Chat up lines? :D

[LadyW]

Don't get me wrong... I'm not here for advice on getting guys (:rolleyes:) I don't believe I have ever used a chat-up-line myself. I've always found them incredibley cheesy - yet hilarious.
Got any goodens?

"Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Neither do I, but it broke the ice!"

[Lily Adams]

"Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Neither do I, but it broke the ice!"

XD Hahahaha.

No, sorry. *is socially awkward, especially with guys* Though I find those things cheesy, too. Though I do love cheesy things. Mmm, cheese. I like cheddar. "Godzilla Versus Megalon" is good, too. So maybe they would work on me. :lol:

[LadyW]

:) I think chat-up-lines are pretty lame actually...
But they are good for laughs I suppose.

[Lily Adams]

:) I think chat-up-lines are pretty lame actually...
But they are good for laughs I suppose.

But lame things are the best! I edited my post to clarify, ha ha.

[djy78usa]

Hey LadyW, are you from Nashville? 'Cause you're the only ten-I-see...

[Dori]

Chat-up lines? Is that the equivalent the the American "pick-up lines"?

Anyway, although I've never used any myself, I do know a few that might result in a sexual harassment accusation:

"Have you ever kissed a bunny in between the ears?"
*pulls pockets inside out* "Do you wanna try?" :lol:

*Grabs the buttox* "Pardon me, is this seat taken?" :lol: :lol:

[kratsayra]

"Have you ever kissed a bunny in between the ears?"
*pulls pockets inside out* "Do you wanna try?" :lol:


This one's awful Dori! ;)

Funnier than those types of pick-up (or chat-up) lines I think is eavesdropping on people when they are actually trying to pick someone up. I guess I'm a bit of a voyeur. But I am always so amused when I overhear some guy - on the subway or something like that - trying to talk to some girl who isn't interested in him. Or if you overhear two people who have clearly just met but are clearly interested in each other. That's really cute too. I make these things up in my head - maybe I'm wrong when I overhear people and think "oh they just met" - but it's awfully fun. :p

[islandclimber]

This one's awful Dori! ;)

Funnier than those types of pick-up (or chat-up) lines I think is eavesdropping on people when they are actually trying to pick someone up. I guess I'm a bit of a voyeur. But I am always so amused when I overhear some guy - on the subway or something like that - trying to talk to some girl who isn't interested in him. Or if you overhear two people who have clearly just met but are clearly interested in each other. That's really cute too. I make these things up in my head - maybe I'm wrong when I overhear people and think "oh they just met" - but it's awfully fun. :p

I agree completely.. eavesdropping on conversations is so much fun, on buses, or subway, or such.. I like the really self-confident, ridiculous sounding pick up attempts by some guys.. they are so funny to listen to..

I have to say people watching is a bit of a habit of mine... people do and say the strangest things... and if you can't hear what they're saying, it is so much fun to just make up the conversation in your head.. or with a friend who is watching to...:D

[Dori]

This one's awful Dori! ;)

:lol: In English class we had to do public speaking in groups, and one group of guys decided they wanted to speak about "how to pick up girls." You can imagine the class's utter astonishment when they asked for a female volunteer to act out that very pick up line. :lol: Our english teacher (a female, at that!) was in complete shock. :D

Oh and "people watching" is one of my hobbies. :D

[LadyW]

Hey LadyW, are you from Nashville? 'Cause you're the only ten-I-see...
:lol: Haha, that one is funny...



"Have you ever kissed a bunny in between the ears?"
*pulls pockets inside out* "Do you wanna try?" :lol:
Oh Dori that's terrible :D
I don't think I could take a guy seriously if he said that... Hahaha.

[johann cruyff]

"Have you ever kissed a bunny in between the ears?"
*pulls pockets inside out* "Do you wanna try?" :lol:


Haha,that's brilliant!Gotta try it!

[Koa]

I've only been chatted up twice basically and in a lame way...

First one was one of my first days here and I joined a trip around the city and in front of the stadium a (short, fat, sweaty) guy started talking to me by saying "ah, the temple of football" or something like that, probably followed by "do you like football" or something like that.

The other time I was in the library and this guy who'd been searching for stuff in the same shelves as I for a while asked me what time the library closed... and I was so into my research that it took me a while to realise that he couldn't care less and it was just a way to start a conversation... I remember him also asking if I watch Big Brother, which seriously put me off going on with the conversation... I didn't have a TV anyway and even now that I do I barely watch it :lol:

[AimusSage]

The usual "Hey, how are you?" seems to work just fine

[SleepyWitch]

"you've got beautiful eyes.... what colour are they? brown?"
"You know exactly what effect you have on men." :confused:

These were both from the same guy ages ago and we did end up together. I was young and didn't know any better :blush: :D good riddance :)

[papayahed]

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.

[LadyW]

Some rather attrocious ones here...

"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock"

"Are you a parking ticket coz you got fine written all over you?"

"Sorry, I think I just dropped something...MY JAW!"
And all of your self respect...

"You are so hot. It's girls like you that are the real reason for global warming!"

:D They're laughable.

[kilted exile]

Like, Aimus says the normal introduction thing works perfectly well.

At times (ie when drunk) I have a tendency to try lines however & as a result have ended up with drinks over me on more than one occassion. I have been trying to decide whether to tell this story, cos I'm not sure whether it is appropriate for an all age site. I dont think it is much worse than what Dori posted, however Mods if you think it is out of line just delete it.

One time when I was working for the municipality inspecting sewer construction, I was down in Toronto at a Jays game, had a bit to drink & ended up at an establishment afterwards. The drink made any of my normal reservations disappear completely & I approached this attractive young woman (met the formula requirements some of you may remember from a thread a year or so ago). For some reason I thought it would be a good idea to say "Hi, my names Andrew. I inspect access holes, have you been having any trouble with yours lately?" I got a drink & a laugh out of it, unfortunately the drink was over my head and the laugh was from the nearby patrons.....

[djy78usa]

well add another laugh :lol: that is awesome!


excuse me, you haven't seen my Nobel Peace Prize laying around anywhere have you?

[dramasnot6]

excuse me, you haven't seen my Nobel Peace Prize laying around anywhere have you?

:lol:

[Virgil]

Like, Aimus says the normal introduction thing works perfectly well.

At times (ie when drunk) I have a tendency to try lines however & as a result have ended up with drinks over me on more than one occassion. I have been trying to decide whether to tell this story, cos I'm not sure whether it is appropriate for an all age site. I dont think it is much worse than what Dori posted, however Mods if you think it is out of line just delete it.

One time when I was working for the municipality inspecting sewer construction, I was down in Toronto at a Jays game, had a bit to drink & ended up at an establishment afterwards. The drink made any of my normal reservations disappear completely & I approached this attractive young woman (met the formula requirements some of you may remember from a thread a year or so ago). For some reason I thought it would be a good idea to say "Hi, my names Andrew. I inspect access holes, have you been having any trouble with yours lately?" I got a drink & a laugh out of it, unfortunately the drink was over my head and the laugh was from the nearby patrons.....

Oh man, Kilt, that must have been a pretty strong drink to get you to say that. :lol: :lol:

[symphony]

I once heard someone saying something like he can make me do infrasonic sounds if i let him...
ahem.

I heard some people even buy books for chat-up lines these days!

[Il Penseroso]

I heard some people even buy books for chat-up lines these days!

...others just peruse internet forums...

[djy78usa]

Lady W, when I was in your neck of the woods (I lived in Harrogate, N. Yorks for 4 years), it didn't really matter what I said, as long as I brought out my most-charming Georgia (state, not country) accent. Many a Yorkshire rose has fallen victim to what I like to call the Dukes of Hazard Approach to Dating Abroad method. Well, maybe not many... but a few :)

[symphony]

...others just peruse internet forums...

i think the uses should strictly stick to forums :p
for instance, do we not find it wonderfully gratifying that Dori's not actually grabbing someone's butts while saying that?! :D
(just joking, Dori, no offence :) )

[papayahed]

Kilted, that's the best!!:lol: :lol:

[Dori]

The few I posted only grazed the surface. :D Search google and you'll find them everywhere.

[manolia]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Kilt your story only proves that that particular young lady had no sense of humour :lol: :lol:

[barbara0207]

Kilted, your story made me laugh so hard I couldn't post for a while. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[LadyW]

Lady W, when I was in your neck of the woods (I lived in Harrogate, N. Yorks for 4 years), it didn't really matter what I said, as long as I brought out my most-charming Georgia (state, not country) accent. Many a Yorkshire rose has fallen victim to what I like to call the Dukes of Hazard Approach to Dating Abroad method. Well, maybe not many... but a few :)
:lol: I am sure they did! I love the way you titled it too, nice :thumbs_up
I myself have never been exposed to the powers of an accent... I can't imagine it having much effect though :p

[papayahed]

:lol: I am sure they did! I love the way you titled it too, nice :thumbs_up
I myself have never been exposed to the powers of an accent... I can't imagine it having much effect though :p

phheww I very much like when these southern gentlemen call me "darlin'" something about that accent....

[kilted exile]

Oh man, Kilt, that must have been a pretty strong drink to get you to say that. :lol: :lol:

Hehehe, c'mon Virg, it's quantity not quality;)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Kilt your story only proves that that particular young lady had no sense of humour :lol: :lol:

Well, I think I would be more concerned if the line had worked. Seriously, if a woman falls for that line I am not sure if I would want to be with her (may not be the cleanest access hole):p


Kilted, your story made me laugh so hard I couldn't post for a while. :lol: :lol: :lol:


Kilted, that's the best!!:lol: :lol:


well add another laugh :lol: that is awesome!

Yep, folk normally get a laugh out of that one.

[Dori]

:lol: I am sure they did! I love the way you titled it too, nice :thumbs_up
I myself have never been exposed to the powers of an accent... I can't imagine it having much effect though :p

I have...remember the swedish girl I told you about? :D


(may not be the cleanest access hole):p

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

LMAO!

[LadyW]

phheww I very much like when these southern gentlemen call me "darlin'" something about that accent....
Don't be fooled by the charming accent! It's all lies...lies I tell you! Sorry. Mad moment there.


I have...remember the swedish girl I told you about? :D
Awwh :D
Hmmm, accents... I don't know, but the Russian fellows on vodka adverts are perhaps intriguing... That's probablly really kinky actually, haha! :lol:

[papayahed]

Don't be fooled by the charming accent! It's all lies...lies I tell you! Sorry. Mad moment there.


It's difficult, I'm surrounding by charming accents and those cajun accents are starting to grow on me too.:blush:

[manolia]

Well, I think I would be more concerned if the line had worked. Seriously, if a woman falls for that line I am not sure if I would want to be with her (may not be the cleanest access hole):p


:lol: :lol: :lol: Will you stop now :lol: :lol: :lol: you made my day ;)

[ClaesGefvenberg]

Chat up lines? I'm really out of practice in that respect (I met the missus in 1982), but I remember being forced into using a rather particular line once:

We were dancing, and when the music faded:

Me: -You know, I really have to ask you for the next dance too...
She (coyly): Oh, really. And why is that?
Me: Because our belt buckles seem to be wedged together... :lol:

/Claes

[pussnboots]

Chat up lines? I'm really out of practice in that respect (I met the missus in 1982), but I remember being forced into using a rather particular line once:

We were dancing, and when the music faded:

Me: -You know, I really have to ask you for the next dance too...
She (coyly): Oh, really. And why is that?
Me: Because our belt buckles seem to be wedged together... :lol:

/Claes

Never heard that one before!!

[rachel_bookworm]

Hmmm....


"Get your coat, you've pulled!"


"That's a lovely dress, although it would look better on my bedroom floor"


"You must be exhausted cos you've been running through my mind all day"


(Slightly more vulgar)


"Do you like Nine-inch nails??"

:thumbs_up

[Taliesin]

Someone told me this about a week ago, claimed it was very effective.
(In a library)
"Excuse me? You look quite smart so perhaps you could tell me how to spell "misogynist" - you see, I am writing my biography."

Didn't work. I wonder why.

[ClaesGefvenberg]

Never heard that one before!!Neither had I, but what was I to do? Those buckles were well and truly interlocked, and it took us a while (with red faces and some hysterical laughter) to get them untangled.

/Claes

[Koa]

Wait Claes, so it was actually true??? :lol: That's hilarious!!! :lol:



"You must be exhausted cos you've been running through my mind all day"


Aaaw that's actually sweet. I would fall for that one :lol: (I know how it feels having someone running through your mind all day :P)

[dramasnot6]

That's hilarious,Claes! :lol:

Anyone actually ever hear the "What's your astrology sign?" line?

[papayahed]

What's a guy like you doing in a nice place like this?

[Pensive]

Anyone actually ever hear the "What's your astrology sign?" line?

Oh yes!

[Nightshade]

:lol: wow... do people actually say these things? I havent laughed this much in 3 months....:D

I've only been chatted up twice basically and in a lame way...
The other time I was in the library and this guy who'd been searching for stuff in the same shelves as I for a while asked me what time the library closed... and I was so into my research that it took me a while to realise that he couldn't care less and it was just a way to start a conversation...:

The one time I know was being chatted up it took me about 20 minutes to realise it.

One day I was walking back from school (well rushing really I wanted to get home and finish my book, or I might even have been walking with my book in my hand and reading ) ,in egypt, and this car of teenage boys pulls up beside me and one of them asks me a couple of times t get my atteniton
then they ask.
him : Have you seen a beautiful girl walk down this road today?
me: Humm, I dont know anyone that name youd better ask at the school gates Im the only one who walks down this way as far as I know.
them in the car: -Blank looks-,
him I said a beautiful gir
me: yes and I said I dont know anyone called Jamilah
by now the rest of the car was giggiling and another one leaned over and ask if I was foreign , I said no and what buisness was it if I was and they drove away, it wasnt till I was 2 streets down and almost home before I clicked that they werent asking fo a person called Jamilaah 9 which means beautiful girl) but chatting me up. And I onlyrealised because the giggling boys didnt make anysense other wise.:lol:
I was told earlier this year by a friend of mine that Im completly oblivious to people trying to chat me up.

[ClaesGefvenberg]

Wait Claes, so it was actually true??? :lol: That's hilarious!!! :lol:Absolutley true, and also rather effective. I mean to say: She was not exactly going anywhere, was she? :lol:

Bottom line: Even though it was not intentional, it worked... :brow:

/Claes

[LadyW]

Some rather terrible additions to our list here folks :lol:
A few from people I have asked; the rest from the internet:

Do you have any raisins? No, then how about a date

My place. 10 0'clock. Bring a friend.

Im not the best looking person but beauty is a lightswitch away

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

You look great wanna get together and go half's on a b@stard

I'm a man and i'm pretty sure you're a woman. Wanna screw?

[sprinks]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?



How charming! Not stalkerish at all! :lol:

[LadyW]

:lol: Well it'd sure as hell work for me... not that I'd have much chance mind.

[sprinks]

Yeah you probably wouldn't have much of a choice but to go along with it! :lol: Unless of course the rag does not actually have chloroform on it and they are merely just trying to start a conversation... :lol: I don't think it would work well though!

[papayahed]

I'm pretty sure your a woman??:lol: :lol: :lol:

[kelby_lake]

one VERY sleazy one:
Are you hard? Coz I'm easy...

[sprinks]

one VERY sleazy one:
Are you hard? Coz I'm easy...

Well, its blunt and to the point! No beating around the bush there! :lol:

[dramasnot6]

Im not the best looking person but beauty is a lightswitch away



Should be "a couple beers away, I'm buying ;) "