Are There Any 'Normal' Women on this Forum?

[Lote-Tree]

As always it is meant to amuse :D

So many times I have noticed women on this forum say they are not normal, that they are weird, lunatic, crazy etc.

So my question are there any Normal Women on this Forum? :D

1. I am women and I ain't Normal :D
2. I am man and I ain't Normal :D (it's ok I shall tell anyone ;-))
3. I am a women and my craziness, weirdness and lunacy is just a pretense :D
4. I am a women and I am normal as normal can get :D
5. I am so weird that there is no option to describe me whether I am a man or women :D

oops I forgot to add the poll....can someone please please pretty please... :D

[Sweets America]

I think the best choice for me is the last one:

5. I am so weird that there is no option to describe me whether I am a man or women.

:D

People say I am a woman but sometimes I feel more like a dog. ;)

[motherhubbard]

I wonder what your standard of normal is. I don't know how "normal" I am. Do you think I'm normal?

[Sweets America]

I wonder what your standard of normal is. I don't know how "normal" I am. Do you think I'm normal?

It must be very difficult to define normalcy. I'm not sure anyone is normal on this planet because we all have a certain degree of weirdness I guess.

[farnoosh]

i am 5

[papayahed]

I am woman and I am normal.

[DickZ]

I am woman and I am normal.
If you're so normal, why are you called papayahed?

[LadyW]

Define normal...:)
One mans normal is another mans weird my friend.
I am not normal by society's standards, no. But I do maintain a certain degree of civility and propriety.
Life would be so dull if everyone were the same.
:D

[Scheherazade]

As always it is meant to amuse :D

So many times I have noticed women on this forum say they are not normal, that they are weird, lunatic, crazy etc.

So my question are there any Normal Women on this Forum? :D

1. I am women and I ain't Normal :D
2. I am man and I ain't Normal :D (it's ok I shall tell anyone ;-))
3. I am a women and my craziness, weirdness and lunacy is just a pretense :D
4. I am a women and I am normal as normal can get :D
5. I am so weird that there is no option to describe me whether I am a man or women :D

oops I forgot to add the poll....can someone please please pretty please... :DRefusing to answer the question until the OP learns to spell "woman" normally!

[LadyW]

Refusing to answer the question until the OP learns to spell "woman" normally!

Ha ha ha, tut tut Lote, your fans are not impressed with this incompetance :p

[Scheherazade]

Ha ha ha, tut tut Lote, your fans are not impressed with this incompetance :pWell, I cannot speak on behalf of his fans as I am not one of them.

[LadyW]

Well, I cannot speak on behalf of his fans as I am not one of them.
Something you have in common with many people ;)
Sorry Lote, you know it is all mirth and no matter.

[papayahed]

If you're so normal, why are you called papayahed?


Because bushelhead was taken.

[manolia]

Refusing to answer the question until the OP learns to spell "woman" normally!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I am a woman and i am normal, lote ;)

[pussnboots]

I am woman and I'm not normal

[vheissu]

I am a woman but cannot state anymore information on being normal or not, until dear Lote decides to define what is normal. With good spelling :p
But I'm pretty sure I'm not too weird...most of the times at least

[SleepyWitch]

3. I am a women and my craziness, weirdness and lunacy is just a pretense
yep, that's me

[Jane Jane]

What is normal really? If you live in a community where everyone wears purple and loves cows and you like white and love cats, then to that community you might be considered down right crazy.
And I am not talking about deviant behaviour that is against the law. Just day to day life.
If you are elderly and have always wanted to go parachuting and then do, all the other ladies that are working on felt crafts at the home might surely think you are nuttier than a squirrel's breakfast.
Didn't people think Mother Teresa of Calcutta or the first woman to become a doctor were one sandwhich short of a picnic?
So are we talking normal for this forum, in which case we are all wonderfully normal, or in our little circles or in the world at large?

[LadyW]

Here here! Well said :D

[Lote-Tree]

Refusing to answer the question until the OP learns to spell "woman" normally!


Here "WOMAN"


Ha ha ha, tut tut Lote, your fans are not impressed with this incompetance :p

Don't worry women love incompetence like flies loves...erm honey :D


Well, I cannot speak on behalf of his fans as I am not one of them.

And I will never hold that against you :D

[kilted exile]

Taking "normal" to mean like the majority of women Lote deals with in real life, there is an easy way to tell:

1) Do women in real life criticise Lote's grammar & spelling?

2) Do women in real life threaten to whack him with heavy objects?

3) Do women in real life form Lote-Tree fan clubs?

I am guessing the answer scheme is Yes;Yes; No - therefore anyone displaying those characterisics would be for the sake of this "normal" (from a scientific standpoint at least:p )

[mmanuelap]

Define normal...:)
But I do maintain a certain degree of civility and propriety.


I agree. It is very difficult to define "normal" to everyone in general. And like LadyW, as much "weird" as I can be, I maintain a certain degree of civility and propriety. ;)

[Niamh]

There is no such thing as normal.

[Lote-Tree]

Taking "normal" to mean like the majority of women Lote deals with in real life, there is an easy way to tell:

1) Do women in real life criticise Lote's grammar & spelling?

2) Do women in real life threaten to whack him with heavy objects?

3) Do women in real life form Lote-Tree fan clubs?

I am guessing the answer scheme is Yes;Yes; No - therefore anyone displaying those characterisics would be for the sake of this "normal" (from a scientific standpoint at least:p )

Ha ha :D Kilty that was amusing;-)

But Answer is YES, NO, perhaps ;-)

Definately never got hit with anything heavy. They were laughing too hard to pick up anything heavy :D

Edit: Normal is what everyone else is and you are not ;-)

[crazefest456]

there are too many un-normal women in this forum...So, by this definition:

Normal is what everyone else is and you are not
un-normal in Lit-Net is normal....
So I'm neither normal nor un-normal...I AM a woman, and something else...

[B-Mental]

I am a man, and I am normal in so far as I can't believe that Lote continues to ask such sophmoric questions. Were I sitting in a bar and Lote began espousing such opinionated and ridiculous questions, it would merely take the first insulting comment which offended a lady friend of mine to force me to pour beer over the top of his head, and then toss him out on his fanny and tell him "This bar don't serve minors, now run along the truant officer is coming!"

PS-I am not a fan of Lote-shrub.

[Lily Adams]

*contracts pupils and hyperventilates*


Does that answer your question?

I really do think I have some kind of mental disease. I can't explain it. But so far it doesn't seem too harmful...or maybe it's just that I think I'm an extremely defined square peg in a round hole world.

[B-Mental]

Lily, its called being way too cool. LOL...and you are. Cheers, B

[Lily Adams]

Lily, its called being way too cool. LOL...and you are. Cheers, B

Ha ha, aw, thanks. :blush:

[applepie]

Can I just opt for being normal with a little abnormality thrown in????:) I'm mostly normal, I guess at least by my standards. I'm odd by everyone elses *shrugs* I guess I've not thought about it too much since I left high school. It just didn't matter anymore. I'm me, and that is all I claim:p

[cactus]

I am a woman and I am normally....

-short however on odd occasions I can be tall depending on how high my shoes are,
-ugly but can be pretty at times if I covered my face with paint....

[Lote-Tree]

I am woman and I am normal.

Thats ONE!



:lol: :lol: :lol:
I am a woman and i am normal, lote ;)

That makes TWO


I am a woman but cannot state anymore information on being normal or not, until dear Lote decides to define what is normal. With good spelling :p

It would in this context -when you don't describe yourself as Crazy, Lunatic, Weird etc on a forum :D



But I'm pretty sure I'm not too weird...most of the times at least

Well, I will say that makes THREE :D


yep, that's me

Ha ha I don't know about you - I find it hard to believe but I shall accept it just to make the figures

so that makes FOUR



So are we talking normal for this forum, in which case we are all wonderfully normal, or in our little circles or in the world at large?

But you don't describe yourself as Crazy, Mad, Lunatic, Weird etc? If so that would not NORMAL.


there are too many un-normal women in this forum..


Sadly it seems :-(... but hey the count has reached FOUR :D



I AM a woman, and something else...

Something else? YOU ARE NOT ALSO QUARTER REPTILIAN ARE YOU? :D


I am a man, and I am normal in so far as I can't believe that Lote continues to ask such sophmoric questions. Were I sitting in a bar and Lote began espousing such opinionated and ridiculous questions, it would merely take the first insulting comment which offended a lady friend of mine to force me to pour beer over the top of his head, and then toss him out on his fanny and tell him "This bar don't serve minors, now run along the truant officer is coming!"


You take me Faaar tooo seriously B-Mental ;-) :D

Life is serious enough! Don't take anything else seriously ;-)



PS-I am not a fan of Lote-shrub.

I hope not because you seem to lack a sense of humour :D and it would be very unlikely that I would be in a bar drinking beer with you. I would rather enjoy being whacked by LadyW repeatedly and still enjoy her turn of phrasing :D


*contracts pupils and hyperventilates*


He he :D



or maybe it's just that I think I'm an extremely defined square peg in a round hole world.

That is just terrible ;-(


Can I just opt for being normal with a little abnormality thrown in????:)


Alright! You have twisted my arm :D


I am a woman and I am normally....

Does the count goes to FIVE? :D

[B-Mental]

You take me Faaar tooo seriously B-Mental ;-)

Dude, you spelled far wrong....:p

[muhsin]

Am afraid if a man like me could say hiw words here. Any way here they go...
I'm man and am normal.

Lote is doing great here! Lol

[LadyW]

I hope not because you seem to lack a sense of humour :D and it would be very unlikely that I would be in a bar drinking beer with you. I would rather enjoy being whacked by LadyW repeatedly and still enjoy her turn of phrasing :D

Oh Lote, I am touched, truely :D
And I would whack you...oh-so-hard ;)

[Lote-Tree]

Oh Lote, I am touched, truely :D
And I would whack you...oh-so-hard ;)

Ha ha ha :D That I am sure of :D

[mercy_mankind]

So my question are there any Normal Women on this Forum? :D



Is it important?

[Bakiryu]

5.

I'm a woman (sometimes!) and I will never, ever, be normal.
:p

[Niamh]

Is it important?

No its not important. Just Lote starting up another thread to do with women.

[Lote-Tree]

Is it important?

Absolutely ;-)

[LadyW]

Defining the word "normal" is hard; but pray tell, what qualities does one have to embody in order to be classed as "weird"? :D

[Lote-Tree]

Defining the word "normal" is hard; but pray tell, what qualities does one have to embody in order to be classed as "weird"? :D

I don't know LadyW...it is you who uses those words.crazy..lunatic..weird..so may be you could explain :D

[LadyW]

I don't know LadyW...it is you who uses those
words.crazy..lunatic..weird..so may be you could explain :D

Indeed I do, when refering to myself... I suppose to be weird, you would have to be "not-normal" and if everyone was "not-normal" then it would no longer be weird... so I suppose "weird" is different for everyone :D

[Adventure Man]

I am man and i am normal

that would be the invisible number 6 option.

[Lote-Tree]

Indeed I do, when refering to myself... I suppose to be weird, you would have to be "not-normal" and if everyone was "not-normal" then it would no longer be weird... so I suppose "weird" is different for everyone :D

LadyW...what did you say you study as a student?

Do you think we should round up all the weird people and send them to Planet Weird? ;D

[LadyW]

LadyW...what did you say you study as a student?

Do you think we should round up all the weird people and send them to Planet Weird? ;D

Oh definitely not! They should be ruling Britain ;)

[dramasnot6]

I gotta agree with Niamh, there is no universal standard of "normal", it is all in the eye(or head) of the beholder.

However, I do pride myself in being completely warped :p

[LadyW]

However, I do pride myself in being completely warped :p

Hahaha! Warped... what a way to phrase it, classic :thumbs_up

[Lote-Tree]

Oh definitely not! They should be ruling Britain ;)

You can't do politics here LadyW ;-)

[Niamh]

I gotta agree with Niamh, there is no universal standard of "normal", it is all in the eye(or head) of the beholder.

However, I do pride myself in being completely warped :p

Thank you Drama! You are so far the only person who agrees with me. But i'm not posting here again.

[Lote-Tree]

Thank you Drama! You are so far the only person who agrees with me. But i'm not posting here again.

That makes two of you :D

[LadyW]

You can't do politics here LadyW ;-)
Ah yes I forgot...
Handcuff me now and send me down!
:p
A breach of the forum rules was it Lote? I am forever ashamed.

[Lote-Tree]

Ah yes I forgot...
Handcuff me now and send me down!
:p

A breach of the forum rules was it Lote? I am forever ashamed.

It's not my rules lassie. I could have replied with something amusing but politics here is defo no no!

They don't like to have much fun here ;-)

[LadyW]

Is there any particular reason for this rule?
We are all mature here (except you Lote ;)), I am sure we can handle a healthy political discussion?
I am suprised the word hasn't been censored actually...
I jest :D forgive me dear Litnetters.

[sixwingmortal]

There is no "normal" human on this planet, because everyone is different. To be "normal" would mean you are unoriginal, unpopular; the same as everyone else.

I am not normal, but I am not weird. I guess you could say I'm just your average human being...

[AuntShecky]

My gender is female, but even if I were fortunate enough to have been born a male (with the advantages which most of society have heavily weighted toward that sex)
I still wouldn't be "normal," and that's not necessarily by
choice. In fact, yours truly is so freakin' abnormal that the Menninger Clinic could devote a whole wing to my neuroses
and NEVER find a cure!

[andave_ya]

Because bushelhead was taken.


Don't you mean bushelhed?:D

I am an ancient Mind locked in a girl's body.

[Shurtugal]

i am a girl locked in a teenagers body.... not a women but still crazy.

[Lote-Tree]

In fact, yours truly is so freakin' abnormal that the Menninger Clinic could devote a whole wing to my neuroses
and NEVER find a cure!

LOL :D I am sure you are not that bad ;-)

[Lost Arts]

My daughter says I am not normal. I say it is normal for her to say I am not normal. That makes two women in this house who are normal (that is, one small step from being institutionalized).:argue:

[Lote-Tree]

My daughter says I am not normal. I say it is normal for her to say I am not normal. That makes two women in this house who are normal (that is, one small step from being institutionalized).:argue:

Ha ha :D Perhaps kid make all parent go a little abnormal? ;-)

[stephofthenight]

im normal in an abnormal world...

just as im sane...in an insane world

[Jane Jane]

*contracts pupils and hyperventilates*


Does that answer your question?

I really do think I have some kind of mental disease. I can't explain it. But so far it doesn't seem too harmful...or maybe it's just that I think I'm an extremely defined square peg in a round hole world.


so then, what you are .................is SPECIAL. yes?

[Annamariah]

After living with me for one week my flatmate told me:

"You're not scary, you're just weird."

For some reason I hear that quite a lot (though not everyone agrees with the "not scary" part...:lol:)

I guess that pretty much rules out the option of me being "normal".

[Anza]

Define normal...

[B-Mental]

After living with me for one week my flatmate told me:

"You're not scary, you're just weird."

For some reason I hear that quite a lot (though not everyone agrees with the "not scary" part...:lol:)

I guess that pretty much rules out the option of me being "normal".

Annamariah, its called COOL...some people can't handle it because they aren't and you are...B

ps~that is a compliment...

[Annamariah]

Annamariah, its called COOL...some people can't handle it because they aren't and you are...B

ps~that is a compliment...

Thanks :) Though I don't really think they think I'm cool, they just think I'm strange in a very uncool way :lol:

[B-Mental]

AM, thats because they aren't cool, now do you get it? In general, I don't hang out with people that aren't cool....its there loss, not mine. B


PS~I'm waaaay cool....or so I'm told. Too bad you live so far away, or maybe thats a good thing. hugs, B

[Annamariah]

AM, thats because they aren't cool, now do you get it? In general, I don't hang out with people that aren't cool....its there loss, not mine. B


PS~I'm waaaay cool....or so I'm told. Too bad you live so far away, or maybe thats a good thing. hugs, B

Oh, you're sweet :blush:

I just wish I had more friends who were as cool as I am :lol:

[B-Mental]

Don't we all...so it goes...B

[*Classic*Charm*]

Definitely a woman- definitely not normal. But where's the fun in being normal? Normal is so overrated. ;)

[Lote-Tree]

Definitely a woman- definitely not normal. But where's the fun in being normal?;)

You can go to the ball and enjoy yourself :D