Profession Problems

[Pendragon]

This game is played like the you know your a big dork game, except you use professions, job slander: thus:

You know you've been a cop too long when your Christmas tree only features blinking red and blue lights...

You realize your engineering skills take up too much of your time when you visit Mammoth Cave and start to redesign it in your head...

You know being a computer tech is wearing thin when you're buying something in a store and the clerk complains that the computer must be down and without thinking you reach across him and casually reboot the computer...

You know being your own boss isn't going to do it when you find yourself trying to figure out how to fire yourself...

Try some. It's fun!

[papayahed]

You know you've been a safety person far too long when you bring safety glasses for everyone to the baseball game.

[BlueSkyGB]

You know you've worked in a library too long....when you go to a friends house and start organizing their bookshelf......
Dewey Decimal.......:lol:

[manolia]

You know you've been a civil engineer for too long when you enter in a building and start looking for its columns and beams or checking if it has any cracks :sick:

or when you visit a foreign country and the only thing you care about is its buildings

[Taliesin]

You know you have been into carpentry too long if you see in an erotic magazine a picture of good-looking naked young women in a sauna and you think about how well the sauna-bench is built.


You know that you have worked too long behind a computer if you start frying an egg, you burn it and you want to restart.

[Poppy]

You know you have been an attorney to long....when, er, well you just know!!!

[Poppy]

You know you have been a Psychologist too long when you decide YOU need therapy.

Rose's are red's
Violet's are blue
I'm schizophrenic
and so am I..

[Pendragon]

You know you've been a news reporter too long when you are in a accident and jump out and start interviewing witnesses...:rolleyes:

you've been a teacher far too long when you start noticing all the grammatical errors in your e-mails...

You've tended bar too long when you can't open a beer without pouring it into a glass and looking for someone to chat with, while wiping of the endtable...

You've been a MD too long when you watch a comedian, and the punchline is "Is there a Doctor in the house?" and you look down at your pager...

You've been an MD far too long if you watch "House" just to argue with his diagnosis...

You are gambling too much when you are in church and the preacher is praying with someone known for bad living and you mutter "I give you odds he ain't serious about this!"

You have been a Catholic Priest too long when the sign says "Look before crossing." and you look and then cross yourself on the way across the road...

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[Granny5]

You know you've been in retail too long when you go shopping and end up straightening the products on the shelves....at other stores.

You know you've been in retail too long when you wouldn't go shopping on Black Friday even if they were giving stuff away!!

[Pendragon]

You've been a receptionist too long when you answer your own phone with, "How may I help you?"

Your being a Minister is wearing thin when a trip to town gives you enough sermon material for a month.

You've been a coal-miner too long when you get asked to put out your cigarette, and you're not smoking, your breath is just a little black.

You have been a telemarketer too long when you can't even call 911 without going into a spiel on magazines or something...

You've been a Cop too long when you wonder why cops with desk jobs even wear guns...

You've been a firefighter too long when anything under a three-alarmer you consider a waste of time.

[Niamh]

You know you've been an Archaeologist too long when you start to excavate you blanket in your sleep.

[Pendragon]

You've been disabled too long when you start to envy the garbageman...

You've been into computer tech too long when you go to buy a new one and tell the salesperson they should take a class or something then they wouldn't have to talk so much BS.

You've been a computer tech too long when you begin to believe the ghost stories they tell you at some of the places you go, because danged if you can find a better explanation as to why the system constantly crashes!

You've worked computer tech support too long when your first question is: "Is your computer plugged in and turned on?" (True.. I've done it!)

You've been in music too long when everything that happens makes you write a song... (How else do we explain songs like "You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly" and "Who Let the Dogs Out")

You've been the receptionist in the ER too long when someone comes in bleeding badly and says "I need to see a doctor, pronto!" and you hit the page and say "Doctor Pronto to ER, STAT."

You've been a Proctologist too long when you put the glove on every time you pass a naked hinney, even in museums .

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[AimusSage]

You know you've been an interstellar soldier when all you can see are turnips everywhere, and not a hamster in sight.

[barbara0207]

You know you've been a lumberjack too long when you start cutting the legs of your chairs and tables.

[Pendragon]

You've been a sport's doctor too long when you witness an auto accident, and the paramedics are working on some guy, and you can't help but say: "Tape that leg up good, and he can be back in the game next play."

You've been a photographer way too long when no matter what happens your only thought is "Did I get the light right on that shot?"

You've been in the Military too long when your kids count cadence on the way to the bus stop: "Hup-2-3-4. Hup-2-3-4."

You may have been arrested too many times, when you stop the car at a scenic overlook, and involuntarily "assume the position."

You might just be drinking too much when you can start the car by breathing into the manifold...

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[Pendragon]

You've driven a race car too long when you find you can no longer turn right...

You've been a referee two long when you are in an accident, two cops are firing questions at you and you blow a whistle at them for unsportmanlike conduct.

You've been a welder too long if you can no longer see without coke bottle sunglasses.

You've been a dairy farmer too long if you've ever mistakingly tried to milk a bull...

You've been a lawyer too long when you get fired from prosecuting and hired to defend the guy on the same day...

You've been a judge too long when your ruling is "Whatever, I'm going fishing!"

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[Niamh]

you know you are in retail to long when you sit up in your sleep and start to count out change to customers. (i've actually done this....aparently....)

[AuntShecky]

You've been a mother too long when you go out to lunch with your friends and you start cutting up their food.

[Pendragon]

You've been thrown out of too many places when the first thing you do upon entering is to check out all possible exits...

[crazefest456]

you know you've been a programmer too long when you've memorized your ip address-- and the 3 pcs' at your parents' house and the other two servers' at work..
(my brother)