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PrinceMyshkin
01-18-2008, 09:19 PM
“Hi, my name is Jerry,
I’m addicted to writing poetry...”

“Hi, Jerry!”
“I haven’t written any poems
for an hour now...”

“Way to go, Jerry!”
“Before that I wrote and spoke
nothing but prose for three whole days.
And I wouldn’t have given in except
there was this contest
and I just couldn’t resist...”

“Be strong, Jerry. You can do it!”

Bakiryu
01-18-2008, 09:51 PM
:lol:

Sweets America
01-19-2008, 08:33 AM
Ehehehehe!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: :D
Ah, Jerry, do not be strong, just give in, it gives us pleasure when you write.:p

PrinceMyshkin
01-19-2008, 08:46 AM
Ehehehehe!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: :D
Ah, Jerry, do not be strong, just give in, it gives us pleasure when you write.:p

Oh, you funny face! You funny, funny face!:banana: :banana: :banana:

downing
01-19-2008, 09:21 AM
funny Jerry :) :lol:

ampoule
01-19-2008, 10:13 AM
Very clever Prince.

And as some passionate woman cried out....PLEASE!....don't stop. ;)

Pendragon
01-19-2008, 04:37 PM
:blush: :blush: :blush: "Um, Hello folks, my name is Dale am I am hopelessly addicted to poetry!"

Hi, Dale!

"Take today. I've wrote at least three poems or so,
But I figure you can't take them with you when you go!"

Did you just rhyme, Dale?

:blush: Drags foot and hides it behind his leg."Well I did say "hopelessly" you recall, remember, recollect, bear in mind, evoke, summon up, 'member?"

Here, now! What's all this?

"Well a poet has to search, explore, hunt, investigate, seek, pursue, rummage around looking for just the right words!"

Get him outa here!

"Wait! Wait!
There was a young man from Bombay,
Who was making explosives one day.
Sadly, he dropped his cigar
Into the gunpowder jar--
Yeah, it's still raining pieces of him in Bombay...

There was a slick chick name of Jeanie,
Who wore this outrageous bikini--
Two small whisps, here and there
Almost lighter that air
With nothing but Jeanie Betweenie!

Boo! Hiss! Boo!


Ah for Vaudeville...

Anza
01-19-2008, 04:52 PM
Pen, you're hysterical. :lol:

barbara0207
01-19-2008, 06:26 PM
Great idea, Jerry!

Hilarious, Dale!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

dramasnot6
01-20-2008, 01:09 AM
Ahahahaha, love it!


"Hi I am Mira and I have spent a mere 5 hours brainstorming for poems today, only one of those on the LitNet picture poetry contest!"

"Yay! Go Mira!"

Pen, you are most likely a hopeless case! :lol: