If you could

[papayahed]

I got this idea from another bored. If you knew you wouldn't be any repercussions what are some of the weirdo things you would do or something you wanted to try?


After much consideration I would want to rock some dreadlocks. I would also like to wear superhero costumes, like one day I would be wonderwoman the next day I could wear an Elvis inspired white bedazzled jumpsuit.

How great would that be to walk into a meeting as underdog??

[JBI]

Hit someone with a baseball bat. Seriously, I think for once it would be cool to feel like a movie-thug.

[Devil Child]

You know what papayahead? You have the right idea! Do what you want, be weird, and proud.
I would like dress as batman's number one nemesis: JOCKER
I Love his personality, Go through life with a smile!

[sprinks]

Basically I'd be doing everything I do already... Just there'd be no repercussions this time :p

[motherhubbard]

1) I would like to just say what was on my mind with all of the adjectives and expletives!
2) Sleep all night and all day and all night again
3) Attend college where I can get the degree that I really want

[Shalot]

Seriously, this is terrible, but I would like to punch the crud out of some people. Wouldn't you just like to slap someone once in a while? What about that person that comes to a complete stop before the light turns yellow? Wouldn't you like to get out your car, walk up to their car, and punch through the glass and then pull them out by the hair and say "why didn't you go??? :flare: :flare: :flare: """

But I would only do that if there were no re·per·cus·sions - that is, no harm to the other person. Like if I could just work out my aggressions toward them but not actually on them. Yeah - sometimes people just need to be slapped.

[LadyWentworth]

Wouldn't you just like to slap someone once in a while?
This is how I feel most of the time. I generally get the urge to slap someone. Well, I also generally use the word "beat" (and only occasionally "slap"), but still, I am basically thinking on the same wavelength as you are. :)

I will say that traffic is when these feelings usually come over me the most. Well, then and when someone says something so utterly stupid that I can't even comprehend how they made it that far in their life being that dumb.

[kratsayra]

I would like to have been part of a subculture and/or a bigger dork. I'm being entirely serious about that!

I know it's not really too late, but it's just not going to happen. Really being fully consumed by a subculture is not something I'm ever going to do, but if I could, I would. Metal, goth, steampunk, cosplay/anime, ren faire . . . there are so many options. They each appeal to me in their own way, but I have never been able to fully give myself over to any. But I dream about it.

[dramasnot6]

Throw a drink in a certain person's face.

Tell the truth to a few people about how I feel about them.

[Pensive]

Express myself, my beliefs, and how I feel, without any hesitation. Ask the weird questions that are in my mind without any reluctance too, though I am quite free with them even in the presence of repercussions. :D Also try to sneak into aeroplanes to different countries stealthily/illegally/maybe by hiding in some travelling bag/in any way and see the the world. :p Cut my mother's hair when she is sleeping (yeah I have always wanted to try some hairstyle on somebody, especially her because she has done mine many times and never lets me do hers. Unfair isn't it?) And well there would be no consequences. :D


Tell the truth to a few people about how I feel about them.

Yeah, that too.

[Niamh]

Seriously, this is terrible, but I would like to punch the crud out of some people. Wouldn't you just like to slap someone once in a while? What about that person that comes to a complete stop before the light turns yellow? Wouldn't you like to get out your car, walk up to their car, and punch through the glass and then pull them out by the hair and say "why didn't you go??? :flare: :flare: :flare: """

But I would only do that if there were no re·per·cus·sions - that is, no harm to the other person. Like if I could just work out my aggressions toward them but not actually on them. Yeah - sometimes people just need to be slapped.

That would be so good! There are quite a few people i'd like to slap, and a few more i'd like to slap some sense into!!!! Wouldnt it be good if you could send virtual slaps to people on cyborspace that you dont like?

I'd love to go around dressed as a fairy! :p (no surprise there eh!)

And to walk down a street reading a book with out getting stared at.

[sprinks]

After some more consideration I've got some specific things:

Tell my art teacher what I think about how she teaches (some of you will know from my other posts about the trouble I'm having with her teaching)

Tell my maths teacher that he sucks as a teacher and I'm failing not because I'm stupid but because he doesn't teach.

Get on the first plane out of here to visit someone I miss. Then when the time comes, move over there with him.

There was some others but I forgot them now :p

[Nossa]

Give some of my professors a piece of my mind.

[aabbcc]

I'd also like to slap some sense into some people.
Destroy my old guitar by violently smashing it against the wall.

[papayahed]

I just thought of one more:

I would get me one of those giant land yachts, like a Lincoln Continental:


http://www.customrodder.com/features/0202cr_01+1967_Lincoln_Continental+Lowered_Body_Pa ssenger_Side_Front_View.jpg

or a caddy:

http://www.car-nection.com/yann/DBas_drm/1970/70delcav2.jpg

Complete with curb feelers, white walls, and the fuzzy dice.

[pussnboots]

[QUOTE=Shalot;567601] Wouldn't you just like to slap someone once in a while?

As harsh as this may sound I would be the first in line to do this if there were no repercussions.
I would start with the President and CFO of my old company. In their cases I would not only slap them I would call them every name in the book and then some made up ones just to tell them how I really feel about them.

[papayahed]

My thread took an unsuspected turn I did not forsee. I'm talking about dressing like a pimp :lol: :lol: and everybody else is talking about slapping people. In that case I would like to somehow ensure that the owner of my previous company was found guilty got the biggest fines/jail time he could possibly get.

[papayahed]

ok, one more. I'd have my own personal theme music following me wherever I go. Like if I was going to do an inspection it would be the imperial death march or if I was going shopping maybe material girl. Of course driving in my lincoln continental it would have to be some Sly and the family stone.

[Shalot]

My thread took an unsuspected turn I did not forsee. I'm talking about dressing like a pimp :lol: :lol: and everybody else is talking about slapping people. In that case I would like to somehow ensure that the owner of my previous company was found guilty got the biggest fines/jail time he could possibly get.

Oops. Well, in the way the thread was meant to be, I would like to dress like darth vader including the mask and my mask would have to be equipped with some device that transformed the sound of my voice into Darth's voice. And I would go everywhere like that. I would go to work like that on my monthly phone duty day and answer all calls in my darth voice.

[Sarasvati21]

I would take my musical instruments with me everywhere, and whenever I felt like it I would set up my music and stand at random places and just start playing, no matter where I was.

[kasie]

That's called busking, Sarasvati21, and in the UK at least you can get a licence to play in the streets (though I suspect lots of people do it without the licence!) and may I say how much pleasure buskers have given me? I have heard some really talented musicians playing on street corners and I always give them something for that moment of delight, hearing a favourite melody drifting over the heads of shoppers. A favourite spot in my local town is at the head of a covered arcade - the music echoes down the passage way and sounds even better.

[Nightshade]

I would also like to wear superhero costumes, like one day I would be wonderwoman the next day I could wear an Elvis inspired white bedazzled jumpsuit.

didnt realise elvis was a super hereo :eek2:

ok, one more. I'd have my own personal theme music following me wherever I go. .

Now that IS a good idea.

and can I say violent much, people?!
what I would like to do is spin around and around and around until I fall over in a fountain. And do the enchanted thing and burst into song and have crowds and crowds of people burst into synchronised song and dance, but less mushy.

[Niamh]

That's called busking, Sarasvati21, and in the UK at least you can get a licence to play in the streets (though I suspect lots of people do it without the licence!) and may I say how much pleasure buskers have given me? I have heard some really talented musicians playing on street corners and I always give them something for that moment of delight, hearing a favourite melody drifting over the heads of shoppers. A favourite spot in my local town is at the head of a covered arcade - the music echoes down the passage way and sounds even better.

I love walking up grafton street in dublin with all the buskers. Some times we have string quartets too.

I'd love to go around reciting poetry.:D

[chasestalling]

Tax and tithe the world to its bone, that fraud.

[papayahed]

didnt realise elvis was a super hereo :eek2:


HaHa It was supposed to be superhero and Elvis.:D

[Madhuri]

Drive a 16-wheel truck

Loot a bank and have a safe made like the one in Uncle Scrooge's cartoon, where I can swim :D :D

Break in a very high security zone, like the president's house, and have all the security people run after me :D

Ofcourse, in both the above cases, if caught, I will land up in jail :p :D

[Tournesol]

If there were absolutely no repercussions?!

WOW!
I'd definitely do these things:

1. Kiss the first love of my life [who never actually knew that he was my first love. I was the confidante, you see :(]

2. Tell my boss to get someone else to boss around, quit, drive to the beach and live there, with the wind in my hair and the sand between my toes [while still miraculously receiving my salary, of course! ha! ha!]

3. I'd slap stupid people. I'm sorry. But there is no blunt way to say that some people are just plain idiotic, and someone needs to let them know this!! [sorry for this one papayahead, but truly, most of us want to hit some sense into some people]

[Weisinheimer]

Revived (http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20998&page=8)

[Bitterfly]

Oh, if there were no repercussions, I'd immediately stop working and country-hop all over the world... robbing banks whenever I ran out of money... the best thing would be NOT to need money at all.

[Weisinheimer]

I'd steal a car, drive to Indiana to pick up my friend, then on to California or somewhere.
somewhere far away from here.

[1n50mn14]

I don't typically limit myself. If I want to do it, I do it- so long as it doesn't cause greivious harm to another person or animal. =]

Examples: I've done everything, ever, with my hair: mohawk, dreads, shaved off, different colors, synth dreads, BIG hair, etc.

I used to have a red cape. I wore it everywhere.

I wanted to go to England, once, not so long ago... two weeks later, I was there, with a job in hand.

Oh yeah! And once, for about three weeks, I talked through a sock monkey. Classes, banking, friends, everything... it all had to go through Mr.Pickles.

(Don't worry... I'm medicated now...)

[Scheherazade]

Learn me some Kung-fu.

[Tournesol]

If I could do whatever, without fear of repercussions, then every person who ever says or does something stupid - I would let them know it. I know this doesn't sound very daring, and I must say that I have done it, but I'm talking about ppl in higher positions, politicians, all sorts of people - as long as they did or said something stupid, I want to be able to say "THAT WAS STUPID!!!!"

By the way, down here in Trinidad, we have this joke: instead of saying 'politicians' we say 'policiations'...you need to say it out loud!

[Niamh]

tell some people what i REALLY think of them. I bottle too much in....

[islandclimber]

quit work and go live in a tent while wandering the west coast surfing and climbing..

oh wait.. I've already quit work, and I leave in january for California!!! :D

something else would be ignoring stupid people completely.. sometimes you just have to say something.. I wish I could just ignore them completely, not even notice that they exist.. :p

[Weisinheimer]

haha, I'm really glad there are repercussions to things, or I'd be slapped or told off or ignored alot. :p ;)

[Annamariah]

I'll join all the violent people here who would like to slap other people.

I'd want to take at least a week off, ignore all my studies and the rest of the world completely, just stay in bed, sleep, read and occasionally go and get something good to eat.

I'd also like to spend a huge amount of money on some great old-fashioned clothes I'd probably never have any chance to wear anywhere.

[hairpin]

It changes everyday. But I think I would give all the world leaders aphrodisiacs if I could. It could lead to better politics. Or at least more interesting... ;)

[Scheherazade]

The OP:
I got this idea from another bored. If you knew you wouldn't be any repercussions what are some of the weirdo things you would do or something you wanted to try?


After much consideration I would want to rock some dreadlocks. I would also like to wear superhero costumes, like one day I would be wonderwoman the next day I could wear an Elvis inspired white bedazzled jumpsuit.

How great would that be to walk into a meeting as underdog??

[dafydd manton]

I've always wanted to dress like a pirate, complete with lace-trimmed-tricorn hat, huge great boots, eye-patch, hook, flintlock pistols, swords the whole lot, and just wander around town doing normal boring things like going to the bank, paying bills, buying lunch.

(May I just add, I meant an artificial hook, actually chopping my hand off might be going a bit too far)

[JuniperWoolf]

I'd like to do a couple of things that I haven't already:

1. I want to cut my hair short and dress like a boy to see how my perception of the world would change if I were treated like a member of the opposite sex. I think I could really pull it off and make people think that I'm a boy (a girly boy, but a boy nonetheless). It seems like a shame to exist my whole life and not know what it's like to be male. I'd have to go on a trip though, if I did this at home everyone would know that I was just a girl with short hair and the whole experience would be ruined.

2. I've always wanted to take a vow of silence. I'd have to explain what I'm doing to my parents, boyfriend, school, and any job that I have at the time which seems like a lot of hassle, and the people who have known me for a long time might get worried and not understand. I'd really like to though, again just to see what it's like and how my thinking patterns change, how people's treatment of me changes, stuff like that.

[soundofmusic]

This is a great thread; how did it ever die...

God, I think I'm antisocial!

1. I want to steal some fancy car that I see in the parking lot, one of the high number Mercedes or Jaguar and open it up on the highway...then I want to keep it..

2. I want to dress like different authority figures and go about doing their thing: dress like a man and pick up a girl in the bar; dress like a cop and arrest somebody for no reason; dress like a doctor and wait until we're about to do a facelift...ah, here nurse, I have no idea what to do; dress as the queen of England and go out in my underwear,

3. I want to pick up any man and take him home until he bores me (about 2 months or less) then replace him

4. I want to go to my friends houses and as soon as the conversation gets tiresome, say, "God, what a bunch of superficial :incazzato::icon_bs::argue:"

That would be just heave...now I'll go back to my docile, sweet, socially acceptable character

[JuniperWoolf]

I once knew a girl who would stop people in the middle of a story and calmly inform them that it was boring. That kind of blew my mind. I wouldn't want to do that though, you'd really hurt someone's feelings. I know my feelings would be hurt if, right in the middle of a conversation, someone said "let me just stop you for a second - you're really dull." I wouldn't blame them if they never told a story ever again.

[soundofmusic]

I once knew a girl who would stop people in the middle of a story and calmly inform them that it was boring. That kind of blew my mind. I wouldn't want to do that though, you'd really hurt someone's feelings. I know my feelings would be hurt if, right in the middle of a conversation, someone said "let me just stop you for a second - you're really dull." I wouldn't blame them if they never told a story ever again.

I've actually had my friends stop me midbreath, "Wait..GAil...what are you talking about....

Now, if I think they don't understand me, I explain; but if I think they're being rude I bring up the time they were drunk and hurled in front of the local priest....

[Gilliatt Gurgle]

I always wanted to deposit a Baby Ruth bar in a public swimming pool to see if it would actually cause mass evacuation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th_aBzrV37M

Gilliatt