how u doing guys...? i need a big help..

[416danielll]

does any of u have an 5 paragraph essay about hamlet my due date is tw and i didnt know so pleasseee if any of u got one let me know

[Sarasvati21]

plagiarism pla·gia·rism [pley-juh-riz-uhm, -jee-uh-riz-]

–noun
1. the unauthorized use or close imitation of the language and thoughts of another author and the representation of them as one's own original work.

2. something used and represented in this manner.

[416danielll]

i got to finish it in 2 days pleassseee

[Sarasvati21]

then why don't you write it instead of wasting your time trying to bum a paper off someone else's talent?

[sprinks]

then why don't you write it instead of wasting your time trying to bum a paper off someone else's talent?

Exactly my thoughts Sarasvati!! :D :thumbs_up

[pussnboots]

people here on the forum do not do other people's homework

[novelsryou]

does any of u have an 5 paragraph essay about hamlet my due date is tw and i didnt know so pleasseee if any of u got one let me know


Are you an American?

[kilted exile]

Because I'm in a giving mood:

Hamlet is a play by Billy Shakespeare. A play is basically what people in the dark ages used to do for fun coz they didnt have any TV programmes to watch like Jerry Springer or Cops. Despite the name tho Hamlet should not be confused with little villages, they are hamlets whereas there is only one Hamlet in the play and he is from somewhere in Denmark. Anyway, the basic story of the show is that Hamlet's father gets killed and his mother gets jiggy with his uncle who becomes king. Hamlet is kinda crazy and thinks he sees his father's ghost walking about the top of the castle.

Hamlet finds out that it was his Uncle that killed his father, and writes a play to mess with his uncles head. His uncle hires 2 of Hamlets homeboys to kill hamlet because of how he dissed him in front of everyone. Hamlet escapes however.

Another important character in the story is a dude named Polonius. He is a really nosy idiot who is always sticking his nose in where it isnt wanted. Because of this he ends up getting killed by Hamlet for listening in on his conversations with his mother. Hamlet thinks its the king/uncle, but I didnt really feel sorry for polonius - I was happy the stupid git got killed.

The main interesting woman was Ophelia - was is played by the cute Julia Stiles in the film version (she roxrs my boxers). Hamlet is a total player, massive props to the man, he makes her think he loves her - then dumps her. It is too funny, the best part of the film. She ends up killing herself, dumb bint.

Of course, her brother, Laertes isnt too happy 'bout the way Hamlet treated his sister & challenges Hamlet to a dual. A dual is what they did back then instead of just bustin a cap in someones arse. Anyway they fight and both of them end up dying. This was the end of the play

[novelsryou]

^^^^^^:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Weisinheimer]

Wow, that was amazing, kilted. Wish I coulda used that when i was in high school. :p :lol:

[Remarkable]

Ha,ha!You people are being a bit mean,but 416daniell probably deserves it.You know?Don't judge him too harshly,because this behaviour might be a result of the way he was educated.

For example,just last Monday,a friend of mine that is one year my junior,asked me to give him a paper we did last year as an assignement in literature(something the whole class had worked on).I said:"Certainly not" since I find it outrageous for him to be asking me this.It was my work,my sweat and now he wanted to use it as his just because in the past two weeks when he should have prepared,a couple of unexpexted exams had come up.

But what got me thinking was that a friend of mine gave her paper to him.So these people are going to behave like this unless we as a society stop encouraging them.I find it enraging for someone to ask this,but most of my friends find this absolutely normal.That is because(and I say this with much pain)they...do it themselves...

[Sarasvati21]

Hahahaha, Kilted, that was awesome. Made my morning. :D

[Nightshade]

Because I'm in a giving mood:

Hamlet is a play by Billy Shakespeare. A play is basically what people in the dark ages used to do for fun coz they didnt have any TV programmes to watch like Jerry Springer or Cops. Despite the name tho Hamlet should not be confused with little villages, they are hamlets whereas there is only one Hamlet in the play and he is from somewhere in Denmark. Anyway, the basic story of the show is that Hamlet's father gets killed and his mother gets jiggy with his uncle who becomes king. Hamlet is kinda crazy and thinks he sees his father's ghost walking about the top of the castle.

Hamlet finds out that it was his Uncle that killed his father, and writes a play to mess with his uncles head. His uncle hires 2 of Hamlets homeboys to kill hamlet because of how he dissed him in front of everyone. Hamlet escapes however.

Another important character in the story is a dude named Polonius. He is a really nosy idiot who is always sticking his nose in where it isnt wanted. Because of this he ends up getting killed by Hamlet for listening in on his conversations with his mother. Hamlet thinks its the king/uncle, but I didnt really feel sorry for polonius - I was happy the stupid git got killed.

The main interesting woman was Ophelia - was is played by the cute Julia Stiles in the film version (she roxrs my boxers). Hamlet is a total player, massive props to the man, he makes her think he loves her - then dumps her. It is too funny, the best part of the film. She ends up killing herself, dumb bint.

Of course, her brother, Laertes isnt too happy 'bout the way Hamlet treated his sister & challenges Hamlet to a dual. A dual is what they did back then instead of just bustin a cap in someones arse. Anyway they fight and both of them end up dying. This was the end of the play

Tut tut you forgot poor yorrick, the arras and horatio... but other than that Im sure it was an A+ effort.... but while Im here I might as well point out that this is really all very mean and we could all stand to be nicer, and if we cant be nice adopt thumper's dad's philosophy:nod:

[Petrarch's Love]

Hamlet is a play by Billy Shakespeare. A play is basically what people in the dark ages used to do for fun coz they didnt have any TV programmes to watch like Jerry Springer or Cops. Despite the name tho Hamlet should not be confused with little villages, they are hamlets whereas there is only one Hamlet in the play and he is from somewhere in Denmark. Anyway, the basic story of the show is that Hamlet's father gets killed and his mother gets jiggy with his uncle who becomes king. Hamlet is kinda crazy and thinks he sees his father's ghost walking about the top of the castle.

Hamlet finds out that it was his Uncle that killed his father, and writes a play to mess with his uncles head. His uncle hires 2 of Hamlets homeboys to kill hamlet because of how he dissed him in front of everyone. Hamlet escapes however.

Another important character in the story is a dude named Polonius. He is a really nosy idiot who is always sticking his nose in where it isnt wanted. Because of this he ends up getting killed by Hamlet for listening in on his conversations with his mother. Hamlet thinks its the king/uncle, but I didnt really feel sorry for polonius - I was happy the stupid git got killed.

The main interesting woman was Ophelia - was is played by the cute Julia Stiles in the film version (she roxrs my boxers). Hamlet is a total player, massive props to the man, he makes her think he loves her - then dumps her. It is too funny, the best part of the film. She ends up killing herself, dumb bint.

Of course, her brother, Laertes isnt too happy 'bout the way Hamlet treated his sister & challenges Hamlet to a dual. A dual is what they did back then instead of just bustin a cap in someones arse. Anyway they fight and both of them end up dying. This was the end of the play

Here I am, taking a brief morning break from grading my students' Shakespeare papers and I find this gem right here on lit. net. If only someone in my class had submitted a work of such genius! It brought me to tears, Kilted, :bawling: and I highly advise 416danielll to plagiarize it forthwith if he wants the grade he deserves. You've broken the curve. How can my students possibly top that?! :lol: