Birthday game

[Sweets America]

Ok, here is a new game. Sorry if a similar thread has already been posted.
Here are three lists. In the first one, find the month when you were born. In the second one, find the day when you were born, and in the last one, find the first letter of your name, and it will make a sentence.

Months:

January: I left with
February: I had sex with
Mars: I killed
April: I tickled
May: I slapped
June: I stole
July: I ate
August: I married
September: I kicked
October: I dressed like
November: I set fire to
December: I spent the night with

Days:

1 myself
2 a fellow
3 a monkey
4 my best friend
5 an elephant
6 a dork
7 my mother
8 Britney Spears
9 a cat
10 a mouse
11 a piglet
12 a Lit Net member
13 Winnie the Pooh
14 a seal
15 a bear
16 a carrot
17 a banana
18 a Marsupilami
19 a Care Bear
20 a guy
21 a poet
22 my brother
23 my teacher
24 you
25 your mother
26 my dog
27 God
28 my children
29 Stephen King
30 a girl
31 my wife/husband

Letters:

A to save the future
B because I hate him/her
C and I like it
D for a piece of cake
E because I am a nice person
F and I find myself hot
G to be a king/queen
H because I am stupid
I to gain popularity
J and I find it funny
K for no reason
L and I argued with mommy
M to be a hero
N because I like nerds
O because I love life
P because I’m gay
Q for my friend
R and a bull charged me
S because I’m nuts
T and a 10 year old beat me up
U because I have no friend
V because I’m bored
W because I have no life
X for my own sake
Y because I don’t like that
Z and you would have done the same thing.

Mine is 'I spent the night with a bear because I'm nuts'. :p
What's yours?

[Dori]

I already hate this game...

"I slapped my wife because I'm gay."

[amalia1985]

I love it, great idea!!

Mine is:''I ate a piglet to save the future".

[PrinceMyshkin]

I had sex with a banana and I find it funny.

[vheissu]

But should we use our litnet name or our real one?

Well, 2 versions of mine:

I killed a Care Bear because I'm bored

or (this would sound more realistic)

I killed a Care Bear for a piece of cake

[Shalot]

Me:
I had sex with your mother because I'm nuts

My husband:
I stole a Care Bear and I find it funny

My dad:
I married a piglet and bull charged me

My brother:
I had sex with a mouse to be a hero

this is too funny.

[Bakiryu]

Me: I kicked my best friend and I find it funny

My mum: I had sex with Winnie the Pooh to be a hero

My dad: I kicked Britney Spears and a bull charged me

My brother: I married Britney Spears because I have no life (hey this one is almost true!)

Lmao!

[Sweets America]

Me: I kicked my best friend and I find it funny

My mum: I had sex with Winnie the Pooh to be a hero

My dad: I kicked Britney Spears and a bull charged mem

My brother: I married Britney Spears because I have no life (hey this one is almost true!)

Lmao!

Ehehehehe, I love the one of your brother!! :lol:

The answers in general are quite funny!

[andave_ya]

I tickled Stephen King to be a hero.

Why me?

[schadenfreude]

"I set fire to my children to save the future"

That sounds rather sinister.

[Granny5]

I left with a fellow because I'm nuts.

[crazefest456]

I spent the night with a carrot to save the future.

that explains EVERYTHING.

[Reccura]

"I kicked a dork to gain popularity"
.......
that is so not me. I never liked to be popular girl.. unless I could be popular as an artist!!!:D

[browneyedbailey]

I spent the night with a care bear because I hate him/her.

why would I do that?

[Pensive]

:lol:


I spent the night with Britney Spears because I’m gay

Holy crap! Even if you had to turn me a lesbian, couldn't you have found for me a better partner! :(

[Reccura]

I spent the night with a carrot to save the future.

that explains EVERYTHING.

that is so funny!:lol:

[LadyWentworth]

With my username:

I set fire to a dork and I argued with mommy.

With my real name:

I set fire to a dork for no reason.

So, basically, I set fire to some poor dork (probably one of my brothers :p ) for no reason and I got into an argument with my mother about it! :)

[Sweets America]

I tickled Stephen King to be a hero.

Why me?

I would tickle Stephen King anytime!!! With pleasure. :banana:

[Pendragon]

"I set fire to you for a piece of cake." http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Four/Adios.gif

[Niamh]

I left with myself because i like nerds.

too bizzarre!

[BulletproofDork]

I stole a carrot and I argued with mommy.


Eh????

[Wyoecho]

I spent the night with

God

Because I am Nuts

[kiz_paws]

Me: I ate Stephen King for no reason :lol:

My Husband: I kicked a monkey because I have no life :sick:

[AdoreroDio]

I married a carrot to save the future.

[LadyW]

I stole a cat to save the future.
[Yay, go me!]

[Madhuri]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

I married an elephant to be a hero..... :D

I am at my office an I am trying not to laugh out loud, people will think I am insane..... :D :D

[pussnboots]

with my user name: I tickled god because I am gay

with real name: I tickled god and a bull charged me

[ntropyincarnate]

with my real name, "I spent the night with a poet to be a hero."

with my user name, "I spent the night with a poet because I like nerds."