it was not the right equation and booooom went the lid and hit our Baki on the head.... she has not moved since. :alien:

[silent, Pen has written several absolute gems in the way of killing me off, I have to say, lovin' it!!] :lol:

[the silent x]

kiz paws annoyed one of the most dangerous people in the world. i bet you think it's gonna be X, but alas, X needs a break, so he's calling in Father Time, who ages kiz so much that she becomes 1,000 years old in one second.

[I know he has, kiz, but the fact that he didn't write one to kill the person off is kinda scaring me, i'm in my bomb shelter with enough of everything to last me ten years, because of this]

[kiz_paws]

Ha Ha, Silent!

Alrighty then -- Silent x has tried to conceal the fact that he is very ticklish, but in a moment of crazy inspiration, Kiz_paws has figured it out and took a large feather and had several of our strong LitNetters hold Silent down and began an agonizing death of tickling his feet. He laughed all the way cross the River Styx and then some.....

[the silent x]

but, father time, being X's very good friend, decided to go back in time and switch X with Kiz during the tickle torture, she was then thrown out of hell for laughing to much, thrown into a worm hole that looped so she was stuck in a race track of a wormhole, until she starved and ran out of breath and died

[Bakiryu]

X was so busy nefariously plotting kiz death that he forgot that father time usually charged a price, even to his closest friends and when he left X found he had aged a 100 years, had a heart attack and died. His followers inherited all his money tough.

[weepingforloman]

Baki was killed by one of those jealous ninjas... he/she got too worried about Baki hanging out with other people, went crazy, and killed her.

[kiz_paws]

weepingforloman was wandering around in the San Diego zoo .. actually he was on the train ride 'round the park. But anyhow, much to everyone's shock and dismay, one of the giraffe's (Ivan, the largest one in the world) went crazy and chased the train. The conductor got worried about the animal being injured and stopped the train. Sadly, before anyone could figure out what all the fuss was about, a certain forloman lay on the pavement, flattened completely. A two dimensional person, headed for the fourth dimension.... It was said that the first laugh ever to be heard from a giraffe was heard that day... but then, it might have been the wind...

[Shurtugal]

Shurtugal was murdered by bakiryu's jealous ninjas who were angered by her dating Billy. (how old is he anyway, he looks younger than i'm.)


concerning that he's 19!!!!!!!!! yeah, he doesn't really look it, but he's still my favorite singer.:blush: (sorry for going girly everyone else... but i do want to make it clear that i DO NOT have a crush on him, though it would be nice to get to know him)

paws was trotting down the lane, when all of a sudden a giant dog jumped out in front of her... she ran madly away from it screaming that it was going to kill her. but the dog didn't evan notice her and turned around. well paws never noticed this and kept on running. as she running she never saw a giant ditch i front of her... she fell down and plunged to her death.

[weepingforloman]

Shurtugal farted loudly in front of Billy, and died of embarassment. It's a shame, really.

[PrinceMyshkin]

Weepingforloman did NOT die so far as is known but having gone in search of God, he was never seen again.

And as an alternative to the site he proposes consider checking this out as well: atheism.about.com/mpboards.htm

[kiz_paws]

Prince, whilst in the library, was catching up on his daily dose of Dostoevsky, and what do you suppose! They closed the library for renovations! Our poor Prince got very hungry, what with being surrounded by all those books ... Anyhow, he succumbed to a death of having not been fed for days as a result of this thirst for our Russian genius...

[weepingforloman]

Weepingforloman did NOT die so far as is known but having gone in search of God, he was never seen again.

And as an alternative to the site he proposes consider checking this out as well: atheism.about.com/mpboards.htm

How, exactly, could I search for God? Mentally/spiritually, I have already found Him. Physically? He is incorporeal.

The Artist Formerly Known As Myshkin was executed for lack of logic:) .

[Annamariah]

Weepingforloman was killed as a punishment for not killing kiz_paws, when it was her turn to die :lol:

[Bakiryu]

Annamariah died when a group of magical ogres kidnapped her on her travels and ate her with mango chutney. Yum!

[Annamariah]

Poor me, I'm allergic to mango :(

Bakiryu sat so many hours in front of her computer that she finally became a computer program herself. Too bad she got a computer virus from Internet and died.

[kiz_paws]

Anna, in a moment of silliness, turned her music up so loud that the roof exploded above her and she was crushed to dust instantly...

[Bakiryu]

Kiz_Paz tried to join an average bear family but they ate her for not being average!

[toni]

Baki was eaten by the bears too for they couldn't resist a faerie like that. They thought her "Royalty"



shalot and shurtugal adn baki all died when tehy were having a massive brawl, not getting a bclear shot, X laser painted the targetand had a bomb dropped in the middle of the fightsorry shurtugal adn shalot, you didn't die, yiu weree thought dead cause you were unconcious, the bomb landed right on baki's head, kinda hard tp srvive that

And toni survived it? :eek2:

[Shurtugal]

toni died when she and baki got in a fight on who had better writing... baki got so mad at her that she killed toni. so poor toni never got to know who had the best writing.

[kiz_paws]

Toni, Shurtugal and Baki were all on the ferris wheel at the fair, and oh no!! The ferris wheel dislocated, and went cart-wheeling all across the field, killing many including our three LitNetters..... What a shame indeed.... R.I.P. girls!

[Bakiryu]

But Bakiryu was never on since she thinks ferris wheels are boring and a Baki-impersonator (known only as K.P) was killed instead http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l223/Karas_Emoticons/3-2.gif

[the silent x]

baki's eyes rotted away from watching to much japanese comics, the rotting continued to her brain where she then died a slow painful death

[toni]

In one of those assasin missions, X's head was squeezed violently between the thighs of this gangsta who had a body of a professional sumo wrestler. X died of suffocation as the "sumo" gangsta squashed his ginormous bottom futher on the assassin's body.. Ah.. one of those failed missions..

Farewell X, may the cries of anguish of those you have killed on this thread cradle thee to thy grave...:p

[Bakiryu]

baki's eyes rotted away from watching to much japanese comics, the rotting continued to her brain where she then died a slow painful death

Hey! There's no such thing as too much japanese (or american) anime! :flare:

Toni and X decided to engage in a fight to the death to prove which was better, sadly they killed each other to the despair of many litnetters :bawling:

[sir winston]

Hey! There's no such thing as too much japanese (or american) anime! :flare:

Toni and X decided to engage in a fight to the death to prove which was better, sadly they killed each other to the despair of many litnetters :bawling:

bakiryu was sitting at her computer, reading a message in an online forum, completely unware that a meteor was hurtling through the earths atmosphere, and (oh noes!) it was heading directly toward her head! then bakiryu got thirsty from typing so much, so she went to get a drink. before she could turn on the spigot, however, she passed out from exhaustion and slept through the rest of the night on the floor while the window was open. a draft came in, and she caught a terrible cold the following day. she died from a freak food poisoning accident that very day at a Panera Bread.

[Bakiryu]

sir wiston wrote and wrote and wrote until he wasted away into thin brittle bones which the wind blew away as pretty, sparkly ivory dust.

[sir winston]

Driving home from a visit to the local farmer's market (in what turned out to be a vain attempt at finding rare manga :-P) Bakiyru rolled down the window, enjoying the beautiful summer day. A curious sparkly dust wafted into the car, and gave bakiryu trouble breathing. She coughed and hacked until it made its way out of the car. Scientific Analysis concluded that the mysterious dust was in fact ivory. Twenty years later Bakiyru died from lung cancer.

[weepingforloman]

Unfortunately for Winston, that little hamster is not holding a cherry, but a cherry BOMB. While hugging the creature, the hapless knight was blown to pieces, being a very fragile sort for a knight. Why do the good die young?

[kiz_paws]

weepingforloman, in his ever thirsty quest for a good football game, got cozy on the couch, complete with all his snacks and soda beverages. He turned on the television, but when he tried to use the remote control, it was actually a detonator and he blew himself, the tv, and the entire county up into a huge mushroom cloud, last seen floating to the ring of Saturn... So sad, it was a wonderful game, too, I heard...

[Reccura]

The grizzly bears thought that Kiz is so cute and they fought over on who's going to marry her... The ugliest, the most obnoxious grizzly won (like duh,) and took her to marry him. Too bad, the grizzly was too hungry he ate her alive! Organs and everything!!! We're going to miss you, Kiz...
_______________________

alright, I'm the lamest murderer here in LitNet....

[Pendragon]

The Artist Passes

Reccura made a deal much like the one made by Dorian Grey,
She could paint her own portrait and hang it up, out of sight.
And then every year that passed by that portrait would age—
While Reccura remained young and lovely, with eyes so bright!
But a certain Green-Eyed Monster rose and took her two sisters,
The Flower and The Warrior grew ever greener with envy;
They could not bear to see her, but if she was gone, how they missed her—
So they hatched up a plan to take from her her beauty.
The Flower spoke for the two as her lips can drip with honey,
Beguiling the younger woman and leading her into their trap.
Then The Warrior struck with the best blade to be had for love or money,
With a fury never before felt in her heart, now full of wrath.
But Reccura’s painting deal with the devil had made her an immortal:
Safe against her sister’s wiles, she smiled at her portrait: OH, HORRORS!

Pendragon
© 7/20/07

[kiz_paws]

May I interrupt this thread to applaud Pen for this gem of gems.... Bravo!!

** STANDING OVATION **

OK, carry on....

[Shurtugal]

kizpaws (actually a mermaid) was swimming in her wonderful ocean when a shark came along and ate her in one glup!

[kiz_paws]

I will not grow up
Oh no, not me
said a certain little person
known as our sweet Shurtzie
but alas the years
came by
as they do
finding Shurtzie
more tried than true
Her book was finally published
her name was known to all
despite her cool demeanor
she took a real bad fall

RIP my dear Shurtzie

[Shurtugal]

i just wanted to say that is an awsome poems you devised, despite the fact i was the one killed :lol:

(just kill paws, pretened i'm didn't post this)

[Bakiryu]

Kiz Paws was killing in mad revenge while Shurtgual *who of course was not there* watched :)

[kiz_paws]

jin jin
on holiday
tried to board
the train today
her foot did slip
and down she flew
the train roared on
and never knew...

sorry to read about this, dear Baki... R.I.P.!

[Shurtugal]

paws rimed herself to death.

[Bakiryu]

pam tried to kill all the members of the litnet but they ganged up on her and ate her, except for Bakiryu who preferred a healthy side salad instead.

[Shurtugal]

PAM had such a new cool avie that everyone became jealous and killed her to get it.

[Bakiryu]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! My avieeeeeeeeeee!

Pam, who got ahold of the said avie was killed by the other greedy litnetters! Shame on ye people!

[Shurtugal]

PAM, was such a loner that she died of being alone.

[Pendragon]

Wolf Death

Argent, the Silver, was the madness that drove Shurtugal on,
That shimmering metal that that was both riches and bane—
She sought for it in places where people have long since gone,
Lest they discover her secret, she has buried beneath a changed name.
For you see the blood in her veins is that of the family Talbot,
And long has that line been whispered of with bated breath.
It was many a year ago that a son among them first took up the curse,
One that will follow them in life and follow even after their death.
The mark of the pentagram glows upon each family member,
Mark of the Werewolf; the unholy mark of the beast—
It has been over Shurtgal’s heart for as long as she can remember,
Only the silver can destroy her and really grant her the release.
But she is sharp enough also, to make her fortune from the mine:
But a hunter finally tracked her down, one silver bullet whined…

Pendragon
© 7/23/07

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[Shurtugal]

but before i died i killed pen... he, he, he, he. :lol:

[RobinHood3000]

And I avenged my brother!!! HYAA!!

[kiz_paws]

Robin reached in his quiver
to find himself a bow
but all that sat within the case
was a round thing with a hole
very curious thought the lad
as he fished around some more
the round thing, it exploded
we saw Robin here no more...

RIP dear friend... :bawling:

[Shurtugal]

paws what eaten be a ficious cat... *sob* the only part left of her was her hands and feet.

[kiz_paws]

Shurtzie was busy writing in her favorite manner of head bent to the table while scratching away with her pencil on paper. She was so enrapt in this manner that she did not hear the slurpy sound of a swamp creature slithering in behind her. The last thing that she remembered was feeling cold wet claws grabbing her round the waist, and down she was pulled...down down, into the sewer... :alien:

[Pendragon]

Death of a Gun Moll

She said not a word as she ate her final meal.
She uttered no sound as they saved her blonde hair.
She looked out through the bars as if this were not real,
But the clock ticked down the minuets to her date with the chair.
She showed no emotion when the guards finally came.
She made no resistance as they prepared for that stroll.
She made no eye contact with anyone, though some called her name:
And bowed her head slowly as the Priest prayed for her soul.
“Have you prepared a final statement before you die and are gone?”
“I have nothing to say. Could we just get on with it, right?”
The warden shrugged his shoulders and signaled for the switch to be thrown.
The electricity snapped, crackled, and popped, in a burst of white light.
The Doctor approached the smoking ruin of the woman, checked and he said:
“The sentence has been carried out. Kiz Paws is now dead…

Pendragon
© 7/31/07

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[weepingforloman]

It was the last straw. Pen had copyrighted a poem he wrote describing the death of someone's online alias on a literature forum. The hordes of enraged citizens tore poor Pen limb from limb... He had become their pound of flesh.

[kiz_paws]

Death of a Gun Moll

She said not a word as she ate her final meal.
She uttered no sound as they saved her blonde hair.
She looked out through the bars as if this were not real,
But the clock ticked down the minuets to her date with the chair.
She showed no emotion when the guards finally came.
She made no resistance as they prepared for that stroll.
She made no eye contact with anyone, though some called her name:
And bowed her head slowly as the Priest prayed for her soul.
“Have you prepared a final statement before you die and are gone?”
“I have nothing to say. Could we just get on with it, right?”
The warden shrugged his shoulders and signaled for the switch to be thrown.
The electricity snapped, crackled, and popped, in a burst of white light.
The Doctor approached the smoking ruin of the woman, checked and he said:
“The sentence has been carried out. Kiz Paws is now dead…

Pendragon
© 7/31/07

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Wow.... I stand in awe. What a brilliant way to go! :)

Weeping lost his mind and ran into on-coming traffic when he was strapped in a chair and forced to listen to Justin Timberlake for 24 hours straight..... :sick: :crash:

[stephofthenight]

lady kizz was eating in her gothic style castle while surfing litnet eating chocolate cake and choked...the country shall mourn forever and all the chocolate cake was thrown out in her memory...farewell kizz, farewell chocolate

kizz was barried with her shoes on the wrong feet:lol: sorry i was in charge of your shoes kizz

[Pendragon]

A Single Black Rose

A single black rose on a coffin of polished jet,
Inside the maiden lies as though she were only asleep.
Hardly more than a girl, but age does not matter to Death,
Life is merely the grain his cruel scythe continually reaps.
In life sometimes she felt lonely, so sad and forlorn,
That a single black rose was all she could think of or dream.
The path sometime is rocky but someone has been there before,
We must only open both eyes and minds so as to see.
Dropped from above comes a single black feather to lie beside of the rose,
They were all along the pathway she walked in her life but unknown.
Always there is light in the darkness of night, good moments—treasure those:
For the Reaper will come no matter what, but you don’t have to die all alone…
A single black rose for her funeral was all that Steph ever asked:
But a friend added a touch of his own for free; friends do things like that…

Pendragon
© 8/3/07

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[Bakiryu]

Bakiryu killed Pendragon in hope that after dead he would writer her one of those beautiful poems. *I WANT ONE*

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[Pendragon]

Final Respects

Bakirhu, the wandering, dreaming Homunculus,
Had slain the rhyming troubadour, the poet Pendragon.
Her heart was not filled with evil as her blade made the final thrust—
She longed for the gift of his words, so caught his blood in a golden flagon.
“You may not gain my gift from my blood, ‘tis poison for you to imbibe.”
Startled, Bakirhu almost dropped the cup of blood as she nigh fell headlong.
A youth clothed in chain mail stood nearby, diaphanous as white wine.
“I am David Pendragon, last son of Camelot. I now must return to Avalon.”
“But the gift, your gift of poetry. One more poem before you pass!”
His steel grey eyes considered hers and marked the tears she could not hide.
“I say this to you, your hand held the blade that has sent me home, lass—
“Yet the gift of words ye may receive if ye fear not to see me cross the tide.”
Bakirhu drew her robes about her but her eyes never left the poet’s face:
Then he was gone but an inkwell and quill were left standing in his place…

Pendragon
© 8/13/07

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[Shurtugal]

the dear pen that we all love and adore died taking his very last breath trying to write baki the most beautiful poem he could think of just for her.

[kiz_paws]

And before Shurtzie could get in touch with her dear friend Baki, to tell of the wonderful poem in her honour, alas.... a crack of thunder and a bolt of lightening rendered our dear girl to shiver under her covers in fear. She died of fright before Baki was ever reached...:bawling:

[symphony]

And she was there in her couch, reading "Dead Souls", innocent as she was, dear kizzo didnt realise she'd turn into one soon! :bawling: Those hovering gits rose right outta the book and ...and...and...
And she was there in her grave, exemplifying Dead Souls!
:bawling: :bawling: :bawling:

[Shurtugal]

our friend symphony was riding his black stallion and as i regienged back he fell and broke his kneck! oh, the pain that he felt as jolts like fire rolled and weaved in his body. but the fall didn't kill him, his horse got spooked and ran over him.

[Bakiryu]

Shurtzu was run over by an unknown assailant but don't worry I'LL AVENGE YOU. (as soon as i figure out what was that i just ran over, may the killer be *gasp* me?)

[Shurtugal]

as baki was trying to find out what she ran over, she didn't pay mind to what was in front of her.... a giant 18 wheeler! *screech!* *hit breaks* *go spinning* *blacks out* *doesn't breath* (i wonder if she's dead?)

[kiz_paws]

On a cold and dark
September morn
our Shurtzie felt
cold and forlorn

Her friend, dear Baki
it would seem
had died suddenly
much like a dream

She wandered aimlessly
all day long
and wasn't prepared
for things to go wrong

but they did. She got run over by a turnip cart drawn by a Russian Author who was enrapt in finishing a certain Souls novel ... :sick: :D

[Poppy]

Kiz Paws, known to some as Puss n' Boots was found expired early this morning. The friendly feline became road kill after a night of devouring
tasty morsels from the back of a parked garbage truck. Its apparent she
jumped to her demise after hearing the low meow of a neighborhood Tom
who she had befriended at an all night catnip party.
Kiz Paws will begin life number 2 after a well deserved day of rest.

~Poppy

[Pendragon]

Poppy Went Out Fishing

I’ll tell you all that I remember, a sad tell I must relate,
I was driving by the river in the evening, under shaded sycamore trees.
Out in the water in his waders, still fly-fishing though the hour was late,
Was an older gentleman who fly danced o’re the water in the breezes.
I stopped the car and watched him, for he reminded me of my dad,
And he expertly caught a thrashing trout and then he set it free.
I could tell he was only out there fishing for the good time to be had,
When something struck his line with force that shocked both him and me!
“What the devil!” He yelped, as his pipe fell out of his mouth—
And by some quirk of fate dropped directly into the top of his chest waders.
“Ouch, I’m burning; I’m on fire!” but he held to his pole which pulled him South—
And as I raced along the bank to see if I could help, I hear a roar like breakers.
Still screeching and yelling and swearing, the man went over a waterfall:
He never resurfaced in the pool below; I recovered his hat, which is all…

Pendragon
© 8/18/07

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[kiz_paws]

It was with great shock that Pen went to his keyboard to type some of his world famous prose. And I do mean shock. Each key he depressed emitted bolts of wayward electricity, but the cause was unknown. So bent on another beautiful poem was he that sadly the shock became too much and he slumped over his last work. RIP oh prolific poet :bawling: :bawling:

[I really HATE killing off Pen, you guys!!]

[Bakiryu]

kIZ was eaten by her cat after she forgot to feed it. Bon Apetit mon petite chat!

[Pendragon]

Dateline: How the heck do I know?___________.
A wandering caravan was seen passing through this valley, onimously known as "The Valley of the Shadow of Death" last evening. A young woman, variously known as "Baki", "Ryu". "Yon Mindless Twit", was dancing along behind the rear wagon, doing Tai Chi movements with a sword. Some say the Shadow grew so dark that it was impossible to see for a time, and when it cleared, the girl was gone, her Tai Chi sword stuck into the back of the wagon. Mystery abounds... BREAKING NEWS: The Caravan itself is now reported missing, having never come out of the other end of the valley. Helicopter sweeps say no signs of wreckage anywhere, they are just gone...

[Shurtugal]

why must i kill pen?!

forgive me i'll make this short. many years in the future, pen dies of old age.

[Bakiryu]

Shurtugal was too busy trying not to kill pen: she fell into a well!

[Pendragon]

Sorry can't help myself...


Bah-bah, Bah-bah, Bah-bah, Bakiryu...
Well, she was madder than you ever knew...
Guess that's why those lizards chopped her up for stew...
Bah-bah, Bah-bah, Bah-bah, Bakiryu...

Pot's on, all lizards invited! Yeah, daddy!







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[Bakiryu]

Pendragon (and possibly Bakiryu) died laughing at the silly lizard pic!

[NikolaiI]

Bakiryu will die in a duel. She'll shoot in the air, and then get shot dead.

[kiz_paws]

The PAM was practicing complex tai chi moves when all of a sudden, a crazy horse started bucking its way into the meadow where the tai chi class was peacefully taking place. PAM took a kick to the side of the head from a panicking horse, and fell to the ground. A single blood drop slowly dripped from the corner of his eye. It was such a sad sight indeed, poor PAM! :bawling: :bawling:

[The Bookinator]

NEWSFLASH *theme music*

Announcer guy: Kiz Paws, a prominent member of a literature forum known as "LitNet", was found dead yesterday after allegedly trying to iceskate using banana peels. As to why Paws attempted such a foolhardy action, experts say that Paws was so upset over the loss of another LitNet member's death, NikolaiI, that Kiz Paws wasn't thinking clearly enough to notice that banana peels, not iceskates, were strapped on to his feet. And back to you Larry with more on the Paris Hilton story next.