Dear Professor

[FacialFracture]

Dear Professor

I’ve heard of your name,
And I’ve read your whole thesis;
I’ve seen your translations
Of ancient Lucretius.

On many great topics,
Your works have been seminal;
You’ve shown me your brain,
Now please show me your genitals.

[ampoule]

Why don't they have one of those shocked smileys on this place? LOL

I'm not sure if you were trying to be funny but that is certainly how it struck me. My good friend, the professor, would be happy to oblige. ;)

[SleepyWitch]

do you mean one of these: :eek2:?
I found it funny, too :)

[ampoule]

Yes, that's it sleepy. He must be under 'more smileys'. Thanks.

[Pensive]

:lol:

Much better than many poems out there in International Library of Poetry. :p

[dibyendra]

Funny but shocking one hehe.

[Sweets America]

Reminds me of a girl I knew, who actually saw her teacher's genitals. :D That surely helped her to get accepted into the Master's degree. :rolleyes:

[SleepyWitch]

Reminds me of a girl I knew, who actually saw her teacher's genitals. :D That surely helped her to get accepted into the Master's degree. :rolleyes:

what? seeing them was all it took? :D

[Sweets America]

what? seeing them was all it took? :D

Ehehehehe. God, she even wanted to tell me what she had done with those genitals, but I declined her offer. :sick:
I thought this was so unfair, because the other girls in her group worked harder than her and some of them did not get accepted. She, on the contrary, did not send any letter to ask for an internship, it is the teacher who found the internship for her, and then it was him who helped her write most of her thesis. Pfffft. This is just ridiculous.

[SleepyWitch]

Ehehehehe. God, she even wanted to tell me what she had done with those genitals, but I declined her offer. :sick:
I thought this was so unfair, because the other girls in her group worked harder than her and some of them did not get accepted. She, on the contrary, did not send any letter to ask for an internship, it is the teacher who found the internship for her, and then it was him who helped her write most of her thesis. Pfffft. This is just ridiculous.

yep, it really is. if profs really need to have affairs, you'd expect them to pick an intelligent student at least (and one who they can be sure won't gossip).

anyway, this poem is funny. I guess the difference between a genius prof and a mediocre one is that with the first type, his brain is his genitals, whereas with the latter his genitals are his brain?

[FacialFracture]

Thanks for your comments! It was meant to be funny; I'm not really interested in seeing professorial genitals (but I'm sure they're among the most distinguished of private parts.)


Reminds me of a girl I knew, who actually saw her teacher's genitals. That surely helped her to get accepted into the Master's degree.


what? seeing them was all it took?

That made me laugh.

[SleepyWitch]

I'm not really interested in seeing professorial genitals (but I'm sure they're among the most distinguished of private parts.)


perhaps they wear miniature mortarboards? :D

[FacialFracture]

perhaps they wear miniature mortarboards? :D

Certainly. And they have their all their degrees pinned up on the inner thighs.

[Sweets America]

yep, it really is. if profs really need to have affairs, you'd expect them to pick an intelligent student at least (and one who they can be sure won't gossip).

anyway, this poem is funny. I guess the difference between a genius prof and a mediocre one is that with the first type, his brain is his genitals, whereas with the latter his genitals are his brain?

I think the terrible thing is that the girl in question is going to have a diploma which does not correspond to her abilities, and she might even teach after! This is really bad. He was not always nice to her also. I remember once he told her she was too fat and needed to lose weight! What a nice guy.
Yes, the poem is funny. I didn't expect the ending when I first read it! :D