Ask Bailey!!

[browneyedbailey]

Okay, I know Bakiryu already has an advice thread, but I'm going to do the OPPISITE!! Ask a question and I'll tell you the bad advice. Okay?:thumbs_up

[Pensive]

Okay, tell me how to annoy someone.

[browneyedbailey]

Remember, this is oppisite:
love them up really good(or whatever they like). Now, do the oppisite.

[Granny5]

How do I get my princess to want really cheap stuff for her birthday and Christmas?

[browneyedbailey]

Hey!!

Buy her what she wants!! ( I want a Fly Pen :))

[Granny5]

Hey!!

Buy her what she wants!! ( I want a Fly Pen :))

Does that mean to buy her want she wants or not to buy her want she wants??? Is it good advise or bad advise???? and what is a Fly Pen??????

[browneyedbailey]

It's the oppisite answer. It's a bad answer.

[Granny5]

but I always try to get my princess what she wants. do you mean that I shouldn't do that???

I still don't know what a fly pen is.

[Poppy]

How do I get Granny to quit spending so much money on the princess.

[browneyedbailey]

Granny: no!! Ask Skyler.

Poppy: help her spend some money!

[Poppy]

Thanks for the BAD advice, but Granny thinks it good advice...

[browneyedbailey]

Bad for her.

[Bakiryu]

dear bailey,

I'd be better if you quoted the person and answered him/her that way people can see your answers better and know to what they refer.

[Virgil]

OK Bailey, how do I get my wife to not nag me anymore?

[Bakiryu]

dear bailey,

how do I learn to cook if I've never tried it?

[Logos]

Ok Bailey, what's your BAD advice for LitNet trolls? :D

[browneyedbailey]

OK Bailey, how do I get my wife to not nag me anymore?

Ignore her.


dear bailey,

how do I learn to cook if I've never tried it?

Don't ask your mom!:lol:

[Pensive]

Remember, this is oppisite:
love them up really good(or whatever they like). Now, do the oppisite.

Well, thank you. That seems like a really good advice.

"Love your enemies. Nothing annoys them this much." :p

[browneyedbailey]

Ok Bailey, what's your BAD advice for LitNet trolls? :D

feed them.

[Logos]

:lol: that's 'great' advice, thanks!

[browneyedbailey]

no problem!

[Granny5]

Dear Bailey,
How do I get my lazy husband to do all the housework and rub my feet and bring me ice cream in bed?

[Virgil]

Should we serve horsdoevers on Thanksgiving or will people fill up on that and not eat turkey?

[Granny5]

Should we serve horsdoevers on Thanksgiving or will people fill up on that and not eat turkey?

You've given me a great idea, Virgil. I could get a beautiful fake turkey, serve lots of horsdoevers and side dishes, set the beautiful turkey out and no one would want it. Then I could use it year after year after year.(Actually, my turkey tastes almost fake, so MH is doing the turkey this year and I'm doing sides and trays.)

What do you think, browneyedbailey-boo?

[browneyedbailey]

Dear Bailey,
How do I get my lazy husband to do all the housework and rub my feet and bring me ice cream in bed?

You're selfish granny. I can't help you there.


You've given me a great idea, Virgil. I could get a beautiful fake turkey, serve lots of horsdoevers and side dishes, set the beautiful turkey out and no one would want it. Then I could use it year after year after year.(Actually, my turkey tastes almost fake, so MH is doing the turkey this year and I'm doing sides and trays.)

What do you think, browneyedbailey-boo?

Virgil, I think Granny is wrong. Yet with the sleepy stuff, your guests would leave sooner. (Keep in mind, I'm telling you the oppisite).

[Gadget Girl]

Dear Bailey,

How can I stop my nephews from bothering me all the time?

[Scheherazade]

"Wait and don't grow up" > Is this a good or bad advice? :D

[Gadget Girl]

:lol: I think it's both? Well, personally I think it's a good bad advice. Haha!

[crazefest456]

Dear Bailey,

It's 11:00 (I wake up late) and I really want to drink this juice I have. My problem is that the juice can has some ice formed in the bottom of it and I don't want to make anything wet, so I put it inside a mug. Now I need a fast way to drink this without getting any water on my lap, and I can't wait to watch the ice melt. What do I do?

[motherhubbard]

"Wait and don't grow up" > Is this a good or bad advice? :D

what I say is don't be in such a hurry to grow up, you have the rest of your life to be old. What she hears is another thing!


Dear Bailey,

How can I get my lovely children to mind me and listen to what I am saying and just generally act like the Ozzy and Harriet Show?

Love,
Mom

[Granny5]

what I say is don't be in such a hurry to grow up, you have the rest of your life to be old. What she hears is another thing!


Dear Bailey,

How can I get my lovely children to mind me and listen to what I am saying and just generally act like the Ozzy and Harriet Show?

Love,
Mom

Dear Bailey,
Don't ask me, my children never listened to me or acted like the Nelsons.
My question is why did I have to be sick on Thanksgiving?
Love,
Granny

[browneyedbailey]

Dear Bailey,

How can I stop my nephews from bothering me all the time?
Ignore them and don't play games.


"Wait and don't grow up" > Is this a good or bad advice? :D
It's just something my mom says. (that is true!)


Dear Bailey,

It's 11:00 (I wake up late) and I really want to drink this juice I have. My problem is that the juice can has some ice formed in the bottom of it and I don't want to make anything wet, so I put it inside a mug. Now I need a fast way to drink this without getting any water on my lap, and I can't wait to watch the ice melt. What do I do?
Don'watch the ice melt and drink it first! (now do the oppisite!)


what I say is don't be in such a hurry to grow up, you have the rest of your life to be old. What she hears is another thing!


Dear Bailey,

How can I get my lovely children to mind me and listen to what I am saying and just generally act like the Ozzy and Harriet Show?

Love,
Mom
they don't listen to me! Not birth control!

[motherhubbard]

they don't listen to me! Not birth control!

I'm afraid it's a little too late for that!

[browneyedbailey]

true...

[browneyedbailey]

Dear Bailey,
Don't ask me, my children never listened to me or acted like the Nelsons.
My question is why did I have to be sick on Thanksgiving?
Love,
Granny

Well, you did have Sarah...

[toni]

Dear Bailey.

I should have done a poetry reading at my school program today but was too chicken to do so :( What do I do next time I feel chicken-ish? My friends and I think I passed up an opportunity.

Love, Toni

[browneyedbailey]

Dear Bailey.

I should have done a poetry reading at my school program today but was too chicken to do so :( What do I do next time I feel chicken-ish? My friends and I think I passed up an opportunity.

Love, Toni

to Toni,
I'm going to tell the truth. I get stage fright too. whenever I sang for school. What I do is I smile and think that they're all there for me, nobody else, but me. If that doesn't work, tell me here.

[browneyedbailey]

I've been waiting for some one to post. What should I do?

[browneyedbailey]

Well, you could tell someone. HEY! SOMEBODY POST HERE!

[crazefest456]

UH...don't wait for someone to post?

am I supposed to reverse-advise you?

:lol: nevermind...

[lili student]

dear bailey,

how can I resolve the broken relationships between friends?

[browneyedbailey]

Ooooo, I've been in that kind of situation. What exactly is wrong?

[B-Mental]

Dear Bailey,
OK, I need holiday picture help fast...how do I prevent the double chin from showing up in my Christmas pictures?

[motherhubbard]

B- Bailey is reverse advice so she will probably say pull your chin into your neck or something like that. I saw an Oprah that said you should stick your chin way out to prevent the old double chin from showing.

[B-Mental]

Yeah Ma, I'm onto Bailey's wiley advice...personally I force people that are taking my picture from below me to either stand or get a higher vantage point...but I was curious what Bailey had to say.

[motherhubbard]

I'll make sure she gets on as soon as she wakes up!

[browneyedbailey]

this is now a truth thread


Dear Bailey,
OK, I need holiday picture help fast...how do I prevent the double chin from showing up in my Christmas pictures?

B- all you have to do is stick your head forward and incline your neck a little. but try not to make yourself look like an idoit. Remember, a little.


B- Bailey is reverse advice so she will probably say pull your chin into your neck or something like that. I saw an Oprah that said you should stick your chin way out to prevent the old double chin from showing.

WRONG!!!:lol:

[B-Mental]

Now I'm totally confused Bailey...LOL.

[browneyedbailey]

I'm giving good advise now.