Buy/sell/trade/give away/lost/found

[Taliesin]

This is not real trade, but one of those freaking no-sense topics. (Tis forum's insane anyway, so why not?)

For example:

Selling nightmares. Really cheap!

I'll give away a dead fly. Really dead! Black!

Selling air. And land property on Sun.

:wave:

[Riddick]

Ill trade you the fly for a parrot...

Ill buy the sun plot

and I am selling bottled milky way.

[den]

ok.

(for real) :p

I mailed away a book to another continent because I couldn't stand it but thought someone else might appreciate it. ;)

I've got about 5 hours of work, chronologically collating of correspondence on the goings on of a theatre owner and actors, I'd give away reel cheep! Terms do not include mailing or travel costs, all rights reserved and I get credit for your work though. :banana:

But hey! this guy's got a great thing going ...

http://www.buydehydratedwater.com/pr.htm

[Jester]

Selling a place in english class, anyone interested??? much rather stay and read or write. ;)

[amuse]

would anyone like to buy my procrastination tendencies? you will end up with lots of spare time! :p

oh, and my third eyelash is for sale.

[mono]

I will purchase your procrastination tomorrow, amuse; if I do not have the time, then the next day, or the day after.

[imthefoolonthehill]

for sale: the clever notion that just escaped my head... never to be seen again.

[Jester]

I'll buy that clever notion with another one....

[Jay]

Will buy or trade free time, meaning I want it, lol. Az, think I got your procrastination deal going ;), lol.

[amuse]

sold! what shall we use for currency, lol.

[Jay]

*s10cr*

HUGS :D

[Shore Dude]

Have been trying to get rid of a rubber duck for over two months now. Floats well. Offers legitmate substitute for companionship.

Will let go for as low as two hugs and a grope.

[papayahed]

1 grope and 1 hug and you got a deal.

Will throw in one crappy job for free......

[Stanislaw]

Ill buy one of those nightmares, in exchange for eternal bliss

[Shore Dude]

1 grope and 1 hug and you got a deal.

Will throw in one crappy job for free......
Done and done.



Ill buy one of those nightmares, in exchange for eternal bliss
Stan, be sure to buy that extended warranty with the bliss. I've heard some people have had issues with the... 'drivetrain'.

[Stanislaw]

Not to worry, I have an excellent mechanic

[Shore Dude]

Righto Stan.