Pirate ship: anted crew

[Stanislaw]

Arrr I be lookin for crew for me pirate ship, now that the ninjas be on the rise again...

anywho, pay is good, any botty ye can carry, and we are looking for all positions cept Captain!

All ye who be interested, post yer pirate resume and join the crew.

Here be mine:

Name: The Dread Pirate Stanislaw
Age: not dead yet
Rank: Captain
Hobbies: maiming and pillaging
Education: PhD in looting at the UofC
Favourite Weapon: Canons
Job expieriance:
Attacking ships (every day)
Killing stuff (everyday)
Torching things (only days ending in y)

other:
I enjoy walking in the rain (cuts down on bathing), eating food, and attacking spanish galleons.
Flag:
http://www.pirata.com.ni/images/calico.gif

[Shore Dude]

Here is... uh... a friend of mine...

He might be... uh... good for your crew.

http://research.amnh.org/users/leighty/pirate.jpg

Name: Sir Drinkin Lots
Age: A many moons
Rank: Smells... badly
Hobbies: Counting mi gold, Drinking mi wine, Looking mi scary
Education: Self-taught
Favourite Weapon: Toxication
Job expieriance:
Pillaging (1-2 times/ per week)
Drinking (3-5 times/ per hour)

Flag:
http://shoredude.250free.com/Pirateflag.JPG

[papayahed]

Hmmm.....you said the pay is good, but what about the benefits, do I get weekends off? Is this a 9 to 5 or is there shift work? Do I get paid holiday's? Will uniforms and implements of destruction be provided? Do you have dental or optical? Can I get tuition reimbursment?

[papayahed]

Here is... uh... a friend of mine...


http://research.amnh.org/users/leighty/pirate.jpg




You can't fool me Shore, that's a picture of you isn't it?

[Shore Dude]

You can't fool me Shore, that's a picture of you isn't it?
I plead the fifth.

[amuse]

Name: sword-sashed sasha
Age: well aged, like me brandy
Rank: davie jones' mistress
Experience: see bottom of ocean for more info
Salary desired: boatloads of ingots, doubloons. and russia's crown jewels.
Hobbies: intoxication and plundering
Benefits desired: prisoners
Education: certified to teach self-mastery courses in walking the plank. sessions available all hours of the day or night - money back if you succeed: *evil smiley* 1-800-fish.ate.
Favourite Weapon: fear and strident voices. then death and when necessary a pistol in each hand - the monkey's. swords in mine.

[Stanislaw]

Arrr I be seein people be wantin benefits...

arr here they be:

1. chance to kill stuff
2. free limb/eye surgery.
3. shift work (pirating be hard, but fulltime pirates get to steal more
4. arrr, implements be provided, but ye hav to buy the uniform
5. salary is based on commision... as much as ye can haul, or have slaves to haul
6. arrr, an yess drinks be free, cept for the navigator. can't have a drunk navigator can we.

[amuse]

i dinna can paste the scurvy pics but check these baggages out and ye might see me.

http://members.tripod.com/cathreese/DefiantWomen/pirates/ching_charlt.html#chsao
http://members.tripod.com/cathreese/DefiantWomen/pirates/abonny_mread.html#mary

[Stanislaw]

arrr ye be hired. welcome aboard!

[amuse]

thankee!!! i be packin my drink - and bags :D - and sharpenin my steel. d'ye s'pose i kin call ye Cap'n Stan fer short?

[Stanislaw]

be me guest, it has a ring to it! ;)

[Jester]

Name: Kayla
Age: a young bonny lass
Rank: Man the crow's nest
Experience: well i was born on that there great big crows nest on the look out for Ahab's whale... we was lookin' for loot in its belly.
Salary desired: Moby Dick
Benefits desired: freedom to ride the open seas with the salt breeze whippin round and the great tumults of ocean's fury.
Education: I was taught by the crows
Favourite Weapon: staff, cutlass... and of course my freindly family of raven black crows

[Stanislaw]

arrr, ye be hired, cept for one little thing, cana garentee the whal bit, but we try our best, specially since we learned he has loot in his belly!

[Jester]

Good, I need to get out more..... ;)

Wheeeeeeee...

[trismegistus]

*Flicks open paper*
"Now THAT looks like a job opportunity for a bandit king!"
*muses*
"Too bad I don't swim ..."

[imthefoolonthehill]

mmm... we have some mighty literate pirates here...

I don't know how you will defeat those ninjas that weild the new benneli assault shotguns...

perhaps i could be ye merchant? I have plenty of preparatio- er... anti-ninja cream... and uh... yogur-er yoga cream... Ninjas out limbering ya on your own lumberin planks? Slap on some of this lowfat Grade A cultured Yoga cream, and you'll have the flexibility of those dang yoga instructers...

[Stanislaw]

*Flicks open paper*
"Now THAT looks like a job opportunity for a bandit king!"
*muses*
"Too bad I don't swim ..."

arrr that be okay, we be havin life vests.

an to fool:

we always be needen suppliers!, what be a voyage without yoga creme. damn ninjas!

[simon]

name: simon, 'stew'
age: old, rancid, fingernail loosing, greasy haired, one eyed, tough as nails seafarring veteran
location: galley
occupation: cook
weapon speciality: devil with a dirk and meat cleaver
hobbies: poisoning pirates, collecting cockroaches
experience: any dead pirate, I cooked for 'em
benefits: free poisons

[Shore Dude]

Arrrrrrrrrgghh!!
http://research.amnh.org/users/leighty/pirate.jpg

[papayahed]

Free Grog?????? Where do I sign????

[Stanislaw]

looks like simon and shore dudes friend be accepted into the crew!

oh an here be the place to sign:


Name:___________________________

[crisaor]

The ninjas in the other board are giving away katanas to anyone who joins them. Me, I know where I'll go... :p

[papayahed]

Do the ninja's give out grog also?

[crisaor]

What's grog? I'll ask them.

[papayahed]

grog is Alcoholic beverages, probably rum.

I'm assuming the ninga's would provide Sake?

[crisaor]

Ninjas say:

No rum.
Sake is on. :thumbs_up

[papayahed]

Man, now I'm torn...

[Jester]

hmmm...now there are ninjas.... should i dessert??? (spelling too????) :brow:

[Bongitybongbong]

Name: Charles Luciano The 3 "Lucky"
Age: controlling my grandchild to be here(dead)
Rank: Boss of Bosses
Hobbies: Looming with other dead(mostly Capone and Lansky), causing misery
Education: you name i got it
Favourite Weapon: Thompson/Kantana
Job expieriance: being the Boss of Bosses (any act of evil)

[ajoe]

Name: Litter Ary
Age: 23
Rank: Big Brain
Hobbies: reading and writing
Education: a PhD in neuroscience, philosophy, and Spamish literature
Favourite Weapon: pen and sarcasm
Job experience: Encyclopedia Writer and Corpse Examiner Assistant

hey, every crew needs its scholar.

[simon]

Not to mention a corpse examiner. So I ask you Litter is he dead enough for the soup yet? Or do I need to stew up another round of rats for the mates?

[Jester]

give us some maggots instead...

[Bongitybongbong]

ya know maybe i shouldnt be here but with the Mafia because my guy is controlled by Luciano (Mafia member). I think all three pirates, ninjas, and Italian Mafia should ally to get rid of the righteous.

[simon]

Where's the mafia, they have yet to make a presence? I'll cook a feast for the meet and greet.

[ajoe]

Ah, you're the cook. Did not know that.

[Eric, son of Chuck]

Djar, I be the son of Chuck, captain of the Crimson Permanent Assurance. Here be my ship! http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Images/building1.jpg

[Jester]

cool image, glove???? ha..... the mafia should be subjected to SImon's cooking as well as them ninjas, this be our forum to cruise and hijack unsuspecting threads (there should be a pirate emoticon that symbolizes a hijacking)

[Bongitybongbong]

http://images.google.com/images?q=pirate+ships&hl=en&lr=&imgsz=icon

this has a pirate emoticon

[Jester]

hey cool, there's also someone with teh name jester in their too :blush:

[imthefoolonthehill]

Great pic from the meaning of life... such a great movie.

[baddad]

Cold grey seas deluged the gunwales and we were knocked from our unsteady feet to the unyielding planks below. "AAArrrrrrr" screamed me matey as his hook tore from his disfigured arm, the point remaing impaled in me forehead, the cavernous gap at the end of his sleeve waving ado as he was washed overboard into shark infested waters......."A tough life, eh wot?" I bellowed after him.......

[Bongitybongbong]

these five are my favorite emoticons

[Stanislaw]

Arrrr, looks like the crew be steadily growin! atlast we will have revenge against the cursed ninjas!!!!! :smash:

[Bongitybongbong]

Nice but we should get rid of the rightgeous first. Then we get rid of ninjas. Did anyone see Survivor Series last night?

[simon]

What and leave the moralisits to fend for themselves?

[Bongitybongbong]

yeah why not

[Shore Dude]

CHANCE

Oh, man... it looks like Sir Drinkin Lots broke into the galley last night and ate all the potatoes. They found him below deck this morning lying next to the wash bucket with bits of food in his beard.

You may need to double back for supplies.

Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

http://research.amnh.org/users/leighty/pirate.jpg

[Jester]

Land ahoy...

There be a dock and some other vessels. Here be supplies
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/mad/boese095.gif

[Stanislaw]

best be takin double in case drinks alot gets a sore belly again.

[Jester]

read your WTF blog thingy....... just posted something in picture game that might clarify where that is coming from but as for it means i was going to say world trade federation os soemthing of that sort... hmm who's drinks alot?

[simon]

If shore be your destination get me a barrel of arsenic. There's some crew members that lack taste.

[Jay]

While I was searching for some pics for Scheherezade I found this:

http://ilovemessenger.com/Detail.aspx?x=91%2fN06E1VcHn%2fKonbfFozHvb2kqWeiLh GBDZTYg3U7csRAGSivP9vtv3BdpXf9oyYJi0Eq7MZIi0Iij03s 5CyL01LxBhmh9h

[Shore Dude]

hmm who's drinks alot?
He's my, uh... friend.

http://research.amnh.org/users/leighty/pirate.jpg

[Jay]

Just a thought... is that guy supposed to be... scary? pissed as a newt? is he trying to shave himself posibly? cut onions? *raises eyebrow*
:angel:

[Scheherazade]

I don't know what he is supposed to be but one thing is for sure... He is suffering from bad fashion sense...

[Jay]

Yeah, a bigger 'knife' would suit the hat better ;)

[Scheherazade]

Euphemisms?? :p

[Jay]

Me? naaaah :p

[Scheherazade]

OK...
*nods an I-know-better-nod*
:nod:

[Jay]

You would oh almighty KitKat-feared-Scherminator :angel:

[Scheherazade]

Hey, don't speak lightly of KitKats!

[Jay]

Thought I was speaking lightly of you ;):p

[Scheherazade]

Oh, thats OK then... :goof:

[Jay]

What's with the KitKats anyway...

[Scheherazade]

They are my favorites :D One of my biggest weaknesses...

Please note that 'one' is underlined...

[Jay]

Hmmm.....
If I gave you a box of KitKats would I get no homeworks? For a week at least? :angel:

[Scheherazade]

Are you trying to bribe me, young lady??? :eek:

[Jay]

You noticed? Good for ya... does it mean no homeworks? :p

[Scheherazade]

Sure! Anything for KitKats... :D

[Jay]

GREAT :p... sooo... if I gave you another box of KitKats could I not write any essay?

[Scheherazade]

Don't push your luck, kid! :p

[Jay]

Two boxes? :angel:

[Scheherazade]

Now you are talking! :D

[Jay]

Coooooooooool, now I actually only need to attend the classes and I pass them all :p

[Scheherazade]

Another 2 boxes of Kitkats and you dont even have to attend the classes... :D

[Jay]

No more KitKats for you, actually want to attend the classes, you think I'm trying to make you come over not to attend your classes or what? *tuts* :p

[Jester]

don't give teh kitkats to cook, he's on an arsenic high, wants to give us all arsenic poisoning

[simon]

If the sea don't get you first why not die of poison with your crew and a pot of gold.

[Scheherazade]

No more KitKats for you, actually want to attend the classes, you think I'm trying to make you come over not to attend your classes or what? *tuts* :p

A student who wants to attend my classes actually... Weird! :p

Who is the cook by the way?

[Stanislaw]

If the sea don't get you first why not die of poison with your crew and a pot of gold.
arrr we not be wantin to die by the hand o the cook but die in battle, or of old age really rich!!

[Jay]

The cook is simon if I'm not mistaken, and yeah, would be cool, there's not enough crazy teachers ;).

[Scheherazade]

I will fight simon for the position of Cook! :D

[Jay]

Why? There could be two cooks... though both cooking poisoned food would make Stan's crew extinct very soon :p

[Scheherazade]

Hey, you haven't heard that too many cooks spoil the broth?? ;)

[Jay]

Well, the broth's already poisoned, can't see a point in it being spoled as well ;)

[Scheherazade]

Haha! Can't argue wtth that one! :D

Broth, anyone? ;)

[Jay]

Yes please.

[Scheherazade]

Willing to try our broth, eh? :D

[Jay]

Why not, can't be THAT bad ;)... ... ... can it? :p

[Scheherazade]

Gotta find out, I s'pose! ;)

[Jay]

Ok, do your worst :p

[Scheherazade]

No idea what you are wishing for! ;)

*grins Scheherazadishly yet once again*

[Jay]

BROTH! lol

[Scheherazade]

Take your time, sister! ;)

[Jay]

I'm bloody hungry, where's my bloody broth!
*takes a spoon in hand and slams it against the table... repeatedly* :p

[Scheherazade]

Until you behave properly, no dinner for you, young lady!

*is amazed that she can keep a staright face*
:D

[Stanislaw]

arrr, now that there be two cooks we can eat twice as much. :D

[Taliesin]

Hijacked by Us.

Or wait, can you hijack a pirate ship?

[papayahed]

Hijacked by Us.

Or wait, can you hijack a pirate ship?


Sure, but I think you have to bomb the snot out of it first.

[Shea]

LOL! This thread's a trip! Sign me up!

Name: Ahab's angry wife
Age: old enough to know when I've come in second
Rank: musican
Hobbies: Playin' reels and hornpipe to enhance the grog (there be no makin the same mistake of obsession that me husband did!)
Education: Internation school of ship dance music
Favourite Weapon: Canons (the musical kind!;))
Job expieriance: was married to a mad rampaging sea captain who was good enough to get hisself killed, so I go on a rampage of me own!

[baddad]

Arrrr Matey!!! Me timbers feel soggy...........but aye, dancing we be doing bye the whale-oil lantern, arms akimbo and sabers flashing......and where be the cabin boy with me grog? Hijacked? What be the true source of this strangely word?? ...and whoa be he who try!!! "GAinsay Who Dare"!!!

[Jester]

avoiding the stew, desperate to stay alive and not swing from the lofty masses of my refuge... oh and hey Ahab's wife: "There she blows," its the white whale, a hundred yards out gushing with glory and fat from the bones of your dead husband, i think i sees his tunic between the magnificent white teeth

*grins*

[simon]

Alright lads and lasses, Scheherazade and I are brewing a feast fit for the likes of you. But to earn it we need a capture. Bring down some government officials It seems though that most of you are new to piracy and some words of warning to you, don't cut your hair on deck or a storm will brew, when you go ashore don't dally with the redheads, and if I hear anybody say the word, 'd r o w n', there will be more bad luck.

What's the name of this ship we sail so viciously?

[Stanislaw]

arrrr, welcome aboard ahabs wife!

an the name be the... don't have one yet, suggestions?

[Shore Dude]

Did sumbody say food?!

Piley me on sum mo're potatoes, laddies... T'night's goin't to be a pig rooster!!

http://research.amnh.org/users/leighty/pirate.jpg

[Scheherazade]

Alright lads and lasses, Scheherazade and I are brewing a feast fit for the likes of you.

This has really made me think hard... What kind of feast would that be?? :D

[Jay]

Anything old enough should do ;)

[Bongitybongbong]

Stan I've got a few names for the ship:
The Infiltrator
The Flying Vengence
Indestructible Assaulter


That's all I got. *slashes the guards for Prime Minister Tony Blair and ties up the man*

[Stanislaw]

garr ye all reme,ber thison' ? :bawling: twas a jolly fine time. garr

[Shea]

I can't believe that was from a year ago! it seems shorter! Ah, time in the forums is wonderfully slower than the outside!

A year on ye ship be notime, arrgh!

[Jay]

And we're still waiting for the feast! :D
Come on, move it ya cooks :D

[Scheherazade]

Hey, the feast has been ready for ages but now... these people I don't know have appeared out of nowhere (maybe it is the smell of our wonderful food!)... Hurry up if you want to get a grab!

http://www.urbandiversion.com/images/photos/Newsletter/Feast.jpg

[starrwriter]

Funny you should mention becoming a pirate. A friend's uncle recently went scurvy, cleaned out his bank account and abandoned his family in Indiana, and headed to Orlando, Florida (home of Disney World) to become a pirate. He left a goodbye note mentioning a parrot on his shoulder.

Argghh, matey!

[Shea]

Hey, the feast has been ready for ages but now... these people I don't know have appeared out of nowhere (maybe it is the smell of our wonderful food!)... Hurry up if you want to get a grab!

http://www.urbandiversion.com/images/photos/Newsletter/Feast.jpg


I got dibs on drinking from the skull!

[Bongitybongbong]

This puts a smile on my face and a feast in m gut. We should set sail in the morning.

[Stanislaw]

garr, we be havin our grub an our grog, now lets find us some spanish gallions!

[Bongitybongbong]

We set sail at sunrise and pirate in the Carribbean!

[Stanislaw]

good plan, carribean has the best rum!

[Scheherazade]

good plan, carribean has the best rum!Would that be alcohol free rum by any chance? Since Bong is underage??? ;)

[Bongitybongbong]

If I remember right, the east coast of Puerto Rico has many ships with bountiful cargo. Do anyone have any other areas where there may be riches for a pirating crew?

[starrwriter]

garr, we be havin our grub an our grog, now lets find us some spanish gallions!
Love those Spanish gallions of sangria. I'm a common sewer of fine lickers.

[Jay]

Hmm, yummy! I need a new parrot though...

[Stanislaw]

Hmm, yummy! I need a new parrot though...

:eek: err, what be happenin' to yer old polly?, ye did say yummy...

[Nightshade]

ahem steps forward with cap in hand can I join your crew?
I have experiance of pushing a load of fresh young kiddies into sharkinfested waters and poking old pentioners
oh did I mention I can name every song in the pirates of penzence and know the words to most ?:D
oh and im also small enough to climb be a "powder monkey" (http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13543&highlight=herring)
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/dressed/bek014.gif

[mwumbalope]

Love pirates!! Good to see this section on the boards!!

[Stanislaw]

ahem steps forward with cap in hand can I join your crew?
I have experiance of pushing a load of fresh young kiddies into sharkinfested waters and poking old pentioners
oh did I mention I can name every song in the pirates of penzence and know the words to most ?:D
oh and im also small enough to climb be a "powder monkey" (http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13543&highlight=herring)
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/dressed/bek014.gif

welcome aboard matey, powder monkey be the position ye want?

[papayahed]

Love pirates!! Good to see this section on the boards!!

You've definately come to the right place.

[mwumbalope]

Thanks Papayahed!! Glad to be aboard!!

[ho'nehe]

Pant! Pant! Ahoy there! :wave: Got room for an ol' sea dog?
Jus' got 'ere but ran all the way so's to join yer motely crew Cap'n :lol:

The jolly roger's engraved in me 'art and me blood's pure rum... am a black-hearted dog
o' the seas without a ship, can ye find room for me?

Age; forever young
Rank: old sea dog (every ship should have one)
Experience: Best of breed (esp. at full moon), bone-cruncher;loves walking - planks a
speciality
Weapons: Saber-toothed fangs, claws, rabies and very savage growl. grrr :lol:

Can a come aboard Cap'n?

[simon]

Lets see if ye can stomach me cockroach infested hardtack and if you don't keel over from the arsenic maybe we'll let yee on board to swab the decks.

[Nightshade]

I donT belive it let me offf Im on a jinxed ship how dare ye sail without a name ?!
arrrrrrr let me off I say !!!

Or name the ship!

[ho'nehe]

Lets see if ye can stomach me cockroach infested hardtack and if you don't keel over from the arsenic maybe we'll let yee on board to swab the decks.

Now thar's a kindly man so ye ar, offering an ol' dog ye food and a
job.. 'tis a saint yer be. Will yer join me in a bite :D

[Stanislaw]

well, first off, welcome to the crew ho'nehe, ye shall be likin it methinks.

and er 'bout the name, we need to be pickin one so far the choices be:

Infiltrator
Defilor
Godiva
Morning star
reaper
posidens mistress
black heart
deliverence

[Shea]

Ooohh, Godiva! Would we be looting some of that first rate chocolate Cap'n?

[simon]

Darn we won't be having no decadents onboard, how am I to keep me place?

[Bongitybongbong]

we should make a poll for the name of the ship

[Nightshade]

how about The Bell??
:D Yes me thinks a poll is a good idea

Whose Godiva?? isnt she the feminest who rode around chester naked???

[Shea]

Whose Godiva?? isnt she the feminest who rode around chester naked???

I think so, but it's also the name of the best chocolate company in the world (in my opinion), though I don't care for the dark chocolate. Lady Godiva is their logo (she has long hair). I work right across the street from a Godiva store. Oh! Hold me back!! :eek: :eek:

[Stanislaw]

I think so, but it's also the name of the best chocolate company in the world (in my opinion), though I don't care for the dark chocolate. Lady Godiva is their logo (she has long hair). I work right across the street from a Godiva store. Oh! Hold me back!! :eek: :eek:
Indeed she be, and in agreement with shea, tis some o the best chocolate around!

[baddad]

Arrrrr......choc-o-late................scurvy curse for one-toothed pirates...........

[Stanislaw]

hows about chocolat malt bear? very good indeed!

[Scheherazade]

How about you have the beer and I will have the chocolate???

:D

[papayahed]

ohh, how about chocolates in the shape of skulls and cross bones...

[Stanislaw]

'twould be a fine compremise, skull an crossbone chocolate!

[papayahed]

'twould be a fine compremise, skull an crossbone chocolate!

oh!! We can have rum and non rum-filled chocolates!!

[Stanislaw]

garr, I likes yer mode o thinking las. :D

[Scheherazade]

http://www.favors-to-treasure.com/images/Anatomy_Human_Skull.JPG

[baddad]

arrr matey, tis a great likeness tis....... *one tooth smile*

[Nightshade]

and how are we supposed to scare people if the ships choclate? they'd *gasp * *gulp* EAT us!

[papayahed]

and how are we supposed to scare people if the ships choclate? they'd *gasp * *gulp* EAT us!

We could keep the choclate below deck....

[Stanislaw]

ai, we'd sotre the chocolate in yonder gally!

[Nightshade]

ha wed have a mutinty anyway who could be scared of a ship named after choclate? theyd just line upo and ask for handouts no we want a doom inspiring name
~~shamless routing~~~Thats why I like The bell as in the Bell of doom, for whom the bell tolls and of course The Belle of the sea ~~end of shameless routing for my choice :p~~

[Stanislaw]

well, with godiva as the name, we could have an, err, interesting figure on yonder bow. :brow:

[papayahed]

ha wed have a mutinty anyway who could be scared of a ship named after choclate? theyd just line upo and ask for handouts no we want a doom inspiring name
~~shamless routing~~~Thats why I like The bell as in the Bell of doom, for whom the bell tolls and of course The Belle of the sea ~~end of shameless routing for my choice :p~~

We're naming the ship after choclate? No that won't do. How about "Stan's Dastardly Ship"??

[Stanislaw]

We're naming the ship after choclate? No that won't do. How about "Stan's Dastardly Ship"??

garr, that be the most fine, beutifle, and generally perfect name.

[Nightshade]

and NO "err, interesting figure on yonder bow. " ok?
:D

[Stanislaw]

and NO "err, interesting figure on yonder bow. " ok?
:D

ok, no, err, interesting figures... hows about some skeletal type figure?

[Nightshade]

humm tapdancing or swinging a knife -oh did I mention Im an aprentice magician not very good but alright

[B-Mental]

Harr, Cap'n are ye looking fer more hands? I be itchin' to feel me sea legs. Arrr.

Name: Stinky Pete aka... pete pistoles, fists of fury, Mr Snookums
Age: Doesn't matter if ye can still send em to Mr. Jones locker
Rank: I don't got no stinking rank see cuz'....pirates gots no filthy ranks cept fer the captain.
Hobbies: limpin, drinkin, stumblin and fightin'...shark rasslin'
Education: PhD from the Gutter of hard knocks
Favourite Weapon: me bare hands
Job expierience: seven years on the salty seas
Attacking ships: every nite
Killing stuff: never (puts em out of their misery too soon)
Torching things: Started young with a magnifying lens and a couple of ants and clawed my way to fire bug.

Favorite Pirate quote:Yellowbeard
"Dying's the easy way out. You won't catch me dying. They'll have to kill me before I die! "
resume upon request.

[B-Mental]

If hired I recommend the ship be named after her Cap'n thus 'The Stanish Galleon'.

[ho'nehe]

"Stan's Dastardly Ship" gits me vote 'tis a fine nameing. :D
and Ahoy thar *Stinky* Yer delicate aroma warned us of yer comin' , 'tis
grand to see ye at last. :eek2:

[Nightshade]

If hired I recommend the ship be named after her Cap'n thus 'The Stanish Galleon'.

affecionatly known as the Old gal?
I need a sarcasdic smilie here!
sigh and double sigh :brow:

[B-Mental]

"Stan's Dastardly Ship" gits me vote 'tis a fine nameing. :D
and Ahoy thar *Stinky* Yer delicate aroma warned us of yer comin' , 'tis
grand to see ye at last. :eek2:

Ahoy ho'nehe! Blood and guts do twink the nose a wee bit after a week er two. But ja jus' git used to it, or it'll be the plank for ya.

[Stanislaw]

Ahoy ho'nehe! Blood and guts do twink the nose a wee bit after a week er two. But ja jus' git used to it, or it'll be the plank for ya.

welcome aberd matey, I be liken the name ye chose, garr the stanish galleon, or stan's dasterdly ship?
Tis a tough choice it be.

[Shea]

Aww,:( can't we still have Godiva chocolate? The sugar be keepin' me fingers playin' well, so me hornpipes and jigs be keepin' the pirate's feet tappin'! Garr...

[ho'nehe]

Ahoy ho'nehe! Blood and guts do twink the nose a wee bit after a week er two. But ja jus' git used to it, or it'll be the plank for ya.


Blood 'n guts be wot I thrive on Stinky... nothing like a good disembowling
t' start the day :lol: chocolate? :eek: Ye'll have to force feed me...
please! :D

stan's dasterdly ship v Ganish Stalleon ?????

[B-Mental]

Aye, a good disemboweling in the mornin is the hearty way to start the day. No choclit on the vessel, takes up to much precious cargo space reserved fer limes ya scurvy dogs.

[ho'nehe]

Thar cud be chocolate-limes Stinky that would really make 'em heave to... :sick: :lol:

[B-Mental]

Oyy, chocalate covered limes, sweet n sour n juicy (makes bitter beer face)

[ho'nehe]

Shall we be a force feed'n ye then wi' these choco-limes ter stop the dreaded scurvy? Ah 'tis a dastardly dark deed.... need'n lots o' rum for he tha' as t' do it :eek2: I'll be a volunteerin' fur it then me matey :lol:

[Nightshade]

humm nno choclate oranges for scurvy-- humm we could use them to knock people out
http://www.candleseh.com/Fragrances/chocolate_orange.jpg

[ho'nehe]

Choco-orange be fine by me my deadly matey, :) but tell me, 'tis it you, me and stinky thar... wheres t' cap''n and thees o' t' varmits? Is it a mutiny we be 'aving or is we all abor'd the Marie Celeste... 'tis a ghost ship we be on and not "Stan's Dastardly Ship"???
'Tis feelin' mighty strange do ye think? Avast ye lazy lubbers!!! Don't tell
might yer be a working on tedious t'ings elswhare.... :eek2: Get to it...let out the sails
lets be away me mateys.... to the high seas!!!!!! :lol:

[Nightshade]

MUTINEY!:eek: AH no tis against thepirate code plus of course the resulting jinxes and hexes defeat the object!!:D

[papayahed]

Looks like somebody';s going to be walkin' thar plank soon......And it won't be my Stanniepoo!!!!!

[Jay]

*provides everything needed for a proper plank-walking*

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a157/jayellen/forums/sbWalkPlank.jpg

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a157/jayellen/forums/shark.gif

[ho'nehe]

Arrrrrr *slaps thighs* thar be life on t' ol' ship.. :lol: