Droll and utterly boring Invasion!

[AimusSage]

It's an all out, no bars held Martian invasion of the Lit-net.

Behold, they sent their most famous philosopher, Buckheart Snoreasy and he will explain the fundamentals of thread building on the premise of polls and sensible subjects.

"So you take one thread, fill it with lots of users, give a good shake and then once all the parameters are set and we take a few days to discuss the subject of eternal damnation in the eyes of cute little penguins, we can all...."

:yawnb:
*SNORE*

[Nightshade]

Penguins!!!
:eek2:
youve let the penguins in, run for cover.. or atleast invest in an ant penguin helmet! :nod:

[papayahed]

No. My tinfoil hat keeps them out.

[Niamh]

No. My tinfoil hat keeps them out.

:lol: why didnt i think of that! Like Foley in Artemis Fowl.:p (but he isnt trying to keep out penguins...)

[Nightshade]

but doesnt it give you hat hair? :goof:

[papayahed]

but doesnt it give you hat hair? :goof:

Well yes, but it's better then the alternative.

http://userimage.mp3.com/user_images/profile/4/1/21735456500624060139236449417214/mp3_profile.jpg

[Nightshade]

*faints*

[SleepyWitch]

"BONK BONK"

er? what penguin? :blush: that was just me going 'bonk'.. testing my vocal cords, you know?

[Shalot]

this should come as no surprise to anyone, but I don't have a clue as to what this thread is about but I am trying to have an even higher post count so I am going to post here just to let you know that I know that I don't know what is going on :nod:

[SleepyWitch]

i don't have the faintest idea, either, Shalot............

BONK

[Nightshade]

And yet I must join in the conversation anyway and discuss the validity of Buckheart Snoreasy claims...

:D
( mornig all :wave: )

[Sweets America]

And then people say that my Platypus thread was stupid and useless. I certainly have a lot more to learn about this human species, I am at a loss.

[B-Mental]

My penguin is named "Chilly Willy From Piccadilly" not to be confused with either "Chilly Willy From East Side Philly" nor "Chile Frilly, Penguin Hillbilly" U got that right....cowbell

[AimusSage]

It's like Buckheart Snoreasy said in his book on the dynamics of space philosophy according to brooding superheroes.

"You either occupy a spot in space-time, or the villain is going to have a field day at the office."

[SleepyWitch]

what kind of philosopher is Buckheart Snoreasy? has he ventured into philosophy of language? what would he say about a sentence such as:

The penguin was singing in the garden.

????

[Whifflingpin]

It's all explained in "The Farthest Snore" by Ursula penGuin

[SleepyWitch]

hey Aimus, I need your advice on penguins.
every morning when I wake up, I feel like I'm on the wrong planet. could this be the penguin in my head who his aching to go home to the penguin galaxy? what can i do about this?

[Lily Adams]

YES!!!

I thought I was the only one feeling those things! PENGUINS!!! And the sperm whale! Stupid penguins and sperm whales and their gelantinous oozy brain cells that want to take over my body.

And how about those potato bugs!? Don't get me started on them! They said they'd give me free coupons for a lifetime supply of sauerkraut BUT NOOOOOOO!!!! They're so wacky! Buncha scumbags!!! WHERE'S MY SAUERKRAUT?!?!?!!!!!

[crazefest456]

Oh master, Snoreasy:
What is the difference between affirmative and yes?
I hope I haven't strayed.
Your servant,
craze

[AimusSage]

hey Aimus, I need your advice on penguins.
every morning when I wake up, I feel like I'm on the wrong planet. could this be the penguin in my head who his aching to go home to the penguin galaxy? what can i do about this?
Actually, as far as I know, penguins are native to the planet earth. It is true they have spread across several galaxies, maybe your's is a travelling merchant of pinguin related brick a brack that is stranded on earth? You'll have to check with a specialist to be sure though.


Oh master, Snoreasy:
What is the difference between affirmative and yes?
I hope I haven't strayed.
Your servant,
craze
Yes is a three letter word, affirmative isn't. :p