wagravity
05-31-2008, 02:00 PM
Where did all the Cornflakes go?
If Snap, Crackle, and Pop will return, we'll never know
A cereal killer is on the loose
He has killed the Weis brand Cocoa Puff Moose
2 scoops of Raisin Bran is now down to one
Cereal killer killed Toucan Sam with an unloaded gun
Whips, chains, and leather masks is how this game was played
He ended the Honeynut Bumble Bee's days
Cereal killer has some giant Grape Nuts
He robbed Golden Bear of his lovely wheat puffs
He killed Dig 'Em cause Smacks is the same thing
He killed Lucky, for his lucky charms could bring
Many of his murderous night to rest
When one last kill was a milk-filled spoon to The Frosted Side's chest
From the Cookie Crisp cop he could escape
It was just Tony The Tiger yelling, "THEY'RE GREAT"
If Snap, Crackle, and Pop will return, we'll never know
A cereal killer is on the loose
He has killed the Weis brand Cocoa Puff Moose
2 scoops of Raisin Bran is now down to one
Cereal killer killed Toucan Sam with an unloaded gun
Whips, chains, and leather masks is how this game was played
He ended the Honeynut Bumble Bee's days
Cereal killer has some giant Grape Nuts
He robbed Golden Bear of his lovely wheat puffs
He killed Dig 'Em cause Smacks is the same thing
He killed Lucky, for his lucky charms could bring
Many of his murderous night to rest
When one last kill was a milk-filled spoon to The Frosted Side's chest
From the Cookie Crisp cop he could escape
It was just Tony The Tiger yelling, "THEY'RE GREAT"