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goldenrod
06-10-2008, 12:46 PM
Mary had a little lamb
her father was distraught!
He kept thinking on
the dreadful deed
a rampant ram had wrought!

"Daughter, oh my daughter
why that course did you pursue?.
I cannot understand at all.
Whatever came over ewe ?!"

goldenrod.
asilef73
06-10-2008, 12:52 PM
ok...this one made me laugh. thanks.
goldenrod
06-16-2008, 03:18 PM
(asilef73)

I have always looked upon "Mary had a little lamb" with suspicion. Ever since a certain President dissected the word "is".:)

goldenrod.
motherhubbard
06-16-2008, 03:27 PM
http://www.virtuallife.com.au/images/thumbnails/sheep2.jpgvery amusing!
goldenrod
06-28-2008, 05:56 PM
(motherhubbard)

The compendium was part of a project a friend asked me to put together after the cloning of "Betty".


goldenrod.
Trystan
06-28-2008, 06:56 PM
Haha, very nice.
goldenrod
07-13-2008, 12:00 PM
(Trystan)

On Feb 3rd 1954 at Kundara Station, New South Wales, one Fred Tackleberry de-nuded 23 sheep of their wool in 35 minutes...it was a case of

"Shear Madness!";)


goldenrod.
goldenrod
07-15-2008, 01:51 PM
Little Jack Horner


Little Jack Horner,
Was forced to become pawner,
As his plum position did fade.
Hocked his paint brush and easel,
Then "pop" went his weasel,
So now in the corner he stays!


goldenrod.
blazeofglory
07-15-2008, 08:34 PM
You speak in versification.
goldenrod
08-18-2008, 11:03 PM
(blazeofglory)

Jack Horner was rather famous in English doggerel nursery rhyme!

goldenrod.