TheLastBookworm
05-03-2008, 06:25 AM
Was trying to find my comb tonight(which FYI I have yet to find) when one of those what ifs? entered my mind. Hope you enjoy it. I think I might finish it up tomorrow.
It wasn't that the company started out evil, it simply became that way. Whether it happened through greed, pride, divine evil will, or simply a series of tragic happenings, does not matter, the fact remains that it was evil. It started out innocently enough as all evil things do, it was started to help people find things, things lost, things lost in the couch specifically.
The idea(finding things in the couch cushions) and device by which it was implemented was relatively simple, it consisted entirely of a handled "scanner" which was shaped much like a blackberry. The scanner was placed on a couch and then left there for a undefined amount of time(one of the devices many mystery's) and after a time it would simply return a list of items contained "within" the couch. No one knows exactly where the first "device" came from or by whom the plans for its construction were authored, one night it simply appeared to the founders of Couch Search Incorporated. Perhaps it was constructed by Aliens, perhaps it was God's little joke, or maybe simply it's the incarnate of evil itself.
Brothers Ronald and Tom were very simple men of good solid moral upbringings and what became of them is at the very least shocking to all who knew them. Most would say their problems begun much later, but I would say they begun on that very first night they laid eyes upon the device and its "manual". The manual was a very peculiar thing itself and if Ronald had understood the Spanish and Chinese only instructions he might have thought twice before attempting to send a text message with the device
It wasn't that the company started out evil, it simply became that way. Whether it happened through greed, pride, divine evil will, or simply a series of tragic happenings, does not matter, the fact remains that it was evil. It started out innocently enough as all evil things do, it was started to help people find things, things lost, things lost in the couch specifically.
The idea(finding things in the couch cushions) and device by which it was implemented was relatively simple, it consisted entirely of a handled "scanner" which was shaped much like a blackberry. The scanner was placed on a couch and then left there for a undefined amount of time(one of the devices many mystery's) and after a time it would simply return a list of items contained "within" the couch. No one knows exactly where the first "device" came from or by whom the plans for its construction were authored, one night it simply appeared to the founders of Couch Search Incorporated. Perhaps it was constructed by Aliens, perhaps it was God's little joke, or maybe simply it's the incarnate of evil itself.
Brothers Ronald and Tom were very simple men of good solid moral upbringings and what became of them is at the very least shocking to all who knew them. Most would say their problems begun much later, but I would say they begun on that very first night they laid eyes upon the device and its "manual". The manual was a very peculiar thing itself and if Ronald had understood the Spanish and Chinese only instructions he might have thought twice before attempting to send a text message with the device