On "Love"

[birgitta_nell@y]

Some of the funny things people have said about love!

“If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?” Lily Tomlin

“Love conquers all things- except poverty and toothache.” Mae West

“Love can leave your reeling faster than a one eyed cat in a fish market!” Felicia Lee

You know you’re in love when you dream about slitting his throat…” Wendy Cope

“A lot of people wonder how they can tell if they’re really in love. Just ask yourself the question: ‘Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?’” Ronnie Shakes

“ ‘Everything was going great until I said, ‘I love you.’ Then he got this look on his face like he had just taken a wrong turn in a really bad neighborhood.’” Roz Doyle

“There’s a fine line between love and a conviction for stalking.” Buzz Nutley

“I’ve learnt that you can’t make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they’ll panic and give in.” Emo Phillips.

“Love is just a chocolate substitute.” Miranda Ingram

“Only time can heal a broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs!” Miss Piggy

“The fastest way to a mans heart is through his chest.” Roseanne

I think, therefore I am single.” Liz Winston

[dramasnot6]

:lol:
I especially "love" the last one by Liz Winston! XD

This isn't "funny", but I thought it was sweet:

"Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in that recognition" Alexander Smith

[islandclimber]

no quotation section is complete without oscar wilde *smile*

1)Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.

2)How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.

4)In married life three is company and two none.

5)Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed

6)One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

7)Romance should never begin with sentiment. It should begin with science and end with a settlement.

8)The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties.

9)When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her.



and so on and so forth...

[LadyWentworth]

5)Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed

6)One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

9)When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her.

These were always 3 of my favorites! ;)