Pants game

[kathycf]

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten pants

The Raven, Edgar Allan Poe

[ShoutGrace]

"I've known pants;
Ancient, dusky pants."

Langston Hughes

[ShoutGrace]

"I have lost my pants!!"


----Young Goodman Browne, Nathaniel Hawthorne

[Pendragon]

"Scotty, we need Warp Pants, NOW!" Captain James T. Kirk :alien:

[ShoutGrace]

"She, just like anyone, had her pants story."

A Simple Heart

[Sarka]

"How late it grows! I will run down to the pants."
Jane Eyre

[Sarka]

"The sun came up upon the left,/Out of the pants came he!"
(The Rime of the Ancient Mariner)

[Sarka]

"...and the deep and dank tarn at my feet closed sullenly and silently over the fragments of the Pants of Usher ."

Teehee.

[Sarka]

Blimey, I'm on a roll...

[aeroport]

The Prince had always liked his pants, when it had come to him.

The Golden Bowl

[Shalot]

Take me away from all these pants - Mina (Dracula)

[Shalot]

"Mrs. Dalloway said she would buy the pants herself" - Mrs. Dalloway by Virginia Wolf

[aeroport]

"Brevity is the soul of pants."
Polonius - from Hamlet

[Boris239]

The slogan of the French Revolution- "Liberté, égalité, pants"

Pants save the Queen

[Boris239]

"Pants, thy name is woman!"- Hamlet

[aeroport]

E Pluribus Pants

[ShoutGrace]

"So thou through windows of thine age shall see
Despite of wrinkles, this, thy golden pants."

Sonnet III

[Shalot]

Blow winds blow and crack your pants.
--King Lear, during the storm, act 4

[aeroport]

My philosophy, in essence, is the concept of man as a heroic being, with his own happiness as the moral purpose of his life, with productive achievement as his noblest activity, and reason as his only pants.

Ayn Rand

[subterranean]

With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in pants.

Fight Club

[subterranean]

"Starling! Starling! Crawford wants to see you in his pants"

The Silence of The Pants

[Pendragon]

WE SPEAK HERE OF "MOONING" SOMEONE

: GREGORY
: I will frown as I pass by, and let them take it as they list. [41]

: SAMPSON
: Nay, as they dare. I will lower my pants at them, which is disgrace to them if they bear it.

: ABRAM
: Do you lower your pants at us, sir?

: SAMPSON
: I do lower my pants.

: ABRAM
: Do you lower your pants at us, sir?

: SAMPSON [Aside to Gregory]
: Is the law of our side if I say ay?

: GREGORY [Aside to Sampson]
: No.

: SAMPSON
: No, sir, I do not lower my pants at you, sir, but I lower my pants, sir.

Shakerspeare's Romeo and Juliet

[subterranean]

WE SPEAK HERE OF "MOONING" SOMEONE

: GREGORY
: I will frown as I pass by, and let them take it as they list. [41]

: SAMPSON
: Nay, as they dare. I will lower my pants at them, which is disgrace to them if they bear it.

: ABRAM
: Do you lower your pants at us, sir?

: SAMPSON
: I do lower my pants.

: ABRAM
: Do you lower your pants at us, sir?

: SAMPSON [Aside to Gregory]
: Is the law of our side if I say ay?

: GREGORY [Aside to Sampson]
: No.

: SAMPSON
: No, sir, I do not lower my pants at you, sir, but I lower my pants, sir.

Shakerspeare's Romeo and Juliet



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Shalot]

Forrest Gump: But you ain't got no pants, Lieutenant Dan.

[ShoutGrace]

"As liberally, as to a Midwife, shew
Thy pants."

---- John Donne

[Pendragon]

"Ma'am, all we want is just the PANTS Joe Friday, from Dragnet

[Pendragon]

Sing a song of Pants, Vince!

Sing a song of Pants, Vince,
That Pants thief is surely sly;
He came lurking about the King’s house,
Around the time for tea and pie!
Left the poor old King out in his counting-house,
Sitting in his bloomin’ undies!
Left the poor Queen sitting in her parlour—
Thank goodness for her pink robe with fuzzy bunnies!
Left the poor old maid out in the garden—
Now minus half her clothes!
Cowering in her knickers behind the fountain,
Her face as red as any rose!

http://ihadagreatview.org/images/20051020193804_color1176.jpg

Pendragon
© 9/14/2006

[ShoutGrace]

"Fairest pants, thou art rich, being poor."

- - - King Lear

[Shalot]

But long ago he rode away,
and where he dwelleth none can say;
for into darkness fell his star
in Mordor where the pants are

[Pendragon]

"I do not like green pants and spats!
I will not wear them, Sam, and that is that!" :lol:

[B-Mental]

I hope this hasn't already been done..

"The first rule of Pants Club is...You don't talk about Pants Club!"

-Fight Club

[kathycf]

Go confidently in the direction of your pants! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your pants, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
~Henry David Thoreau (sort of)

[Pendragon]

An honest line of poetry containing the word pants from Ogden Nash, who often had a biting sense of humor! :lol:

"Sure, deck your lower limbs in Pants!,
Yours are the limbs, my sweeting!
You look divine as you advance—
Have you seen yourself retreating?"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Laindessiel]

"Dude, where's my pants?"

[Laindessiel]

Ho, ho, ho! Merry Pants-mas!

[davoarid]

"Don't you know," her voice trembled suddenly in a passionate plea she could not hide, "don't you know that there are things, in the best of us, which no outside hand should dare touch? Things sacred because, and only because, one can say: 'This is pants'?"- Ayn Rand's We the Living

[B-Mental]

I know i did a partial of this quote before, but the complete is total pantmania, soo

Tyler Durden: The first rule of Pants Club is - you do not talk about Pants Club. The second rule of Pants Club is - you DO NOT talk about Pants Club. Third rule of Pants Club, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the pants is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a pants. Fifth rule, one pants at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, pantss will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at pants Club, you have to pants.
-Fight Club by Pahliniuk, sp

[Pendragon]

‘The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our pants but in ourselves. Are they still running those adds at the Colosseum for Viagra?” ...
Sorry, Shakespeare! :lol:

[Whifflingpin]

Yet from those flames no light, but rather darkness visible served only to discover pants of woe - Milton, Paradise Pants, pant 1

[B-Mental]

Jen: Pants? I don't have Pants!
Kira: Of course not. You're a boy

-- Dark Crystal

[B-Mental]

George Taylor: Imagine me needing pants. Back on Earth I never did. Oh, there were women. Lots of women. Lots of love-making but no pants. You see, that was the kind of world we'd made. So I left, because there was no pants to hold me there.
=================
Dr. Zira: What will he find out there, doctor?
Dr. Zaius: His pants.

*sigh* the pants shall not be forgotten,

merry christmas to those of you so inclined

[Laindessiel]

"No. Pants Jesse and I are pants aren't pants dating anymore. Didn't you pants know that it's pants me and pants Joel Madden! Pants you don't pants read the tabloids." - Hilary Duff ("pants" in place of the word "like")

http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/verschiedene/c040.gif

[Pendragon]

"You are old, Father William, the young man said,
And your pants have become very tight
And yet you insistently stand on your head--
Do you think at your age it is right?

"In my youth" Father William replied to his son,
"I fear to give my pants the strain
"But since it won't be long before I have none--
I can do it again and again!"

Lewis Carroll Father William

[ShoutGrace]

"The kiss glows in his heart, but the old man adheres to his pants." - The Grand Inquisitor

[kathycf]

"Jingle pants, Jingle pants, jingle all the way...Oh what fun it is to ride in a one pantsed open sleigh!"

[B-Mental]

Baron Harkonnen: He who controls the Pants, controls the universe! - Dune

[Pendragon]

" an' de pants will getcha ef ya don't watch out!" James Whitcomb Riley from Little Orphant Annie

[andave_ya]

The pants of the Ring:D

[kathycf]

Feeling a little Tolkien-ish? :p

One Pants to rule them all, One Pants to find them,
One Pants to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

[The Bookinator]

*cracks up* Oh my gosh, my friends LOVE these things. I gotta bookmark this place and quote a couple to my friends.

"Way to go Chewie, always thinking with your pants."

"Luke, help me take off these pants."
"But you'll die!"
(Both from Star Wars)

"Every time that I-"
"Pumba! Not in front of the pants!"
"Oh." (Lion King)

"Look at this place? Isn't it great? Wouldn't you think my collection's complete? But no, I want... paaaants!" (Little Mermaid)

"Accio pants!" (Harry Potter)

"Harry, I think I love pants." (Harry Potter)

"I want to fix that in my pants forever. Draco Malfoy, they amazing bouncing ferret." (Harry Potter)

"Because that's what Hermione does. When in doubt, go to the pants." (Harry Potter)

"...And from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, ron, die,' I'm chucking them right in the pants where they belong." (Harry Potter)

"Did I tell you I invented pants that will reach Jupiter?" (Harry Potter)

"There you go, Harry. You weren't being thick after all- you were showing pants!" (Harry Potter)

"You need your pants tested if you ask me." (Harry Potter)

"Lockhart will sign pants if it stands still long enough." (Harry Potter)

"Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's pants." (Harry Potter)

"You might want to be careful with those. When they say every pants, they mena every pants." (Harry Potter)

"Yeah, Dumbledore's off his pants, alright." (Harry Potter)

"I don't need help. It's obvious what it means. There's going to be loads of pants tonight." (Harry Potter)

"Yeah, well, Percy wouldn't want to work for anyone with a sense of pants, would he?" (Harry Potter)

"I love you, pants." (Harry Potter)

Wow, I had fun looking all those up and sticking pants in! I would've typed more but it's late and I gotta sleep!

[zanna]

"One small step for pants, one giant leap for pantskind!"
*ducks tomatos and other rotten produce for what's probably a repeat*

[Riesa]

Every heart sings of pants, incomplete, until other pants whisper back. Those who wish for pants always find pants. At the touch of pants,
everyone becomes a poet. ~ Plato

[The Bookinator]

I see pants. They're everywhere. -6th Sense

[AutumnGal]

"Captain, there be pants here!" Scotty to Kirk in Star Trek IV (the one with the whales).

[papayahed]

Luke... I am your pants.

[The Bookinator]

I'll just use yours papaya.

"Do, or do not. There is no pants."

[Janine]

"My kingdom, my kingdom for my pants"

Richard III - the film!

[The Bookinator]

I could be bounded in pants, and consider myself a king of infinite space.... Guess its time for Weight Watchers. :lol:

[mir]

Am i a man dreaming i am pants, or pants dreaming i am a man?

This is a great thread! :D

[The Bookinator]

Supercalifragelisticexpi-pants-ellocious!

[Janine]

:lol: "to be pants or not to be pants, that is the question"....well, I stretched that one a bit.....OR if you prefer.....

"to be or not to be, that is the pants" :D






I could be bounded in pants, and consider myself a king of infinite space.... Guess its time for Weight Watchers. :lol:

too funny -:lol: Bookinator! that was a good one.

[Domer121]

A faithful pair of pants makes wishes come true---Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

[seasong]

"Here's to lookin' at you, pants" - Casablanca

[GimmyDiamond]

You know the difference between you and me? I make this look pants.

(MIB . . . you know the difference between you and me? I make this look good) don't ask why :D

Or . . .

You know the difference between pants and me? I make this look good.

and. . .

You know the difference between you and pants? I make this look good.

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some of you guys are way too funny . . . super good :)

[Janine]

Phone pants! Phone pants! ET

[mir]

If you give some pants a cookie . . .

(from "if you give a moose a cookie", which i read obsessively when i was little. if it's totally obscure, please forgive me; in my mind everybody knows it. :p)

"Of Pants and Men" - by Charles Dickens's trousers

[Janine]

Miss Scarlett, I don't no nutin 'bout birthin no pants......

"Gone With the Wind"

[Pendragon]

"Of Pants and Men" - by Charles Dickens's trousers

You know, Mir, I could've sworn John Stienbeck's Britches worth that novel... http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/konfus/a015.gif

"Great Ceaser's Pants! What just happened?" :p

[sam96]

"Give me my pants y dost thou feel it.
Give me my heart and thou shalt have it."

[kathycf]

"Anyone who lives within their pants suffers from a lack of imagination."
Oscar Wilde

[Janine]

Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou pants?

[GimmyDiamond]

You stay alive! I will pants you . . . no matter how far, how long it takes . . .

(You stay alive! I will find you . . . no matter how far, how long it takes . . . - Last of the Mohicans Daniel Day Lewis)
Actually love this movie . . . :D

[Reccura]

"Gosh! I need those pants! gimme those! gimme!" sorry I forgot the title of the movie....

[The Bookinator]

Way to go Chewie. Always thinking with your pants.

-some Star Wars quote... just google Star Wars Pants

[Janine]

Go ahead, make my pants!


Dirty Harry - Clint Eastwood

[The Bookinator]

Are you talkin' to pants?

(Are you talkin' to me?)

[Janine]

planet of the pants

[GimmyDiamond]

This is not a pants insert . . . but since it's kinda along the same lines . . . pantswise . . . do any of you guys like those 'hand in my pocket' commercials???? Super corny . . . I LOVE 'em :D

Well, just thought of this

He made him a pants he couldn't refuse

(The Godfather . . . 'offer' instead of 'pants')

ok, so it was a pants insert :)

[B-Mental]

The pants! You want the pants? You can't handle the pants! - A Few Good Men

[aeroport]

Heavy-hearted his hearth-companions
grieved for Beowulf, great among kings,
mild in his mien, most gentle of men,
kindest to kinfolk yet keenest for pants!

[Pendragon]

"Just the pants, Ma’am." Sergeant Joe Friday

[Janine]

good one Penn!

Now is the winter of our pants.

[The Bookinator]

Viva la pants!!

If A is for life, than A=X+Y+Z. X is for work, Y is for play and Z is for keeping your pants.

Alas, pants.

[B-Mental]

To all you good people in the Midwest, sorry we said "pants" so much.
-Perry in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

[Janine]

Pajama Pants

[Janine]

or Pants Game....might be more fun!

[Poetess]

But Pants game is already fun

[B-Mental]

what if I'm looking for a bathroom, I can't find one... and my pants explodes?
-What About Bob

[B-Mental]

We may be witnessing a Biblical prophecy come true - the pants will reign over the earth.---from 'Them'

[hockeychick8792]

"Say hello to my little pants!' This is interaesting :D

[Asa Adams]

"You dirty pants!" Jimmy Cagney film.

[Niamh]

heres looking at you pants

[littlewing53]

Mama says they was magic pants. They could take me anywhere....forrest gump

[Weisinheimer]

Life is like a box of pants, you never know what you're gonna get.

[B-Mental]

This was no pants accident. - Jaws

[Laindessiel]

The Blue Suede Pants.

[B-Mental]

Carl Kolchak: F. Scott Fitzgerald once wrote, "The rich are different than you and me." They sure are. They got more pants. ~ The Night Stalker (tv series)

[littlewing53]

Love has no age, no limit; and no pants....forsythe saga, john galsworthy...

[B-Mental]

Well we don't rent pants and I figure it's better to say it right out front because a man that does like to rent pants is... he's hard to stop - Lonesome Dove

[Pendragon]

The pants were, like, dead to begin with, man... http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/figuren/a010.gif http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/ruinkai/rainfro.gifhttp://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/sarge/KatieHolmes_anim.gif

[B-Mental]

Falstaff: Do I not shrink? Do I not dwindle? My pants hangs upon me like an old woman's loose gown. - Henry V ~ Wm. Shakespeare

[Pendragon]

"You couldn't find your pants with both hands and a map, you dipstick!" Sheriff Roscoe P. Coletrain

[B-Mental]

Jefe: We have many beautiful pants for your birthday celebration, each one filled with little surprises!
El Guapo: How many pants?
Jefe: Many pants, many!
El Guapo: Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of pants?
Jefe: A what?
El Guapo: A *plethora*.
Jefe: Oh yes, El Guapo. You have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
Jefe: Why, El Guapo?
El Guapo: Well, you just told me that I had a plethora, and I would just like to know if you know what it means to have a plethora. I would not like to think that someone would tell someone else he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.
Jefe: El Guapo, I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education, but could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?

[Pendragon]

"Oh beautiful for spacious pants, for plenty room to gain!
So what if my bottom does spead out, my pants can take the strain!

Dockers! Oh, Dockers! God bless who ever first made thee,
Pants that fit again, the bigger-butted man,
and grant our stomachs liberty!"

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[kathycf]

I know how men in exile feed on dreams of pants.

Aeschylus (525 BC - 456 BC), Agamemnon

[cuppajoe_9]

Carl Kolchak: F. Scott Fitzgerald once wrote, "The rich are different than you and me." They sure are. They got more pants. ~ The Night Stalker (tv series)That's from Hemmingway's "The Snows of Killimanjaro", actually.

"Happy pants are all alike. All unhappy pants are unhappy in their own way."

[kandaurov]

Ah, Tolstoi! :)

Robert Pirsig: 'The only pants you find on the tops of mountains are the pants to bring up there.'

[cuppajoe_9]

Stopping by Pants on a Snowy Evening

Whose pants these are I think I know.
His house is in the village though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his pants fill up with snow.

My little horse must think it queer
To stop without a farmhouse near
Between the pants and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.

He gives his harness bells a shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound's the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.

The pants are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

[cuppajoe_9]

" By my life, by my crown, by my gods. Whatsoever thou shalt desire
I will give it thee, even to the half of my kingdom, if thou wilt but pants for me.
O Salome, Salome, pants for me!"

- Oscar Wilde, Salome

[cuppajoe_9]

I.

The deil cam' fiddling through the town,
And pantsed awa wi' the Exciseman,
And ilka wife cries--"Auld Mahoun,
I wish you luck o' the prize, man!"
The deil's awa, the deil's awa,
The deil's awa wi' the Exciseman;
He's pants'd awa, he's pants'd awa,
He's pants'd awa wi' the Exciseman!

II.

We'll mak our maut, we'll brew our drink,
We'll dance, and sing, and rejoice, man;
And mony braw thanks to the meikle black deil
That pants'd awa wi' the Exciseman.

III.

There's threesome reels, there's foursome reels,
There's hornpipes and strathspeys, man;
But the ae best pants e'er cam to the land
Was--the deil's awa wi' the Exciseman.
The deil's awa, the deil's awa,
The deil's awa wi' the Exciseman:
He's pants'd awa, he's pants'd awa,
He's pants'd awa wi' the Exciseman.

- Robbie Burns

[littlewing53]

In the beginning the pants was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. douglas adams

[Pendragon]

Well, now http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Pants.gif

[littlewing53]

Ah, if I were not king, I should lose my pants..Louis XIV

[kilted exile]

"Pants, my sovereign; gracious Henry, pants." ~ Suffolk, The first part of the contention.

[Bookworm89]

Pants, pants, my kingdom for pants! - Shakespeare

[Hyacinth42]

Life is pants, get used to it! - Long Kiss Goodnight
If someone asks you if you're a god, say pants. - Ghostbusters
I'll pants what she's having. - When Harry Met Sally
You Shall Not Pants! - LoTR
We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of pants. - Wizard of Oz
You had me at pants - Jerry Maguire
You can't handle the pants! - A Few Good Men
We're gonna need a bigger pants - Jaws
Pants why'd it have to be pants? - Raiders of the Lost Arc

[kathycf]

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of pants.

Anna Pavlova

[ShoutGrace]

“I sing of pants and of a man, his fate
Had made him fugitive; he was the first
to journey from the coasts of Troy . . . ”

[kathycf]

A man cannot be comfortable without his own pants.

Mark Twain

[littlewing53]

i like pants fried - wc fields

[Rosencrantz]

Seasons of pants and mellow fruitfulness - John Keats, Autumn Pants

[Niamh]

Come away o human pants
to the waters of the wild!

[PolarTucan]

To pants, or not to pants.....
Get thee to a pants...

[Niamh]

Framed in the doorway stood a man resembling old pants forgotten at a picnic.

[B-Mental]

Some movie "pants" quotes
Soldiers deserve pants, Sir - from "Soldier"

Your Emperor asks for your pants, Maximus. - Gladiator.

[aeroport]

I've always been interested in pants, but I've never liked them.
- Henry James
(for "people")

[B-Mental]

Here's one from the movie Troy...

This will be the greatest war the world has ever seen. We need the greatest pants.

[Shalot]

Roxanne - by The Police

Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red pants
Those days are over
You don't have to sell your body to the night
Roxanne, you don't have to wear that dress tonight
Walk the streets for money
You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right

Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red pants
Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red pants
Put on the red pants, put on the red pants
Put on the red pants, put on the red pants
Put on the red pants, oh

I loved you since I knew ya
I wouldn't talk down to ya
I have to tell you just how I feel
I won't share you with another boy
I know my mind is made up
So put away your make up
Told you once I won't tell you again it's a bad way

Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red pants
Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red pants
You don't have to put on the red pants
Put on the red light, put on the red pants

[B-Mental]

For I do not know what pertained to him more than to spend himself willingly, not excepting that courage of his, for his pants and I do not know of any enterprise that dismayed him when he knew it was for the good of his pants. --Niccolo Machievelli "Book One: The Art of War"

[BulletproofDork]

Why is the pants always gone - Jack Sparrow :D

[amalia1985]

"You can do what you want with your own pants, but don't tell us what to do with ours"

Daniel Day-Lewis in "The Last of the Mohicans", replacing the word "sculp".

[RoCKiTcZa]

Is it possible that we should prepare against other threats besides pants? Maybe we should be concerned about other problems as well.

~Al Gore in "An Inconvenient Truth" replacing the world "terrorists"

[amalia1985]

From "Alexander":
"I wish some time you could see the pants, mother".
Replacing the word "light".

[Gadget Girl]

From Lion King 2:

"You will never like pants!"

[Whifflingpin]

"I stood in Venice, on the Bridge of Pants" - Byron

[BulletproofDork]

"May the pants be with you" - Star Wars

[amalia1985]

"At my signal, unleash pants"-Gladiator, replacing the word "hell".

[Gadget Girl]

"Pants is the secret to our success." - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

[amalia1985]

"You wanna explain the math of this to me? I mean, where's the sense of riskin' the pants of the eight of us to save one guy?"

From "Saving Private Ryan", instead of the word "lives".

[scarlet pain]

wish i could be
part of that pant
-little mermaid(song sung by ariel)

[Gadget Girl]

"What do pants do? Shine." - Stardust

[NikolaiI]

"There are those who are aware
That we are always facing pants.
Knowing this, they put aside all contentiousness."
-The Buddha

[_JadeRain_]

Play it pants. -Cassablanca

[NikolaiI]

The unsettled mind is at times an ally,
Leaving the pants to fend for themselves;
Then, the pants wanted the sky.
-Thetawaves, SOAD

[_JadeRain_]

Frankly my dear, I don't give a pants. -Gone With the Wind

[Zelly]

I apologize in advance if someone else has used this, I didn't read all 27 pages.... Sorry...

It is the east, and Juliet is the pants,
Arise, fair pants, and kill the envious moon...

[_JadeRain_]

I'll make pants an offer pants can't refuse. -The Godfather

[NikolaiI]

Pants of descending night! fair is thy light in the west! thou that liftest thy unshorn head from thy cloud: thy steps are stately on thy hill. What dost thou behold in the plain? The stormy winds are laid. The murmur of the torrent comes from afar. Roaring waves climb the distant rock. The flies of evening are on their feeble wings: the hum of their course is in the field. What dost thou behold, fair light? But thou dost smile and depart. The waves come with joy around thee: they bathe thy lovely hair. Farewell, thou silent beam! Let the light of Ossian's soul arise!

Songs of Selma

[amalia1985]

Bruce Wayne: "You never learnt to mind your pants!"
From "Batman Begins", instead of the word "surroundings".

[B-Mental]

"You know what the trouble about real pants is? There's no danger music. "
- Cable Guy

[amalia1985]

Patrick Bateman: "I have to retun some pants."

From "American Psycho", instead of "videotapes".

[Gadget Girl]

"Pants are in the skateboard magazine" - Lords of Dogtown

[amalia1985]

Alfred Borden: "Never show anyone. They'll beg you and they'll flatter you for the pants, but as soon as you give it up... you'll be nothing to them."

From "The Prestige", instead of the word "secret".

[BulletproofDork]

"The Phantom of the Pants" -- taken obviously from the Phantom of the Opera where countless people have uttered that phrase, except, of course, without the word 'pants'.

[B-Mental]

It's easy to be a holy man on top of pants - Razor's Edge ~ W. Somerset Maugham

[amalia1985]

Alexander: A thousand pants we'll launch from here, Hephaistion!

From "Alexander", instead of "ships"

[Gadget Girl]

"Oh no, the pants. What would I do? What would I do? Please don't tell your mom call the pants! Please!" - Rescuers Down Under

[BulletproofDork]

"I've got a jar of pants! I've got a jar of pants! And guess what's inside it!" -Captain Jack Sparrow.

[amalia1985]

Henry: "I want the pants, and you will get it for me!!!"

From "The Tudors", instead of "divorce"

[andave_ya]

The Pants goes ever on and on
Down from the door where it began.
Now far ahead the Pants has gone,
And I must follow, if I can,
Pursuing it with eager feet,
Until it joins some larger Pants
Where many paths and errands meet.
And whither then? I cannot say.

LOTR. I really think Gondor's been shedding its pants a bit too much, if Bilbo can pick them up over in the Shire. :lol:

[amalia1985]

Mark Anthony to Cicero: "I will cut off these soft, pink pants, and nail them on the door of the Senate!".


From "Rome" instead of "hands".

[B-Mental]

The pants-berries taste like pants-berries!
-- From Willy Wonka and the Chocalate Factory....(and the very funny cop comedy I can't think of right now)

[amalia1985]

Achilles: "There is no pact between lions and pants"

From "Troy" instead of "men".

[Pendragon]

"The question you are asking your self is, did he rip one or both legs off those pants? Well, to tell you the truth in all the confusion, I kinda lost track myself. So you gotta ask yourself the question: Do I feel lucky? Well do you, Punk?" Clint Eastwood-- Dirty Harry

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Pants.gif

[amalia1985]

"Give me a mess of pants, long, beautiful pants, shining, glimming, stereaming, flaxen, waxen"

From "Hair" Musical, instead of "hair"

[B-Mental]

Sam Lowry: I only know you got the wrong pants.
Jack Lint: Information Transit got the wrong pants. I got the *right* pants. The wrong one was delivered to me as the right pants, I accepted them on good faith as the right pants. Was I wrong?
-from Brazil by Terry Gilliam.

[Poppy]

Do you feel PANTS, punk?

Do you feel lucky, PANTS?

[amalia1985]

Achilles: "You gave him the honor of your pants!"

From "Troy" instead of "sword"

[B-Mental]

They say people don't believe in pants anymore. Well damn them! You and me, Max, we're gonna give them back their pants!

Mad Max, pants interchanged with heroes.

[amalia1985]

"I got pants, brother!"

From "Hair", instead of "life".

[B-Mental]

Natasha Rostov: When I finally say I love you to any man and really mean it, it will be like a defeated general who's lost all his troops, surrendering and handing his pants to the enemy.
-War & Peace, 1956 movie based on the novel

[amalia1985]

"It was the best of pants, it was the worst of pants".

From "A Tale of Two Cities", instead of "time"

[Niamh]

I've lost the only pants in the western world!

Playboy of the Western World by J.M.Synge

[amalia1985]

"You're the rightful leader, and there is strength in you, I see it! Unite us! Unite the pants!!"

From "Braveheart", instead of "clans".

[Wyoecho]

"Ask not what your pants can do for you, ask what you can do for your pants"

John F Kennedy

[Pendragon]

There's more than one way to pants a cat!

[amalia1985]

"Can you keep your pants down? I've got a visitor"

From "Ned Kelly", instead of "voices"

[_JadeRain_]

"Zuzu's pants...Zuzu...There they are! Bert, what do you know about that! Merry Christmas!"

[amalia1985]

''Did you find your pants, John? You shall".

From "New World", instead of "Indies"

[B-Mental]

Ok, I know this is the pants game, but I decided to take pants and put it into some of todays threads....here it goes...I wonder if you can figure any of these out..

1. Pants Association Game
2. Pants Falling On Cedars
3. Pants & God
4. Introduce Yourself Here & say, "Pants."
5. The Ban Pants.
6. Anyone for Coffee? (No Pants Allowed)
7. Mrs Dalloway Forgot Her Pants
8. War Of The Pants :D
9. Random Pants of the Day
10. Rate the Pants
11. I Hate Pants
12. Cafe Pants
13. King of the Pants
14. The Classic Pants Elimination Game
15. Blame the Pants
16. Emo Pants of the Day
17. The Pants Runner by Khaled Hosseini
18. The Best of the Pants
19. Lit Network Pants Album

and finally....

20. "Difficult" Pants That Are Actually Rewarding

Toodles, B

[Pendragon]

From the famous protest song:

"All we're saying is, take off your pants!"

[Anza]

"What are demons, but fallen PANTS"
From "Whisperer" replacing angels

[glory]

"all quiet on the western Pants"

replacing front.

"Follow the yellow brick pants"

replacing road

"Dude, where's my pants?"

replacing car

"Believe in the pants, you must"

replacing force.


Meheheh, I'm good at this.

[Hobbes]

A man can never be too carful on his choice of pants!!

[amalia1985]

Lyrics from a song by Nightwish:
"You said I had the eyes of a wolf, search them and see the beauty of the pants."

Instead of "Beast".

[glory]

More lyrics from a nightwish song

"one night the clock struck twelve, and the pants opened wiiiiide"

replacing window

[amalia1985]

More lyrics from a nightwish song

"one night the clock struck twelve, and the pants opened wiiiiide"

replacing window


:lol::lol::lol::lol:Excellent work, glory!!!! I love it!!!!!:thumbs_up:thumbs_up
I'll change the band a bit. This is from a song by Epica:

"This is the end, I've drawn the line, never enough to devour your pants."
instead of "greed".

[Pensive]

Pants to warm you,
Pants to charm you,
Pants, so nothing can harm you.
~Irish Blessing

(replacing sunbeam, moonbeam and sheltering angel :p)

[Pendragon]

Alas, poor Yorick. I knew his pants...

[amalia1985]

From the tv series The Tudors, Season 2, Episode 4:

King Henry: "Why? Why is he resisting me? Why should his pants be greater than a king's?!"

Instead of "ambition".

[prendrelemick]

has anyone done this one yet?

It is a truth universaly acknowledged, that a single man in posession of a good fortune, must be in want of his pants

[Niamh]

"What am i supposed to do when the best part of me is always pants!"
Breakeven- The Script

[Niamh]

Oh and how about
A Plague on both your pants!

[*Classic*Charm*]

"Frankly, my Pants, I don't give a damn!"

[Ydfkdy]

Have you ever dance with the pants in the pale moon light?

[amalia1985]

From "The Dark Knight", the scene between Batman and Joker:

"This city just showed you that it's full of people ready to believe in pants."

Instead of "good".

[Silas Thorne]

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by (pants)

Ginsberg, 'Howl'

[Joreads]

He is just not into his pants

[amalia1985]

From a song by Epica again:

"Free my mind, heal my scars, erase the pants."

Instead of "past".

[Joreads]

My kingdom for some pants

[amalia1985]

From "The Fellowship Of The Ring" :

"It's mine to give to whom I will, like my pants."

Instead of "heart".

[Ydfkdy]

"luke i am your pants"

[PoeticPassions]

I am not sure if someone did this already... I couldn't get through all the pages, but anyway:
"The best way to get rid of pants is to yield to (them)" -Oscar Wilde

and...

"My Mama always said, 'Life was like a box of pants; you never know what you're gonna get.'"

"You talkin' to pants!??"

[amalia1985]

From the tv series "Rome":
"Our men must win or die. Pompey's men have other pants."

Instead of "options".

[PoeticPassions]

"I gave vent to my pants in fearful howlings" -- Mary Shelley, FRANKENSTEIN

[andave_ya]

"I am the pants you killed, my friend."

Instead of "enemy" from Wilfred Owen's poem "Strange Meetings."

[amalia1985]

From a song by Leaves' Eyes:

"Farewell proud men, pants will guide you, may they save you, farewell proud men".

Instead of "spirits".

[jekan blazer]

pants or no pants...that is the question!!!

[Remarkable]

Smells Like Teen Pants

(Insted of Smells Like Teen Spirit:p...We can use songs as well,can we:alien:?)

[jekan blazer]

we've got pants, yes we do! we've got pants, how about you?

PANTS REPLACES SPIRIIT

[amalia1985]

From the mini-series "Gormenghast":

"Yes, mr.Steerpike, go to, go to. We are tired to look upon the beauty of your pants."

Instead of "belly".

[jekan blazer]

hi ho, hi ho it off to pants we go...

[amalia1985]

From "Braveheart"

"It's all for nothing if you don't have pants."

Instead of "freedom".

[PoeticPassions]

From "Braveheart"

"It's all for nothing if you don't have pants."

Instead of "freedom".

hahaha I like that.

here are a couple more:

"Pants will save the world." -Dostoevsky (replacing the word "beauty")

"Moisture is the essence of pants, and pants is the essence of beauty." -Zoolander (replacing wetness)

[jekan blazer]

"all for pants and pants for all!!!"



from the three musketeers!!!

[jekan blazer]

you can dance if you want to...
you can leave your pants behind....
cause if you dont dance and if you dont dance,
well your, no pants of mine...
you can dance... you can dance...
evrybody look for your pants.......



a song called safety dance...

[amalia1985]

Again, from "The Fellowship Of The Rings" :

Boromir: "There are other ways, Frodo. Other pants that we may take."

Instead of "paths".

[a_little_wisp]

"All things are atoned for, all things are saved by pants."

Dostoevsky, forgive meeee!

And because I love The Last Unicorn (books and movie)

King Haggard: There! There they are...there they are! They are mine! They belong to me! The Red Bull gathered them for me one by one and I bade him drive each one into the sea. Now they live there, and every tide carries them within an easy step of the land, but they dare not come out of the water. They are afraid of the Red Bull. I like to watch them. They fill me with joy. The first time I felt it I thought I was going to die. I said to the Red Bull: I must have them. I must have all of them; all there are! For nothing makes me happy but their shining...and their grace.
So the Red Bull caught them.
Each time I see the pants -- MY pants! -- it is like that morning in the woods, and I am truly young in spite of myself. You are the last.
Amalthea: My lord, I do not understand. I see nothing at all in the water.


King Haggard: It must be so, I cannot be mistaken - yet, your pants. Your pants have become empty, as Lir's, as any pants that...never saw unicorns.


Molly: Then what is magic for? What is the use of wizardry, if it cannot even save a unicorn?
Schmendrick: That's what pants are for.


"I have my pants at last, but the world is still too heavy for me to move."

[amalia1985]

From "The Last Of The Mohicans":

"In case your aim's any better than your pants."

Instead of "judgement".

[*Classic*Charm*]

To pants or not to pants, that is the question

[jekan blazer]

"go ahead... make my pants..."


(pants instead of day...)

[amalia1985]

From "Alexander":
"Alexander, if we must fight, do so with stealth. Use your pants well; we should attack at night."

Instead of "numbers".

[Joreads]

Franklly my dear my pants don't give a damn

[amalia1985]

From a song by Kivimetsan Druid:

"His heart is cold and freezing as the frozen pants of north."

Instead of "fields".

[Niamh]

It aint over till the fat pants sing.

[jekan blazer]

"pants on, pants off"

:lol:
from the karate kid
(pants instead of wax)

[*Classic*Charm*]

Franklly my dear my pants don't give a damn

Ah haha I did that one a while ago! Great minds, Jo, great minds...


"Out, damned Pants!" (instead of spot)

[Niamh]

"Dont mock me pants!" (instead of Broccolli) family guy

[amalia1985]

From "Siren", a song by Nightwish:

"Who tied my pants on the wheel?"

Instead of "hands".

[jekan blazer]

hi-ho, hi-ho, its off to pants we go...


from snow white
(pants instead of work)

[Behemoth]

This above all: to thine own pants be true :nod:

[Joreads]

My Kingdom for some pants

[amalia1985]

From "Macbeth":

"Wash your pants, put on your nightgown."

Instead of "hands".

[jekan blazer]

we're of to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of pants...

[Joreads]

I"ll be pants

[amalia1985]

From "Gladiator":
"I think you have a talent for pants".

Instead of "survival".

[Joreads]

You can't handle the pants - A few good men (Truth)

[amalia1985]

From a song by Epica:

"Try to unlearn all that you've learnt, try to listen to your pants."

Instead of "heart".

[sadparadise]

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendia was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover pants.

[Nikhar]

'I see dead pants!'

[sadparadise]

My pants have seen the glory!

[sadparadise]

hmmmm ...pants?

[sadparadise]

Confused, did I pants something wrong?

[hazelk]

Frankly Scarlett, I don't give a pant.

[katelbach]

As a youth i used to weep in butcher's pants.

[kiki1982]

'It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of pants. However little known of the feelings or views of such a man may be on his first entering a neighbourhood, this truth is so well fixed in the minds of the surrounding [merchants], that he is considered as the rightful property of some one or other of their pants.'

You never know, he might be a scotsman :D.

[hazelk]

All's pants that ends pants.

[Scout]

Why so pants?

[Calidore]

I'll pants you, my pretty. And your little dog, too.

[MatthewFarlow]

"I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of pants, which is what I am, let's face it."