Seen on Tee Shirts

[Pendragon]

Quotes from the world of whacky tee shirts:

Saw this for sale the other day:


I'm Busy.
You're Stupid.
Conversation Concluded.

[Niamh]

This was on a Tee Shirt my brother purchased in Boston Mas.

I've gone to find myself.
If I'm not back before i return,
keep me here.
:brow:
I love it.

[IndifferenceNME]

What about...

"God hates religion"

[Zombie]

hahaha this was funny... but very innappropriate...

THOUSANDS OF MY POTENTIAL CHILDREN DIED ON YOUR DAUGHTER'S FACE LAST NIGHT

[Pendragon]

Let's try to keep this rated PG anyway! :blush:

Used to have this one:

To Save time, let's just assume I know everything.

[Pendragon]

Sorry! I'm allergic to BS!

[Zombie]

have you hugged a surfer today?

[Niamh]

th most popular quotes on tee shirts in ireland are;
The Leprechauns made me drink it
and
The Leprechauns made me do it.:p

Note: As Pendragon has already Stated, can we please keep things PG, as this is an all age site.
Thank You
Niamh

[Zombie]

ur mom is in my top 8

[BibliophileTRJ]

If you can read this you are MUCH too close to me.

[amalia1985]

Seen on a T-Shirt when I was in England:

"Behave, mate:I know Jesus' e-mail address!!!"

[vheissu]

There are so many that I've seen, some of which I can't post here (not that rude, but I'd rather not) and some of which were completely lame.

One that sticks out in my mind, mainly because I thought that the guy who wore it must have a good sense of (self)humor, and who didn't exactly have a top model's physique:

This is not the body I ordered!

[LadyWentworth]

I have a bunch of shirts that say all sorts of things. They are basically literature-related, and I love it because I am the only one that understands them (unless another book lover happens to look at me :) ).

Anyway, I wore this one shirt 2 weekends ago. It was like the last warm day, and I didn't need a coat. So, I figured I'd show it off (I'd never worn it before). It says:

"My house was debunked by Jason and Grant"

Now, unless you watch the TV program "Ghost Hunters", you wouldn't know what that means. The shirt was actually supposed to have the title printed on the sleeve, but I ended up with the ONE shirt that didn't have it on there! Anyway, I prefer that a lot more because I think it will baffle them a little bit more. After all, if it had said "Ghost Hunters", they would just assume it involves that, whatever "Ghost Hunters" is. With nothing there, they just can't seem to understand it.

I never thought that shirt would get the reaction that it did! EVERYBODY read it, and they made it SO obvious that they were!

I had this one woman read it and then she gave me a look like I was a lunatic. Then this guy followed her by reading it word-by-word while moving his lips. He didn't take his eyes off of it as he walked past me! It was kind of interesting! I didn't think this shirt would stand out THAT much!!

Then you knew who were the people that understood it, though. There actually were a couple. Put it this way, none of those people followed with either a look of "What the hell does that mean?" or gave me a look like I was crazy because they didn't understand it! A couple even smiled a little :D

[Niamh]

some more

I'll be spontaneous when I get around to it!

Will Work For Shoes

The voices in my head keep debating
the lyrics to "Hotel California."

The monkey on my back, carries a chip on his shoulder.

I got a pair of hamsters for my teenage son. I think I made a good trade.

God is a single parent, too.

My own mortality will be the Death of me yet.

The World Owes Me A Living
:D

[BibliophileTRJ]

one of my favorites:


HUKT AWN FAUNIX WERKT FUR MI!

(Hooked on Phonics worked for me)
Is that educational fad still around or has it been discredited by now?

[NikolaiI]

hhahahaha
Probably discredited, but that's how I learned to spell. Actually, not too sure. I remember being told to "sound it out" but also you have to memorize a lot of words for English.

[Shalot]

I Smile Because I Don't Know What's Going On

[Anza]

Sarcasm is the body's natural defense against stupidity

Be kind to your enemies, and laugh while they wonder what's going on!

[the silent x]

I'm glad to meet you
You really seem
like an interesting person

[Shalot]

These are better if you see them:

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n25/Shalot_bucket/centaurofattention-catalog-3676.jpg

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n25/Shalot_bucket/gavemyword-catalog-600.jpg

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n25/Shalot_bucket/dyslexiaheart-catalog-2233.jpg

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n25/Shalot_bucket/BT-dysentery-catalog-3447.jpg

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n25/Shalot_bucket/-soccer-catalog-2646.jpg

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n25/Shalot_bucket/BT-yourretarded-catalog-571.jpg

[Bakiryu]

"I want it all! ~AND I WANT IT DELIVERED BY HOT, NAKED MEN"
"Do you believe in love at first sight?" on front "or should I walk by again?"
"You're unforgettable, what's your name again?"
"I've lost my number, can I have yours?"
"Silence is golden......But DUCT TAPE is Silver"
I'm not a complete idiot--some parts are missing.
Your proctologist called. They found your head.
Heavily Medicated for Your Safety
I don't do sympathy - settle for sarcasm?
I will not instigate a revolution (repeated like a child writing on a chalk board)
Your village called. Their Idiot is missing.
I scored with the princess (Mario shirt)
Mom says I ride the short bus because I'm special
I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it!
Out of my mind...back in 5 minutes
Poke me and die!
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don't.
My inner child wants to give your inner child a swirly
Kiss my arsch - it's Irish too!
I used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure!
I used to be schizophrenic but we're OK now (Reminds me of Taliesin :p )
I'm Naked (Under my Clothes!)
Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Give blood - play hockey
Who are these kids and why are they calling me mom?
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
All men are idiots And I married their king.
In America Anyone Can Be President That's One of the Risks You Take.
Where there's a will... I want to be in it.
EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.
I wear the brains in the family.
No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn't work anyway!
Always remember you're unique... Just like everyone else.
I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
I'm not getting smaller I'm backing away from you.
I don't know what makes you dumb But it really works
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather . . . not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Guys have feelings too. But like... who cares?
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
I hate everybody, and you're next.
Please don't make me kill you.
And your point is...?
I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.
Don't worry. It'll only seem kinky the first time...
Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
All stressed out and no one to choke.
I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
Nobody knows I'm not wearing underwear.
I'm out of estrogen and I have a gun.
I have the body of a god.....unfortunately: it's Buddha.

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t28/peewee-small/I_Beat_Anorexia_T-Shirt.jpg

(This is very discriminating!)
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m263/Wesmaster8/28176.jpg

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa93/ak_fithelement22/funny%20shirt%20pics/76e7.jpg

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb113/sdabyss/TripintotheAbyss626.jpg

[papayahed]

I'm the person your parents warned you about
Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket?

[the silent x]

how to keep idiots busy, see back of shirt
how to keep idiots busy, see front of shirt

[Lily Adams]

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don't.

0_0

I NEED this shirt. That is BRILLIANT.

[packersfan]

4/3 of the people in american dont get fractions.

[Lily Adams]

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m263/Wesmaster8/28176.jpg


:lol:

*claps hands stupidly*

Me likeeeee!!!!! Heh heh.

That is FUNNY. I'm such a sucker for offensive things.

[Bakiryu]

:lol:

*claps hands stupidly*

Me likeeeee!!!!! Heh heh.

That is FUNNY. I'm such a sucker for offensive things.

I know! I'm SO getting fabric paint and making one of those! :D

[Pendragon]

I'm Naked (Under my Clothes!)


Reminds me of an old Muppets Show routine. Sam, the self-righteous American Eagle, is giving a speech.

"I wish to talk to you about Nudity in the world today. I for one am appalled by it! Do you realize that the entire population of the Earth is walking around entirely naked underneath their clothing? And it's not just humans, although goodness knows that's bad enough! Even nice little doggies and putty-cats cannot be trusted. Underneath that fur, completely naked! And it's not just the quadradpeds either! Birds, too! Underneath those fine feather, birds wear nothing! Nothing at all! Aboslutely--" Stops and suddenly covers himself. "I'm a bird!"

[BlueSkyGB]

"I'm only wearing black, until something darker comes along"

[nebish]

worn by ex-vietnam soldiers:
Far East Conflict - 2nd place

[Pendragon]

You have the right to remain silent and you had better find the ability real quick!

I'm up and dressed. What more do you want?

LOVE is a four letter word.

Sorry, You have obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a rat's

Of Course I Was Speeding! You Were Chasing Me!

[motherhubbard]

I haved one that says

Human Milk
for
Human Babies

I love it.

[Virgil]

This is fun. :D

Seen on women's tee shirts:
SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME

COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST
BETTER RICH

I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN

ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT

IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN

TGIF

Don't ask about the last one. ;) Alright if you want to know just ask. :D

[motherhubbard]

ok, I want to know-

[Virgil]

ok, I want to know-

OK you asked: T*ts Go In Front. For the intellectually challenged. ;)

[motherhubbard]

my husband may appreciate that- I'll pass it on

[Pendragon]

Saw this the other day and didn't know if it was a rebel statement or a come on:

You'd Better Have A Search Warrent

[Taliesin]

We're boring.
We can only remember this on a friend:
Front:"Put something between your legs"
Back: "A motorbike"

And we have one that says: "When I'm good, I am very, very good.
When I'm bad, I'm better."

Oh, and we remember also the Oots T-shirts. Haven't bought them or anything, just like them. Probably most of them wouldn't say anything to a non-roleplayer, but these are quite nice and understandable:
"I have an idea. It begins with 'S' and ends with, 'litting their throats'."
"Your approval fills me with shame."
"Your broken corpses will taste delicious lightly seasoned with nutmeg."

[Niamh]

This is fun. :D

Seen on women's tee shirts:
SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME



Don't ask about the last one. ;) Alright if you want to know just ask. :D

I had a black T with this on it years ago! Thought it was funny!:p Also had one that said everyone loves an Irish girl.:p

[Pendragon]

Seeing is believing...

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Four/Tee-bookclub-back-large-1.gif

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Four/blogging-1.jpg

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Four/Untitled.jpg

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Four/T-Shirt-And-Your-Point-Is-793377.jpg

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Four/pod.jpg

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Four/drunk.jpg

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Four/AU8O434CAT59NNQCAOEPWW7CAAXWRYACA6F.jpg

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Four/AOAFF16CAY7J7K5CA7L977KCADUT1FGCAF8.jpg

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Four/A9NI4XOCA8S07WICA5DIQ62CAJR7NK5CA41.jpg

[Niamh]

Seeing is believing...

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Four/Tee-bookclub-back-large-1.gif



I want this T!

[symphony]

Heard from a friend that he's got his T-shirt saying-

This is not the life I ordered.

[RoCKiTcZa]

One of my favorite T-shirt sports the following lines in glitzy print:


PARENTAL
ADVISORY
CONTENTS MAY OFFEND
THE EASILY OFFENDED

[Pendragon]

Seen on a woman's tee shirt:

Made You Look

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Four/Bored.jpg

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Four/Dolly.jpg

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Four/GetAClue.jpg

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Four/Going.jpg

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Four/Incur.jpg

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Four/Pathetic.jpg

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Four/Phone.jpg

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Four/SmithWeston.jpg

[LadyWentworth]

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Great! :lol:

By the way, Pen, love your new avatar! :)

[Virgil]

Some cute ones:

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

You can't have everything, where would you put it?

The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

[bazarov]

Rakia - connecting people

Instead of Nokia; extremely strong alcoholic drink

[Pensive]

Rakia - connecting people

Instead of Nokia; extremely strong alcoholic drink

:lol:

These Nokia ads always are a source of amusement for me, make me laugh. :D

[bazarov]

There is also:
Rakia - correcting people!

[Pensive]

There is also:
Rakia - correcting people!

That's even better!

I wonder if there is any: Nokia - Correcting People (never to buy it again)

[Bakiryu]

On Baki's new shirt: Kiss me twice: I'm Bisexual! :lol:

Actually some girl just came up to me the other day and kissed me :blush: :ladysman:

Fear teh new lucky shirt! It's already getting me dates!
:angel: :lol: