Pendragon
09-27-2007, 10:22 AM
Parody 3: Excelsior!
The shades of night were falling fast
as through the frightened bedroom passed
two parents worried about their teens,
who now had entered the “Dating scene”.
Mom was upset about Sara Jane
perhaps she was parked up some dark lane
with a guy whose hormones were in a rage,
who could not read a printed page!
Pop was thinking about Billy Joe
(They’d had that special talk last fall!)
He really didn’t mind if old Bill dated
as long as he didn’t get some girl impregnated!
They walked the floor and tore their hair,
they jumped at every creak of the stair,
they never understood in their fright
that their kids had stayed at home that night!
Dale Harris
© 9/15/97
The shades of night were falling fast
as through the frightened bedroom passed
two parents worried about their teens,
who now had entered the “Dating scene”.
Mom was upset about Sara Jane
perhaps she was parked up some dark lane
with a guy whose hormones were in a rage,
who could not read a printed page!
Pop was thinking about Billy Joe
(They’d had that special talk last fall!)
He really didn’t mind if old Bill dated
as long as he didn’t get some girl impregnated!
They walked the floor and tore their hair,
they jumped at every creak of the stair,
they never understood in their fright
that their kids had stayed at home that night!
Dale Harris
© 9/15/97