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Sweets America

12-09-2007, 10:34 AM

Be assured Sweetie, my research will not be biased with the Freudian Nonsense :D

Thanks, I am reassured. :D When I think that I had to do a Master's in clinical psychology before realizing that I just couldn't believe in those theories! :lol: :sick: I'm so happy I have quit! Better late than never, eh? :D Needless to say I'm much happier in my English studies!

I will check this thread and wait for the results of your scientific experiment. :)
By the way, I like snakes. I find them cute. Their little tongue in particular. :p

Lote-Tree

12-09-2007, 11:00 AM

Thanks, I am reassured. :D When I think that I had to do a Master's in clinical psychology before realizing that I just couldn't believe in those theories! :lol: :sick: I'm so happy I have quit! Better late than never, eh? :D Needless to say I'm much happier in my English studies!

You opted for the best. We English are very interesting people :D ;-)

I will check this thread and wait for the results of your scientific experiment. :)

Don't worry. It will win me the Noble Prize for Science for sure :D

By the way, I like snakes. I find them cute. Their little tongue in particular. :p

Yikes Yikes. How could you!!! - beautiful lassie like you be liking snakes :D yikes yikes...I feel nauseus...

Sweets America

12-09-2007, 11:27 AM

You opted for the best. We English are very interesting people :D ;-)

Yes, I have surely opted for the best. However, I have a bigger interest for the USA. :p

Don't worry. It will win me the Noble Prize for Science for sure :D

Wow, then I can say I have participated in that wonderful experiment! :D May I write that on my resume?

Yikes Yikes. How could you!!! - beautiful lassie like you be liking snakes :D yikes yikes...I feel nauseus...

Well yes, I like snakes, they are cute. Is that a problem? I hope that does not destroy the results of your experiment. In case it does, we can make a deal: I can change my vote if you promise that my name appears somewhere on the Nobel Prize. :D

Lote-Tree

12-09-2007, 12:37 PM

Yes, I have surely opted for the best. However, I have a bigger interest for the USA. :p

You are missing out lassie :D

Wow, then I can say I have participated in that wonderful experiment! :D May I write that on my resume?

Yep. It's a Serendipitous Moment and off course you can write in your resume :D

Well yes, I like snakes, they are cute. Is that a problem?

Yes. I hate snakes. They are evil. When I see them on TV I want to just vomit. Yikes...Snakes my room 101 fear :D

I hope that does not destroy the results of your experiment.

No. I am very unbiased :D

In case it does, we can make a deal: I can change my vote if you promise that my name appears somewhere on the Nobel Prize. :D

He he sure! :D

Not only it will appear on the nobel prize - you can accompany me in collecting it. :D

So you chaps and chapesses get voting :D

manolia

12-09-2007, 12:51 PM

We should not prejuidice the scientific research by mere speculations until the Data is collected :D

Trust me Manolia ;-)

:lol: :lol: Sorry Dr Caligari i didn't want to meddle with your experimental data :lol:
I believe the public is prejudiced enough with your polls as it is :p

NikolaiI

12-09-2007, 12:53 PM

snakes are evil....snakes are evil...
*mutters and grinds teeth*

i love snakes so much

Lote-Tree

12-09-2007, 01:07 PM

:lol: :lol: Sorry Dr Caligari i didn't want to meddle with your experimental data :lol:
I believe the public is prejudiced enough with your polls as it is :p

He he :D People have no respect for a man of Science these days. It is hard to conduct proper scientific research!!! :-(

I blame this INSTANT GRATIFICATION culture :D

Sweets America

12-09-2007, 01:28 PM

You are missing out lassie :D

First, I am a little worried about the muscles of your face because they must hurt: you smile a LOT! :D :D :D
Now, about the English people: one thing I can now recognize is that there are great scientists there. :D :p
Ok, they also have great accents, I must say.

Yep. It's a Serendipitous Moment and off course you can write in your resume :D

I will then add a special line in my resume. I'm sure this will help me to get great jobs!! :) If you agree, I will specify your name on it because it is important that my future employers know that I have worked with the great scientist Lote-Tree. I assume your name is going to be well known around the world in a near future. :D

Yes. I hate snakes. They are evil. When I see them on TV I want to just vomit. Yikes...Snakes my room 101 fear :D

Well, I think I feel the same way about spiders. I don't like feeling this way because that's not nice for the spiders though. Now, thinking of it, I remember having seen somewhere that there was an hypothesis in psychology stating that big black hairy spiders represented something about the female genitalia. I wonder what conclusions could be drawn from this special fear of mine. :confused: Please, do not propose any answer to this question.:D

He he sure! :D

Not only it will appear on the nobel prize - you can accompany me in collecting it. :D

So you chaps and chapesses get voting :D

If I accompany you to get the prize on stage, I will have to hide behind you though because I will be too shy to stand in front of the very large audience which will be there to greet us. :blush:

AuntShecky

12-09-2007, 02:47 PM

I have an aversion to snakes, but mainly the two-legged
variety.

There's something about this in Genesis, right, in which the
Big Guy tells the serpent: "I shall put enmity between thee and Woman"

Lote-Tree

12-09-2007, 02:55 PM

First, I am a little worried about the muscles of your face because they must hurt: you smile a LOT! :D :D :D

That is because I am very happy chappy :D

Now, about the English people: one thing I can now recognize is that there are great scientists there. :D :p

Yep! Scientists, Writers, Philosphers and list goes on... :D

Ok, they also have great accents, I must say.

I speak Queen's English.

I will then add a special line in my resume. I'm sure this will help me to get great jobs!! :)

No doubt. Only Lote will do :D

If you agree, I will specify your name on it because it is important that my future employers know that I have worked with the great scientist Lote-Tree. I assume your name is going to be well known around the world in a near future. :D

Aye Lassie Lote's going to be Huge :D

Well, I think I feel the same way about spiders.

Spider are harmless :D

Now, thinking of it, I remember having seen somewhere that there was an hypothesis in psychology stating that big black hairy spiders represented something about the female genitalia.

Ha ha ha ha :D How on Earth spiders do that?!!!

Please, do not propose any answer to this question.:D

He he I am baffled as to why spiders do that :D

If I accompany you to get the prize on stage, I will have to hide behind you though because I will be too shy to stand in front of the very large audience which will be there to greet us. :blush:

Shy? But you publish your stuff here? You can't be shy :D

Sweets America

12-09-2007, 03:11 PM

That is because I am very happy chappy :D

Yep! Scientists, Writers, Philosphers and list goes on... :D

Now how does that make you feel to have your name added to that big list? :p

I speak Queen's English.

Yes, because you are very refined, distinguished and delicate. :D

Aye Lassie Lote's going to be Huge :D

I guess it's time for us to think of starting your Official Fan Club. :D As a welcome gift, new members would have the right to participate in one of your wonderful experiments, and, of course, they would have an autograph from you.

Spider are harmless :D

Well, yes, but when I am scared of a spider, I am not scared of what the spider could do to me, I am scared of the spider itself!

Ha ha ha ha :D How on Earth spiders do that?!!!

Well, you know, it's their shape, I guess, and the black hairy thing which reminds people of the female genitalia. Now this is NOT my theory, this is the very-serious-theory-from-eminent-psychologists and this might give you another idea of why I quit. :lol: :D

Shy? But you publish your stuff here? You can't be shy :D

Yes, I swear I am shy. Well, I mean, I am shy even though I am currently talking about female genitalia with a total stranger on a public forum, that is. :D :lol:

NikolaiI

12-10-2007, 02:06 AM

snakes like to sit on my arm, and crawl on my neck
they are very relaxing
i like to let them roam outside when i can

i don't have any now, but you know i used to live with big ones
red tail and rainbow boas, ball pythons, king snakes, garter snakes and others.
mostly redtails and two beautiful, beautiful, rainbow boas.
here's a rainbow boa:
http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb154/andrewbowles/rainbowboa1.jpg

this is the exact kind we had when i was a kid
any sane person would love that animal
it is peace to humans
the sunlight makes a rainbow pattern on its back
so i love snakes

this is what a redtail looks like
as a baby
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f115/cruisermaiden/Squeaky%20Pirate%20Pudge%20and%20Diamond/Diamond/diamond.jpg

or an adult
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a28/brainofc/Favorite%20Reptile%20Photos/IMG_1150.jpg

Lote-Tree

12-10-2007, 06:29 AM

Now how does that make you feel to have your name added to that big list? :p

My head is already expanding with pride :D

Yes, because you are very refined, distinguished and delicate. :D

:D I will have put your name on the Queen's honours list for possible Baronette!

I guess it's time for us to think of starting your Official Fan Club. :D As a welcome gift, new members would have the right to participate in one of your wonderful experiments, and, of course, they would have an autograph from you.

Don't worry I have already got one setup. I will will dig up that thread for you :D

Well, you know, it's their shape, I guess, and the black hairy thing which reminds people of the female genitalia.

I am trying to figure out how a Spider looks like female genitalia. Spiders come in two sections bulbous bit and the head bit. Neither looks like female genitalia.

Now this is NOT my theory, this is the very-serious-theory-from-eminent-psychologists and this might give you another idea of why I quit. :lol: :D

He he - that emininent psychologist perhaps never been with a women :D

Yes, I swear I am shy. Well, I mean, I am shy even though I am currently talking about female genitalia with a total stranger on a public forum, that is. :D :lol:

:D To be honest I am very shy. It is only the internet that allowed me to set free my Alter-Ego :D

snakes like to sit on my arm, and crawl on my neck
they are very relaxing i like to let them roam outside when i can
i don't have any now, but you know i used to live with big ones
red tail and rainbow boas, ball pythons, king snakes, garter snakes and others.
mostly redtails and two beautiful, beautiful, rainbow boas.
here's a rainbow boa:

Nikolai those pics made me nauseuas and made my skin crawl. Seriously. Snakes are my room 101 phobia. It is irrational. It is very scary. I guess phobia started when as a kid I stepped on a snake. It was a very black snake and very long. It was at night. It stood up like a stick and hissed at me and I fainted. I felt it's scale skin yuk yuk touch mine...

Chava

12-10-2007, 06:42 AM

Snakes are so soft! And they are not slimy, but silky smooth. when the smaller ones grasp your fingers, the amount of muscle in that tiny body feels such a comfort... I love snakes, but i could never take care of one. I just have a knack for letting things die.. :)

Sweets America

12-10-2007, 07:01 AM

My head is already expanding with pride :D
Now I am starting to really worry. I mean, I was already worried about the muscles of your face, and now you are saying that your head is expanding? :cold: Be careful, I would not like it to explode. In the meantime if it exploded I could see this wonderful brain of yours, which would be very interesting to study. :D

:D I will have put your name on the Queen's honours list for possible Baronette!
Oh I am SO honored!!! :blush: :D Well in the meantime, that was the least you could do. I definitely deserve to be on that list. :D

Don't worry I have already got one setup. I will will dig up that thread for you :D
Wow, you already have a fan club?? :p Do you also have women screaming your name and men turning gay as soon as they see you?? :D

I am trying to figure out how a Spider looks like female genitalia. Spiders come in two sections bulbous bit and the head bit. Neither looks like female genitalia.

Well, you must keep in mind that psychologists see beyond things. (insert the X-Files music theme here). They see what you do not see, they see what is hidden behind the barriers of the conscious. They know the truth. They want to believe. :D They form a secret society and they have the keys as to how spiders might unconsciously remind us of female genitalia.

He he - that emininent psychologist perhaps never been with a women :D
Now that I think about it, that is an accurate hypothesis. Ah, Doctor Lote, your hypotheses are always accurate! :p
These eminents scientists have no time for women. They work. They search. They find. That is how their life is. Since you are a scientist who has time for women, perhaps you could help these poor psychologists to improve their schedule?

:D To be honest I am very shy. It is only the internet that allowed me to set free my Alter-Ego :D

Me too! :D

SleepyWitch

12-10-2007, 07:06 AM

Well, you must keep in mind that psychologists see beyond things. (insert the X-Files music theme here). They see what you do not see, they see what is hidden behind the barriers of the conscious. They know the truth. They want to believe. :D They form a secret society and they have the keys as to how spiders might unconsciously remind us of female genitalia.

sorry to butt in on your hilarious exchange but I just couldn't resist those spiders :D ......er..whatever
was it men who came up with this theory? if it was then that explains it, doesn't it?

Sweets America

12-10-2007, 07:18 AM

Eheheheeh Sleepy, yes! :lol: :D
I love it how psychology theories sometimes come from nowhere! That reminds me of what one of my American teachers told us once. She had gone to a seminar about psychology, and you know how psychologists LOVE finding the hidden meanings of words.
Well, one of the French psychologists had made an entire demonstration about how the title of a book of clinical psychology had a pun hidden in it and how it revealed things about its author. Well well, that was nice except from the fact that the book title was ONLY the French translation of the real title, and thus the author had absolutely no intention to make any pun since he had not written the French words! :lol: :lol:
Ah, psychologists are geniuses, aren't they?:D

Lote-Tree

12-10-2007, 07:49 AM

Now I am starting to really worry. I mean, I was already worried about the muscles of your face, and now you are saying that your head is expanding?

Oh sorry about that. I just lost my usual English Composure and have given into my vanity. Very Un-English of me :-(

In the meantime if it exploded I could see this wonderful brain of yours, which would be very interesting to study.

He he I will keep it intact then for you to study. You will be amused I am sure :D

Oh I am SO honored!!! Well in the meantime, that was the least you could do. I definitely deserve to be on that list.

You will be called Baronness of Sidmouth :D

Wow, you already have a fan club?? Do you also have women screaming your name and men turning gay as soon as they see you??

He he :D

I am not sure about men turning Gay but Lesbian women turning straight for sure :D

Here it is:

http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showthread.php?t=28653&highlight=Fanclub

Well, you must keep in mind that psychologists see beyond things. (insert the X-Files music theme here). They see what you do not see, they see what is hidden behind the barriers of the conscious. They know the truth. They want to believe. They form a secret society and they have the keys as to how spiders might unconsciously remind us of female genitalia.

If spiders represents female Genitalia - what does a hippo represents :D

Since you are a scientist who has time for women, perhaps you could help these poor psychologists to improve their schedule?

Sure because I am very "hand's on" Scientist. I enjoy the practicallity of it all :D

Me too!

My gosh too shy person chatting about Genitalia. We can't be that shy then :D

Sweets America

12-10-2007, 10:12 AM

Oh sorry about that. I just lost my usual English Composure and have given into my vanity. Very Un-English of me :-(

Yes Mister Tree, you will have to be careful if you wish people to keep seeing you as the delicate British gentleman. :p

He he I will keep it intact then for you to study. You will be amused I am sure :D

Ah, I have never studied a human brain! Thank you, Mister Tree, for enabling our generation to get interested in science. :D Our society needs more people like you. :D
Moreover, the nice thing with studying your brains is that it will entertain me since I am a fan of horror movies.

You will be called Baronness of Sidmouth :D

Great. That is good news. I just googled the place and it looks nice.:D Well, the only thing that does not appeal to me that much is that the place is next to the sea, and I DO NOT LIKE the sea. :( I prefer mountains. As the official Baronness of Sidmouth, may I DEMAND that mountains are brought to this place? Just for my own pleasure? :)

I am not sure about men turning Gay but Lesbian women turning straight for sure :D

Here it is:

http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showthread.php?t=28653&highlight=Fanclub

WOW, seriously, when I talked about this fan-club thing, I had no idea that there was already a thread. :lol: Ah, you are so humble :D so British!:D
I was wondering, too, what Lote-Tree meant, and I saw in that thread that you said it had something to do with human knowledge. Ah, that certainly suits the great scientist that you are! :D

If spiders represents female Genitalia - what does a hippo represents :D

I won't answer that question. :D Maybe some new experiments would be useful to find an answer.
All I can say is that hippos are cute - just like snakes. :D

Sure because I am very "hand's on" Scientist. I enjoy the practicallity of it all :D

Yes, that was what I though. :p

My gosh too shy person chatting about Genitalia. We can't be that shy then :D

That is a very logical conclusion. I see the scientist in you, here. :D

Lote-Tree

12-10-2007, 10:56 AM

Moreover, the nice thing with studying your brains is that it will entertain me since I am a fan of horror movies.

In my mind there are only Love and Beautiful Things In It. Love that says "When love beckons follow....though love's words will shatter your dreams..." And Beauty that says "I am Truth and Truth is me..."...:D

Great. That is good news. I just googled the place and it looks nice.:D Well, the only thing that does not appeal to me that much is that the place is next to the sea, and I DO NOT LIKE the sea.

oh thats too bad :-( For an Englishman Sea Water Runs Through his veins.

:( I prefer mountains. As the official Baronness of Sidmouth, may I DEMAND that mountains are brought to this place? Just for my own pleasure? :)

In that case Baroness of Lakedistrict then...there is lots of mountains there and lakes...I hope you don't hate lakes!!!

WOW, seriously, when I talked about this fan-club thing, I had no idea that there was already a thread. :lol: Ah, you are so humble :D so British!:D
I was wondering, too, what Lote-Tree meant, and I saw in that thread that you said it had something to do with human knowledge. Ah, that certainly suits the great scientist that you are! :D

I let my vanity run riot Baroness :-(

What I can I say? I have fallen into temptation :-( May God have mercy on my soul!!!

That is a very logical conclusion. I see the scientist in you, here. :D

I hope so or else my professors would be terribly disspointed with me :D

Sweets America

12-10-2007, 11:05 AM

In my mind there are only Love and Beautiful Things In It. Love that says "When love beckons follow....though love's words will shatter your dreams..." And Beauty that says "I am Truth and Truth is me..."...:D

I am Truth and Truth is me. :D :D
I only half-like this quote about love.
But anyway, your brains seem to be nice! I am sure they are not made of grey matter...rather of a joyful pink shade. :)

oh thats too bad :-( For an Englishman Sea Water Runs Through his veins.

If I follow your scientific method, may I conclude that I am not an Englishman then?

In that case Baroness of Lakedistrict then...there is lots of mountains there and lakes...I hope you don't hate lakes!!!

That sounds perfect, thank you! :D

I let my vanity run riot Baroness :-(

What I can I say? I have fallen into temptation :-( May God have mercy on my soul!!!

Ah, at least you admit it, that is already a first step towards to right direction. I'm sure God will take that into account. ;)

I hope so or else my professors would be terribly disspointed with me :D
How could anyone be disappointed in The Great Lote-Tree?? That is just impossible. You must be talking about someone else, another Lote-Tree maybe. :D

Lote-Tree

12-10-2007, 11:25 AM

But anyway, your brains seem to be nice! I am sure they are not made of grey matter...rather of a joyful pink shade. :)

Oh thats such a nice thing to say :blush:
I am going to cry :bawling: even though blue and white is my favourite colours :D

If I follow your scientific method, may I conclude that I am not an Englishman then?

Yes. But I was going make into an honory Englishwomen but you hate the sea...so it's going to be real hard...:-(

Ah, at least you admit it, that is already a first step towards to right direction. I'm sure God will take that into account. ;)

Oh yes I am ready for redemption as long as there are lots of women to redeem me :D

How could anyone be disappointed in The Great Lote-Tree??

In life there is always dissppointment to be had :-(

Sweets America

12-10-2007, 11:33 AM

Oh thats such a nice thing to say :blush:
I am going to cry :bawling: even though blue and white is my favourite colours :D

Well, at first I thought of saying your brains was made of a blue shade, because I somehow knew you liked blue, but then I decided to choose pink. Pink is nice, too.

Yes. But I was going make into an honory Englishwomen but you hate the sea...so it's going to be real hard...:-(
Ah, sorry. Anyway I think I am more American than English. :D But I am still very honored that you wanted me to become a real Englishwoman. :D

Oh yes I am ready for redemption as long as there are lots of women to redeem me :D

Eheheheh. :D :p Why would you want to have LOTS of women? I am happy with just one man, personally. :D

In life there is always dissppointment to be had :-(
Sure, but you can try to have the best life that you can have. I have had disappointments but also beautiful things.
Oh, I really need to go now or I will miss my train. I know talking to the GREAT LOTE TREE would be a sufficient reason to miss a train, but....no. :D
I'm gone for 2 days. I am sure I will be missed a lot since I am really loved around here. Oh God, I am staring to speak like you!!:D

Lote-Tree

12-10-2007, 11:39 AM

Eheheheh. :D :p Why would you want to have LOTS of women? I am happy with just one man, personally. :D

Women can redeem a man. Many means a better chance of redemption :D

Sure, but you can try to have the best life that you can have. I have had disappointments but also beautiful things.
Oh, I really need to go now or I will miss my train. I know talking to the GREAT LOTE TREE would be a sufficient reason to miss a train, but....no. :D
I'm gone for 2 days. I am sure I will be missed a lot since I am really loved around here. Oh God, I am staring to speak like you!!:D

I enjoyed our Banter although I think I was more amusing in the conversations :D

Just kiddin :D

Anyway take care.

Until next time...

Have a safe train journey.

P.S don't talk to strange men about spiders and female Genitalia on the train... :D

Regards,
Lote.

TheFifthElement

12-10-2007, 12:34 PM

he he he - very interesting exchange, but I must object to one point:

In that case Baroness of Lakedistrict then...there is lots of mountains there and lakes...I hope you don't hate lakes!!!

Lote, Lote, Lote. Are you an Englishman, or are you not? No true Englishman would give away our greatest treasure to the French (no offence Sweets America!). Sidmouth, perhaps but THE LAKES!!! ARE YOU CRAZY?!! Off to the Tower with you m'lad.

Lote-Tree

12-10-2007, 12:43 PM

he he he - very interesting exchange, but I must object to one point:
Lote, Lote, Lote. Are you an Englishman, or are you not? No true Englishman would give away our greatest treasure to the French (no offence Sweets America!). Sidmouth, perhaps but THE LAKES!!! ARE YOU CRAZY?!! Off to the Tower with you m'lad.

What she's French?!!!

I thought she was American. I was "building" that "Special" relationship that we English supposed to have with the States!!! :D

If she is French - then she's very cunning indeed!!!

But I have even "cunniger" plan.... ;-)

TheFifthElement

12-10-2007, 12:52 PM

What she's French?!!!

I thought she was American. I was "building" that "Special" relationship that we English supposed to have with the States!!! :D

If she is French - then she's very cunning indeed!!!

But I have even "cunniger" plan.... ;-)

he he he, I now have visions of Baldrick 'I have a cunning plan' - does it involve turnips?

Lote-Tree

12-10-2007, 01:04 PM

he he he, I now have visions of Baldrick 'I have a cunning plan' - does it involve turnips?

Every Cunning Plan requires a Turnip :D

Sweets America

12-12-2007, 05:38 PM

I enjoyed our Banter although I think I was more amusing in the conversations :D

Just kiddin :D

Anyway take care.

Until next time...

Have a safe train journey.

P.S don't talk to strange men about spiders and female Genitalia on the train... :D

Regards,
Lote.

In fact, my Dear Lote, I DID MISS MY DAMN TRAIN!!!!! I first missed the bus, but it was ok because there was another one after, and it would still bring me to the train in time. I waited in the cold, and then the bus arrived. I raised my hand to make him stop, BUT it did NOT stop!!!! I got so mad!! :flare: I waited in the cold for a new bus, but of course then I arrived too late for my train and I had to wait for the next one. It's ALL your fault, Lote. You are sooo amusing that people prefer missing their train than stopping being entertained by you. :D
And no, I didn't talk to anyone about genitalia in the train, I prefer keeping these discussions for you. I just know that if I need to talk about genitalia, Lote will always be there to listen attentively. :D
Damn, I had to retype this whole message because it just disappeared. I am sure it is your fault once again, Lote. I mean, people love it so much to write to you that they write twice, just to make the pleasure last. :D

Now, Fifth, you said:

Lote, Lote, Lote. Are you an Englishman, or are you not? No true Englishman would give away our greatest treasure to the French (no offence Sweets America!). Sidmouth, perhaps but THE LAKES!!! ARE YOU CRAZY?!! Off to the Tower with you m'lad.

Well then I DEFINITELY take the lakes. And Lote, it is TOO LATE to say no now. Too late. I am the official Barroness of Lakedistrict now, and no one can do anything about that. :p

Huh, Lote, yes I am French!! Didn't I say it before??? I only said I 'felt' American, that does not mean that I AM American, you see? Just like when you say you 'feel' you are amusing. :D :D

I am cunning? What does that mean?

Lote-Tree

12-12-2007, 06:02 PM

In fact, my Dear Lote, I DID MISS MY DAMN TRAIN!!!!! I first missed the bus, but it was ok because there was another one after, and it would still bring me to the train in time. I waited in the cold, and then the bus arrived. I raised my hand to make him stop, BUT it did NOT stop!!!! I got so mad!! :flare: I waited in the cold for a new bus, but of course then I arrived too late for my train and I had to wait for the next one.

Oh no Sweetie - thats terrible :-(

Do you not drive?

It's ALL your fault, Lote.

I am always the Forum's whipping boy ;-(

You are sooo amusing that people prefer missing their train than stopping being entertained by you. :D

I try my best to amuse :D

And no, I didn't talk to anyone about genitalia in the train, I prefer keeping these discussions for you. I just know that if I need to talk about genitalia, Lote will always be there to listen attentively. :D

He he :D To be honest I have learnt something new from you about spiders :D

Damn, I had to retype this whole message because it just disappeared. I am sure it is your fault once again, Lote. I mean, people love it so much to write to you that they write twice, just to make the pleasure last. :D

Well I am glad to have your post :D

Huh, Lote, yes I am French!! Didn't I say it before???

Not to my knowledge :D

I am cunning? What does that mean?

Have you ever watched the British comedy series called the Black Adder?

Sweets America

12-12-2007, 06:23 PM

Oh no Sweetie - thats terrible :-(

Do you not drive?
Thanks for your sympathy, Dear Lote. :D But...that's still your fault. :p
Yes I drive, but I have no car! :lol: I mean, I have my driver's license, but I only use my mother's car when I need it because I don't need to have my own car and pay the insurance of it if I never really use it. And yes I am stingy, I don't want to pay for a car. :D I am keeping my money for next year when I might go studying in the US!! :)

I am always the Forum's whipping boy ;-(

Pft, I am sure you secretly enjoy being whipped, do not try to lie to me. :D

I try my best to amuse :D

That works, that works. :) Do you have a Master's degree or a Doctorates on Professional Amusement, or something? :D I would surely hire you if I were searching for an entertainer. But, well, since I am stingy, I opted for taking advantage of this forum to enjoy your free presence. :D

He he :D To be honest I have learnt something new from you about spiders :D

Yes, about spiders and female genitalia. I have written a thesis about how spiders represent female genitalia and I am so happy to teach these useful theories to you. You might even use it again in your job as an entertainer. You will credit me, I hope. :p Perhaps I could get some money everytime you mention this to make people laugh. I own the copyrights on this.

Well I am glad to have your post :D

You should be. You should certainly be. :D

Not to my knowledge :D

Erm, well, I AM French, I am saying it now. I hope that is not an issue for you and that you will go on entertaining me. :p

Have you ever watched the British comedy series called the Black Adder?
Well, no, but my linguistics teacher absolutely loves this series and recommanded it to us. You will have to buy the DVD's for me, if they exist. I mean, I really need to keep my money, and as for you, you need to stop being a macho and start being a gentleman. So we could have a deal here. :D

Lote-Tree

12-12-2007, 07:11 PM

I am keeping my money for next year when I might go studying in the US!! :)

States? You making the wrong move Sweetie! We have history, we have a past, we have literature, we have theatre - we have the mountains and the lakes...and Fish and Chips and Indian Curries...

Pft, I am sure you secretly enjoy being whipped, do not try to lie to me. :D

I am allergic to pain :D

That works, that works. :) Do you have a Master's degree or a Doctorates on Professional Amusement, or something? :D

Not that I know of. But I am modest enough to accept them :D

Yes, about spiders and female genitalia. I have written a thesis about how spiders represent female genitalia and I am so happy to teach these useful theories to you. You might even use it again in your job as an entertainer. You will credit me, I hope. :p Perhaps I could get some money everytime you mention this to make people laugh. I own the copyrights on this.

Sure! Everytime I think of Spiders it will be Genitalia and Sweetie :D

Erm, well, I AM French, I am saying it now. I hope that is not an issue for you and that you will go on entertaining me. :p

Not a Issue at all :D except you now will remind of my french teacher at school. She had a figure of ballerina and when she used to say merci....we all used to melt...(boys I mean :D). I have no idea why all the kids (boys) wanted to French :D By the way I used to be good at French :D

Well, no, but my linguistics teacher absolutely loves this series and recommanded it to us. You will have to buy the DVD's for me, if they exist.

Watch it :D You can download it I think from the BBC website for free :D

I mean, I really need to keep my money, and as for you, you need to stop being a macho and start being a gentleman. So we could have a deal here. :D

But I am a Gentleman :D

TheFifthElement

12-12-2007, 09:04 PM

Question:

If snakes represent male genetalia, and
spiders represent female genetalia

what do turnips represent?...

kiz_paws

12-12-2007, 09:46 PM

An Experiment. I am a scientist so you are in good hands ;-)
Ehmmm, and so what sort of scientist be you, Lote? ;)

Very interesting thread, btw, and I honestly think that snakes are cool. Well carry on, this conversation is going great, lol! :lol:

Sweets America

12-13-2007, 03:28 AM

States? You making the wrong move Sweetie! We have history, we have a past, we have literature, we have theatre - we have the mountains and the lakes...and Fish and Chips and Indian Curries...
No, I swear I am making the right choice according to me and my desires. I have always wanted to go to the US, since I've been a very little girl. It has always been some kind of ache in my guts which told me that my home was there. I don't know why, but I need to go there. But, now...if you pay for my trip to England, I will be happy to go. :D

I am allergic to pain :D

Oh, poor little Tree. I will not hurt you, do not worry. :) I like nature and I respect Trees of all kinds. :)

Not that I know of. But I am modest enough to accept them :D
Ehehehehehe. :p I am thinking that we should make a poll to see which one of us is considered as being the most amusing. :D But...I would lose because you have a real training in amusement, contrary to me.

Sure! Everytime I think of Spiders it will be Genitalia and Sweetie :D

Wow, that is an honor that you associate me with spiders and genitalia. :D I think I associate you with Snakes, Trees and Laughter. With Arrogance, too. :D

Not a Issue at all :D except you now will remind of my french teacher at school. She had a figure of ballerina and when she used to say merci....we all used to melt...(boys I mean :D). I have no idea why all the kids (boys) wanted to French :D By the way I used to be good at French :D

Ehehehehehe. That is funny how I felt the same way towards my English teachers, and even more at University where we have real Americans with real accents. That makes me melt!!!! :D Hearing an English-speaking man talk is like music to my ears. :)
Now let's see if you melt when I say 'Merci'. I wonder if I should really thank you though, because I have not received the Blackadder DVD's yet.

Watch it :D You can download it I think from the BBC website for free :D

Oh I see. :D

But I am a Gentleman :D
I had no doubt about that, Dear Lote. :D You are a real role model for every man on this planet. You exemplify the concept of 'gentleman'. You are wonderful. You are Lote. :D

SleepyWitch

12-13-2007, 03:32 AM

tsk tsk tsk. seeing as you're giving bits of England away to "our neighbours across the channel", as you call the frog-eaters, what about the evil hun?
got a piece of England for me? I'll even take Coventry. It's ugly but I've lived there before, so I'm familiar with it.
yep, of course I'll accept an astronomic salary for kicking the lazy English in their *rses and explaining to them what a deadline is. thanks so much for your offer :D :)
but if I could take my pick, maybe you'd like to get rid of your Welsh neighbours?
:D :D :D
edit: speaking of cunning plans, I'd like to order some rat-au-van.
you see, I know enough Blackadder quotes to pass as English (and I also know that Guy Fawkes' Night is on 5 Nov and you should call it Bonfire Night because if you mention Guy Fawkes to an English person they'll be like "who?" and you have to explain their own history to them).. anyway, if you don't give me a bit of England, I'll just infiltrate your country :D

Lote-Tree

12-13-2007, 06:39 AM

I don't know why, but I need to go there. But, now...if you pay for my trip to England, I will be happy to go. :D

In that case you must go there, let not England stop you :D and because there is always patch of foreign field that is forever England :D

I will not hurt you, do not worry. :) I like nature and I respect Trees of all kinds. :)

Bueno! For Trees teache us Creative Power in it's peaceful form :D

Ehehehehehe. :p I am thinking that we should make a poll to see which one of us is considered as being the most amusing. :D But...I would lose because you have a real training in amusement, contrary to me.

Now now Sweetie! We will not have any self-effacement here :D

Wow, that is an honor that you associate me with spiders and genitalia. :D I think I associate you with Snakes, Trees and Laughter. With Arrogance, too. :D

Bueno! But arrogance? :D that is just pretentions :D

Now let's see if you melt when I say 'Merci'.

I am molten and flowing like a river :D

I had no doubt about that, Dear Lote. :D You are a real role model for every man on this planet. You exemplify the concept of 'gentleman'. You are wonderful. You are Lote. :D

Now now Sweetie - don't tempt me with Vanity. I will just love it :D

Sweets America

12-13-2007, 06:49 AM

In that case you must go there, let not England stop you :D and because there is always patch of foreign field that is forever England :D
I won't let England stop me. :D And even if you speak English, I will not melt, I will resist. :D Please do not speak, just shut up. :D

Bueno! For Trees teache us Creative Power in it's peaceful form :D

Trees might teach us valuable things, but Sweets America can teach Lote Tree some English in asking him to correct both of the mistakes in his sentence. :D :D

Now now Sweetie! We will not have any self-effacement here :D
I am learning a lot with you, about allowing my head to expand and being proud of myself. :D

Bueno! But arrogance? :D that is just pretentions :D
Arrogance, pretention, all of that is in you. :D But this is how we love you. :p

I am molten and flowing like a river :D

Aww. :p That is so poetic, a Tree melting into a river. I see you really love nature. :D
Thank you for this answer. I am making an experiment (scientific) about Pavlovian reactions. That works with you, you will melt everytime I speak French. :D

Now now Sweetie - don't tempt me with Vanity. I will just love it :D
Ehehehe, I know. Now I'm sure 'Vanity' is your real name. :D Mine is Sophie, which means 'wisdom', and that makes me think that I should really be the one with 'Lote Tree' as my screen name. :D

Lote-Tree

12-13-2007, 12:00 PM

I won't let England stop me. :D And even if you speak English, I will not melt, I will resist. :D Please do not speak, just shut up. :D

I shall. America has seduced you. I guess you have to given into that seduction before true love emerges ;-)

Trees might teach us valuable things, but Sweets America can teach Lote Tree some English in asking him to correct both of the mistakes in his sentence. :D :D

Oh yes Sweetie. I have no doubt about you teaching me English. It is that after having conquered the globe (well almost!) we English have become lazy with our Language.

But no one can take away Shakespeare from us :D

I am learning a lot with you, about allowing my head to expand and being proud of myself. :D

Ah sweetie - never believe in what say. Trust in what I do. For my thoughts are nought but your own thoughts in sounds. And my deeds? Your own hopes in action :D

Arrogance, pretention, all of that is in you. :D But this is how we love you. :p

Only love matters - rest is just details :D

Aww. :p That is so poetic, a Tree melting into a river. I see you really love nature. :D

Off course I do. "I wandered lonely as a cloud over hills and dales..." :D

That works with you, you will melt everytime I speak French. :D

You say "merci" and I have no choice but to melt in the harmony of that voice - and think of yester years and of the the Ballerina - who moved like an angel and spoke like a Diva :D

Ehehehe, I know. Now I'm sure 'Vanity' is your real name. :D Mine is Sophie, which means 'wisdom', and that makes me think that I should really be the one with 'Lote Tree' as my screen name. :D

Ha ha you can have it - but it would be a boundary to all human knowledge, limits to all our aspirations :D Can you accept limits? Can you accept boundaries?

Sweets America

12-13-2007, 12:37 PM

I shall. America has seduced you. I guess you have to given into that seduction before true love emerges ;-)

Well, no no no. America is not only a matter of seduction, it is more than that. It is calling me back home.
Well, now, I am thinking I once thought I had found true love with an American guy but things ended quite badly for both of us, and I still have an ache in my heart when I think of it. :( Anyway, my bonds to America are quite complicated and mysterious.

Oh yes Sweetie. I have no doubt about you teaching me English.

Is it just me or does that really sound salacious? :lol: :p :blush:

It is that after having conquered the globe (well almost!) we English have become lazy with our Language.

Ah, that is not good. English is such a beautiful language, so wonderful. I have always thought that the English language was like a beautiful man, sexy and refined, and that I wanted to respect him and make him love me by speaking it well.

But no one can take away Shakespeare from us :D

That reminds me of when I enrolled in the English Department. I had an interview on the phone with an American teacher, and he asked me what kind of authors I liked. I guess he expected me to answer Shakespeare, Faulkner or such men. I answered 'Stephen King, sir'. :D And so what? :p

Ah sweetie - never believe in what say. Trust in what I do. For my thoughts are nought but your own thoughts in sounds. And my deeds? Your own hopes in action :D

Excerpt from The Madman by Kahlil Gibran. :D I somehow felt it did not sound like a Lote sentence. :p
Oh, want an English lesson with your favorite teacher, Dear Lote? Well, you should replace nought with naught. :)

Only love matters - rest is just details :D

TRUE. Very true. You are so full of wisdom. You should be called Sophie, Dear Lote. :D

Off course I do. "I wandered lonely as a cloud over hills and dales..." :D

There is an 'f' here which you should remove. :D If you find where it is I will give you an A in English.

You say "merci" and I have no choice but to melt in the harmony of that voice - and think of yester years and of the the Ballerina - who moved like an angel and spoke like a Diva :D

Oh, you speak so well, Lote, you speak so well. :D You improve your English skills so rapidly! :D Your brains are definitely wonderful.

Ha ha you can have it - but it would be a boundary to all human knowledge, limits to all our aspirations :D Can you accept limits? Can you accept boundaries?

Well it depends. Sometimes we need limits. Before, in love, I put no limit, I melted into the other to become one. I have learnt that I needed to protect myself and my own little world in order not to get too hurt.

Lote-Tree

12-13-2007, 12:49 PM

Well, no no no. America is not only a matter of seduction, it is more than that. It is calling me back home.

My gosh Sophie! You sound like a religious convert :D The Promised Land and all that! :D

Well, now, I am thinking I once thought I had found true love with an American guy but things ended quite badly for both of us, and I still have an ache in my heart when I think of it.

That's terrible. But we all have to learn the hard love lessons.

Anyway, my bonds to America are quite complicated and mysterious.

Not only religious but also Mystic too :D

Ah, that is not good. English is such a beautiful language, so wonderful. I have always thought that the English language was like a beautiful man, sexy and refined, and that I wanted to respect him and make him love me by speaking it well.

English is all of these things. It's nothing like American ;-)

That reminds me of when I enrolled in the English Department. I had an interview on the phone with an American teacher, and he asked me what kind of authors I liked. I guess he expected me to answer Shakespeare, Faulkner or such men. I answered 'Stephen King, sir'. :D And so what? :p

Faulkner? That bore!? I am not much of a horror fan but Stephen King, yes I like his writing. He is an excellent Characteriser. My favourite book is IT.

Excerpt from The Madman by Kahlil Gibran. :D I somehow felt it did not sound like a Lote sentence. :p

Bueno Sophie! You are well read too :D

TRUE. Very true. You are so full of wisdom. You should be called Sophie, Dear Lote. :D

Sure but it would be inappropriate for me :D

Because I am never wise only pretend so :-(

Oh, you speak so well, Lote, you speak so well. :D You improve your English skills so rapidly! :D Your brains are definitely wonderful.

I am a fast learner :D

Well it depends. Sometimes we need limits. Before, in love, I put no limit, I melted into the other to become one. I have learnt that I needed to protect myself and my own little world in order not to get too hurt.

Love is not love if it does not hurt.

Love has no boundaries...but sure boundary is required for our own sanity. To protect us from the Insanity of love...

Sweets America

12-13-2007, 01:07 PM

[QUOTE=Lote-Tree;495236]My gosh Sophie! You sound like a religious convert :D The Promised Land and all that! :D
Jesus Christ, NO!! :lol: I just feel like I've had some kind of previous life in the US. Something like that. Sometimes there is a great sadness which takes over me when I think of how much I miss my country. It sounds like total nonsense, I know.

That's terrible. But we all have to learn the hard love lessons.
Yes...:(

Not only religious but also Mystic too :D
Ehehehe, that made me laugh out loud! Yes, there is some mysticism here. :D I am a mysterious woman anyway.

English is all of these things. It's nothing like American ;-)

I will do as if I had not read that. :D What did you say?? I cannot hear youuu...

Faulkner? That bore!? I am not much of a horror fan but Stephen King, yes I like his writing. He is an excellent Characteriser. My favourite book is IT.

You should not make the mistake of classifying King in the horror genre. He does not write about horror, contrary to what people think. I have never been scared by any of his books, but it is not what I search in them. I search what you mentionned, that is a great development of characters and the general atmosphere that he conveys so well, and these towns which make me feel at home. He's an excellent story-teller I think. I have two special Stephen King shelves in my bedroom, full of his books. :D No, I am not obsessed. :D By the way, my favorite book by King might be Hearts in Atlantis.

Bueno Sophie! You are well read too :D

Well, I cheated. :blush: I googled your sentence. I hope you won't punish me for that, Mister Tree. :(

Love is not love if it does not hurt.

Love has no boundaries...but sure boundary is required for our own sanity. To protect us from the Insanity of love...

Very wise indeed. Who said you were not wise? Eh?

PS: I admire how you successfully avoided the salacious question. :D

Lote-Tree

12-13-2007, 01:17 PM

not obsessed. :D By the way, my favorite book by King might be Hearts in Atlantis.

I have not read that yet.

Well, I cheated. :blush: I googled your sentence. I hope you won't punish me for that, Mister Tree. :(

No way!!! :D But no problemo. Living with the consequences of your actions is True Punishment :D

PS: I admire how you successfully avoided the salacious question. :D

Truth is I did not know what "salacious" meant and I did not have time to google it. But now I do. And no you didn't sound salacious. And it does not matter if it was because it was amusing :D

Lote-Tree

12-13-2007, 01:24 PM

tsk tsk tsk. seeing as you're giving bits of England away to "our neighbours across the channel", as you call the frog-eaters, what about the evil hun?

LOL :D

How did I miss your comments Sleepy?

As for giving away - we English are very generous. We were so generous that is why we conqured almost the whole world :D

got a piece of England for me? I'll even take Coventry. It's ugly but I've lived there before, so I'm familiar with it.

Yes. Wales. :D

yep, of course I'll accept an astronomic salary for kicking the lazy English in their *rses and explaining to them what a deadline is.

Deadline is just a Guide. Like Highway Code is a Guide :D

And whats your hard working have achieved? Nothing like Rolls Royces :D

order some rat-au-van.
you see, I know enough Blackadder quotes to pass as English (and I also know that Guy Fawkes' Night is on 5 Nov and you should call it Bonfire Night because if you mention Guy Fawkes to an English person they'll be like "who?" and you have to explain their own history to them).. anyway, if you don't give me a bit of England, I'll just infiltrate your country :D

We shall have to call on Captain Flash :D

Sweets America

12-13-2007, 01:26 PM

I have not read that yet.
What if I took the French version of it and read one chapter to you each night before you fall asleep? :D Then I would put the cover up to your chin and....if you went on being arrogant, maybe I would smother you with a pillow. :D Then people would think that you've been so scared of the King story that you just died in your sleep. :D

No way!!! :D But no problemo. Living with the consequences of your actions is True Punishment :D

Eheh, sure. I will have to live with it then.

Truth is I did not know what "salacious" meant and I did not have time to google it. But now I do. And no you didn't sound salacious. And it does not matter if it was because it was amusing :D

Oh ok! Then I taught you something else! I didn't think I sounded salacious, I thought you did. :D But yes that was amusing. Lote is always amusing. :D I think they are soon going to put your picture in the dictionary next to the word 'amusing'. :)

Lote-Tree

12-13-2007, 01:33 PM

What if I took the French version of it and read one chapter to you each night before you fall asleep? :D Then I would put the cover up to your chin and....if you went on being arrogant, maybe I would smother you with a pillow.

LOL :-) What makes you think I am arrogant Sophie? :D
Any arrogance would be only pretentions ;-)

Oh ok! Then I taught you something else! I didn't think I sounded salacious, I thought you did.

No way!!! I am just a simple person with a simple mind. So don't go on corrupting me with your French Salacious ways :D

Sweets America

12-13-2007, 02:08 PM

LOL :-) What makes you think I am arrogant Sophie? :D
Any arrogance would be only pretentions ;-)

Well, you know, it's your way of praising yourself that made me think that. :D :D I think it is the Lote-way-of-being: be proud of yourself and let your head expand. :D I think it is part of your amusing personality. :)

No way!!! I am just a simple person with a simple mind. So don't go on corrupting me with your French Salacious ways :D

Ehehe, ok ok. But, the thing is, I have one principle: whenever someone has done something wrong, this person must be Lote-Tree. That's all. It's all your fault. :D

By the way, will you reveal to us the results of your snake experiment? :D Your whole audience is waiting, Lote. Your audience is there, waiting for any word from you, Dear Lote. Some women are even screaming your name, I can hear them. :D

Lote-Tree

12-13-2007, 03:12 PM

Well, you know, it's your way of praising yourself that made me think that. :D :D I think it is the Lote-way-of-being: be proud of yourself and let your head expand. :D I think it is part of your amusing personality. :)

Proud? Nay lassie. I loathe myself! :-( Proud thing is only pretentions and for amusing others :-)

Ehehe, ok ok. But, the thing is, I have one principle: whenever someone has done something wrong, this person must be Lote-Tree. That's all. It's all your fault. :D

He he :D

You remind of this girl, Alyssa, I used to know when I was a kid and who lived next doors. No matter who picked on her she always told her parents it was me because she only knew my name. Even if I was holiday in another country it always me that picked on her :D

Sophie lost twin of Alyssa? :D

By the way, will you reveal to us the results of your snake experiment? :D Your whole audience is waiting, Lote. Your audience is there, waiting for any word from you, Dear Lote. Some women are even screaming your name, I can hear them. :D

Hey look at the results. Do you still want me to analyse it? The data already speaks for itself. My hopthesis is proven :D

Sweets America

12-13-2007, 03:21 PM

Proud? Nay lassie. I loathe myself! :-( Proud thing is only pretentions and for amusing others :-)
Loathe yourself?? NO, you are Lote, you are GREAT! Seriously, you are a funny guy!:)

You remind of this girl, Alyssa, I used to know when I was a kid and who lived next doors. No matter who picked on her she always told her parents it was me because she only knew my name. Even if I was holiday in another country it always me that picked on her :D

Sophie lost twin of Alyssa? :D

Ahah! No, I cannot have any twin because I am unique. :D
Now, you must realize that since there are several people accusing you, that points the finger in YOUR direction. It's ALL your fault. Even the hole in the ozone layer is your fault. :D

Hey look at the results. Do you still want me to analyse it? The data already speaks for itself. My hopthesis is proven :D
The thing is that I don't remember your hypothesis! :blush:

EDIT: Oh yes your hypothesis was that women liked snakes! Well, my objection to the fact that it is proven is that some women on this forum are not representative of women in general!

Lote-Tree

12-14-2007, 04:44 AM

Now, you must realize that since there are several people accusing you, that points the finger in YOUR direction. It's ALL your fault. Even the hole in the ozone layer is your fault. :D

Now about the Ozone - yes as a Scientist I must take the blame for that :-( We did not know the full consequences of the effects of CFCs :-( but I think everyone should also take some responsibility in this for using such products in such a massive scale :D There should be NO BLAME CULTURE in this - we are Japanese ;-)

EDIT: Oh yes your hypothesis was that women liked snakes! Well, my objection to the fact that it is proven is that some women on this forum are not representative of women in general!

What? you think only Snake Loving women visit this forum and thus it's not representative? :D

Sweets America

12-14-2007, 09:43 AM

Now about the Ozone - yes as a Scientist I must take the blame for that :-( We did not know the full consequences of the effects of CFCs :-( but I think everyone should also take some responsibility in this for using such products in such a massive scale :D There should be NO BLAME CULTURE in this - we are Japanese ;-)

Are you really a scientist in real life? I am juts curious. :p

What? you think only Snake Loving women visit this forum and thus it's not representative? :D

I have always had a problem with representative samples. I think no sample can be representative of a population and that if different people had been chosen for a sample, the results would have been different in any experiment. In the meantime, I think I might be wrong about that, just like when I once argued that 2+2 could equal 5, but then I realized I was talking linguistics rather than mathematics. Anyway, that's another debate. :D
I have to go now, for 2 days again, and I WILL NOT miss my damn train, you hear me???
Have a nice weekend, and please, tomorrow, go to the thread that will be dedicated to ME and wish me a happy birthday!! :D

Lote-Tree

12-14-2007, 10:50 AM

Are you really a scientist in real life? I am juts curious. :p

Sadly yes. But I am a Computer Programmer now :D

I have to go now, for 2 days again, and I WILL NOT miss my damn train, you hear me???

I hope not. I wish you a safe journey.

Have a nice weekend, and please, tomorrow, go to the thread that will be dedicated to ME and wish me a happy birthday!! :D

I will say it now HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU :D

Sweets America

12-16-2007, 01:56 PM

Sadly yes. But I am a Computer Programmer now :D

Oh, so you are some kind of geek? :D

I hope not. I wish you a safe journey.

Thanks, my journey went well.:)

I will say it now HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU :D

Thanks. :D But you should also have posted something on my birthday thread. Because I'm worth it. :D

Lote-Tree

12-17-2007, 05:41 AM

Oh, so you are some kind of geek? :D

Poet-Mystic-Philosopher-Artist-Geek :D

Thanks. :D But you should also have posted something on my birthday thread. Because I'm worth it. :D

Hey I thought I was the one who was is vain :D

B-Mental

12-17-2007, 06:16 AM

As a scientist....oh and one that works in the chosen field of science...I can honestly say that your scientific method is flawed...I never trust a scientist...science is peer reviewed...this peer finds flaws in your data gathering method just as many others have...nuff said.

Lote-Tree

12-17-2007, 06:33 AM

Sweets America

12-17-2007, 07:36 AM

Poet-Mystic-Philosopher-Artist-Geek :D

No, that cannot be you, because that describes me. :D Well, apart from the geek thing, because I'm really not good when it comes to computers and technology.

Hey I thought I was the one who was is vain :D

Yes, but I am slowly becoming like you, I'm afraid. :cold: :cold: I'm becoming like Lote! :goof: OH MY GOD!! :eek2: What have you done to me??

Scientist lose their sense of humour and that's their tragedy

Eheheh, then you are the exception to the rule. ;) Lote, do you realize that the future of scientists' sense of humor is in your hands??? :D

SleepyWitch

12-17-2007, 07:40 AM

Lote-Tree

12-17-2007, 07:41 AM

Yes, but I am slowly becoming like you, I'm afraid.

Well, I desperately hope not!

You don't want to be self-loathing too ;-)

What have you done to me??

Set you free? :D

Eheheh, then you are the exception to the rule. ;)

Always, Always, Always :D

Lote-Tree

12-17-2007, 07:52 AM

Lote, since you've agreed to give me Wales, is there a way I can become Princess of Wales without marrying the ugly Prince of Wales?

But I am sure with your Kiss you can transform him into Prince Handsome :D

He was prepared to give up his throne for Love - Can you sleepy?

SleepyWitch

12-17-2007, 07:55 AM

oh my, how can I wiggle out of this?
I'll admit I find Charly cute enough :D but I think I'll go for Shrewsbury anyway. Wales is so full of tourists you can't see the sheep for the English ppl :lol:

Sweets America

12-17-2007, 07:57 AM

Well, I desperately hope not!

You don't want to be self-loathing too ;-)

You cannot loathe yourself, this is not possible. I just say NO to that. Love yourself, Lote, you're worth it. :)

Set you free? :D

No, I think I have done that myself. :D

Lote-Tree

12-17-2007, 07:58 AM

oh my, how can I wiggle out of this?
I'll admit I find Charly cute enough :D

Well you have no choice. He is after all German ;-)

SleepyWitch

12-17-2007, 08:12 AM

Well you have no choice. He is after all German ;-)
hahahahahh :) so are around 40 m other men (assuming that half the population of Germany is female), but I don't find all of them cute :)

TheFifthElement

12-17-2007, 08:19 AM

Lote, since you've agreed to give me Wales, is there a way I can become Princess of Wales without marrying the ugly Prince of Wales? ... I think I'll go for Coventry after all. Or Shrewsbury (but only if you pronounce my title correctly! it doesn't rhyme with new but with so!!!)

Yes, this is another example of Lote's lack of Englishness. Having asked for a part of England, as I believe you did Sleepy, he offered you Wales!!! Really though, you can take it, the Prince of Wales is already married, so I think you're safe ;)

Doesn't Shrewsbury have an Earl? I thought it did. Anyway, Sidmouth is still on offer but the Lakes are off-bounds :p If you were willing to compromise I think Hull is available, or Grimsby - your choice!

Lote - I can offer you some UK geography lessons if you like, you seem a little confused!

Lote-Tree

12-17-2007, 08:25 AM

Yes, this is another example of Lote's lack of Englishness.

Since when Welsh was considered English :D

Really though, you can take it, the Prince of Wales is already married, so I think you're safe ;)

Sleepy - if she chooses to - can be his Concubine :D

If you were willing to compromise I think Hull is available, or Grimsby - your choice!

Grimsby will suit a person with a German Temperament :D

Lote - I can offer you some UK geography lessons if you like, you seem a little confused!

I am always confused lassie. I am a Eccentric Englisman :D

SleepyWitch

12-17-2007, 08:25 AM

Yes, this is another example of Lote's lack of Englishness. Having asked for a part of England, as I believe you did Sleepy, he offered you Wales!!! Really though, you can take it, the Prince of Wales is already married, so I think you're safe ;)

Doesn't Shrewsbury have an Earl? I thought it did. Anyway, Sidmouth is still on offer but the Lakes are off-bounds :p If you were willing to compromise I think Hull is available, or Grimsby - your choice!

Lote - I can offer you some UK geography lessons if you like, you seem a little confused!

hehehe :) don't be so strict with him :) I did ask for a part of England but then I added if he wants to get rid of his Welsh neighbours, I'd gladly accept Wales :)
I'll marry the Earl of Shrewsbury then :) is he good-looking? or at least rich? probably he's a pauper and his castle is run my the National Trust? :(

TheFifthElement

12-17-2007, 08:33 AM

hehehe :) don't be so strict with him :) I did ask for a part of England but then I added if he wants to get rid of his Welsh neighbours, I'd gladly accept Wales :)
I'll marry the Earl of Shrewsbury then :) is he good-looking? or at least rich? probably he's a pauper and his castle is run my the National Trust? :(

Can't find a photo, but you can have him if you can say his whole name without pausing for breath:
Charles Henry John Benedict Crofton Chetwynd Chetwynd-Talbot, 22nd Earl of Shrewsbury, 7th Earl Talbot and 22nd Earl of Waterford

Take Wales, it's the safe bet - think of all those rugby players :brow:

Since when Welsh was considered English :D

exactly my point ;)

I am always confused lassie. I am a Eccentric Englisman :D

English, or Scot? Do you know what country you're in now?...

Sweets America

12-17-2007, 08:38 AM

I am going to move to Lakedistrict. I am wondering about something though: we all know I am a baroness, but my husband is a Prince. Is this ok? :D

Take Wales, it's the safe bet - think of all those rugby players :brow:

Oh, then if Wales has a lot of rugby players, I am even happier to leave it to Sleepy. :sick:

SleepyWitch

12-17-2007, 08:44 AM

Take Wales, it's the safe bet - think of all those rugby players :brow:
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bah, rugby players! I prefer the 5'6'' blue-eyed Anthony Hopkins look-alike Welsh miner-dwarves :D
seriously, I took a guided tour of a mine in Wales once and the guide (an ex-miner) looked exactly like Hopkins (and had a cute Welsh accent). If he hadn't been wearing a hard hat I'd have clubbed him unconcsious and dragged him to my lair :D )

SleepyWitch

12-18-2007, 02:27 PM

hey Lote, have you found a Welsh mining dwarf for me yet? :p

Lote-Tree

12-18-2007, 05:11 PM

hey Lote, have you found a Welsh mining dwarf for me yet? :p

LOL Sleepy I did not realise you had a Dwarf Fetish :D

How about Tom Jones? - his not a dwarf or miner but sings and he is Welsh :D

SleepyWitch

12-19-2007, 02:17 AM

LOL Sleepy I did not realise you had a Dwarf Fetish :D

How about Tom Jones? - his not a dwarf or miner but sings and he is Welsh :D
which one? the same Tom Jones who sings "Sex Bomb"? I thought he was black or hispanic or something? :blush:

TheFifthElement

12-19-2007, 04:34 AM

which one? the same Tom Jones who sings "Sex Bomb"? I thought he was black or hispanic or something? :blush:

Nope, he's as Welsh as Catherine Zeta Jones and leeks!

SleepyWitch

12-19-2007, 08:01 AM

:) daffodils!!! :lol:
I only saw a video of him once and he was so tanned in it I thought he was hispanic or black :blush: silly me

Sweets America

12-19-2007, 09:49 AM

TheFifthElement

12-19-2007, 10:11 AM

Eh???????

I agree with Sleepy, Tom Jones is black! I have always thought so! :lol: :eek2: :eek2:
He has always been black in the world I live in. There must be another Tom Jones in another dimension. :D

:lol: I don't think you can [/i]make[/i] him black by committee! If you don't trust me, trust the BBC : http://www.bbc.co.uk/wales/music/sites/tomjones/pages/biography.shtml

It occurred to me to wonder how we got from snakes to Tom Jones?...

Sweets America

12-19-2007, 10:24 AM

:lol: I don't think you can [/i]make[/i] him black by committee! If you don't trust me, trust the BBC : http://www.bbc.co.uk/wales/music/sites/tomjones/pages/biography.shtml

It occurred to me to wonder how we got from snakes to Tom Jones?...

Yes, you are right. :D In the meantime I must admit that I still see him tanned, somehow. (see I have moved from black to tanned, which means that in my next message he will have become white or even transparent:D ).
I would really be curious to know if there are other people who thought he was black.:lol: