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Lote-Tree
10-21-2007, 05:20 PM
My Imaginary Job would be to have Intellectual and amusing conversation with intelligent and amusing people on subjects that interest me and get paid for it :D

What is yours? :D
Lily Adams
10-21-2007, 06:17 PM
That would be Supreme Ruler of the World for me. If only that darn Pinky would stop being so stupid and distracting me by saying "narf" all the time.

:p Just kidding.

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Lote-Tree
10-21-2007, 06:19 PM
That would be Supreme Ruler of the World for me. If only that darn Pinky would stop being so stupid and distracting me by saying "narf" all the time.

:p Just kidding.

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

He he :D

I am talking about paid jobs :D

Do dictators get paid? :D
Niamh
10-21-2007, 06:20 PM
My Imaginary Job would be to have Intellectual and amusing conversation with intelligent and amusing people on subjects that interest me and get paid for it :D

What is yours? :D
You mean Like Wilde?:p Better get witty!

That would be Supreme Ruler of the World for me. If only that darn Pinky would stop being so stupid and distracting me by saying "narf" all the time.

:p Just kidding.

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

:lol: I miss animaniacs!

My imaginary job is.......??????;) Guess!
Granny5
10-21-2007, 06:25 PM
Queen of the World and everyone would love me and I'd never have to do laundry or clean bathrooms again.
Themis
10-21-2007, 06:37 PM
I'd love to be a good writer (who gets paid). Until I am one ... this is my imaginary job. ;)
Lily Adams
10-21-2007, 06:50 PM
He he :D

I am talking about paid jobs :D

Do dictators get paid? :D

Well, we own everything so we don't need to. :D


Actually, I want Michael Pilmer's job (http://www.devo-obsesso.com/html/about.html).
Lote-Tree
10-22-2007, 03:15 AM
You mean Like Wilde?:p Better get witty!

I thought I was already :D
he he :D



My imaginary job is.......??????;) Guess!

Guiness Drinker? :D
Gadget Girl
10-22-2007, 04:05 AM
Mine would be a job that I'm interested in and keeps me happy all the time, plus I'll get paid for it.
Pensive
10-22-2007, 06:16 AM
Now, that's a difficult question. Not too much if I list all of them so what if I have got three of them imagined? :p

Writer
School teacher (for little children, primary classes :D)
Researcher (related to Genetics)
papayahed
10-22-2007, 09:03 AM
Is there a job that will pay me for all my brilliant ideas? I could just jot them down, send them in and receive a check?
SleepyWitch
10-22-2007, 10:22 AM
You mean Like Wilde?:p Better get witty!


nope, he means like he does on here all the time, only he'd get paid for it :D

me, I'd like to be a knight if it wasn't for the heavy armour and stinky horses :lol: (joking, there's nothing wrong with horses)

or a recluse who lives in a castle and studies all kinds of things just for fun.
on my rare public appearances, I'd just radiate an air of je ne sais quoi and not talk to anyone... (nope I don't mean to say I'd radiate ignorance or dunno-ness, that wouldn't be any different from what I do now)... and wear a tailor-made suit.. yes, a suit, but one that fits me, not a gent's suit that is 12 sizes too large
Chava
10-22-2007, 11:07 AM
Uhm, can I be a professional backpacker? And photographer/artist?
manolia
10-22-2007, 11:17 AM
Mine would be to sleep and get paid for it :D
Nothing smutty Lote!
SleepyWitch
10-22-2007, 11:22 AM
Mine would be to sleep and get paid for it :D
Nothing smutty Lote!

oh yeah, I would excell at that, too.
aren't there bed-testers? like software testers or cat food tasters?
ReynardtheFox
10-22-2007, 11:25 AM
Moi? Work for a living?

Preposterous notion!
Lote-Tree
10-22-2007, 01:07 PM
or a recluse who lives in a castle and studies all kinds of things just for fun.


Sounds good but the recluse bit..hum...without women how can a man have fun? :D


Mine would be to sleep and get paid for it :D
Nothing smutty Lote!

Ha ha :D I am glad you put in the nothing smutty bit :D

I would prefer day-dreaming instead of sleep :D
Virgil
10-22-2007, 01:15 PM
Let's see. I get to design, build, and manage my own engineering project. Wait a sec, that's what i do. :D So I have the ideal job now. :p

No, not quite. I would like upper management to go away and come back only when I'm done, give me an unlimited budget, and pat me on the back with a "good try" when I fail. Now that would be ideal. ;)
Madhuri
10-22-2007, 02:13 PM
To build castles in the air :nod: The bigger the better :D
Lote-Tree
10-22-2007, 02:26 PM
To build castles in the air :nod: The bigger the better :D

I used to do that all the time - I called it daydreaming :D
LadyWentworth
10-22-2007, 02:57 PM
I would like to be a tremendously successful actress in musical theater! I would settle for doing a play occassionally when I wanted to "rest". Musicals are the most fun, though. That would be the life!!

If not that, I would like to travel and write about my travels. I guess I could write travel books.

Better yet, I would like to magically come into loads of money so that I would NEVER have to work again. Then I could sing and dance in a show and/or travel wherever I want to just for the fun of it! :D
SleepyWitch
10-22-2007, 03:04 PM
Sounds good but the recluse bit..hum...without women how can a man have fun? :D


yep. but I'm a woman.. so I suppose I can have fun with myself :lol: ... now that came out all wrong :)
Lote-Tree
10-22-2007, 03:08 PM
yep. but I'm a woman.. so I suppose I can have fun with myself :lol: ... now that came out all wrong :)

Ha ha :D It did :D

But only a person with a cesspool of a mind would think so like that :D
But I have a halo on my head ;-)
SleepyWitch
10-22-2007, 03:13 PM
But I have a halo on my head ;-)

of course you do :) every time you pass under a street lamp :)
Lote-Tree
10-22-2007, 04:37 PM
of course you do :) every time you pass under a street lamp :)

Have more faith in me Sleepy. You know I am a saint :D ;-)
Niamh
10-22-2007, 05:40 PM
I thought I was already :D
he he :D



Guiness Drinker? :D
Evil!!! Evil!!!! Guiness Evil!!!!

Have more faith in me Sleepy. You know I am a saint :D ;-)

Now whose daydreaming!:p
AimusSage
10-22-2007, 05:44 PM
Evil!!! Evil!!!! Guiness Evil!!!!
Does drinking it makes one an evil genius? I must not have read the handbook for sainthood when I applied for the job, because right now, I'm plotting to destroy the world with striped jeans, and it's all the guinea pigs fault.

I think words starting with a G are evil, just look at these examples: Guiness, Guinea pig, Genius. It all makes sense now. :idea:
Niamh
10-22-2007, 05:56 PM
Its full of iron so maybe it makes you more like popeye than a genius....

Guiness, Guinea pigs, Gurana,neil Gaiman(well he is an evil genius after all!:p ) I see you point Aimus! :eek: (eccept Green. Green is nice:p )
andave_ya
10-22-2007, 06:12 PM
fanfiction writer. daydreamer for all Boromir-related plots.
higley
10-22-2007, 09:57 PM
Does drinking it makes one an evil genius? I must not have read the handbook for sainthood when I applied for the job, because right now, I'm plotting to destroy the world with striped jeans, and it's all the guinea pigs fault.

Speaking of evil, are all the Evil Genius slots taken? If not, sign me up! :D
cactus
10-22-2007, 10:21 PM
God you guys crack me up so much! I swear the people at work must think I am crazy for laughing at my computer!

My ideal job is to be a student whenever I want, studying whatever I please and being paid for it.
higley
10-22-2007, 10:25 PM
My ideal job is to be a student whenever I want, studying whatever I please and being paid for it.

As opposed to paying for it. :D Word to that.
SleepyWitch
10-23-2007, 12:58 AM
Its full of iron so maybe it makes you more like popeye than a genius....


seriously? I've got iron deficiency (veggie). do you figure I need a dietary supplement?:brow:
Lote-Tree
10-23-2007, 04:02 AM
Now whose daydreaming!:p

Another unbeliever I see! But I am compassionate enough to let your unbelief go unpunished :D

Would have made you drink Guiness all eternity or something :D
symphony
10-23-2007, 11:29 AM
This question always brings a noreaster of sighs from me.... :(


I'm always dreaming of being a (*sigh*) particle physicist, or a (*sigh*) cosmologist!

(now now! dont look at me like that! :( )

*sighs*
Niamh
10-23-2007, 11:42 AM
seriously? I've got iron deficiency (veggie). do you figure I need a dietary supplement?:brow:
http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=219768
http://frodo.marshall.edu/~bennett7/guinness/health.html

Another unbeliever I see! But I am compassionate enough to let your unbelief go unpunished :D

Would have made you drink Guiness all eternity or something :D

now thats just mean lote!:( :p
Virgil
10-23-2007, 11:48 AM
This question always brings a noreaster of sighs from me.... :(


I'm always dreaming of being a (*sigh*) particle physicist, or a (*sigh*) cosmologist!

(now now! dont look at me like that! :( )

*sighs*

Well, do your best Symph and you might be able to. When you get to college take some physics classes. I had thought along those lines too once, but once in a real physics class I drifted into engineering. ;) Newtonian physics was much more interesting to me. And engineers still deal with Newton.
jon1jt
10-23-2007, 02:29 PM
i reside lakeside on the park. the maple and elm keep me cool, and the water clean so i can bathe in it. people from all walks of life pass ~ the soldiers who lost something. the lovers and shopkeepers, private dancers, the guy just out of rehab. a little girl strings leaves on her fingers, wiggling her hips.

i sit there and we pass the time talking. sometimes we don't say much, we need only look out, or up. and sometimes we swim and goof around, but mostly we talk. eventually they ask me to write a poem for them, and before they shove off they write me a check. i also accept cash. they will come again -- before the cold, they say.

i'm a lakeside poet. ;)