Tell Us a Secret

[subterranean]

I'll Start:

Baby oil isn't actually made for babies


Cheers

[verybaddmom]

hmm...well then, do tell, sub? what's it really for?

[papayahed]

I thought Baby oil was made from babies.

[Stanislaw]

Yup babies that have been ripened to perfection and then squiezed.

That reminds me ever here of a dead baby joke, they are really gross.

[subterranean]

Peeps, it's suppose to be a secret..

[baddad]

If in a forest hunting bambi (a cute little ungulate, a deer) and bambi realizes a danger approaches and begins to run away from the hunter, a loud whistle (usually produced by placing two fingers in your mouth and blowing) will cause bambi to stop running and turn in profile to look back at the source of the whistle...........unfortunately for bambi, this is the way venison is made.......

Of course, this thread is about secrets, so the only way I can justify this little ditty is to point out that it is quite obvious to me that no one has mentioned this technique to the animals of the forest....

Oh, yes, one more thing. As verybaddmom has wondered, I too wonder...........baby oil.....its uses and abuses......what could they possibly be?