McFood

[PrinceMyshkin]

McHorror has a new machine
that splooshes out McFood
in a variety of manifestations.

When the lever is in the home position
the stuff glops out and swirls around
into the form and odour of a sort of hamburger,

lettuce, mayo, relish, pickles and a Mcbun.
One click to the left the McFood
almost resembles chicken. One click more

and you get fries with a simulated rancid flavour.
One, two or three clicks to the right
you get McCola, McOrange, McSomethingthattasteslikesomethingbutyoucan’ttelle xactlywhat

apple-turnovers, cinnamon buns, mcCoffee,
and lined-up from McMorning till McNight
are all the happy, hungry McCustomers.

[motherhubbard]

Jerry- that was McWonderful!

[ampoule]

Just call me McAmp. Have you tried their wonderful salads? You've helped me decide what to have for dinner! Oh heck. Now everyone is going to know I'm all alone on a Saturday night. I'm soooooo McLonely! :(

Very very cute poem Prince.

[Virgil]

That really was McWonderful! Perfect. Loved the "McSomethingthattasteslikesomethingbutyoucan’ttelle xactlywhat". Perfect execution of theme and aethetics. This is McPrince at his McBest. :)

[motherhubbard]

That really was McWonderful! Perfect. Loved the "McSomethingthattasteslikesomethingbutyoucan’ttelle xactlywhat". Perfect execution of theme and aethetics. This is McPrince at his McBest. :)

I thought that was the best part, too!

Oh Amp- don't do it! I just want to add to this that Chaney once cried because she thought a friend of hers had too many McMeals.

You know, I think this goes really well with something else you wrote a while back- let me see if I can find it.

here it is!

http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26774&highlight=wal-mart+sold+happiness

[firefangled]

Wonderful imaginative poem.

Horrible, nightmarish food made from who knows McWhat.

I'm lovin' it. :)

[Sweets America]

Yeah, scary poem, but that's an mirror of the preposterous side of human life.

[TheFifthElement]

Hmm, interesting! I wonder if you could write something similar about all processed foods, like those horrible frozen/trayed things you get from the supermarket, or tinned soup, etc etc. I dunno, sometimes it just seems that the big corporations are an easy target, but then they wouldn't be there if people didn't eat their food. That being said, I can't remember the last time I had a McDonalds meal, I'd much prefer a nice bit of fruit, the ultimate takeaway!


I'm lovin' it. :)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[PrinceMyshkin]

That really was McWonderful! Perfect. Loved the "McSomethingthattasteslikesomethingbutyoucan’ttelle xactlywhat". Perfect execution of theme and aethetics. This is McPrince at his McBest. :)

Well that was my churlish (?) way to repay them for the "crispy chicken wrap" I indugled in. Beyond the $1.89 it cost, that is.

[Pendragon]

Your own version of a McAttack! :thumbs_up