Dear ...,

[Lily Adams]

Write a letter to a person/thing/whatever you want to write a letter to right now.


Example...s:

Dear girl who I met today,

You better find out before you open your mouth.

Sincerely,

Lily Adams.



Dear time,

Stop messing with me please? Thank you.

Sincerely,

Lily Adams.

[AdoreroDio]

Dear Friend,
Empty your pockets out- it's amazing what you will find!
With love,
Adorerodio

[dramasnot6]

I love it Lily! So clever!!!


Dear upcoming exam,
Please be kind.
Yours in study,
Mira

[bibliophile190]

Dear College Admissions Person
Please Accept Me,
I'm about to die with anxiety,
Bibliophile

[Pensive]

Despondency (sorry, but no dear),

Take anything from me, but just leave me alone.



Dear upcoming exam,
Please be kind.
Yours in study,
Mira

That's a good one!

Dear Computer and Dear Book,Roots,

Don't just let me remain glued to you guys for such a lot of time that I get so much bad marks in my exams that I cry so much that my eyes go dry and when my eyes go dry I wouldn't be able to spend time with you people!

[Themis]

Dear Influenza,
I know I have terribly neglected you this year but if you could be so kind as to leave now and come back in, say, six months, I would be much obliged.
Sincerely,
Themis

[Niamh]

Dear time,

Stop messing with me please? Thank you.

Sincerely,

Lily Adams.

:lol: thats so funny! My tummy hurts cause i laugh so hard!

Dear person who goes to the wrong gate,
You wouldnt have missed your filght if you used your eyes and LOOKED at the monitors and not the seat no. on your ticket.
From
Not a walking customer service!

[Pendragon]

Dear Depression:

You were an univited guest when you dropped in in the first place. We have put up with your crap hoping you would one day go away. It has been almost 14 stinking years now. How about moving your worthless hide on down the lane, huh? And take Panic and the Nightmares with you!

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Four/Whistle.gif

[AimusSage]

Dear keyboard,

Please let me type this letter to you.

Sincerely,

The one who has his fingers all over you.

[Shalot]

dear old man,

please do not merge in traffic without first checking to see if you could possibly hit someone

Thanks so much.

[AdoreroDio]

Dear Annoying,

You have been an unwelcome guest in my friends' attitudes lately please pack up your bags and leave. Thank you.

[Gadget Girl]

Dear LitNet,

Please make me stop posting in your threads. Thank you very much.

Sincerely,

Gadget Girl

[Lily Adams]

:lol: thats so funny! My tummy hurts cause i laugh so hard!

Hee hee, yeah...it was late and it was school night when I wrote that and I did not want to go to bed. Fun time just goes by so quickly...

And then today I was in my school gym which looks like it hasn't changed since the 1960s I kept warping time in my brain and I got all nostalgic, which makes no sense because I never saw the 60s.

Time tortures me, it really does.


I love it Lily! So clever!!!

I actually stole the idea from another forum...ha ha.



Dear LitNet,

Apologies for originally posting this thread in the wrong forum. I kind of thought about it more after I posted it and realized it probably belonged in the Games forum. Thanks for moving it.

Your humble and obedient,

Lily Adams.

[andave_ya]

Dear Story(s) of mine.

Will you please kindly leave me alone until the weekend? Believe it or not, you and Boromir are NOT the most important things in my life. I have PRIORITIES, you know! Bloody nasty time wasting things though they may be.

Ever your devoted,
andave_ya

[_JadeRain_]

Dear Alice,
Try not to fall down any rabbit holes today.

A big fan,
_JadeRain_

[Zelly]

Dear Hair,

Why won't you be straight? Why? What did I ever do to you to deserve curls? If only you would remedy this, I would be much obliged.

Yours sincerely,

Zell

[Pendragon]

Dear Imagination:

We would appreciate your cooperation in not working overtime creating ideas for us to write about. At the moment we are heavily backlogged as it is. Thank you

Pendragon

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Four/Mime.gif

[Themis]

Dear Hiccup,
please, go away!
With kind regards,
Themis

[Shalot]

Dear Pain in My Back,

I have politely endured your presence for the past several hours, but I am afraid I can no longer tolerate this rude imposition. This has gone on long enough, and you have worn out your welcome. Please exit the premises immediately.

Regards,

Shalot.

[Pendragon]

Dear driver who cut me off in traffic only to get off the next exit:

I sincerely hope that your medical emergency was worth the risk you took. Of course, if you hadn't have been blathering into that cell phone, you might have seen the exit was so close. And contrary to what you might believe, others have no interest in sharing your musical taste. When I am doing sixty-five on the Interstate and can hear your music, I think it safe to say you are too loud. Drowned out my new Eagles CD, and it was on fairly loud. Turn down the music and you might not have to shout on the phone. And you might be able to pay more attention.

PS: I hope you got a ticket. And if being stupid were a crime they could have charged you with that as well!

Sincerely.

Pendragon

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/RoadRage.gif

[BulletproofDork]

Dear flashlight,


I'd appreciate it if you would quit falling on my toes.

Thank you,
BulletproofDork

[AdoreroDio]

Dear Fellow LitNet Addict,

This is a shameful promotion of a thread I just created to help those with the problem of being addicted to Literature Network Forums. Come to talk with fellow addicties(sp?).

Your fellow Litnetter,
AdoreroDio

[Zelly]

My dearest left foot,

It is my humble duty to infrom you that you are sleeping during the day. This is not impressive to me. I need you to stay awake during the daylight hours so that, in the case of emergency, or just wanting to be able to move, I will not be in great pain. Thank you for servicing me so well, but this sleeping is just not acceptable. Reform is necessary.

All the best,

Zelly

[BulletproofDork]

Dear scary man across the street,

Do you HAVE to be so creepy when I walk by you ever morning? Would it kill you to act a little normal?

Regards,
BulletproofDork. :p

[ahsiam]

dear chocolate,
please come to me as soon as you can. please come to me as many shapes with many flavours.i am missing you very badly.:(
-only yours
ahsiam.

[AdoreroDio]

Dear God,

Thank you sooo much for tonight! For everything! May I glorify your name and forever shout your praises!
AdoreroDio

[Gadget Girl]

Dear shoulders,

Please be cooperate with me, will you? You are such a pain.

Sincerely,

G.G.

[Dori]

Dear self,

Why are you so ridiculous? Reply with haste!

Yours forever,
Dori

[Bakiryu]

Dear winter

I know I was madly in love with you before
But if you could pretty please stop making the temperature go 30 degrees every morn
I would be much obliged,

Love, teh Baki

Dear god (or goddess, I happen to have an open mind)
Please, I'm begging you
Make me funny.
My sense of humor only makes me laugh :(
Or just make everybody appreciate the hilarity of the word Tangelo.
Thank you, B-kun

[samercury]

Dear guys who live in the room right above mine,

Please stop playing that stupid music at full blast in the middle of the night. every... single... night- it's really annoying.

Sincerely,

me

[RoCKiTcZa]

Dearest you--everyone knows who,
My number 4, total whore,
My splendid sight, who shines in the skies at night:

You hate me. This a friend (who, for reasons regarding formality, has been regarded in this as a friend) has revealed to me, and though I was hurt I should tell you I was over it right away and was able to go on with my life. Now, all I want to tell you is that I hate you too.

I don't know why I hate you. Honestly, I have no idea as to whether this is right or wrong. Yet now I treat it as a right decision, for it is my only choice. I love you, dearly at that, yet still I hate you so.

Many more letters to come. If only I could stop the clock from turning I would've written them now.

Love/Hate,
Special Someone as branded by others,
who, in reality, was never special to you.

PS
This is a stupid, fourth-rate letter.
I know you wouldn't care.
Neither do I know why I actually care this much about you.
Still, read it if you dare.

[schadenfreude]

Dear Mr Claus,
When are you going to reply to my letters?
Will I turn forty, then wake up one day to find a pony outside my window?
Should I have asked for a pony?

Reply soon,
schaden

[Pendragon]

Dear Lady Luck:

Where the heck do you take off to when I really need you? Your crabby sister is no help at all! Are you headed back this way, baby?

Pendragon

[ahsiam]

dear studies,
why are you so bad. please go away, why dont you understand that i dont want you?pleasssssssssse go away,
-ahsiam

[Bebbin]

Dear Self-Doubt,
I would appreciate it if you would stop haunting me.
You've tortured me enough, so would you mind giving me a little breathing space,
at least for the meantime?

Thanks lots,
Bebbin

[crazefest456]

Dear Cheese Danish:

You're lovely. I gobble you up each and every morning, and finish satisfied with a smile on my face. In fact, you're the one thing that's between me and bad Monday.

Thank you, don't ever change,
Craze.

[samercury]

Dear Pat,

I love you this much =)- don't stop being the awesome person you are!


me

[Lily Adams]

Dear T-Rex,

You are so amazing and terrifically mustard. There's no substitute.

Love,

Frenchie.

[RoCKiTcZa]

Dear LitNet,

Please make me stop posting in your threads. Thank you very much.

Sincerely,

Gadget Girl

Wait Gadget--I only saw this today. So you want to quit litnet? Waaa!!! :eek: I'd freak out if that happened!

[AuntShecky]

Dear Media:

Please be advised that we no longer need to be
informed of the activities regarding Mlles. Britney
Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lyndsay Lohan.

Sincerely,
Aunt Shecky

[Pendragon]

Dear Ignorance,

May I ask you died and made you King? We've had just about enough of your self-centered crap! Flake off and move on! You think we really need warnings like "Contents will be hot" on the side of a freaking meal we are told to heat in a microwave? Or "assembly required" on a box that contains a tricycle, but isn't shaped like one? Or how about the beans I purchase on 11/29/07, do they need a sticker that says "best if eaten before 12/1/08"? You think I'm hoarding beans or what? Get outa here! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Four/Goon.jpg

[Shalot]

Dear departments,

Please comply with company policy when you make purchase. There are certain procedures and controls put in place for auditing purposes and when you don't do your job, my job becomes 10 times harder. Of course, you will never realize this unless you walk in my shoes and experience first hand how difficult you make my life when you don't pay attention to detail, so I may as well be talking to a bucket of rocks.

Good Day.

[Niamh]

Why do you have to keep beating up my immune system? Cant you just leave it alone anf intact for once? I'd be very greatful if you would just GO AWAY!
Thank You
Niamh

[samercury]

Dear 9th-grade-history-teacher,

You were absolutely right and what you said (although it seemed a bit silly at the time) makes complete sense now. Thanks for the advice,


A former student

[NikolaiI]

Dear woman on the other side of the shore,
I am glad to be your neihgbour,
We've had pleasant chats.
But would you please stop hanging dead rabbits from the poles!!??

[Shalot]

Dear fog,

please go away.

thanks

[NikolaiI]

Dear Bert Jansch,
Can do you a Christmas party this year?
We'll pay you in whisky and cigarettes.

[BulletproofDork]

Dear stomach ache,

I beg of you, GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leave me alone!

Yours truly,
BulletproofDork

[thescholar]

dear thunder, please make your way to me...

[Bakiryu]

Dear kitchen knife,

I would very much prefer If you'd stop slicing through my skin. Even thought it looks pretty cool it hurts like hell and i need clean arms to paint.

and no cutting me in each finger twice either.

[andave_ya]

Dear Christmas,

Can you hurry up and get here already? I'm tired of all the hubbub. My Christmas gifts are all bought, you have permission to skip the next five days.

Thank you, and sincerely yours,
Andave.

[Shalot]

dear someone

please come into my life and get me interested in something again

thanks

[dramasnot6]

Dear 2008,
Sorry about all the problems the human race is bringing to you...let's cross our fingers something gets done about it during you.
Good luck, I recommend reflexology if the pressure for "world peace" or something similar gets to you...does wonders for one's well-being.

Love Drama
P.S. I realize we control our fate, but getting accepted into a really good university would be greatly appreciated.

[crazefest456]

Dear winter break,
slow down...no hurry. pretty please?

-me

[Wyoecho]

Dear Happiness,
Please come back. I have missed you since you left and took my only reason to continue this bane existence. It would be nice for you to at least phone and let me know you are still alive and well.

[Shalot]

dear monday through friday,

get lost, would ya? I'm only interested in the weekend for a while. I hope you understand.

bye bye

[crazefest456]

Dear temptation
you never stop do you...
but I enjoy it for now.
Please slow down, for me?

[subterranean]

Dear you,
Stop being hesitant. I've been so straight forward with you.

Dear you number 2,
I'm waiting.

Cheers,
Me

[subterranean]

Dear Wyoecho,

I hope happiness come back soon. I'll cross my fingers for you.

Cheers,
Sub



Dear Happiness,
Please come back. I have missed you since you left and took my only reason to continue this bane existence. It would be nice for you to at least phone and let me know you are still alive and well.

[andave_ya]

Dear 2008,

Please be a good year.

Thanks.
Andave

[Shea]

Dear Harp,

If you have to break a string, please do so before I practice and not before I perform. It's terribly inconvenient.

Love,
Shea

[Sweets America]

Dear Mister John Donne,
I know you are in a state of advanced death, but I would still be grateful to have some of your help about one of your poems. A part of my future depends on one of your lines. How does that make you feel?

With my regards,
Sophie

[Remarkable]

Dear cellphone,

Please don't let me down in my most important moment of the year next time.I'd really aprecciate even if you don't recieve all those SMS I don't want.

Sincerely,

R.

[dramasnot6]

Dear DEVO,
Please visit my friend Lily, she is too modest to inform you of what a huge,dedicated fan she is and would really,really appreciate it.
Thanks!
Drama
P.S. "Beautiful World" is the stuff dreams are made of.

[Lily Adams]

Dear DEVO,
Please visit my friend Lily, she is too modest to inform you of what a huge,dedicated fan she is and would really,really appreciate it.
Thanks!
Drama
P.S. "Beautiful World" is the stuff dreams are made of.

:lol: I would love that.

Dear Mira,

You are awesome.

Spud hugs,

Lily Adams.


Dear 2008,

Please be as fantastic as 2007 was. Oh and let me get a chance to go to a DEVO concert, please so I can meet them like Mira says?

From a Beautiful Mutant,

Lily Adams.

[LadyW]

Dear Brain,
Please don't fail me now.
Regards,
Me.

[dramasnot6]

:lol: I would love that.

Dear Mira,

You are awesome.

Spud hugs,

Lily Adams.




Dear Lily,
Marry me.
Love Mark

...just kidding, but it's just nice to look at and dream....

[Remarkable]

Dear books,
Please don't get lost if you want me to organise myself.

Respectfuly,

R.

[RoCKiTcZa]

Dear PBM (Person Beside Me -- in the "real" world)

Please quit punching me. Your size is unimaginable. I am a female human being and I am strong but your weight will knock me out. Please do not do that because it hurts.

Kit (Weeyah.)

[Lily Adams]

Dear Lily,
Marry me.
Love Mark

...just kidding, but it's just nice to look at and dream....

AHAHAHAHA!!!! I WISH! You're so right.

I have the cutest song of him singing as Booji Boy. I absolutely must send it to you. If you want it of course.

[dramasnot6]

AHAHAHAHA!!!! I WISH! You're so right.

I have the cutest song of him singing as Booji Boy. I absolutely must send it to you. If you want it of course.

Muchas gracias! I got the song, it is adorable! :D

[Remarkable]

Dear cellphone,

Why did you have to play tricks on me again?What have I done to you to deserve this?I promise I will take you to a good service very soon...

Love this time,

R.

[huihuffaker]

Dear Trader:

If you were still my Mother would you love me? Would you hold me in your arms and apologize for abandoning me in a strange and weird country to leave me to my Father figure? Would you apologize for the sixteen years you ripped apart my heart? Would you apologize for the role model you stripped me of? Would you?

If there was only hope for you,
Huihuffaker

[Lily Adams]

Muchas gracias! I got the song, it is adorable! :D

*cheesy American accent*

No problemo, amiga.

[RoCKiTcZa]

Dear Remarkable,

Mustn't worry about your cellphone. Everyone wants 'em here.

People cry out loud if no one texts them. They feel forgotten. They pester people if these people don't text back. It's happened to me several times. I myself have done it several times too.

I used to be a text-addict too; but not anymore. Got absolutely no time to "make my presence felt" on other people's phones, exactly how they like it.

Text me if you dare, what do you think? :p
Kit :lol:

[Pendragon]

Dear Neighbors:

Next time you decide to have a family drink off, how about going somewhere for the weekend? I get tired of dialing 911 and then having to pretend that I didn't when you sober up, because you're pretty good guys then!

[Dori]

Dear Remarkable,

Mustn't worry about your cellphone. Everyone wants 'em here.

People cry out loud if no one texts them. They feel forgotten. They pester people if these people don't text back. It's happened to me several times. I myself have done it several times too.

I used to be a text-addict too; but not anymore. Got absolutely no time to "make my presence felt" on other people's phones, exactly how they like it.

Text me if you dare, what do you think? :p
Kit :lol:
_____________

Dear Kit,

I don't have a cellphone, nor do I want one. I'm not much of a phone-talker anyway.

Cheerio,
Dori :smash:
______________

[huihuffaker]

Dear sister:

Why do you have to hate so much? Why not obey your elders? Why can't you show your feelings? If you loved me so much, then why do you hate me?

Love always,
Your only little sister.

[crazefest456]

Dear arm,
feel better. I'm sorry I slept on you last night...I know, I shouldn't have stayed up too long. I need you to work miracles for me...too many things to reply back to, too many things to say.
Love,
Your dumb sleepy container

[toni]

Dear Rock Music,

Thank you.


LOVE,
Toni

[kiz_paws]

Dear Duck Pond

Please ensure that my skates remain firm on the ice without any horizontal stuff.

Your faithful companion
Kizzo :blush:

[RoCKiTcZa]

Dear arm,
feel better. I'm sorry I slept on you last night...I know, I shouldn't have stayed up too long. I need you to work miracles for me...too many things to reply back to, too many things to say.
Love,
Your dumb sleepy container

Dear Crazefest,

We are opposites in that aspect then.:lol: I sleep on my right arm every night. It doesn't hurt. In fact there is no other position at which I can sleep. :p Just stating a fact, I don't mean to make you feel bad.

A sleeper-on-arms ;)
Kit

[Remarkable]

Dear 4th of January,

Thank you for being so great,I will always remember you!

Lots of love,

R.

P.S.Kit,thanks for the support.

[crazefest456]

Dear Crazefest,

We are opposites in that aspect then.:lol: I sleep on my right arm every night. It doesn't hurt. In fact there is no other position at which I can sleep. :p Just stating a fact, I don't mean to make you feel bad.

A sleeper-on-arms ;)
Kit

Dear Kit,
you're probably right...the pain shot up to my fingers and now I've been giving it a hot compress every night. I think it was because of the cold outside... I alternate positions alot at night, unknowingly.
Sweet dream, my fellow sleeper on arms.:)

[RoCKiTcZa]

Dear Remarkable, crazefest, and all the rest...

Thank you for appreciating my "help..." :p It's always my pleasure to help others especially at times when I cannot help myself...

Emo but Smiling always,
Kit:)

[Lily Adams]

Dear Biology,

You are really a fascinating subject but the book I have and the worksheet that I got are not compatible, so therefore you are being frustrating for me. If you would be so kind as to please stop doing so. I really can't say I hate you, though, since you have so many positive connotations.

No hurt feelings, okay?

Lily Adams.


Dear T-Rex,

This is what you meant by "tough love", huh?

Frenchie.

[Remarkable]

Dear mud,

Would you be so kind next time as not to make my pants dirty?It isn't very nice when everyone is staring at your pants,even when they know that it was raining.

Sincerely,
R.

[Shalot]

Dearest Cat,

Please feel free to barf over every single square inch of the rug so that it is all the same color again. Right now, we've got little swatches of color here and there where you have so graciously decorated that blank canvas of rug with your vomitous stylings and we would appreciated if you would go ahead and finish it up.

Lots of love to you,

~ Shalot

[kilted exile]

Dear Meteor,

If you could find your way to smacking into the earth right now I would appreciate it.

In Hope,
Kilted

[RoCKiTcZa]

dear Friday,

can't you come any sooner? Like, why don't you show up in the library right now? you know how much I hate Filipino class. Not that I dislike the language or anything; I just hate the way it's taught and the stuff *ahem* we're doing. It's frustrating. And if you do show up, will you please bring with you the night?

Please, I Hate This Thursday.
Kit (with a storm cloud atop her head--unfortunately there's no smiley that looks like that so I'll simply describe it)

[kiz_paws]

Dear Mom,

It really WAS me that ate the crab-apples off the branch without picking them. There was no flock of birds and brother dear just followed blindly...

Kizzo in a space warp back to 1974-ish

[OnyxRose]

Dear Library,

Please hire me. I need a job, and I have library experience!

Hopefully your next employee,
Cassandra

[crazefest456]

Dear Thursday,

Be gentle.

-Me

[RoCKiTcZa]

Dear Mom,

It really WAS me that ate the crab-apples off the branch without picking them. There was no flock of birds and brother dear just followed blindly...

Kizzo in a space warp back to 1974-ish

Say, I just wonder, how old were you then?:p

Dear Cellphone,

You have the most perfect timing in the entire universe... just when I thought classes were over (early!:D) and I had something really important to tell my best friend... you complained of your lack of power and said you needed a recharge... what a vain little cellphone you are... can't you be a little more considerate to your owner at least until I find a charger? Or better yet, can't you just do without it?

Your aggravated owner (who threw out fourteen thousand bucks for you),
Kit:mad:
(I wish there were a smiley of someone smashing a cellphone; a number of people have been complaining about phones recently so I just thought many litnetters may find it useful)

[Remarkable]

Dear cellphone,

Thank you for being kind lately and doing all I want you to do.But now,please can you ask Kit's phone (I suppose it's your friend) to be kind to it's owner?And many pleases,keep this way!

Love,

R.

P.S.That smiley is absolutely nessecary since our cellphones lately have decided to raise in a rebellion.

[crazefest456]

Dear cellphone-I-never-had:
Thanks for not being there to distract me.
Love,
Craze

[formality hater]

Dear Physics,

Please, have some mercy on me(you never were that cruel)!
What did I ever do to you...:(

formality hater.

[Jane Jane]

Dear brain,
whatever it takes, wake up, wake up , wake up and finish those essays and finish that article for the magazine. If I don't send it in I don't get paid; and if I don't get paid I shall not have the money I need for that chipped tooth to get fixed. Are you listening, are you alive dear brain?

[Sweets America]

Dear John Donne,
If I am writing to you again, it is to thank you for your poem because it enabled me to spend a nice moment with a great teacher. He explained me the lines that were not clear the last time I wrote to you. I wonder what you would think of his explanation.
I also wanted to thank you because your poem raised great discussions with my Jerry, even if he got crazy in the end because I would not stop talking.
You rock, John!

Love,
Sophie

[Weisinheimer]

Dear Virus

Please go away and leave me alone.

~Weisinheimer
p.s and don't come back

[Remarkable]

Dear year-I-was-born-in,

Thank you for being there!I will forever be grateful and pay tributes to you!

Love,

R.

[crazefest456]

Love,
You're too different for me to understand.
Thanks for making it all interesting.

-me

[dramasnot6]

Dear metabolism,
Hurry it up!
Love, Moi

[Remarkable]

Dear love-of-my-life-that-don't-know-it,

You are really making me suffer!Either stop being this kind and intimate with every person of the opposite sex you know or do it just with me...Or be bad so that I can take my mind off of you...

With a great love,

R.

[crazefest456]

Dear ----,

I cried furiously today because you didn't let me pursue what I've been trying to do for a while. I finally want to take charge of my life, and you come in and bar me from it. WTH?! I swear, you used to tell me to make something out of myself, and now you're just saying it "interfere" with my "studies"..Well, whatever, it's BS studies-whatchamacallit... I wish you'd realize that it is for the good for me, and my descendents, but I know you'd still not give a flying whoop. I'm angry, and very very dissapointed at your ignorance. I wish I could show you where I'm getting at, but you're not even letting me talk to you...All you give a d--- about is my education, which is good, but this pursuit is some education of a higher dimension. I hope after all this hardship comes ease, because I was so d--- ready to commit...and you just had to stop me abruptly...You know what, after every hardship comes ease..and I'm willing to wait a lifetime for this ease...You stopped me, and then YOU'RE accountable for this. I forgive your petty ignorance. But I'll never forget that you made today a living hell for me

Pleased to meet you...don't ever piss me off again,
-me

[Shalot]

Dear Lord,

Please watch over my friend if he happens to be in the predicament I think he's in. If it's not him, well, keep him safe.

Thanks Lord.

[dramasnot6]

Dear life,
Cheer up and get over yourself.
Love Me

[crazefest456]

Dear ----,
thanks for making it worse. I'll see you whenever I see you. You know, I spite you inside? I'll meet you on the dark side of nowhere, and we'll see what happens.
-me

[kiz_paws]

Dear Jack Frost:

Knock it off

Love,

Kizzo

[B-Mental]

Dear Jack Frost,
Don't Listen to Kiz...I have a snowboard trip in March...Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!

Thanks from your biggest fan
B

[kiz_paws]

Dear Loki:

Be nice to my friend B

He is only kiddin'

Love
Kizzo

[B-Mental]

Dear Loki,
Remember the last time we tangled...You don't want to go through that again do you?

Kiz is just being a stinker...(yep you heard right)

Toodles,
B

[kiz_paws]

Dear March:

Please go out like a lion for my friend B.

Love,
Kizzo

[eyemaker]

Dear LitNetters:

Please pray for me, I'll be taking my mid-term exam tomorrow...

Love,
-EyEmakEr

[kiz_paws]

Dear Mid-Term Exam gods:

Do your stuff for our friend, eyemaker, kay?

TTFN
Kizzo

[eyemaker]

DEar Friendly faeries:

Deliver your gifts to good persons (especially the person above me)..
She's such a good friend....She is..

LoVe,
---Eye

[RoCKiTcZa]

Dear Reputation,

Please do not get soiled

~The person who owns you

[Remarkable]

Dear courage,

Please surface.

Love,

R.

[kiz_paws]

Dear craze:

It was fun to get to know you. Have a happy life, and drop in once in a while, plz!

Love,
Kizzo :)

[Remarkable]

Dear love,

Please stop.

Respectfully,

R.

[The Bookinator]

Dear Time,

Slow down, darn it! Don't you know the school year is almost over? I'm not ready to leave yet!

Your Buddy Ol' Pal (Unless She Procrastinated On Homework),
Ze Bookinator

[kiz_paws]

Dear person who has my signature for your avie

Please consider making a different choice. It makes me confused.

Kiz_paws

[RoCKiTcZa]

Dear love,

Please stop.

Respectfully,

R.

Dear Remarkable,

You can't stop love... :p

To the person I love...
I still can't help it at all.
I'm sorry.

Kit

[Shalot]

Dear whoever you are,

thanks for running into my parked truck while I was in class and cracking the taillight and leaving paint. I appreciate that. I know you drive a white car...

thanks again!!

[Remarkable]

Dear you-know-who-you are,

Why are you so nice to me?Why do you keep my hand continuously in yours?Don't you know that makes me suffer a lot?

Lots of love,

R.

[Lily Adams]

Dear Brainwasher,

Wash my brain. Pleeeeeeaaaaaassseeeeeee. I think it's pretty DEVOid of ninny and twit values, logic, and influences, but there still might be some gunk ingrained in there.

Thank you.

Love,

a spudette.

[kiz_paws]

Dear person who haD my signature for your avie

Thank you so very much for making a different choice, now there won't be confusion.

You totally ROCK! :thumbs_up

Kizzo McGee :p

[The Bookinator]

Dear Jesus,

You know what I'm looking into. Is a vocation right for me? Help me make the right choice...

Much love,
Bookie

[bouquin]

Dear Mother-in-law,

Please stop offering me your hand-me-downs. I believe you when you say that your clothes are all of superlative quality; indeed, they do not look that worn after 25 years or so of use. The thing is, I do not want to dress like you. I do not want to go around looking like you. I do not want to be like you.

Also, grabbing my hair and twisting and turning it in the way you want it to go won't do any good. I will continue to have my hair cut and styled as I please. I am not the baby daughter that you would have wanted; I am not your Barbie.

When you come over to the house, I would immensely appreciate it if you refrain from machine-gunning me with "suggestions" on which furniture should go on which corner and which picture would be perfect upon which wall.

Sometimes you remind me of Marie Romano in 'Everybody Loves Raymond' :p

Okay, you have a nice day now.

:D

[kiz_paws]

Dear bouquin

I, too, HAD a mother-in-law who played barbie & ken with my life....

But you need to know that it can pan out for you (in my case it took Armageddon and a lot of tears). But the visits are painless now. ;)

[Remarkable]

Dear weirdnessnes,

Thank you for being so special!I'd really like it if you actually helped me,but you're fine this way,too.

Best regards,

R.

[toni]

Dad,

We all know you are a whopping excellent cook and I know that you haven't fully accepted my becoming a vegetarian but please, oh please, stop sneaking bits of meat in my "tofu surprise". Ya see, dad, it melts my heart everytime you remember to buy me my soybean love, but it breaks my heart to see - or accidentally swallow, those little brown stuff that definitely doesn't taste like tofu! Haha. Oh well, I guess the only solution for this dilemma is for me to actually learn to cook something that is edible. Thank you dad, for making me realize that. I am much obliged indeed.


Ever yours,
Toni

p.s.
Our protein debate shall resume soon.

[Pendragon]

Dear Former Friend whom I consider dead:

You highly misjudge the halirity of the majority of your statements. Perhaps you may consider open discussion of sexual organs using gutter language appropiate but others do not. You also misjudge the intelligence of others when you throw in foreign phrases believing they do not understand. They understand all too well. Grow up, dead man.

[kiz_paws]

Dear Pen:

I missed ya for a couple of days and am glad that you are here. Really I am.

Love
K♥z

[dramasnot6]

Dad,

We all know you are a whopping excellent cook and I know that you haven't fully accepted my becoming a vegetarian but please, oh please, stop sneaking bits of meat in my "tofu surprise". Ya see, dad, it melts my heart everytime you remember to buy me my soybean love, but it breaks my heart to see - or accidentally swallow, those little brown stuff that definitely doesn't taste like tofu! Haha. Oh well, I guess the only solution for this dilemma is for me to actually learn to cook something that is edible. Thank you dad, for making me realize that. I am much obliged indeed.


Ever yours,
Toni

p.s.
Our protein debate shall resume soon.


Vegetarian pride Toni! Love you!!!

[dramasnot6]

Dear Limewire,

Marry Me.

Love Mira

[bouquin]

Dear Co-worker,

You really should consider putting on some deodorant.

[Sweets America]

Dear Former Friend whom I consider dead:

You highly misjudge the halirity of the majority of your statements. Perhaps you may consider open discussion of sexual organs using gutter language appropiate but others do not. You also misjudge the intelligence of others when you throw in foreign phrases believing they do not understand. They understand all too well. Grow up, dead man.

If you consider someone dead because of several words he posted, I doubt this person really was your friend in the first place.:rolleyes:

[dramasnot6]

Dear Payless,
Thank you for the amazing deals.
Love Drama

[Gadget Girl]

Dear Strangers,

Thank you for being nice to me.

Love,

Gadget

[Lily Adams]

Several letters tonight one from right now, one from a few days ago, and one from this afternoon:


Dear Lame Bill Clinton Impersonator,

You are REALLY annoying me. Please stop trying to sell me iPods when I all want is my DEVO.

No love,

A P*ssed-Off Spud (Tomato).


Dear Irony,

You're funny. In a sad way. Amusingly sad. Hahahahaha. *cries* Hahaha.

-Lily Adams.


Dear Time,

HAHAHAHAHA. That's a good prank you played on me! Now where's the real picture?

Wait wha?

O_O

Okay...

-A Shocked Kid.


And an added bonus one:


Dear Nerd Culture,

I love you like a shirt pocket loves a pocket protector.

Won't be long, mark my words, the time has come for Revenge of the Nerds, (don't worry-the joke's on them :nod:)

-Lily Adams.

[kiz_paws]

Dear Prudence, let me see you smile
Dear Prudence, like a little child
The clouds will be a daisy chain
So let me see you smile again
Dear Prudence, won't you let me see you smile?

Couldn't resist.

Excerpt from Dear Prudence © Beatles :thumbs_up

[ama_li]

Dear Cop on way home,
You look so cute. Keep smiling.
Amaali

[Madhuri]

Dear Boss,

Please, please....give me some work. It's been so many days and no work has been assigned to me. As it is there is nothing else I can do during work time, so basically I sit the whoel day staring at the computer screen. My frustration level is going beyond the tolerance limit. I may explode anytime...... I need work !!!

-Madhuri

[Chava]

Dear nightraven

Please return?

Yours,
Chava, the lucky rider

[kiz_paws]

Dear Left Hand:

Would it be at all possible to maybe come up with a way to keep it going with the Right?

Much appreciated,

Kizzo on behalf of J.S.Bach

[LadyW]

Dear AOL call centre workers,
I HATE YOU.
Thanks.

[Chava]

Dear waiters, musicians, and all the crazy dancers of Paludan café,

Thanks for an amasing evening of gypsy swing, thanks for talking and dancing with a random stranger, and thanks for running after me in the cold rain and wind to get my number.

Kindly,
Chava, not quite a dancing queen

[ama_li]

Dear S,
Why are you so rude?
amaa

[Themis]

Dear Me,

please, promise me you'll never use a phone again without looking at it!
Thank you.

[Chava]

Dear bank,
I do so dislike your condescending attitude. Spending money on going to Syria is not irresponsible, but educational. So stop giving me the look. It's not like i'm shopping for it or something. And even then I only buy books. Okay, so maybe i buy a lot of books. Yes, you may be right that my expenditures were a little excessive again this month. Okay fine, i know i spent all my wages again.... Yes alright, that is a little irresponsible...

Cheerio,
Chava

[bouquin]

Dear books,

Thank you for your wonderful company; thank you for taking me to the most stupendous of places.

[Chava]

Dear creators (aka. Parents)

Thanks, I cannot express my appreciation thouroughly. But thanks.

Yours,
Chava

[Tournesol]

Dear New Friend,
Be not so closed-in and silent. Open your heart to me, and I will reveal to you what mine is saying as well.
Bye,
The-one-who-holds-her-breath...





Lily Adams, this is such a great idea!!! I predict thousands of responses for this thread!!!

[dramasnot6]

Dear everything and everyone,
Please let a little sunshine come through in this time of darkness.
Love Me

[ahsiam]

dear exams,
please dont come that much close to me..............
-ahsiam

[Shalot]

dear publishers of my math text book,

next time, try proofreading.

Thanks.

[Gadget Girl]

Dear Spam,

You suck.

Always,

Gadget

[Chava]

Dear world

How about giving me a two minute break. Just to cool down for a while. okay?

Thanks very much,
Chava

[Remarkable]

Dear you-know-who-you-are,

What do I do?Do I tell you?Will you understand?

Love,

I-think-you-know-who-I-am.

[AdoreroDio]

Dear Lily,

where have you been? I miss chattin with you on IM and on here.

Would love to talk,
Addy

[AdoreroDio]

Dear friend,

Do not be afraid to tell me how you feel, I love you as much as I see you love me in your eyes and how you look at me. Do you see it too?

[Gadget Girl]

Dear sorrow,

Please get away from me. You're giving me a hard time, why don't you just stop what you are doing and have a break? You can have a break, but you can't come back, is that clear? Thank you.

Sincerely,

Gadget

[rachel_bookworm]

Dear public computer mouse,

Watching you being carressed by the hands of others in the public library really is upsetting me so.

I thought you were different. I thought I was the only one who knew how to push those buttons just the way you liked.

I took you and even your cursor to all different kinds of sites.

I guess it wasn't enough, and you needed that extra something in your life.

I'm ending this charade. I don't want to be the other woman; not that person.

Goodbye and good ridance,

Rachel

[toni]

Dear Cutie from the jogging track,

Won't you even consider my existence?

your fan(:p),
Toni

[Sarasvati21]

Dear Monday,

I realize that punctuality is usually a desired characteristic, but so much consistency can become dull after a while. In an effort to foster some spontaneity, would you be so kind as to wait a bit before coming again day after tomorrow? Say...another week?
Thank you for your consideration.

Sincerely,
Sarasvati

[Bakiryu]

Dear, oh dear, oh dear,

Please stop it. Please end it. Please just.......Make the world into pink and flowers forever, make it normal, make it me. Oh make it me. If just for a moment, let's get back before all this and normality and just begin what we were before what we now are.

I beg of thee, my darling, My darkling.

Love, yours and always,

Edward Black.

[RoCKiTcZa]

Dear birthday,

Besides making me grow older, which I detest but am trying my best not to, what else do you have in store for me? :confused:

Your perplexed and impatient celebrant

[Remarkable]

Dear you,

Thank you for being so kind and understanding so as to make everything easier.You are the best ever...

Love.

[toni]

Dear Bill

I'm praying for you.

much LOVE and CARE,
Toni

[RoCKiTcZa]

My Dearest Former Love,

I've heard your appearance has changed much since I last saw you...
When will I ever get to see you again?
I've heard your voice has become different...
When will I ever get to call you again?
It's been a long time since it last happened,
and over a year since I brought it to an end.
But why is it that every time I see the remnants,
the silly souvenirs,
of things we used to do together,
things that brought the two of us closer and closer before...
I smile? And for no reason at all, I smile?
My heart becomes light and my soul fills with laughter...
My phone sounds. The message is from you.
I quickly type a reply, but the message cannot reach you,
for I have nothing, nothing to send it with.
When will I ever get load again.

With so much love,
The girl you said you'd possibly love...
...but never did.

P.S. And now that I've changed so much,
here I am again. Looking at you once more.
Impossible.

[Lily Adams]

Dear LitNet,

A peanut butter and honey sandwich sounds good, yes?

I think so, too.

Love,

Not Necessarily Beautiful, but Mutated. (aka Lily Adams.)

[Sarasvati21]

My dear mother,

I don't know what I did to make you think of me so. Is this the way you want me to be?

I know you love me. Just know I love you.

Sarasvati

[Lioness_Heart]

Brother.
I cannot call you 'dear'.
I was never dear to you.
But you were so much more to me.
Will I see you again?

Remember
Me

[qimissung]

Dear Boss,

Your tone is cordial,
But your eyes semaphore hatred.
I dream of kindness.
Your smile is a shining sword,
Poised to sever my jugular.


Your Humble Servant,
Qimissung

[motherhubbard]

Dear Driver of the care behind me in the storm,

It was raining so hard that I couldn't see. You wouldn't have been able to see either if I hadn't been in front of you. Riding my bumper will not make me go around those curves any faster.

Happy driving,
Motherhubbard

[Weisinheimer]

Dear Boss,
It's weird not having you around. Can't wait til you get back. I'll try not to mess anything up too bad while you're gone.
~The evening shift

[djy78usa]

Dear computer,

Why can't you just open up the file I asked you to? What's that you say? Its not the right file format? Well, that's an easy fix, let me just save that as a tab delimited .txt. There, that should just about do it... Error? What error? That folder does not exist? I'M LOOKING AT THAT $%&@ING FOLDER RIGHT NOW!!! I SWEAR TO GOD, ONE DAY I AM GOING TO THROW YOU OFF THE TALLEST TOWER!!!!!!!!

Ah, screw it, I'm going to Hooters

I hope you get a virus.

Love,
Dustin

p.s. I didn't really mean that bit about the virus. Please don't get a virus, cause if you do... I SWEAR TO GOD! RIGHT OFF THE TALLEST TOWER!!!

[Page Sniffer]

Dear Sarasvati,
I've considered your proposal. Yes, I will put off showing up after sunday from now on. After eons of bashing, I am done with people showing up hungover, sick, late for work, pissy, blah, blah blah -- you get the picture -- and blaming it all on me. I say screw friday while I'm at it -- EVERYBODY loves friday (the slacker). Tuesday -- good riddance. Please pass it on to all of your friends to scartch me off those stupid square blocks. I'll be disguised as a holiday from now on, and be lounging on some foreign sunny beach where it never rains -- where I'll be appreciated.

Love, the day formerly known as "mon", or just "m" for the really lazy calendar makers.

PS: Wednesday is going with me.

[qimissung]

Dear Morning,

Why don't you take a page out of Monday's book and abscond to the beach? But no, you lurk around in the dark corners of our rooms day after day after day, ad naseum, with all you bright and cheery expectations, and "Good morning, merry sunshine's." Give us a break...and fast.

G'day, Good Evening, and Good Night!

Yours,
Twilight

[Page Sniffer]

Dearest Twilight,
OH MY!?! I didn't realise I was being so obnoxious. Please, please forgive me? Well, for what it's worth, I'm of no use at all in some other parts of the world either. I only illuminate the suffering.

One morning I had to fight to make myself known, through the thickest of choking, black oily clouds. I tried to cleanse the death from the air, but it was useless. Fight as I tried, that acidic, nostril burning, gagging aroma just wouldn't go away. Actually, the brighter I grew, the worse the stench became. Mid-day was a real treat to behold.

OK, so I'll lighten up a bit. I just wanted to present you with a day full of good possibilities, not bad. It's your chioce of course.

Love -- Mornie

[Lioness_Heart]

Dear Time,

We frequently pass you, waste you and even kill you.

I thought that I should thank you.

Yours in haste,
Lioness

[kiz_paws]

Dear Trent:

Not all Canadians smoke weeds, but alas you'd not know it from your position on stage.

Your devoted fan,
the un-moshed K♥zzo

[aBIGsheep]

Dear my sweet little girl,
I treat you like crap but yet you come back. I'm sorry but it'd never work.

Love,
your Kuya

[Lioness_Heart]

Dear Summer,

I'm sorry for moaning about you. Please come back!

Yours in drizzle,
Lioness

[Poetess]

Dear life,
Give us a hint about what`s going to happen to us,

A human alive
Wapha

[Poetess]

Dearest Mom,
Stop calling me to sleep. I already know it`s late, and I know that i`m bloody drowsy.
I will try my best to sleep soon

Your daughter,
Wapha

[eyemaker]

Dear Rain,
You know, I've always hate you.When are you going to stop? Or better yet, lend me your umbrella.

---your wet friend,
eyemaker

[*Classic*Charm*]

Dear Bronchitis,

I'd really enjoy it if you would stop pestering me with coughing fits and sinus congestion. I find it rather irritating as it does not allow me to attend my classes, which I would really like to do. I'm sending in reinforcements, my antibiotic friends, to get rid of you. GO AWAY

Yours in illness,

*C*C*

[Poetess]

Dear Cigarettes
I enjoy smoking you when I`m drinking my coffee. I wish you would stop giving me this uncozy feeling in my throats whether the esophagus itself. Ah and please, hide well when my brother is around.

Your smoker,
Wapha

[barbara0207]

Dear class,

how about not writing so much crap about Shakespeare's Sonnet 55 in your test? What? Shakespeare is difficult? Try harder.

Your English teacher

[motherhubbard]

Dear Dust,

I’ve really tried to make our relationship work. I feel that I’m the only one making any effort. I’ve decided that I don’t love you, I never did. I’d like you to just move out and stay away from me and my home forever.

No longer your slave girl,
mh

[qimissung]

Dear Job,

Why don't you just curl up and die? I think you get my drift.

4ever your girl (not)
Q

[wilbur lim]

Dear wilbur lim,

Please terminate procrastinating and not to feel grieved!This is a ultimatum,you must have your optimal intellect!

Yours sincerely,
wilbur lim

[motherhubbard]

Dear Black and White Dog next to the Auman Cemetery,

Please stop chasing my car! You’re going to give me a heart attack and when you do I may not be able to keep from running you right over. To be honest, I’m so sick of you dashing out of nowhere like that it’s taking a lot of self-control not to hit you right now! So back off!

Not so lovingly yours,
MH

[kiz_paws]

Dear B: I hope that life is treatin' ya good and that you are doing okay. We really miss you, you know. :nod:
~~K♥zzo

[Lioness_Heart]

Dear textbooks,

Please open yourselves and impart your wonderful knowlege while I while away my time on LitNet.

Nothing seems to be happening...

Thanks a lot.

[motherhubbard]

Dear textbooks,

Please open yourselves and impart your wonderful knowlege while I while away my time on LitNet.

Nothing seems to be happening...

Thanks a lot.

Dear Textbooks,

While you are at it, would you mind doing the same for me?

Deep appreciation!
MH

[wilbur lim]

Dear Time,

Will you terminate moving ceaselessly?

[Lioness_Heart]

Dear wonderful macbook,

Pleas stop jumping out and connecting yourself to the internet when I'm trying to work.

Love from the equally wonderful Lioness

[Pendragon]

Dear Stamps-On-Line:

You had to do it. didn't you? I tried to explain for an hour and you still ripped me off for $17.95. Bah form, Sah!

Pen

[kiz_paws]

Dear Beautiful Fall Foliage:

Please don't disappear anytime soon.
I like this fairytale.
Love
K♥zzo

[qimissung]

My Dearest Mother and Father,

Please disregard the laws of the universe and LIVE FOREVER!!!!!

Your loving daughter,
Q

[Bakiryu]

Dear dead rock star,

I know you're really famous and everybody is always saying how awesome, what a genius you are. But i still don't like you, except for that one song. I don't know why, but i'm sotty.

Rest in peace,

Jess

[Lioness_Heart]

Dear people outside my room,

Would it be so hard to talk at a normal volume? Do you always have to shout?

From your irritated neighbour who wants an early night.

[*Classic*Charm*]

Dear Cell Biology,

Why do you have to be so complex? Please drastically simplify yourself before the midterm on wednesday

Love always,

*C*C*

p.s. Pass the message along to your friend Physics

[kiz_paws]

Dear Flowers,

It was nice getting to know you this past Spring and Summer.

Maybe we can get together next year?

~Love K♥zzo

[BlueSkyGB]

Dear work:

I will not be in this weekend....
the races are on and Keeneland is beautiful this time of year...
and no, you cannot have my cell phone number...:lol:
Maybe I'll be in on Monday

[Lioness_Heart]

Dear silence,

It feels profane to disrupt you so with the tapping of these keys. But I just thought that I'd let you know quite how golden you are.

I shall rejoin you in a moment and we can rave together in complete and utter harmonious silence.

[maraki16]

dear phonetics-phonology teachers,
please be kind with me! i am just a student that loves literature and does not understand anything of linguistics. it just reminds me of maths!!!please, i want to pass the subject pleeease???i am trying you know. but these things are greek to me!(well, normally, a greek would say chinese, but they say that sounds too greek in english...)

[qimissung]

Dear Friday,

Is there a reason you only appear once a week? You are so amiable, so full of good cheer and anticipation, your smiling face is be welcome anytime! Consider, please, stopping by for a cuppa joe anytime, my friend!

Qimi

[Lily Adams]

Dear life,

Prove me wrong.

-Lily.

[*Classic*Charm*]

Dear life,

Prove me wrong.

-Lily.

Dear Life,

Me too!!

*C*C*

[Guinivere]

Dear Mr. Kant,

Can you come back to life, just this once. Please. Pretty please.

I need help understanding your papers. PLEASE.

Love, Guinivere

[Lily Adams]

Dear Life,

Me too!!

*C*C*

Tell me about it.

I have another thing to ask life-why does Ohio seem to be the center of the universe? Why is that, world? :p

[NEEMAN]

Dear Friedrich Nietzsche,

Aside from all there is to say about your work, you had incredible facial hair. No wonder you went mad; man was not meant to have such a tache.


Yours gratefully,


- Michael

[Silas Thorne]

Dear Mr XXXX,

Why is it that when I speak there are no subtitles? Did you turn them off? If so, please turn them back on. I'm sure my speech must be unclear to someone out there in the audience.

Can you tell me why I cannot stop from performing ballet when I hear slow classical music on television? I haven't the faintest idea how to perform ballet, although I must admit it feels good to prance around on tiptoe and spin my arms around.

With Sincere Regards,

Silas

[kiz_paws]

Dear Old Man Winter,

Lighten Up Already!

I want to go ice skating.

Faithfully yours,
Kiz_paws

[Niamh]

My Dear Right Foot,
I would kindly appriciate it if you would do me the favour and stop hurting.
Thank you
Niamh

[kiz_paws]

Dear Thermometer:

What the heck are you doing, anyhow?!

Freezingly yours,
:cold:K♥zzo:cold:

[Remarkable]

Dear you,

I love you.I know we can never be together,but I love.I thought I got over you,but I love you.I know you're sometimes fake,but I love you.

Love,

Me.

[Zee.]

Dear Dori,

I think you're the cutest thing ever.

Love, me.

[Chava]

Dear Photographer,

Are you still waiting for my call?

Yours
Chava

[*Classic*Charm*]

Dear Thermometer:

What the heck are you doing, anyhow?!

Freezingly yours,
:cold:K♥zzo:cold:

Dear Thermometer,

Are you trying to freeze the whole country in one go?

Frigidly yours,

*C*C*

[kilted exile]

A few letters


Dear Alcohol,

We've had a lot of good, no, great times together - but I am getting to the point in my life where I cant party all the time like I used to. This will be tough on both of us, and I may end up calling you at 3 in the morning sometimes & then hang up when you answer, I apologise in advance for the trouble & pain this break-up will put you through, but it is for the best for both of us. You are still wonderful & will continue to break the hearts of many young men, soon I'll just be another notch on your bedpost.

Adieu,
Drew



Dear World,

I am ready to live now. I hope you are ready for me.

KILTED!!!



Dear Gran,

I am sorry you didnt live long enough to see me become a fully rounded man, I will get there eventually and now make this solemn promise: Everything I do from here on out will make you proud of me.

Lovingly,
Andrew

[sprinks]

Dear family,

if you want it done, do it yourself. I'm not going to be the only one cleaning now.

Sincerely,
Sam.

[LostPrincess13]

Dear Santa,

Thanks for the wonderful present you left me this year.:) I didn't even ask you for anything, yet you knew what I really wanted even though I didn't. Thanks so much!

With Love,
The Lost One

P.S. I'll be making your cookies extra special this year as a thank-you note!:D

[Remarkable]

Dear sleep,

Why,oh,why did you keep me so much?!When am I supposed to learn now?!

Reconsidering love,

Me.

[Remarkable]

Dear sleep,

I would appreciate it a lot if you will allow me to wake up at a decent hour tomorrow.

Still reconsidering love,

Me.

[*Classic*Charm*]

Dear cough,

GET AWAY FROM ME!!! I refuse to get sick! I BANISH YOU from this house! BE GONE!

HATEFUL and BITTER,

*C*C*

[Zee.]

Dear Alien ninjas who stole my brain,


Give it back.

Yours sincerely,
Lima.

[Joreads]

Dear heat please go away

Yours hopefully
Jo

[Weisinheimer]

Dear B,

I hope we can stay friends for a long time. Sometimes I don't know what to say, but I do care. Thanks for being there for me.

~TSM

[kiz_paws]

Dear KelBro of 2005:

You were only trying to help.
We know that now.

RIP,

K♥zzo

[sprinks]

Dear you-know-who-you-are,

I miss you. So much. Pleeeease come visit me this year. It's been almost 2 years since you moved, and it drives me crazy that I haven't seen you in so long!! Once again, I miss you. I need to see you again.

With lots and lots of love and longing,
Samantha.

[Remarkable]

Dear Vincent Delerm,

No matter what the others say,I love your songs.And your looks:D!And I don't get depressed by your music.Seriously.

Love,

Me.

[Zee.]

Dear Miss Apple,


your words put me in a place of peace. No one has ever been able to do that before,

thanks,
xx.


Dear person I shall not name,

I do not like you.

Kind regards,
Lima.

[LadyW]

Dear Self,
Stop running into things - both literally and metaphorically.
Thanks.

[motherhubbard]

Dear Jack Frost,

Are you considering a shorter stay in my area? It's been a real pleasure, but I don't want to be selfish. Go ahead, Santa would love to see you in the North Poll! And please don't make any surprise visits once my garden is out. I've had enough of that.

MH

[Zee.]

Dear pup,

you are the love of my life.

Love love love love you,

Lima.

Dear William,

Wow.

Love,
Lima.

[weltanschauung]

dear writer's block
%$#@ OFF!

@#$%@$#@%$,
w.

[Remarkable]

Dear Eugene Onegin,

I understand you.And I don't like what I understand.And I especially don't like the fact that men become every day more like you.

Respectfully,

Me.

[*Classic*Charm*]

Dear Creep-tastic

STOP DATING MY BEST FRIEND AND GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! EWWW!

Scarred for Life,

*C*C*

[Zee.]

Dear - you know who -

I deleted this. :)

Love,

xx