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PrinceMyshkin
06-21-2008, 12:08 PM
As the televangelist John C. Hagee
opined, the Holocaust
was God’s way of achieving the greater good
of allowing the Jews to reclaim Israel.

A more greedy or less beneficent deity
might have required 6,000,001
martyrs for the same amount of land.
Sweets America
06-21-2008, 12:41 PM
Wonderfully poignant!
bouquin
06-21-2008, 01:15 PM
As the televangelist John C. Hagee
opined, the Holocaust
was God’s way of achieving the greater good
of allowing the Jews to reclaim Israel.

A more greedy or less beneficent deity
might have required 6,000,001
martyrs for the same amount of land.







That's what Mr. Hagee thinks. I wonder if God would agree with him.




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Illusions mistaken for truth are the pavement under our feet. They are what we call civilization.
-- The Poisonwood Bible (by Barbara Kingsolver)
PrinceMyshkin
06-21-2008, 01:29 PM
That's what Mr. Hagee thinks. I wonder if God would agree with him.

Dear Mr or Ms Bouquin,

Re your inquiry about one "John C. Hagee." I have not heard of any one or thing by that name. Please advise: is it a vegetable or--?

And do any of your fellow mammals believe in him, her or it?

Sincerely,
God Almighty




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Illusions mistaken for truth are the pavement under our feet. They are what we call civilization.
-- The Poisonwood Bible (by Barbara Kingsolver)[/QUOTE]
Sweets America
06-21-2008, 01:32 PM
Dear Mr or Ms Bouquin,

Re your inquiry about one "John C. Hagee." I have not heard of any one or thing by that name. Please advise: is it a vegetable or--?

And do any of your fellow mammals believe in him, her or it?

Sincerely,
God Almighty




_________________________________________
Illusions mistaken for truth are the pavement under our feet. They are what we call civilization.
-- The Poisonwood Bible (by Barbara Kingsolver)

Eheheheh!!;) Witty-Shou!
goldenrod
06-21-2008, 08:56 PM
Poor old God!
Never seems to get it right.
Attacked from all sides and from all points of view.
No religion agrees with another as to exactly who, or what he is!

I just had a horrible thought.

What if GOD is a committee!!!:(:(:(

goldenrod.