Ninjas vs Pirates

[seeker]

As everyone knows, thread pirates have recently been hijacking and corrupting thread topics accross the board. While the majoraty of these incidants have been tolerated there are those who resent the prescence of these undisciplined rifraf and have secretly contracted the services of the united clan of ninjas. Of course they did not turn down the oppourtunity and readily accepted the mission!

Thus, to sucessfully complete this mission and return honor to this forum I would like to organize an uber secret organization of cyberninjas to fight off the influx of forum priates; all who would like to join, post your alliegiance and state your status as a ninja warrior in your singnature!

The more ninjas the better, so join up and let the battle begin!

BRUHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!
--seeker--
~ninja warrior~

p.s. the ninja who has most posts and/or respect of the forum members is the ninja master; for now it is me, but im am sure a greater ninja is out there who is itching to defeat the dispicable thread pirates at their game!

[imthefoolonthehill]

my kunfu is strong, but i will never join Ronin such as the likes of you.

[seeker]

join me? all ninja are brehterin, and he with most posts is master! the sacred duty of the ninja clan compels you to join and fight off the unhonorable thread pirates!

[simon]

I don't know how to cook sticky rice.

[ajoe]

Get a ricecooker. Rinse and plug in.

[imthefoolonthehill]

I hope these pirate/ninja things fade soon. especially the hijacking threads part.

[simon]

All in good time.

[Jester]

awww.... do any ninjas need a lookout?

[crisaor]

Ninjas can never be ronin.

[ajoe]

awww.... do any ninjas need a lookout?

It's inevitable. Their wives are waiting back home. http://www.geocities.com/ignoranceisthekey/wife.gif

[imthefoolonthehill]

ninjas can too be ronin... they simply needed their masters to die.

[simon]

what, praytell, is ronin?

[Stanislaw]

arrr, don't listen me crew, return to the gloriouse pirate side. arrrr, hIjAcKeD

[Jester]

oh well... nice knowin you all.... but first

*snatches thread from Stan and runs around the ship*

[Stanislaw]

arrr (chasing) ye can't join the ninjas!!!!

[Jester]

i won't i won't but this thread is mine, its booty mine and the ninjas are goin home, downcasted and unvictorious

[Stanislaw]

lets not let im off that easy, lets curtail this ninja rebelious notion...Permanantly HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HA

[crisaor]

Ninjas have no master. That's the catch. They're mercenaries, they work for money, they have no loyalties. The closest thing to that is a clan, but regardless, the word ronin is a particular one, and it's only used to referr to a masterless samurai, and not any other occupation.

[imthefoolonthehill]

you say that as if there weren't any Samuri who were closet Ninjas... you bigot... people can be in the closet and still be socially acceptable Samuri... damn conservatives anyway...always treading on the little guys.


AHAHAHAHAHAHA (ok ok... so at least I thought it was funny)

[Bongitybongbong]

The Mafia's here, yoink *takes anything of value from seeker and leaves him to fade*

[seeker]

and another thread goes spinning away!

[Bongitybongbong]

d'oh you didn't leave. :bawling: lol

[crisaor]

you say that as if there weren't any Samuri who were closet Ninjas... you bigot... people can be in the closet and still be socially acceptable Samuri... damn conservatives anyway...always treading on the little guys.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA (ok ok... so at least I thought it was funny)
I forgot who I was talking to. My mistake.