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Wookiedana
05-12-2008, 06:43 PM
Boom boom boom,he knocks at bedroom
As he enters the room,i can feel his parfume
I hear again boom boom
Who s knocking at the room?
Suddenly i feel again his parfume ,
As he gets closer,i feel surrounded by an infected food shop
And his farts sound like hip hop
My body starts moving on their rhythm
I ask him upper da' volume
Now his ***-ole's winds play in bass
I say oh please stop!u make me full of gas
But he wont stop so i kick him in da' ***
And now i hear lowder his fart's bass
He blames the food ,saying :damn was trash
Stop please please ,i d do anything to feel the breeze
All i feel is ur fking farting cheese
please at least gimme a fresh air tease
So i fall at his knees begging for some breath
saying please please i need to feel the breeze
He looks into my eyes and shares a tear
Saying i ll do anything for u dear
So again i feel his parfume
A deadly ugly smelling tune
So i crash down and die floating in his parfume

blazeofglory
05-19-2008, 09:44 PM
These words express what really happens when one is in love. Romantic moments...More than that the bitterest moments, spiky ones.