"wave goodbye to illusions."

[goldenrod]

You bit off the hand that fed you!
Didn't even stop at the elbow.
Hope you enjoyed the armpit!
I thought you harmless.
So now I am....armless!
Bit-ch!!!

goldenrod.

[Captain_Kuchiki]

That was definitely one of the funniest poems I ever read. Poems don't have to be long or elaborate to strike you. LOL! :banana:

[blazeofglory]

With your miniature poem you said a lot more than a gargantuan piece. Simply moving!!!

[jikan myshkin]

well, if people insit on having goldfish as pets, such things may happen

[goldenrod]

(Captain_Kuchiki)

It only hurts when I Larf!


goldenrod.

[goldenrod]

(blazeofglory)

Sometimes I wonder why I excel at writing short poems? with low gravitas!;)


goldenrod.

[goldenrod]

(jikan myshkin)

I was thinking more along the lines of a Piranha...ha!...ha!:(

goldenrod.

[Sweets America]

Funny! :p

[grace86]

Great poem. Kind of reminded me of a Shel Silverstein poem...only...not for little kids! :lol:

[goldenrod]

(Sweets America)

I am begining to realise that more people than I thought possible, share my outré sense of humour!:)


goldenrod.

[goldenrod]

(grace86)

Adult fare for the cannibal??:)


goldenrod.

[firefangled]

How sad. You could even flip her the finger. :D

[goldenrod]

(firefangled)

True...but a expressive,well timed shrug of the shoulder can be devastating!:(


goldenrod.