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Dori
03-19-2008, 10:17 PM
http://montaraventures.com/pix/piratestats.jpg (http://montaraventures.com/blog/2007/09/14/pirates-cause-global-warming/)

:lol:

Virgil
03-19-2008, 11:00 PM
I can beat that:


Climate change experts target cow flatulence
Last Updated: 12:01am GMT 20/03/2008

Britain's finest scientific minds have turned their attention to a problem that they claim is threatening the future of the entire planet - farm animal flatulence.

Experts at the Rowett Research Institute in Aberdeen say the average cow contributes as much to global warming as a family car that travels 12,000 miles.


The average cow contributes as much to global
warming as a family car that travels 12,000 miles


The scientists are now trying to produce new foodstuffs that result in livestock producing less methane.

Professor Harry McArdle, of the institute, said: "Cattle and agriculture can be a very serious contributor towards the problem." [Snip]
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2008/03/20/eacows120.xml

What's sad is that this article is supposedly serious. :lol:

Lily Adams
03-19-2008, 11:19 PM
Well, duh, Dori, pirates are what keep this world together. They're the true masters of this Earth. Forget that super secret Illuminati stuff...

Yarrrrrr.

Dori
03-19-2008, 11:42 PM
I can beat that:


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2008/03/20/eacows120.xml

What's sad is that this article is supposedly serious. :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:


Well, duh, Dori, pirates are what keep this world together. They're the true masters of this Earth. Forget that super secret Illuminati stuff...

Yarrrrrr.

I thought the Flying Spaghetti Monster (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster) was what kept this world together. :p :lol:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6e/Touched_by_His_Noodly_Appendage.jpg/800px-Touched_by_His_Noodly_Appendage.jpg (http://www.venganza.org/)

Lily Adams
03-19-2008, 11:54 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:



I thought the Flying Spaghetti Monster (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster) was what kept this world together. :p :lol:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6e/Touched_by_His_Noodly_Appendage.jpg/800px-Touched_by_His_Noodly_Appendage.jpg (http://www.venganza.org/)

Praise "Bob". The Pinks got a conspiracy.

dramasnot6
03-20-2008, 12:36 AM
Ohh that graph is from the Pastafarian religion.

Dori
03-20-2008, 06:52 AM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y164/wteach/more/cox_cold_protest.jpg

Not evidence, but funny nonetheless. :lol:

sprinks
03-20-2008, 07:10 AM
Reading this thread has really made me laugh!!! :lol:
And as for farm animal flatulence adding to global warming... I think I know some humans with extreme flatulence that may be adding to the problem! :p :lol:

TheFifthElement
03-20-2008, 07:30 AM
Dori - I didn't know you were a fellow Pastafarian. May you be touched by the noodly appendage. Shiver me timbers!

JBI
03-20-2008, 10:06 AM
I would think, with the internet, the amount of pirates is greater than ever.

JBI

sprinks
03-20-2008, 10:12 AM
I would think, with the internet, the amount of pirates is greater than ever.


That is a good point... I didn't even think of that when I was looking at this thread!

Lily Adams
03-20-2008, 06:36 PM
Ohh that graph is from the Pastafarian religion.

Ah, right. I totally forgot they like pirates. I should've known after Dori posted the Noodly Appendage thing.