Guests in Our Forum

[subterranean]

Today, at the moment I create this thread, there are 141 guests visiting the forum..I think they're reading our posts now..Hmm carefull folks, there are some strangers watching at us.. :alien: :alien: :alien:

[papayahed]

Didn't you know sub, they're always watching......... :cold: :eek2:

[Stanislaw]

waiting for one of us to slip up, so we can be halled off to some laboratory and stuck full of probes. :nod:

[Jay]

"Oh, please. Aliens are always poking me full of holes."
(Col. Jack O'Neill... Stan, recognize that one? :D)

[simon]

Stan you just can't feel the tubes, they are already there.

[subterranean]

Oh I should use the invisible option from now on...

[Taliesin]

But one should also always think of.....

.......the Illuminati.


Mwahahahahaa!

[subterranean]

ehm...the Illuminati...??
:rolleyes:

[Taliesin]

Oh, surely you must know us. We are the most famous secret organisation in the world and also it is a known fact that we control the world. Also we are certainly very evil and non-human et cetera.
Next thing you say is that you have never heard of freemasons. :eek:

Really, have you never read any conspiracy theory books?

[papayahed]

so are you the ones that put the chip in my head?

[subterranean]

....Next thing you say is that you have never heard of freemasons. :eek:

Ehm, the freemasons? :rolleyes:

[trismegistus]

Oh, surely you must know us. We are the most famous secret organisation in the world

Ooh I don't know about that anymore. I suspect there's one that's more famous, but the first rule of that organization is not to talk about that organization.

[crisaor]

I suspect there's one that's more famous, but the first rule of that organization is not to talk about that organization.
LOL. Good one. :lol:

[subterranean]

what...like a dead poet society?

[Jay]

Dead poets... have a society? Since when? ;)

[subterranean]

Jay, havent you heard about it?

[Jay]

No... being serious. First time I hear about such a thing. Care to enlighten me? :)

[subterranean]

it's a story about this bunch of college kids who form a secret society at college, but it ended pretty bad...i dont know the detail but i know it from a book review.it's already being filmed also..

[Jay]

Oh, so fiction then? Thought someone was running a fanclub post mortem or something like that. Silly me.

[subterranean]

well i think the book is based on true story..so not really silly there..:)

[Jay]

WOW, was that a compliment? *mouth hangs open, really wide* :p

[Jester]

um... wasn't the illuminati the same guys from lara croft tomb raider????

[Jay]

ok, illunimati who? lol, no idea.

[Jester]

not sure but int the first tombraider movie... those guys after the time cvhanger thingy, i think they called themselve illuminati or was that the gorup that jack the ripper was in, in From Hell?

[Jay]

No idea whatsoever, lol, give up :)

[simon]

Is that not a movie of unbridled sentiment and peotry?

[trismegistus]

Is that not a movie of unbridled sentiment and peotry?

Tomb Raider?
















(Although Angelina Jolie working is truly poetry in motion.)

[Jay]

LOL, a fan then I guess? :) Yeah, have to agree though :).

[simon]

Ahhhhh that's not supposed to be there. That belongs to an email and I must have gotten my sentences confused. Perhpas I should focus on one thing at a time in the future.

[Stanislaw]

Tomb Raider?

(Although Angelina Jolie working is truly poetry in motion.)


indeed, :brow:

[Riddick]

http://www.fumettopoli.net/gadgets/images/poster/tomb%20raider.jpg

Yeah, thats poetry :brow:

[Jester]

men *exasperated sigh*

though soem women find her in the same light, why oh why did i mention tomb raider, still know one has yet to tell me who the illuminati are and if i was on the right track?

[Stanislaw]

oh well, guess we kinda stole your thread.

But she isn't that bad;)

[Jester]

nope, not gonna disagree

[Stanislaw]

how about her?
http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/54/039_42475.jpg

[Jester]

nice pic... yeah sure.... (she always manages to turn heads)

[Stanislaw]

yeah, pretty nice! :brow:

[Jester]

hahaha, more into guys though

[Stanislaw]

Well to each their own.

[subterranean]

now now....what is this suppose to mean eh..? ;)

[Stanislaw]

Just sayin I prefeer ol sandra...

[crisaor]

Well, since everyone else is doing it... ;)
This is my idea of poetry:

http://www.actoractressgallery.com/actress/jennifer_connelly/b09.jpg

[Scheherazade]

Don't know why but all these "poetry" made me think of this:


My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips' red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damasked, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress when she walks treads on the ground.
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare.


:)

[subterranean]

Well, since everyone else is doing it... ;)
This is my idea of poetry:

http://www.actoractressgallery.com/actress/jennifer_connelly/b09.jpg



yea..ms/mrs connelly...:D now i remember your special thread dedicated to her ;)

[Stanislaw]

Don't know why but all these "poetry" made me think of this:


My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips' red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damasked, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress when she walks treads on the ground.
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare.


:)
indeed that is my favorite sonnet.

[Jester]

yes i do love that sonnet too.... and I'm not a big shakespeere reader either

[Stanislaw]

though I have to admit the other "poetry" is pleasing to the eye.

[Scheherazade]

though I have to admit the other "poetry" is pleasing to the eye.

Oh, no doubt there! VERY pleasing to the eye :D

I think I just thought of the Sonnet because it seems like the kind of affection Shakespeare is talking about seems to be so far away from our minds when when we are enjoying the other kind of 'poetry' ;)

[crisaor]

Sub, regarding the idea of poetry, do we have to assume that Thom is yours? ;)

[subterranean]

Indeed Holden ;) ( now, why your nick name sounds bit 'funny' :D )

People, isnt this thread suppose to talk about strangers in our neighbourhood, that includes virtual neighbourhood as this forum ..

[Jester]

oooh are we trying to get back on topic....?

[papayahed]

hmmmm.... "Staying on Topic" I'd say that idea is a stranger in ours forums. :lol: :nod: :banana:

[Stanislaw]

wasn't this just one of those gag threads?

[subterranean]

hell no...
my intention was just trying to teach children here (:P) to be carefull with strangers...kids, never take any free bon bons from strangers

[Jay]

Yes, because the strangers are not really strangers giving you free bon bons, they actually are people trying to get you to vote for them, especially if an election's in the near future :p

*edit*
:eek: whooops... was NOT supposed to be politic, harmless thought :confused:

[Jester]

right now not mentioning politics is quite hard becuase we all want to so much but i can understand i dont want to get into a fight with anybody online.... seems a pain though to have defend your positition violently on both sides

[Jay]

Indeed.
But for my defence, we have senate elections today (as well as yesterday), was thinking if I wanted to vote where to go as my ... ugh, district? is about 300km from here.

[Jester]

ooh thats a pain.... i had to walk about fifty feet and not wait in any lines to cast my vote in the presidential election though it took me a while to figure out how the ballad works.... the indtructions were annoying :rolleyes:

[amuse]

hey, Jay, did you make it? and do you guys have like absentee ballots, provisional ballots...let's see what else tons of phone numbers to call and helpful info online?

[Stanislaw]

ahh it seems the back on topic scare was safely averted, my work be done here.

[Scheherazade]

There was a topic??? *blinks*

[subterranean]

do i have to explain all over again to all of you naughty kids..;)

[Jay]

... that a topic is soooooo outdated these days ;)...

[subterranean]

no, that free popsicles are dangerous..

[Jay]

Free popsicles? As in... popsicles for free? :eek: Dangerous could be the germs frozen inside those popsicles, true ;).

[papayahed]

Free popsicles? Where can I get one of those germ ridden treats?

[Stanislaw]

Get Yer Free Popsicals... Come An Get Im, They're Not Gona Get Anymore Free... :d

[papayahed]

Do you have grape? :nod:

[Jester]

how about cherry :goof:

[subterranean]

Hiks.. :bawling: :bawling: :bawling: ..


i suppose i wont make a good mom someday...and i'll have kids with scary teeth... :sick:

[Jester]

that can be avoided......... i think? depends.... hmmm okay jsut dont give them popsicles and they'll be fine :smash:

[papayahed]

I think it's a law that children have to have popsicles..... I think brushing will matters.

[Stanislaw]

Yes children need popsicles, if they don't eat popsicles they become radical terrorists and listend to led zepplin backwards... :eek2:

[Scheherazade]

I agree with you Papayahead! :) Let children enjoy themselves while they can but also make sure they stay healthy.

Stan, isn't that a little drastic??

[Jay]

Scheherezade, you mean the listening to Led Zeppelin part or the listening to Led Zeppelin backwards part drastic? ;):p

[Scheherazade]

I was more concentrating on 'being a terrorist' part but Led Zeppelin too I guess ;)

[Jay]

hehe, is that so bad? The Led Zeppelin part I mean ;) :p

[Scheherazade]

It's bad but not SO bad... ;)

[Jay]

So you'd prefer your students to be Led Zeppelin fans, not terrorists ;)

[Scheherazade]

No, I'd prefer them to be geeks and teacher's pets! :D

[Jay]

lol, how sweet! Especially the pets remark, lol. Would like to see you teach my class sometime :D, we're supposed to be geeks and I'm one big puppy ;)... can't say for the rest of the class though ;):p

[Scheherazade]

Sure, whatever you say, Jay! :p

[Jay]

Ok, could we do some poetry then? It's sooo cool having a lecture on poetry (nice understandable/discussionable ... oh wow, is that even a word? lol) not some... shallow boring stuff. If you really want ;) the uni does accept native speakers ;)
:angel:
does that mean I'd get no homeworks and answers to tests beforehand? :p

[Scheherazade]

*ain't no native*

[Stanislaw]

arrr, ye see ledzplin is described as a semi satanic band acording to real player, and listening to their songs backwards apparently contains satanic mesaages.

on a different not you guys (gals) would not believe how many people read my name as "satin is law"...

[Jester]

woah never heard about that.... i heard that marlyn manson is like that but listening to it forward

[Stanislaw]

woah never heard about that.... i heard that marlyn manson is like that but listening to it forward
Lol, this may sound pathetic, but I am still laughing at that. :thumbs up:

[subterranean]

the backward Led's indeed contain satanic verses. I once heard Stairway to Heaven played backwards..some verses said "sweet satan" stuffs..But that's the point really is..to always listen to songs in the right way and stop wondering what the songs said if you played them backward



Yes children need popsicles, if they don't eat popsicles they become radical terrorists and listend to led zepplin backwards...

now i dont know that Osama is a fan of Led...:rolleyes:

[Jester]

hmmm....... popcickles

[Stanislaw]

the backward Led's indeed contain satanic verses. I once heard Stairway to Heaven played backwards..some verses said "sweet satan" stuffs..But that's the point really is..to always listen to songs in the right way and stop wondering what the songs said if you played them backward




now i dont know that Osama is a fan of Led...:rolleyes:
He might be, a fan of led zepplin played backwards and translatred?

[Jester]

maybe, thats always possible... uh oh we should watch out then

[Stanislaw]

what would be the message if I talked backwards?, hmmmmmmmm...


sdrawkcab deklat I fi egassem STANISLAW IS THE UNHOLY MASTER PIRATE OF THE UNIVERSE< BOW DOWN AND PRAISE HIS AWESOME POWER, eht eb dluow tahw

:D

[Scheherazade]

what would be the message if I talked backwards?, hmmmmmmmm...


sdrawkcab deklat I fi egassem STANISLAW IS THE UNHOLY MASTER PIRATE OF THE UNIVERSE< BOW DOWN AND PRAISE HIS AWESOME POWER, eht eb dluow tahw

:D

These days not much pirating going on? Too much free time in your hands? :p

[Stanislaw]

arrr just enough befor me class.

[papayahed]

I'm loving the avatar stan!!


A pirate are you?

[Stanislaw]

arrr we be tryin! :thumbs_up

[Jester]

so ar eyou yoda, or yoda's twin brother the evil pirate jedi Moda?

[Stanislaw]

moda...never hoid o him... he he he :D

[Jester]

so who are you then??????

[Bongitybongbong]

no one, everyone, and all in between

[Jester]

okay ill except that, but whos the avatary, looks familiar...

[Jay]

LOL, Jes... Yoda? Star Wars little 'may the power be with you' guy? :p

[Jester]

No, bongitybongbong's avatar (still chuckle whenever i hear that name makes me feel like dancing) :banana: