View Full Version : predict who will most definitely NOT post after you
Logos
11-24-2007, 12:29 PM
Inspired by:http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17999
Ok, you might post a member's name here because they're too snooty/ too busy to play in the Gen Chat Games section :lol:
or;
you might post a member's name because they haven't logged on in over 4 months!!! (http://www.online-literature.com/forums/member.php?u=883) :(
Perhaps you will post a person's name--like William Somerset Maugham (http://www.online-literature.com/maugham/)--because they just happen to not be alive anymore and would probably have been too snooty to come here anyway :p
Whatever your choice, please give a reason as to why you don't think they will post after you :)
I'll start with--
I don't think Admin (http://www.online-literature.com/forums/member.php?u=3) will post after me `cuz he's a really really really busy guy! and doesn't have time for nonsense :p
NikolaiI
11-24-2007, 04:04 PM
Dostoevsky won't post after me because he's too old and decrepit to punch the keyboard!!!
Shalot
11-24-2007, 04:13 PM
it is unlikely that EAP will post after me
Bakiryu
11-24-2007, 05:26 PM
NikolaI won't post after me because he's too far away from a computer!
barbara0207
11-24-2007, 07:17 PM
I don't think that incredibly good-looking pirate from the Caribbean will post after me because he doesn't even exist. (Pity.)
papayahed
11-24-2007, 08:20 PM
I don't think Timmy will post after me because he's sailing around China somewhere
Bakiryu
11-24-2007, 09:23 PM
I won't post after me, 'cause I'm such a cocky bast-, er, chap!
Pensive
11-25-2007, 06:19 AM
it is unlikely that EAP will post after me
:lol:
EAP would be honoured to hear that he is being missed by Lady Shalot. :p
Okay, EAP wouldn't even post after me because umm well he would be studying his *** off these days. *hopes he is not on another hiking trip!*
Reccura
11-25-2007, 06:47 AM
well my brother won't definitely post after me because he's not a LitNet member!
ahsiam
11-25-2007, 06:51 AM
well my brother won't definitely post after me because he's not a LitNet member!
:lol:
noone will post after me except the one, who will.:)
Pensive
11-25-2007, 06:53 AM
well my brother won't definitely post after me because he's not a LitNet member!
ahsiam posted quite immediately otherwise he might have had been able to get registered and post to prove you wrong. :p
Okay, next one to post can't be this piece of cake about which I dream - which has eyes like someone I know and resembles a human-being in many ways in my dreams.
It was an almost-hiking trip, lass.
Anyway,
Rachel.
Bakiryu
11-25-2007, 09:33 PM
Leonardo DiCaprio won't post after me 'cause he has no idea the litnet exists!
RoCKiTcZa
11-26-2007, 12:16 AM
Optional will never post after me because he's never online anymore.
BulletproofDork
11-26-2007, 01:33 AM
Andave ya won't post after me because she is watching LOTR. :p
RoCKiTcZa
11-26-2007, 03:10 AM
Andave ya won't post after me because she is watching LOTR. :p
As usual...!!! :lol:
Well, Bex will never post after me because she's having a compsci practical test and I'm not!!! Bwahahahahahahaha! :lol: And I'll be having mine tomorrow!!! Waaaaa!!! :bawling:
NikolaiI
11-26-2007, 03:15 AM
Nathaniel Hawthorne will not post after me, because they don't let fleshless corpses into computer stores or internet cafes! Dear me, I have defiled his memory.
RoCKiTcZa
11-26-2007, 04:56 AM
My crush will never post after me, for he is not a litnet member, and besides even though he may have a love for literature I'm quite sure he will always keep on denying it...
Sweets America
11-26-2007, 07:18 AM
PrinceMyshkin will not post after me because he doesn't care about the games.
Whifflingpin
12-01-2007, 03:07 PM
Beethoven won't post after me because he's decomposing
NikolaiI
12-01-2007, 09:59 PM
Aliens won't post because they haven't met us yet, but if they're smart, then we're nothing they couldn't've dreamed up.
Bakiryu
12-01-2007, 10:35 PM
Strify won't post after me because he has little to no love for literature :( Either that or he's too sexy for the litnet! :lol:
Pensive
12-02-2007, 01:42 AM
EAP wouldn't.
EAP wouldn't.
yes, he wouldn't :p
Cuppajoe wouldn't. :(
Bakiryu
12-02-2007, 02:29 AM
Michael Jackson won't post after me, since the preternaturally bright light emerging from the computer screen would fry his over-bleached skin :p
kiz_paws
12-02-2007, 02:59 AM
Scruffy Danny won't be posting after me cuz I don't think he comes here anymore. Shame...
Shalot
12-02-2007, 06:25 AM
hmmmm let me see. Mono will not post after me
NikolaiI
12-02-2007, 01:54 PM
The Rockets won't post after me because they're too busy singing Ziga Ziga 999
AdoreroDio
12-03-2007, 11:59 AM
Lily Adams won't post after me because for one she is getting ready for school right now (I'm sick and staying home today) and two we re hardly ever on the internet at the same time normally.
kiz_paws
12-03-2007, 10:58 PM
Bluenotes won't post after me cuz she has not even joined yet, methinks... ;)
Shalot
12-04-2007, 10:05 AM
kathycf will not post after me
Pendragon
12-04-2007, 11:23 AM
My dear Dead Undying seems to have left these haunted Shores,
I call for her, but a raucous Raven, only answers "NeverMore"...
I will not post after myself
Shalot
12-04-2007, 11:28 AM
I will not post after myself
:lol:
I will also not post after myself
Logos
12-04-2007, 11:51 AM
I will not post after myself
:lol:
I will also not post after myself
I will most definitely not be posting after myself either :lol:
Niamh
12-04-2007, 05:57 PM
One things for certain and thats the fact that a munchkin from the Wizard of Oz is not going to post after me.
NikolaiI
12-04-2007, 06:05 PM
I know for certain that Devendra Banhart will not post after me.
Niamh
12-04-2007, 06:09 PM
Definitely NOT W.B.Yeats
Bakiryu
12-04-2007, 09:58 PM
George Washington won't ever post after me because nobody has raised him as a zombie. YET. or have they? :p
He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named won't post after me because he has already passed onn :p
NikolaiI
12-05-2007, 02:43 AM
Bill Gates won't post after me because he (probably) never touches a keyboard!
Taliesin
12-05-2007, 05:31 AM
Sleepy will not post after us because we will, if we are quick enough!
Taliesin
12-05-2007, 05:31 AM
We won't post after us, however, we posted before us.
Pensive
12-05-2007, 08:10 AM
Ooohoo We are posting again after Us. We hacked Pensive's ID with Our great programming skills, and here We are again to prove Ourselves wrong. (:p)
Now, who wouldn't be posting after Us? Any forum member We guess.
- Taliesin
(rpg is fun, man :p)
Pensive
12-05-2007, 08:11 AM
Well here I got it back. I think Scher wouldn't post after me.
Sweets America
12-05-2007, 09:26 AM
Sweets America won't post after me because she really needs to get back to work instead of posting on LitNet.
kiz_paws
12-05-2007, 12:25 PM
Kathy won't be posting after moi, because alas, she does not visit anymore... :bawling:
[miss ya, Kathy, in case you read this]
Niamh
12-05-2007, 01:22 PM
Kathy won't be posting after moi, because alas, she does not visit anymore... :bawling:
[miss ya, Kathy, in case you read this]
We all do.
My shadow wont be posting after me.
NikolaiI
12-05-2007, 01:41 PM
My split personality won't post after me because I keep him locked away in a dark cellar! (j/k!) :p
Niamh
12-05-2007, 01:43 PM
My split personality won't post after me because I keep him locked away in a dark cellar! (j/k!) :p
:lol: good one Nik!
My dinner will not post after me.
NikolaiI
12-05-2007, 01:45 PM
Niamh will not post after me. Or maybe she will. But if she doesn't, I'm sure she had a good reason not to.
andave_ya
12-05-2007, 06:35 PM
I think her good reason was that Andave posted after her.
I don't think my chemistry teacher will post after me.
NikolaiI
12-05-2007, 06:44 PM
Nope!
I don't think any fictional characters will post after me because they are, after all, fictional. :)
Shalot
12-05-2007, 06:48 PM
my cat will mostl likely not post after me.
Bakiryu
12-05-2007, 06:54 PM
I predict no vampires will ever post after me, the light from the computer would kill then all.
browneyedbailey
12-05-2007, 06:57 PM
Nobody at my school will.
barbara0207
12-05-2007, 07:03 PM
My beer won't post after me because it will be drunk.
kiz_paws
12-05-2007, 10:12 PM
My beer won't post after me because it will be drunk.
LoL, I won't make a funny here, Barbara, cuz you are sooooo nice!
I predict that the snowman standing outside (wearing my scarf) won't post after moi! :p
NikolaiI
12-06-2007, 12:24 AM
A snowman stole your scarf?? Kiz, you must stand up for yourself and get it back! :D
Rasputin won't post after me, because he doesn't know about the site.
Gadget Girl
12-06-2007, 05:50 AM
My cat will definitely not post after me because... well, he's just a cat.
NikolaiI
12-06-2007, 01:38 PM
My friend Cris in Seattle won't post after me, because he's too focused on school and work.
Pensive
12-06-2007, 04:20 PM
You are right. He wouldn't.
Pai Mei from Hanging Waters is not going to post after me.
bazarov
12-06-2007, 04:58 PM
Logos
Logos
12-06-2007, 05:01 PM
:D gotcha!!! :lol:
I bet baz won't post after me because he's really convinced I haven't seen his post :p
bazarov
12-06-2007, 05:07 PM
Hahhahhhahaa!!!!
NikolaiI
12-06-2007, 05:54 PM
I predict Baz won't post after me because he's in too much pain from his diseased liver!!!
bazarov
12-06-2007, 06:05 PM
My liver is great, thank you.
The Atheist surely won't post after me, he is too busy.
NikolaiI
12-07-2007, 06:58 AM
Hey, hands off my liver!
Yep it weren't The Ath-eist (with a southern drawl)
laff
Next is probably not that guy who plays Sam on Supernatural because he's...well, what are the chances?
Niamh
12-08-2007, 07:27 AM
Very slim.
Next is not a big giant hanky here to blow the universes nose.
Whifflingpin
12-10-2007, 05:50 PM
That's a relief - I thought I was.
Smaug is unlikely to be flying this way, due to an accident resulting from inadequately supervised archery.
Niamh
12-21-2007, 07:05 PM
nope! But i thought i saw moby dave somewhere!
It wont be someone with more that 6000 posts...
Nightshade
12-22-2007, 02:44 AM
Sorries could resist...
I doubt Aimus will post after me because if he has any sense hes still sleeping.
symphony
12-22-2007, 03:06 AM
No above-teens will post after me!
crazefest456
12-22-2007, 03:08 AM
you're right! how'd you know? :goof:
next is someone who's reading this in the morning...
kiz_paws
12-22-2007, 03:15 AM
I predict that Silent X will not be posting after me because I can't remember the last time I saw him 'round these parts...
symphony
12-22-2007, 03:29 AM
I dont see Richard Gere...
No, not anywhere near...
So, next is ne'er
anyone with white hair.
BulletproofDork
12-22-2007, 04:17 AM
:lol: *checks* Ah, thank God, still very black.
Next will not be andya seeing as she's in bed reading a book, and almost nothing can tear her away.
Pensive
12-22-2007, 02:52 PM
Who am I? Do I know? No? Ah they all say I have experienced a memory loss, but I could have been Andya...
Any jinn wouldn't.
Niamh
12-22-2007, 03:36 PM
but a fairy would!:p
next wont be the grinch
Nightshade
12-22-2007, 04:35 PM
your right I like Xmas
next will not be a walking , talking yetti
Pensive
12-24-2007, 12:13 PM
Yeees, how did you guess? :p
Someone in love with the mad world?
NikolaiI
12-24-2007, 03:57 PM
Nope I am not in love with the world, although I am in love with an idealized Bert Jansch. :D
Or actually---the answer is yes, since this is posting who will not post after.
Next will not be Bert Jansch because they sent him to the moon.
stephofthenight
12-24-2007, 09:39 PM
neo :( :(
Pensive
12-25-2007, 06:04 AM
Umm yes I guess.
Any witch?
LadyW
12-25-2007, 08:13 AM
Well I guess Jesus isn't gonna register to this forum anytime soon.... damn
Pensive
12-25-2007, 08:24 AM
Bilbo Baggins
Logos
09-05-2009, 02:12 AM
User "xxxxMblahblahblahabc" because they've been banned for spamming, AGAIN :p :lol:
DesireKnowledge
09-05-2009, 05:30 AM
Your correct, I am not a banned user,
Edgar Allan Poe wont post after me, he has been buried, alive?
papayahed
09-05-2009, 08:35 AM
correct
Next: A sea Turtle will not post next
andave_ya
09-05-2009, 06:38 PM
I resent that. I am a sea turtle. See, I'm green with envy.
Galadriel. Galadriel won't post next, seeing that she's somewhere over the Sundering Seas.
Scheherazade
07-15-2010, 11:44 AM
Someone who likes sushi?
dafydd manton
07-15-2010, 11:50 AM
Too right - they'd probably have their head over a bucket!!
Llewellyn ap Gruffydd, because he didn't speak English, and anyway he died in 1282.
Good thinking:nod:
I will most definitely NOT post after me.
dafydd manton
07-15-2010, 04:51 PM
Egad - the man's a genius. He was right all along. Here, have a Nobel prize, a Booker prize and a box of chockies!
Hmmmmm, I wonder who this brilliant 'man' is?
Well that brilliant person who just got a Nobel is most definitely not going to post after me.
dafydd manton
07-16-2010, 04:06 AM
The person who made assumptions about gender will not post after me!
(Sorry if I got it wrong!!)
The person for whom the apology is meant will most definitely not post after me!
(No problem! :))
dafydd manton
08-01-2010, 01:23 AM
The person about whom I failed to recognise gender probably won't post after me because they're not talking to me any more.....ma'am!
Sirhttp://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj85/plvs252/images/sorry.gif You are a little (or should I say completely) wrong in your prediction (or could I say assumption) again.:smilewinkgrin:
The Admin is most definitely not going to post after me.
dafydd manton
08-02-2010, 07:44 AM
Madam is most gracious, and has quite the most enchanting curtsey since the chambermaid spilt hot chocolate down Queen Victoria's frock.
Next dislikes hot chocolate
Sir! You forget what game we are playing!
I do like hot chocolate a lot but I have to predict who isn't going to post after me...so I'll say 0=2 (it's a username, believe me) couldn't possibly post after me.
adityasam
08-02-2010, 11:05 AM
Good!
I don't think mrv will post after me.
dafydd manton
08-02-2010, 03:16 PM
Sir! You forget what game we are playing!
I do like hot chocolate a lot but I have to predict who isn't going to post after me...so I'll say 0=2 (it's a username, believe me) couldn't possibly post after me.
Apologies! I'm obviously starting to get blood in my alcohol stream!
Apologies! I'm obviously starting to get blood in my alcohol stream!
Hmmm...Quite possible! Quick! Bleed some and set the balance right!
Proof of how serious your condition is- you again forgot what you need to do here!
"predict who will most definitely NOT post after you"
dafydd manton is not going to post after me (isn't drunk enough to be able to do so:smilewinkgrin:).
adityasam
08-04-2010, 02:34 AM
Yes!
An Indian will not post after me!
dafydd manton
08-06-2010, 03:17 PM
Wrong! Yours sincerely, Gupta! (OK, so I lied!)
Next will be an irate Plutonian
Jerrybaldy
08-06-2010, 05:08 PM
I am irate. I love pluto and you earthlings downgrading it from a planet makes me want to plop in your oceans. By the way it is very cool to be bald here and all you hairy ones will be first against the wall when we arrive. The next will not be English.
dafydd manton
08-06-2010, 05:10 PM
Ach, so zer Englaender hat mich ausgefunden! Also, gut, nicht wahr? (Or something!)
Next will also be Angliski
:banghead:
Anyone who does not remember that this thread is called "predict who will most definitely NOT post after you"
will most definitely NOT post after me.
dafydd manton
08-10-2010, 04:10 PM
I stand, sit and lean against a lamp-post, utterly corrected, contrite, feeling ashamed of myself and contemplating suicide by beating myself to death with a frozen kipper. You are, of course, quite right, and I can only grovel, in a westerly direction. Please forgive me, all those big red letters are positively alarming.
Next to post will not be Martin Luther, because he hated computer games and thought they were frivolous.
adityasam
08-11-2010, 04:40 AM
Lol...Right!
Next will not be the Rockin' Boy Child!
tainaprincess
08-11-2010, 03:28 PM
Lol, correct.
Next, will not be a professional athlete.
dafydd manton
08-11-2010, 03:34 PM
Oh, you're so right! I wonder why there appear to be few Jocks on this particular forum? Must be a reason!
Next will not have been part of Hitler's Cabinet.
tainaprincess
08-11-2010, 04:01 PM
Correct, I was nowhere near being conceived :D
Next will not have been to Fiji.
dafydd manton
08-11-2010, 04:22 PM
How did you know that? I've never been anywhere near it.
Ha! Next won't have been to Skegness!
tainaprincess
08-11-2010, 04:30 PM
You're right!!! I've never even heard of it.
Next, won't have been in the armed forces.
dafydd manton
08-11-2010, 05:03 PM
Ah, sorry, wrong. 15 years Royal Air Force.
Next will be dressed in top hat and tails, with a black bow tie.
tainaprincess
08-11-2010, 05:10 PM
Nope, sorry.
Next will own 3 television sets.
dafydd manton
08-11-2010, 05:18 PM
(Sorry, bit of a peasant, we only have one, and that is steam-driven!)
Next will have four tiaras and a coronet.
tainaprincess
08-11-2010, 05:30 PM
Nope, sorry. I once had a crown of flowers, if that counts.
Next will have carpeted floors.
Next will be dressed in top hat and tails, with a black bow tie.
My incorrigibly forgetful Sir, you almost made me give up!
But I am just as incorrigible as you, so first of all making an appearance , now in bolder, larger and in a louder color is:
predict who will most definitely NOT post after you
0=2 will most definitely not post after me. It is proving a pretty difficult game to figure out and 0=2 couldn't possibly be up to the task.
dafydd manton
08-12-2010, 08:28 AM
Ah, but, if you're not, and I'm prepared to bet that you aren't, I win! Sorry, I must stop using this thing late at night. You are, as ever, correct. I can only surmise it is an age thing. It should have read Next is NOT in etc etc blah blah.
I wish I knew how to get those big red letters, so I could apoloigise properly, but I am also a total dummy with computers!
Well, if you can be embarrassed enough to contemplate suicide, beating yourself dead with a 'frozen kipper', and still keep forgetting what thread you are posting in, I wouldn't think an apology, even in the largest font size, could do the trick.
dafydd manton
08-12-2010, 08:44 AM
Right! It's off to Westminster Bridge, and the concrete Wellies!!
Next will NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT keep on nagging me!
adityasam
08-12-2010, 12:22 PM
Yes!
Next will be a photographer!
Scheherazade
08-12-2010, 01:00 PM
I think Adit meant the next person would NOT be a photographer and he is right! I am not someone who takes photos.
Next... I won't be posting next.
Hawkman
08-12-2010, 02:18 PM
Amazing powers of precognition. You were entirely correct, you did not post next.
I predict that Genghis Kahn will not make the next post, although he may have tried earlier but failed because he didn't have the right stamp.
snowdrop17
08-12-2010, 02:54 PM
You are absolutely Right. Genghis Khan would be asleep in his grave, in a far away land.
The next will not belong to the fairyland...
dafydd manton
08-12-2010, 04:43 PM
I am, indeed, decidedly unfairy-like, in every respect.
Next will not have met Napoleon Bonaparte.
Hawkman
08-12-2010, 05:11 PM
You are correct. the person who wanted to post next and who had met Napoleon Bonaparte was unfortunately unable to type, so I posted for him.
The next person to post will never have eaten dingo's kidney sausages.
dafydd manton
08-12-2010, 06:10 PM
Regrettably, tea tonight was.......well, I don't know but it tasted like bits of dingo. i dread to think which bits.
Next tonight will not love the music of Sir Michael Tippet. (Largely because nobody does!)
Scheherazade
08-12-2010, 07:06 PM
Who is Sir Michael Tippet?
I am pretty sure it won't be someone who likes football (soccer).
dafydd manton
08-12-2010, 07:09 PM
It won't!! Correct. (Sir Michael Tippet - British composer, who wrote the only concert I've ever walked out of. Completely atonal!)
Next will not be wearing galligaskins.
tainaprincess
08-13-2010, 12:12 AM
Correct.
Next will not be preparing for a trip this coming weekend.
Hawkman
08-13-2010, 06:27 AM
If you'd been right it might well have been a thread killer :D
The next person to post will not be eating green olives and drinking sherry from the bejewled skull of their fallen enemy.
adityasam
08-13-2010, 07:54 AM
Woah! You are right.....
Next will not be the person who likes English language the most!
Pendragon
08-13-2010, 09:48 AM
Fraid not. I can read some French, but my pronunciation leaves much to be desired, so I stick with English
Next someone in love with themselves
dafydd manton
08-13-2010, 09:53 AM
Ah ha - the old double bluff! If I answer, I admit to narcissistic tendencies, if I don't the whole thread dries up. However, if I pretend that I didn't not answer, but answered the one above, which I didn't, then I wouldn't have not not been wrong, wrongly or otherwise, but I will have been right in that I was wrong about being right, although right about being wrong, whether the wrong was righted or not.
Next will not be Henry Joyce.
Hawkman
08-13-2010, 01:19 PM
Remarkable perspicacity. I am indeed, not James Joyce and neither would I want to be.
The next person to post will not be missing their right index finger, have a scar from a rope burn round their neck and have two left feet.
dafydd manton
08-13-2010, 01:33 PM
Well, you were nearly right about the index finger and the rope scar (it was a close call), but regrettably I have two right feet. It's the hands that are both left ones.
Next will not be wearing an eye patch, carrying a brace of pistols and a cutlass and have a parrot on his shoulder.
Hawkman
08-13-2010, 01:40 PM
The parrot fell off
the next poster will not be dead.
dafydd manton
08-13-2010, 01:44 PM
No, but it's a close-run thing, I tell 'ee!!
next has never ridden a motorcycle to the top of Princess Margaret.
Hawkman
08-13-2010, 01:46 PM
Would that be before or after she died?
dafydd manton
08-13-2010, 01:48 PM
Before is generally the more difficult, as a result of verticality, except in severe cases of gin. Well, several cases, then.
Hawkman
08-13-2010, 01:51 PM
In that case your were correct in your prediction.
The next poster will not be performing corrective surgery for someone with two right feet.
dafydd manton
08-13-2010, 01:52 PM
Correct - I would love to, but every time I try to get to the operating table, I keep going round in little circles.
Next is not in an igloo, just outside Hartlepool.
papayahed
08-13-2010, 01:54 PM
Correct, an igloo wouldn't last in my neck of the swamp.
Next will not be a member of the US congress.
dafydd manton
08-13-2010, 01:56 PM
That is true - US Congresses do not live in igloos outside Hartlepool, either.
Next is not likely to become a Goat Worshipper any time this week.
aliengirl
08-13-2010, 03:00 PM
RIGHT. I will not become a goat worshipper any time in this life.
The next is not going to sleep in a nest...
dafydd manton
08-13-2010, 03:09 PM
Ah, we have this strange tradition around here.......... Fortunately, only on Wednesdays.
Next will not have played the Bruch violin concerto on comb and paper recently
adityasam
08-14-2010, 02:29 AM
Lol.....No.
Next will not be hillwalker (easy)!
I could be a hillwalker!
The Englishman who went up a hill but came down a mountain will most definitely not post after me.
Hawkman
08-15-2010, 06:22 PM
How can we ever know? one of us could be Hugh Grant!
The next pwrson to post will not be wearing tin foil on his head to keep alien thought rays out of his brain. (I hope Dafydd isn't still up)
adityasam
08-16-2010, 01:02 AM
Lol....It is me...
Next won't be having more than 1000 posts...
dafydd manton
08-16-2010, 12:05 PM
Sorry, Sam, I've only got 3, or 4 including this one.
Next will not have served in the Praetorian Guard.
adityasam
08-16-2010, 12:10 PM
What? No No No...
Next won't be the person who has good impressions on a guy named Brad Gyton!
dafydd manton
08-16-2010, 12:19 PM
Wrong! For Brad is a brilliant bunny, and all-round excellent type.
Next will not be called Lord Tantamount Horseposture.
adityasam
08-16-2010, 12:21 PM
Lol.....Right
Next isn't a Plutoian!
dafydd manton
08-16-2010, 12:26 PM
He's not, he's merely some geezer that's grateful for your comment of my Guestbook...Thanks a lot.
Next will not be down a coal-mine.
adityasam
08-16-2010, 12:27 PM
Yes!
Next has never seen mango lentils in his life!
tainaprincess
08-18-2010, 03:48 PM
True.
Next will not be someone from Japan...
dafydd manton
08-18-2010, 03:52 PM
*Looks out of window* Egad, you're right - it's definitely England. It must be, there's a McDonalds and a Sainsbury's over there!
Next doesn't know what Sainsbury's is - or care much, either!
tainaprincess
08-18-2010, 03:55 PM
True, except that I am curious to know what Sainsbury's is.
Next will NOT not know the answer to my question.
dafydd manton
08-18-2010, 04:17 PM
Bet he does!! It's a supermarket chain!
Next will never have lived in an igloo.
adityasam
08-18-2010, 05:32 PM
Yep!
Next won't be a brit....
ReadingElmo
08-30-2010, 03:47 PM
kathycf
dafydd manton
08-30-2010, 04:52 PM
Nor will I (Eh?)
dafydd manton
08-30-2010, 05:00 PM
Well, if it isn't us, who will it be? Jean Paul Sartre? Nah!
Well, we don't need to worry who will, the question is who won't, so Sartre is a good enough option. I bet he won't.
adityasam
08-31-2010, 08:11 AM
Yes!
Next won't be a cricket fan!!!!
ReadingElmo
08-31-2010, 05:00 PM
You've got that right, only because I don't really know the sport, so can hardly be a fan. I've wanted to learn about it though, but it's all a bit of a sticky wicket when I get into it.
The next poster will be fair to behold and true in heart.
dafydd manton
08-31-2010, 05:09 PM
Wrong! I am in fact a hunchback, with warts, a wooden leg, a duelling scar, scrofula, alopecia and a rare foot disease normally only caught by camels. As a result, I hate the world and everybody in it, except a certain Mrs Ethel Grollicks of Sydney.
Next will not be sane, either.
adityasam
09-01-2010, 01:10 AM
Haha...Yep!
Next won't be a baby bandit!
ReadingElmo
09-02-2010, 04:40 PM
Correct! I must not be, since I've never bandited a baby.
The next will not have had fruit the day before yesterday.
Sorry, I at least have orange juice every morning.
The next poster will have gone fishing in the last year.
adityasam
09-03-2010, 10:24 AM
Haven't seen a lake for a few months atleast!
Next won't be Manton!
I'm not.
The next won't be Manton either.
dafydd manton
09-05-2010, 01:31 PM
Oh yes he will ! (Cackle Cackle)
Next won't have a first name, either!
aliengirl
09-05-2010, 02:10 PM
No, she has.
Next won't be Shakespeare...
No, not yet!
None of the people who have already posted in this thread.
adityasam
09-08-2010, 04:20 AM
Yes!
Next won't be mrv!
You happen to be wrong this time.
She will most definitely not post after me.
dafydd manton
09-11-2010, 04:21 PM
Now, how did you do that?
Next won't be anybody using their real name.
Well this one does use her real name. But then... everyone does!
Anyone having less than two posts will most definitely not post after me.
adityasam
09-12-2010, 01:44 AM
WOW! I am just about more than 2 posts less than getting a 1000 posts. But that was easy, with that prediction, you can win 99.9 times of 100. You surely are a great winner!
Next will not be a Federer Fan!
aliengirl
09-13-2010, 02:55 PM
Wrong! I greatly admire Federer and I'm so sad that he could not reach the final of US open.
Next won't be a fan of Joseph Conrad...
Right, I'm not.
Anyone with any dancing bananas tagging along won't post after me.
adityasam
09-23-2010, 03:33 PM
Yep! I have never been tagged as a dancing banana!
Next won't be a good dancer!
aliengirl
09-23-2010, 03:43 PM
Right!
Next would not be an architect...
dafydd manton
09-23-2010, 03:48 PM
No, correct, but I do have a dancing banana!
adityasam
09-23-2010, 03:53 PM
Your Prediction?
dafydd manton
09-23-2010, 03:57 PM
Next would not ask me my prediction....twice!!!! (Sorry, Sam!!)
aliengirl
09-23-2010, 04:00 PM
Right.
Next won't be a fan of Sylvia Plath
adityasam
09-23-2010, 04:02 PM
Not a fan actually....but I do like her works.....deal with matters of life in an excellent way.....Anyway you got it right there!
Next won't be a LitNet hater!
Obviously!
The girl who claims to be an alien won't post after me.
adityasam
09-25-2010, 11:58 AM
Right!
Next won't be Jassy Melson!
Scheherazade
09-26-2011, 04:36 PM
Surprisingly, I am not Jassy Melson.
Next... It will be someone who is not 40+.
MarkBastable
09-26-2011, 05:10 PM
Surprisingly, I am not Jassy Melson.
Next... It will be someone who is not 40+.
What - waist? age? IQ?
Next.... the next person to post will not be someone who has failed to consider whether or not they fit the criteria for not being the person who posts next, having read this before they actually do so.
Scheherazade
09-26-2011, 05:21 PM
What - waist? age? IQ? That was the point...
Next.... the next person to post will not be someone who has failed to consider whether or not they fit the criteria for not being the person who posts next, having read this before they actually do so.Yes... I think?
Next, it will not be someone who likes the Beatles.
NikolaiI
09-26-2011, 05:30 PM
Yep, I love the Beatles.
Next is not someone who will try to turn this thread into the normal "Predit who will post..." thread by adding superfluous "not"s into their predicition.
MarkBastable
09-26-2011, 06:19 PM
Yep, I love the Beatles.
Next is not someone who will try to turn this thread into the normal "Predit who will post..." thread by adding superfluous "not"s into their predicition.
So is the idea to say 'the person who will post after me will not (be male, have a pet, talk Spanish)" or is it to say 'it will be someone who doesn't speak Spanish' which amounts to the same thing, or is it to say 'a Spanish speaker', on the basis that the 'not' is inherent in the title of the thread? Because I did the first of those, specifically, and internally-referentially - and I didn't put in double negatives that made it the opposite, which would be to predict who would.
Not that it matters.
Anyway, I don't now know whether I am or am not the person who is - or possibly, given the principle of the thread 'isn't' - who you predicted I wouldn't be.
The next person to post won't be someone who sustains this pedantic dialogue.
Delta40
09-26-2011, 06:22 PM
Does it mean you lose if you're right? I mean I'm crap at sustaining pedantic dialogue. I have my two cents worth then decide I just can't be bothered (or is it because I'm not intellectual enough?) Anyway the person who WON"T post after me doesn't experience artistic frustration in any way whatsoever.
NikolaiI
09-26-2011, 06:29 PM
Well I just realized, to be truly honest, we've just bastardized the game. It's not just predict who will not post after you, but who will most definitely not post after you. That does change it somewhat...
And I am afraid I must disappoint, Delta 40. I'm sure in some way I do experience artistic frustration.
To make things simple . . . and perhaps boring - Islandclimber will most definitely not post after me.
aliengirl
09-27-2011, 11:00 AM
RIGHT!!! I'm no 'Islandclimber'.
Next is definitely not someone returning to this thread after a week.
Pensive
10-01-2011, 05:08 PM
hmmm am I not? :p
Scher? :p
NikolaiI
10-01-2011, 09:38 PM
Yep. She must not want to prove you wrong :)
Someone with a math degree
iamnobody
10-01-2011, 10:57 PM
You're right!
Next will definitely not be Lady Gaga.
tailor STATELY
02-16-2024, 01:44 AM
99.9999 % of litnutters won't post after me because they forgot their password(s) and can no longer start a new account.
Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
tailor
bounty
02-16-2024, 09:00 AM
im enjoying just the handful of us that are here tailor, but I often lament that such a wonderful site has gone by the wayside.
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