Doomsday

[Lote-Tree]

If the world was to end tomorrow at 7.00 pm precisely - so you have exactly a day to live what would you do?

1. Tear your hair out in panic.
2. Get down on bended knee and ask God for forgiveness of sins.
3. Have a one last drunken booze up with your pals.
4. Make love to your wife/spouse/partner/girlfriend continously until the hour is up.
5. Watch/read/listen to your favourite work of Art
6. Make up with brother/sister/father/mother/anty/uncle etc.
7. Go up to the hillside and admire the Earth for once last time.
8. Rob a bank - just for the hell of it.
9. Shout damn you damn you damn humans
10. Insert your own.

[mercy_mankind]

At this time, I'll plant plants
thank you for your Nice topics.

[Bakiryu]

I actually asked this to my cousin, but she picked 4 while I picked 5.

I guess I'd just admire Earth and kinda cry. Write a poem, paint something, run outside in my underwear. Do everything I was too shy to do.

[Shalot]

First I'd get together with my husband :brow: and then we'd have some beer. Better yet, we'll drink some beer first and then get on with the rest. After that we'll drink some more beer and call my parents and tell them I love them. then I will log on to litnet and continueously post in count to 10,000 till I get it there (damn 30 second rule)

then I'd probably go outside and let the cat out since she loves to eat grass. then i would sit there with my husband until everything blows up

[Virgil]

I would probably do a number of those listed: 2,4,5,&7. Plus open the best bottle of wine that I own and enjoy it.

[LadyWentworth]

I would probably listen to all of my absolute favorite songs. I would like to enjoy each one of them one last time.

Though robbing the bank sounds intriguing! :D

[TheFifthElement]

I would spend a nice day with my family, playing games and doing whatever the kids wanted to do. No shouting, no rules, just a day of fun. No moping, no being sad, no regrets.

[RoCKiTcZa]

my classmate once said in an impromptu speech that if he had only 24 hours to live, he's spend the first eight hours eating, the next eight hours with his family, and finally the last eight hours sleeping so that he wouldn't feel the pain of dying.

if my life were to end at 7:00 sharp, I'd gather up all my old diaries and search for entries containing stuff I wanted to do as a kid. The remaining hours I would spend doing them.

Based on the choices, I'd probably spend the first minute tearing my hair out in panic. Then, after allowing myself a moment to calm down, which, I believe, would be most efficiently done through the performance of Task Number 9, I'd go home to do 6, 5, 4 and finally, Number 2.

[Nossa]

I'll do three of those, in the following order:

2. Get down on bended knee and ask God for forgiveness of sins.

6. Make up with brother/sister/father/mother/anty/uncle etc.

5. Watch/read/listen to your favourite work of Art

[SleepyWitch]

I'd do several things.
first I'd do 4) not continuously, since I've got other things to do as well.
then I'd rush off and try to rescue my fave boss and his family even though it's futile, seeing as it's the end of the world.

then I'd do 7) and then 4 again.

[Lote-Tree]

[COLOR="DarkRed"]At this time, I'll plant plants

I guess that is better than robbing a bank :D



I actually asked this to my cousin, but she picked 4 while I picked 5.


I have agonised over option 4 too :D



I guess I'd just admire Earth and kinda cry. Write a poem, paint something, run outside in my underwear. Do everything I was too shy to do.

You shy? My gosh you do it really well then :D


First I'd get together with my husband :brow:


A sensible thing before drinking beer :D



and then we'd have some beer. Better yet, we'll drink some beer first and then get on with the rest. After that we'll drink some more beer and call my parents and tell them I love them. then I will log on to litnet and continueously post in count to 10,000 till I get it there (damn 30 second rule)


He he :D Yeah spam litnet for sure :D



then I'd probably go outside and let the cat out since she loves to eat grass.


You have transformed your cat into a veggie? Remarkable :D


I would probably do a number of those listed: 2,4,5,&7. Plus open the best bottle of wine that I own and enjoy it.

He he :D But suppose you had only one choice :D?


I would probably listen to [B]all of my absolute favorite songs. I would like to enjoy each one of them one last time.

Ah Art to the very last minute. Such is the power of Art?



Though robbing the bank sounds intriguing! :D

He he :D


I would spend a nice day with my family, playing games and doing whatever the kids wanted to do. No shouting, no rules, just a day of fun. No moping, no being sad, no regrets.

Sounds good :D


if my life were to end at 7:00 sharp, I'd gather up all my old diaries and search for entries containing stuff I wanted to do as a kid. The remaining hours I would spend doing them.


Can you fit all that in one day? :D


I'll do three of those, in the following order:

2. Get down on bended knee and ask God for forgiveness of sins.

6. Make up with brother/sister/father/mother/anty/uncle etc.

5. Watch/read/listen to your favourite work of Art

No nookie then? :D


I'd do several things.
first I'd do 4) not continuously, since I've got other things to do as well.
then I'd rush off and try to rescue my fave boss and his family even though it's futile, seeing as it's the end of the world.

then I'd do 7) and then 4 again.

LOL LOL :D Yep doing 4 again and again sounds a cool way to go... :D

[Nossa]

No nookie then?:D


:lol: :lol:
This word just cracks me up...I wonder how did you guys come up with a word like Nookie to describe sex :lol:

Anyways, I can't say I'll be making love to somoene,when I haven't met him cuz I'm not married, and therefore I wouldn't know if I'd wanna spend the last day of my life with him..lol...for now, I'll stick to the ones I mentioned lol

[NikolaiI]

Reminds me of "God's Final Message To His Creation," "I apologize for the inconvenience" or something like that. from Douglas Adams

[LadyWentworth]

Ah Art to the very last minute. Such is the power of Art?

It seems to have that power over me at least. :)

I would have chosen #4 if I'd actually have someone in my life to experience #4 with! Of course, even if I did have someone, I would have to feel he is completely worthy of my time at that moment, too. :p

Naturally, in order for that to happen he would have to be willing to put up with listening to all of my favorite music while that is going on! I think a man can deal with it if this means no more nookie for him ever again!!! Yes, I, too, used the word "nookie"! :D

[Granny5]

#7 with Poppy and while we were there, #4 but not continously cause he'd be asleep two minutes after.:lol:

I wouldn't rob a bank because there could be a mistake and I wouldn't want to be in jail if the world didn't end.

[Lily Adams]

I'd probably be a mixture of 5,7,8, and 9 for me, which makes no sense when you think about it. Number 9 made me laugh.

I'd probably rob the bank with my friend because we're just mischevious teenagers like that. :lol:

And now, since I have the chance to say this,

THE WORLD ENDS TOMORROW AND YOU MAY DIE!!!!!!! So repent, quit your job, and SLACK OFF!

Whew, I've always just wanted to scream that. And I did. At my computer monitor.

[Virgil]

He he :D But suppose you had only one choice :D?


Well, let's see:
2. Get down on bended knee and ask God for forgiveness of sins -That will only take five minutes.

4. Make love to your wife/spouse/partner/girlfriend continously until the hour is up. -Granny makes a good point. I woud probably be asleep like Poppy too and miss the end. :p

5. Watch/read/listen to your favourite work of Art - I'm not sure what I would choose. And how could I read a novel in an hour? Beethoven's 5th symphony is about 45 mnutes. But would I really want to blow my last hour of life listening to music? Hmm.

7. Go up to the hillside and admire the Earth for once last time. -Actually this is very similar to number 2, admiring God's creation that he will shortly blow to bits. I can actually do both at the same time.

So there's my answer: Pray while admiring the earth's beauty. Plus I would take my bottle of wine with me and do all three at the same time. :lol:

[mercy_mankind]

I guess that is better than robbing a bank :D


:) :) :) :)
Look , I chose to plant , because this is what we created for , although I know that life will end after a day , but I'm trying to make another life for that plant , so robbing a bank is depravity on Earth , but planting plants is Mending on Earth , and this is what I'm living for.

[packersfan]

I probably would have it be a regular day, because I think death is no big deal. and I'm pretty unnormal that way....but I'm not scared of dying at all and dont consider it a big deal at all...and that good sometimes because i take risks-and thats bad sometimes because i take risks

[Lote-Tree]

:lol: :lol:
This word just cracks me up...I wonder how did you guys come up with a word like Nookie to describe sex :lol:


He he :D

We like playing with words - after all we have the Bard to thank for :D

"nookie" - It is such a smutty word isn't it? :D



Anyways, I can't say I'll be making love to somoene,when I haven't met him cuz I'm not married...


Get married quick - you are missing out on some serious nookie :D



Naturally, in order for that to happen he would have to be willing to put up with listening to all of my favorite music while that is going on!


A man will go any length to get bit of nookie including listening to Barry Manilow all night :D



Yes, I, too, used the word "nookie"! :D

It's a good word :D


#7 with Poppy and while we were there, #4 but not continously cause he'd be asleep two minutes after.:lol:


Ha ha :D

[Virgil]

:lol: :lol:
This word just cracks me up...I wonder how did you guys come up with a word like Nookie to describe sex :lol:

Anyways, I can't say I'll be making love to somoene,when I haven't met him cuz I'm not married, and therefore I wouldn't know if I'd wanna spend the last day of my life with him..lol...for now, I'll stick to the ones I mentioned lol

:lol: He didn't make up the word Nossa. It's slang.


nookie Noun. Sexual intercourse or it can simply be sexual activity in general. Considered fairly inoffensive. Also spelt nooky.
http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/n.htm

[Lote-Tree]

:lol: He didn't make up the word Nossa. It's slang.

I never make up anything. Everything I say is true :D ;-)

But I think she might know it being slang...

[LadyWentworth]

A man will go any length to get bit of nookie including listening to Barry Manilow all night

Yeah, I can definitely imagine making passionate love with "Copacabana" playing in the background :p

[Nossa]

:lol: He didn't make up the word Nossa. It's slang.



:lol: I know it's slang..with 'guys' I meant the British people :p

@Lote: Actually it's not 'smutty' it's hilarious! :lol:

[Lote-Tree]

@Lote: Actually it's not 'smutty' it's hilarious! :lol:

Yes that too :D

I am sure there is plenty of hilarious slang in Arabic for nookie too :D

[manolia]

If the world was to end tomorrow at 7.00 pm precisely - so you have exactly a day to live what would you do?

1. Tear your hair out in panic.
2. Get down on bended knee and ask God for forgiveness of sins.
3. Have a one last drunken booze up with your pals.
4. Make love to your wife/spouse/partner/girlfriend continously until the hour is up.
5. Watch/read/listen to your favourite work of Art
6. Make up with brother/sister/father/mother/anty/uncle etc.
7. Go up to the hillside and admire the Earth for once last time.
8. Rob a bank - just for the hell of it.
9. Shout damn you damn you damn humans
10. Insert your own.

First 1, then 2 skip the others and go to 4 :D while doing 5 too, then a little bit of 6 :rolleyes: (with a former friend) then 7 and 4 together (why not?) and a little bit of 9 (have to get rid of all the angst :D )..

[Lote-Tree]

First 1, then 2 skip the others and go to 4 :D while doing 5 too, then a little bit of 6 :rolleyes: (with a former friend) then 7 and 4 together (why not?) and a little bit of 9 (have to get rid of all the angst :D )..

LOL :D

But suppose you had only 4 and 7? and you can only do one :D

[Nossa]

I am sure there is plenty of hilarious slang in Arabic for nookie too :D

Actually, the hilarious slang in Arabic, or in Egypt for that matter, are said about other things, sex isn't really something that's talked about out loud round here, so basically when they do talk about it, it's usually something professional, as in it's not talked about jokingly, so they normaly refer to it as it is..lol

[Virgil]

First 1, then 2 skip the others and go to 4 :D while doing 5 too, then a little bit of 6 :rolleyes: (with a former friend) then 7 and 4 together (why not?) and a little bit of 9 (have to get rid of all the angst :D )..

I'm having this weird vision of Manolia and her significant other doing 4 and shouting 9, "damn you, damn you" at the same time. :lol:

[symphony]

I'll rob the bank my mom works in, and smile at her wickedly. She wont be screaming at me because its meaningless as we'll all be gone in a matter of hours.

And that'll be my perfect end of the world. A world without anyone to accuse me. :)

[Lote-Tree]

And that'll be my perfect end of the world. A world without anyone to accuse me. :)

Ah but True Punisment is living with the Consequences of your Action in Time...and not that someone will accuse of it :D

[symphony]

I hope my mom wont be the one judging my actions though!! :D

[Lote-Tree]

I hope my mom wont be the one judging my actions though!! :D

Sorry chappy there is no escape from your mum judging you...this fact is unalterable as the laws of gravity :D

[manolia]

LOL :D

But suppose you had only 4 and 7? and you can only do one :D

Come on, that 's an easy one :D


I'm having this weird vision of Manolia and her significant other doing 4 and shouting 9, "damn you, damn you" at the same time. :lol:

:lol: :lol: It would be the climax ;) but let's not be smutty (see Lote i am learning)

[Lote-Tree]

Come on, that 's an easy one :D

He he :D

Bueno!!!



(see Lote i am learning)

He he Bueno! :D

Add nookie to your list too? :D

[Nossa]

Add nookie to your list too? :D

STOP SAYING THAT :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Lote-Tree]

STOP SAYING THAT :lol: :lol: :lol:

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[Nossa]

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I have officially created a monester :lol:
It's impressive, though, how you took the time to write them all just to tease me :lol:

[Lote-Tree]

I have officially created a monester :lol:
It's impressive, though, how you took the time to write them all just to tease me :lol:

It's called cut and paste over and over again :D

[Nossa]

It's called cut and paste over and over again :D

Right! *blonde moment* well it's still impressive, I personally would have been bored by the third or the forth word :p

[Lote-Tree]

Right! *blonde moment* well it's still impressive, I personally would have been bored by the third or the forth word :p

What get bored with nookie? :D No ways!!! you are doing it wrong!!! :D

[Nossa]

What get bored with nookie? :D No ways!!! you are doing it wrong!!! :D

I am?!!
*goes to a blank page...writes down nookie...selects the word...one right click...selects copy...goes to the reply page...one right click...selects paste.....* nookie :p Seems like I'm doing it right after all...maybe your laptop is different :p

[Lote-Tree]

I am?!!
*goes to a blank page...writes down nookie...selects the word...one right click...selects copy...goes to the reply page...one right click...selects paste.....* nookie :p Seems like I'm doing it right after all...maybe your laptop is different :p

You were too quick to do the pasting...you need to do the "clicking" more - take your time - no rush :D

[Poppy]

Write as fast as possible all the things that we as humans did to our earth and ourselves to cause this to happen. Bury it in a lead box and hope the next generation finds and reads it and doesn't make the same mistakes.

[Granny5]

Write as fast as possible all the things that we as humans did to our earth and ourselves to cause this to happen. Bury it in a lead box and hope the next generation finds and reads it and doesn't make the same mistakes.

EXCUSE ME! Did you leave something out?????
(and remember, you have to come home sometime)

[applepie]

I would have to fit 4 into my time a couple of times, number 7 at least once, but mostly I would just want to hug my kids to me and tell them how much I love them. They would consume most of my last hours, and I would want to be sure that we had happy memories of our last moments. Maybe we would go to the beach or hike in the park and just wait for everything to end.

[Granny5]

Gather all the kids and grandkids together and talk and laugh and have a wonderful time. You're right Meg, that's the way to go.

[Poppy]

EXCUSE ME! Did you leave something out?????
(and remember, you have to come home sometime)

Oooops, oh, yeah before I start writing, what she said 7 and 4...:brickwall

[Virgil]

Oooops, oh, yeah before I start writing, what she said 7 and 4...:brickwall

:lol: Thank God my wife is not on lit net. :D

[the silent x]

depending how the world ended, i would do one of two things, if we were all just going to keel over and die, i would pray for forgiveness, then hang with my family until the time came. If we might get blown into space, i would try to go to sleep a couple hours before so i wouldn't be concious as my body imploded, you, a sort of self-medicated endorphin thing

[Taliesin]

Well, if it was true, then right now we wouldn't exist anymore, since the topic was made earlier than yesterday, which means the world would have already ended.
But we think that we would call some of our friends, the ones that We really love and go out to countryside or just somewhere peaceful and tranquil. Then we would drink wine together and talk. Talk about philosophy and everything until We came to telling them all, how deeply We love them all. And talk about issues we have kept secret from each other and then we would drink some more wine or some other alcoholic beverage or spirit and find that the things kept secret weren't so bad at all, since who cares since the world will end anyway, so let us just enjoy the evening. And then we would continue, perhaps we would sing, cry a bit, because it is quite sad, drink more, put our heads on the shoulders of friends, perhaps go a bit away to make love, and then,when we all feel that we are feeling happy and content and a bit sad, when we have made peace with world, we would take a revolver and shoot ourselves.
Because we know we couldn't fall asleep, unless there were other people who are awake, talking, and you can fall asleep to the drone of their voices and laughter and song. And that'd mean that there'd have to be someone who was left alone, awake, waiting.
Besides, we have had insomnia and we most probably couldn't sleep.
And we don't want to die scared, unhappy or at at war with the world, because if we waited more, then we would feel anxiety and fear, perhaps even praying and stuff like that (and that would be so false. It would be finding God through fear which is totally wrong a way to reach to a belief). We would like to die happy.

That is of course, concerning a totally hypothetical scenario, since such an end that we would be certain of, would be very unlikely. But if it turns out that someone made an April Fool's joke, then well, our end could have been worse, and it would have come anyway in fifty years or so. But We would feel sorry for our family, if it was an April's Fool joke. Yeah.

[Pensive]

Would do nothing special. Would just try to let it be a normal day. If that wouldn't be possible I would go in solitude and think and think, read and read all by myself. Would try to think of the good time I had. The jokes I shared with friends, all the talks and everything. Wouldn't leave the thought of lit-net aside as well probably. :p Heart would be very sad though, wanting to ask the damned questions that trouble me often but what if the answers of those questions are horrifying. Death might be more painful then. Would probably die with the lava inside me remaining inside me. The unanswered questions adamant on their place. And yes, seems like still then I wouldn't have enough courage to express to those I love how much I care for them. But then, one can't be too sure!

[Lote-Tree]

Would do nothing special. Would just try to let it be a normal day. If that wouldn't be possible I would go in solitude and think and think, read and read all by myself. Would try to think of the good time I had. The jokes I shared with friends, all the talks and everything. Wouldn't leave the thought of lit-net aside as well probably. :p Heart would be very sad though, wanting to ask the damned questions that trouble me often but what if the answers of those questions are horrifying. Death might be more painful then. Would probably die with the lava inside me remaining inside me. The unanswered questions adamant on their place. And yes, seems like still then I wouldn't have enough courage to express to those I love how much I care for them. But then, one can't be too sure!

But in the After life you would have all your answers?