The Insane Dictionary

[Pendragon]

Rules: Leave here your daffynitions of words



Underpass: Politically correct for "fail"

Feckless: ineffecktual

Gross Negligence: Failure to remember your wife's birthday AND your anniversary...

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[Sarasvati21]

Smothercation: extreme personal space violation
also: smothercate--the act of violating personal space in an extreme degree

[Pendragon]

Bi-Polar: To purchase property above the Artic Circle...

[pussnboots]

Bi-Polar: To purchase property above the Artic Circle...

I like this one :thumbs_up

[pussnboots]

here's a few:
Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours
Brain: The apparatus with which we think that we think
Budget: A method for going broke methodically
Wholesale: Where a gopher goes to buy a home

[Pendragon]

Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

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[Pendragon]

Ground beef: A cow with no legs

Handicap: A ready-to-use hat

Hanging: A suspended sentence

Honeymoon: A vacation a man takes before beginning work under a new boss

Hunch: An idea you're afraid is wrong

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[Sweets America]

Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

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This one's wonderful!! :lol:

[pussnboots]

Baloney - Where some hemlines fall.
Abundance - A baker's exercise (A-bun-dance)
Moron - Someone that spent all night studying for a blood test.
Syntax - All the money collected at the church from sinners

[Pendragon]

Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the best lawyer

Lame Duck: A politician whose goose is cooked

Laundress: A gown worn while sitting on the grass

Left Bank: What the robber did when his bag was full of loot

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once

That last one is me! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[AdoreroDio]

principal- the nickname given to a best friend who also happens to be a prince
juxtapose- looking like one has a deformity when its really just a pose

[Pendragon]

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.

Aromatic: An automatic crossbow.

Assmosis: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.

Barbecue: A line of people waiting for a haircut.

[Equality72521]

Frindle - pen

[Pendragon]

Adultry A grown oak

Depart De white line down de middle of de hair

Depot Opposite of de rich

Postal Al is over the hill...

Remove Move to a second new locale

Locale Having few ingredients from fat


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[Pendragon]

Puberty That magical moment when the flower of your adultry springs into bloom!

Fries Word inserted into every burger joint order, ex: Do you want fries with that?

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[kelby_lake]

maybe- possibly...perhaps...sometime...no

obesity- a place where a lot of people are starting to go. The masses which are massive populate this evergrowing state.

[Argus]

Ground beef: A cow with no legs



Lean Beef a cow with two legs.

[Niamh]

pot belly pig- a pig that thought the stove smelt nice and decided to eat it.

pen this is a great idea!

[Guinivere]

Handkerchief: Cold Storage

Myth: A female moth

Bookcase: A piece of furniture used in America to house Elvis collectibles and bowling trophies

[pussnboots]

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would
result in Linoleum Blownapart

Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine

Oboe, n. An English tramp.