Pendragon
02-06-2008, 11:09 AM
How You Play the Game
He sits at the table and watches the dealer carefully.
He’s been suspecting that the game isn’t kosher for some time.
The bets are down and he hasn’t caught the problem yet.
His hand isn’t bad with three Kings, he’ll ask for two cards though.
He watches the dealer like a hawk watches for movement on the ground.
Ah! “Friend, that was about the best damn bottom deal I ever saw there, real smooth.”
The dealer is irate. “Did you imply that I was cheating, pal? That’s strong talk.”
“Well, now, I didn’t imply it at all. I came right out and said it. You bottom dealt.
This happens when people ignore the rules and clutch up into groups of friends,
family, or whatever during games. A Game is one on one, not I bet on who you do.
Caught you doing that several times. You gonna grasp iron or suck eggs?”
He walked away from the table slowly, smoking gun still in his hand.
“It’s always this way,” He thought. “Perhaps I should just stop playing the games…”
Pendragon
© 2/6/08
He sits at the table and watches the dealer carefully.
He’s been suspecting that the game isn’t kosher for some time.
The bets are down and he hasn’t caught the problem yet.
His hand isn’t bad with three Kings, he’ll ask for two cards though.
He watches the dealer like a hawk watches for movement on the ground.
Ah! “Friend, that was about the best damn bottom deal I ever saw there, real smooth.”
The dealer is irate. “Did you imply that I was cheating, pal? That’s strong talk.”
“Well, now, I didn’t imply it at all. I came right out and said it. You bottom dealt.
This happens when people ignore the rules and clutch up into groups of friends,
family, or whatever during games. A Game is one on one, not I bet on who you do.
Caught you doing that several times. You gonna grasp iron or suck eggs?”
He walked away from the table slowly, smoking gun still in his hand.
“It’s always this way,” He thought. “Perhaps I should just stop playing the games…”
Pendragon
© 2/6/08