Lote-Tree's Fan Club [Archive] - Literature Network Forums

Bakiryu

09-26-2007, 05:07 PM

ooooh, a fanclub.

Oh well, i'll join. I'm a lote fan after all (but I hate you too :p )

:idea: and this question has being plaging me for months JUST WHAT is a lote-tree? I mean, is there actually a tree that produces lotes, or a field full of pretty lote flowers? Is there such thing as a lote anyway?

(tOO many questions, brain may implode :angry:)

And.....there should be a Baki-fanclub too, I'm awesome after all :D

edit: wait! I just saw Sesh-, er, SLEEPY's post.

I still believe in lote flowers though :p Just because.

SleepyWitch

09-26-2007, 05:08 PM

And.....there should be a Baki-fanclub too, I'm awesome after all :D

*whispers: I'll start one if you start a SleepyWitch one* JOKING :lol:

Lote-Tree

09-26-2007, 05:13 PM

I'll join your fan club, but can you answer #5 first?

Lote-Tree is a Mythical Tree that marks the limit of all human knowledge. It appears in Mystical Spirituality. On earthly domain it is related to Zizyphus or Jujube Tree.

Baki - Lote-Tree bears divine red fruits :D

Niamh

09-26-2007, 06:22 PM

Okay so i couldnt resist this!:p
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B7bVD_DkM4
:lol:
I couldnt resist the joke! What can i say! I come from a nation of jokers after all!;) :p

Granny5

09-26-2007, 08:40 PM

How can we vote if you don't get it fix?

Virgil

09-26-2007, 08:51 PM

Let's see.

1. I love Lote-Tree :D

I don't think so. :sick:

2. I hate Lote-Tree :-(
Too strong. Hate is reserved for murdering dictators, and Lote just falls short from that. :p

3. I love and hate Lote-Tree :D :-(
Possibility. He does bring out all sorts of emotions. :flare:

4. Who is Lote-Tree?
Some bloke who causes all sorts of trouble. :D

5. What is a Lote-Tree?
Yeah, what is that? :confused:

6. Lote-Tree is just guy you know :-)
Do I know him? How come there's no photo in the photo album? Does he even exist? :alien:

7. Lote-Tree is harmless
No, he might suck your brains out. :p

8. Lote-Tree loves me.
:blush: I'm not that kind of guy.

9. Lote-Tree is J K Rowling in disugise :D
That's my vote. Why don't you come out in the open Joann? ;)

10. Lote-Tree is reincarnation of Faulkner :D
No way. :crash:

Granny5

09-26-2007, 08:53 PM

I think you've got it right, Virgil!

motherhubbard

09-26-2007, 09:15 PM

maybe you could add I like Lote pretty good or well enough or so much that I stalk him

higley

09-26-2007, 09:22 PM

Do I know him? How come there's no photo in the photo album? Does he even exist? :alien:

That's an interesting thought, Virg. Maybe Lote's the forum ghost. :p Somebody call Fox Mulder.

I'll join the fan club if I can have a t shirt. Are there offices, like treasurer or president?

jon1jt

09-26-2007, 10:16 PM

maybe Lote is a love-star who spreads his magic dust on humanity and returns to his cabin in the deep dark sky and zips the world behind him.

legend has it you won't see him for another billion years. :)

NickAdams

09-26-2007, 10:31 PM

10. Lote-Tree is reincarnation of Faulkner :D

Blasphemy!

*Classic*Charm*

09-27-2007, 12:36 AM

9. Lote-Tree is J K Rowling in disugise :D
10. Lote-Tree is reincarnation of Faulkner :D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Now, don't you be starting that again!!:D

Now where were we before that other thread got ugly?? Ah yes...art...

SleepyWitch

09-27-2007, 02:59 AM

That's an interesting thought, Virg. Maybe Lote's the forum ghost. :p Somebody call Fox Mulder.

I'll join the fan club if I can have a t shirt. Are there offices, like treasurer or president?

yep, I'm the president because I was first to join the club :D you can be treasurer and we'll recruit a secretary who has to answer all the fanmail (if there is any) while we lean back and embezzle the membership fees :)

Madhuri

09-27-2007, 03:08 AM

I am sure the sign reading outside 'celeb' Lote's home will be

'Come one, Come all, but only Pretty Ladies'

going by how much you love beauty :p :D

:D :D

TheFifthElement

09-27-2007, 03:54 AM

Definitely 8, possibly 1?....

Lote-Tree

09-27-2007, 04:36 AM

I couldnt resist the joke! What can i say! I come from a nation of jokers after all!;) :p

LOL :D

Vanity in the service of amusement :D

How can we vote if you don't get it fix?

I can't fix it Gran. When I edit it, it does not give me the option to create the poll :-( Can MODS help? :D

:blush: I'm not that kind of guy.

He he :D

That's an interesting thought, Virg. Maybe Lote's the forum ghost. :p Somebody call Fox Mulder.

:D

I'll join the fan club if I can have a t shirt. Are there offices, like treasurer or president?

Aye all these are available. And you can be the Presidente :D

maybe Lote is a love-star who spreads his magic dust on humanity and returns to his cabin in the deep dark sky and zips the world behind him.
legend has it you won't see him for another billion years. :)

:blush:

Blasphemy!

Nay. I have come back to redeem myself from my Eliteism :D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Now, don't you be starting that again!!:D Now where were we before that other thread got ugly?? Ah yes...art...

Ah yes...Art can get ugly :D

I am sure the sign reading outside 'celeb' Lote's home will be 'Come one, Come all, but only Pretty Ladies'

going by how much you love beauty :p :D
:D :D

Come on Madhuri we all love Beauty. The Universe itself has so much Beauty :D

Definitely 8, possibly 1?....

He he :D

Granny5

09-27-2007, 08:06 AM

Lote-Tree, I think you should delete this one and start all over again. What's the point of having a poll if we can't vote? Good things are worth working for, better things are worth working harder for.

Granny5

09-27-2007, 09:16 AM

good job!!
Now, did Lote-Tree fix it or did papayahed?
It will make a difference in how I vote.

papayahed

09-27-2007, 09:25 AM

I can neither Confirm or Deny, however we've seen how Lote creates polls.....

Lote-Tree

09-27-2007, 11:19 AM

I have no idea whose done the poll.

But muchas gracias to him or her :D

manolia

09-27-2007, 11:21 AM

Hehe Lote..so you want to count your groupies, don't you? :lol:

Lote-Tree

09-27-2007, 11:24 AM

Hehe Lote..so you want to count your groupies, don't you? :lol:

Keep your friends close. But keep your foes even more closer :D

He he :D

manolia

09-27-2007, 11:25 AM

I just voted that you're harmless..isn't it bad for a guy to be called harmless? :lol: :lol:

NikolaiI

09-27-2007, 11:28 AM

No! I would consider...lots of my friends harmless...then again...who knows? I put Lote as just this guy I know.

Lote-Tree

09-27-2007, 11:28 AM

I just voted that you're harmless..isn't it bad for a guy to be called harmless? :lol: :lol:

Hey no. But why should it?

You want me to show my MACHOness?
But that is old hat...anyone can do it...even nowadays...WOMEN :D

manolia

09-27-2007, 11:30 AM

Hehe harmless often pairs with sweet as in "a harmless and sweet guy"

Lote-Tree

09-27-2007, 11:35 AM

Hehe harmless often pairs with sweet as in "a harmless and sweet guy"

He he you are such an Angel :D
But it seems it's only your mother and I think so...so we could be both really biased. But I shall watch for any slip-up to clip your wings :D

manolia

09-27-2007, 11:37 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol:
You have to catch me first (i have wings and can fly and you're just a tree rooted to the ground :p )

Lote-Tree

09-27-2007, 11:40 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol:
You have to catch me first (i have wings and can fly and you're just a tree rooted to the ground :p )

But my Tree is Mystical. It can be anywhere all at once... :D

NikolaiI

09-27-2007, 11:57 AM

But my Tree is Mystical. It can be anywhere all at once... :D

But then you'd probably fall down.

*Classic*Charm*

09-27-2007, 01:35 PM

Lote, it may interest you to know that Harmless is winning the polls...

That's not saying much from your devoted groupies/ fan club!!

manolia

09-27-2007, 01:54 PM

But my Tree is Mystical. It can be anywhere all at once... :D

Lote you should have made your poll a multiple choice poll, i wanted to pick more than one options :p

Bakiryu

09-27-2007, 03:05 PM

Reasons why I'm a lote-fan: I can argue with him.
Reason why I hate lote: He's always arguing back!

:lol:

Nossa

09-27-2007, 03:41 PM

I voted for the third choice..lol
But I'd like to clarify the 'hate' part..lol
I sometimes just..dont get you..lol I guess the problem can be me after all.
You have an interesting character and ideas though...one might disagree with you, but can't deny the originality..lol

Lote-Tree

09-27-2007, 04:19 PM

Lote you should have made your poll a multiple choice poll, i wanted to pick more than one options :p

Manolia I did not set the poll up...some reason I couldn't do it. But whoever (the good samaritan :D) set it up...may be they can change it to multiple choice :D

edit:

Lote, it may interest you to know that Harmless is winning the polls...

He he :D Harmless is fine Classic Charm :D

Reasons why I'm a lote-fan: I can argue with him.
Reason why I hate lote: He's always arguing back!

He he :D but is that reason you started the argument in the first place didn't ya :D

I sometimes just..dont get you..lol I guess the problem can be me after all.

He he :D Don't worry Nossa. It just could be me. I have after all failed my English Exam seven times and I have not still passed it :D

BulletproofDork

09-27-2007, 09:02 PM

Why isn't there an 'I like Lote' opption? :confused:

Shalot

09-27-2007, 09:46 PM

I picked "I love Lote-Tree." What's not to love? cool name, cool avatar, and he creates interesting threads. I especially like "What do women not like nice men" or something, and then papayahed's follow-up thread "Why do women not like mice?" that's good stuff right there.

Lote-Tree

09-28-2007, 04:51 AM

I especially like "What do women not like nice men" or something, and then papayahed's follow-up thread "Why do women not like mice?" that's good stuff right there.

He he :D I did loved those threads too :D

AuntShecky

09-28-2007, 11:16 AM

I'll be your fan if you'll be mine.

Lote-Tree

09-28-2007, 12:25 PM

I'll be your fan if you'll be mine.

I want to be a fan of yours Aunty but you are fly-by-poster :D...who does not stick around for some serious witticisms :D

Nossa

09-28-2007, 03:14 PM

He he :D Don't worry Nossa. It just could be me. I have after all failed my English Exam seven times and I have not still passed it :D

:lol: Well, your language isn't the problem to be honest, that's why I said it might be me..I'm the most likely to have blonde moments..no wonder my IQ is 115 :lol:
But wait a minute..you failed your English exam SEVEN times?! Why?! lol

Lote-Tree

09-29-2007, 12:42 PM

:lol: Well, your language isn't the problem to be honest, that's why I said it might be me..I'm the most likely to have blonde moments..no wonder my IQ is 115 :lol:

He he :D But don't fall for this IQ thing - it is nonesense :D

But wait a minute..you failed your English exam SEVEN times?! Why?! lol

Yep. Seven times. I was crap at it. I am still crap at it. But I had to sit for it for University Admission. In the end they took pity in me and let me in :D

Nossa

09-29-2007, 04:32 PM

Yep. Seven times. I was crap at it. I am still crap at it. But I had to sit for it for University Admission. In the end they took pity in me and let me in :D

:lol: :lol: I'm glad they had a good heart :lol:

Lote-Tree

09-29-2007, 04:42 PM

:lol: :lol: I'm glad they had a good heart :lol:

Me too :D or else I would have become Evil Lote - taking out my vengeance on the Elitist society :D

Just kiddin :D

*Classic*Charm*

09-29-2007, 10:12 PM

I would have become Evil Lote - taking out my vengeance on the Elitist society

sounds oddly familiar, Lote. Sure you're not doing that anyways??:D

Lote-Tree

09-30-2007, 03:55 AM

sounds oddly familiar, Lote. Sure you're not doing that anyways??:D

He he :D

But no. Saying JK Rowling is engaging writer than Byatt or Faulkner is not taking vengeance on "Elitist" society :D I love Kubrick, Akira Korousawa, Satyajit Ray...and they are intellectual giants when it comes to cinema...but they are also engaging...:D

BlueSkyGB

09-30-2007, 01:19 PM

I do enjoy reading Lote's threads and replies...:D

Lote-Tree

09-30-2007, 05:02 PM

I do enjoy reading Lote's threads and replies...:D

Thanks Blue...I am glad to entertain you :D

AuntShecky

10-01-2007, 11:33 AM

Lote-Tree

10-01-2007, 11:53 AM

I like reading your short story and your blog about the movies. As I get older I find I don't appreciate most movies as much as I used to. Perhaps because the reason d'etre for American movies is the old bottom line, and if the film is artistic in anyway then that's just icing on the cake, superfluous. Some of the movies today just make me appreciate the old movies (Preston Sturges, Billy Wilder,etc.) so much better. I do enjoy Woody Allen movies though.
Your Fly-by-Night Auntie

Perhaps you are right Aunty. Perhaps these days the special effects and technology takes over most movies in determent to the story and characters. But there is also some good stuff for example - the first Matrix movie - take away the special effects - the story is indeed very original and has deep philosophical implications. And the growing World Cinema especially from Asia is making cinema interesting again (well to me at least :D)

AuntShecky

10-02-2007, 02:10 PM

Lote-Tree

10-02-2007, 03:10 PM

Yes, I liked all three Matrix movies and I really enjoyed (if that's the word) V, which was set in the U.K. I don't get to see any movies unless they get to television or on DVD.
Your "fly by night" auntie

Yes. V is indeed a good movie. But Aunty watching film on DVD is not same as the cinema experience :D The cinema experience is something special.

NikolaiI

10-02-2007, 03:39 PM

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Lote-Tree

10-03-2007, 09:11 AM

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Something I said Nikolai that you had to "dash" off? :D

LadyW

12-27-2007, 07:38 PM

Well, well, well...
I just had to see this for myself.
:D
This is just classic.
I would consider myself most definitely your number one fan :)

crazefest456

12-27-2007, 07:40 PM

I didn't know this was real!! WOW...
love ya lote!

Niamh

12-27-2007, 08:25 PM

hey hey hey!! Easy does it! No need to inflate his head more....!:brow: :p ;)

Decided to finally vote for the laugh. But Dori beat me to it! :lol:

Lote-Tree

12-28-2007, 05:52 AM

Well, well, well...
I just had to see this for myself.
:D
This is just classic.
I would consider myself most definitely your number one fan :)

Bueno! :D

Now no more whacking me with your heavy book please! :D I got a headache ;-)

I didn't know this was real!! WOW...
love ya lote!

Yes, Craze it's real :D and I love ya too :D

hey hey hey!! Easy does it! No need to inflate his head more....!:brow: :p ;)

There is still some room for expansion my Fairy Princess :D

You can also use fairy dust to expand it even further :D

Decided to finally vote for the laugh.

That was this was all about ;-)

But Dori beat me to it! :lol:

Good one Dori! :D

LadyW

12-28-2007, 06:16 AM

Bueno! :D
Now no more whacking me with your heavy book please! :D I got a headache ;-)
I shall resist... unless I am provoked.
I absolutely adore this thread, your own little palace eh?
Take some paracetamol dear, that'll recover you and we can proceed with our ongoing war. :D

Sweets America

12-28-2007, 06:29 AM

Lote, I finally voted here. :D
Oh, I think I deserve something special because it is thanks to me that LadyW and crazefest found out this fan club! :p

LadyW

12-28-2007, 06:31 AM

Lote, I finally voted here. :D
Oh, I think I deserve something special because it is thanks to me that LadyW and crazefest found out this fan club! :p
Sweets America, do you think he's noticed our rather large conversation about himself last night? :D

Lote-Tree

12-28-2007, 06:33 AM

I shall resist... unless I am provoked.
I absolutely adore this thread, your own little palace eh?
Take some paracetamol dear, that'll recover you and we can proceed with our ongoing war. :D

Good morning LadyW.

I hope you slept well and dreamt of sweet dreams and of trannies and short arses and Mystical Trees that make your cheeks glow red with amusement; And of sinewey muscles on hairless chests and hands carresing golden locks :D

But I see you have your Battle-Axe sharpened and ready!
So eager to get Lanced? :D

Lets start with a poem:

Conqueress

With daggers drawn you come, ready,
Triumphant and victorious
Your smile of satisfaction
Seems to thunder
Like black clouds
On a stormy night.

From the open wound
I bleed in pain
Yet with your dagger you inflict another
Without mercy or compassion
You strike me down
Again and again.

Like a ‘conqueror’ from a distant lands
Yours is the glory and in glory
You bathe in that light of victory,
But I with my silent and secret pain
Carry with me the burden of my life,
Always hiding, always avoiding
From that which my hearts desire aspire to,
Never revealing nor finding the chance to speak
Of the things that torment me,
Never revealing and always shy of the truth.

But you and your “kingly” status,
Your limitless pride hangs around your neck
Like a shiny medallion.
I am blinded by its glare,
I am dazzled by its brightness.
That is why my head is always
Bowed at your feet.

But in the undying moments of despair
When life and death seems to ride hand in hand
I struggle to keep hold onto my rationality
Though logic denies the emotions
It is still boundless for you...

Sweets America

12-28-2007, 06:34 AM

Sweets America, do you think he's noticed our rather large conversation about himself last night? :D

I am sure he will soon do so. :D :D I think that every morning, Lote checks each corner of the forum to see if someone has mentionned his name. :p I am tempted to think that he even wakes up in the middle of the night with a smile on the face, thinking of how much he is loved and how wonderful that is. :D

LadyW

12-28-2007, 06:38 AM

I am sure he will soon do so. :D :D I think that every morning, Lote checks each corner of the forum to see if someone has mentionned his name. :p I am tempted to think that he even wakes up in the middle of the night with a smile on the face, thinking of how much he is loved and how wonderful that is. :D
Hahaha, he's left us in suspense for the moment...
Soon he will log on in all his glory and be satisfied as his name has been mentioned more than a few times.
Lote-Tree : Legend of Litnet.

LadyW

12-28-2007, 06:43 AM

Good morning LadyW.

I hope you slept well and dreamt of sweet dreams and of trannies and short arses and Mystical Trees that make your cheeks glow red with amusement; And of sinewey muscles on hairless chests and hands carresing golden locks :D

But I see you have your Battle-Axe sharpened and ready!
So eager to get Lanced? :D

Lets start with a poem:

Conqueress

With daggers drawn you come, ready,
Triumphant and victorious
Your smile of satisfaction
Seems to thunder
Like black clouds
On a stormy night.

From the open wound
I bleed in pain
Yet with your dagger you inflict another
Without mercy or compassion
You strike me down
Again and again.

Like a ‘conqueror’ from a distant lands
Yours is the glory and in glory
You bathe in that light of victory,
But I with my silent and secret pain
Carry with me the burden of my life,
Always hiding, always avoiding
From that which my hearts desire aspire to,
Never revealing nor finding the chance to speak
Of the things that torment me,
Never revealing and always shy of the truth.

But you and your “kingly” status,
Your limitless pride hangs around your neck
Like a shiny medallion.
I am blinded by its glare,
I am dazzled by its brightness.
That is why my head is always
Bowed at your feet.

But in the undying moments of despair
When life and death seems to ride hand in hand
I struggle to keep hold onto my rationality
Though logic denies the emotions
It is still boundless for you...

Morning Lote!
I had a lovely sleep thankyou after watching Kill Bill - which I must say, has inspired me greatly :)
Battle-axe? No, I'm deffinitely a swordswoman and..carrier of the almighty book?
Haha, come at me with that lance and you won't know whats hit you my friend.
Very impressive use of the poem there... now what does it remind me of? Hmmm..:D

Lote-Tree

12-28-2007, 07:15 AM

Morning Lote!
I had a lovely sleep thankyou after watching Kill Bill - which I must say, has inspired me greatly :)

You going to be an assasin? :D

...carrier of the almighty book?

Almighty book? - are you Prophetess or something? ;-) :D

Haha, come at me with that lance and you won't know whats hit you my friend.

I hope it's Jessica Alba :D

Very impressive use of the poem there...

I try my best ;-)

LadyW

12-28-2007, 07:20 AM

You going to be an assasin? :D
Haha imagine... ;) the things I could do

Almighty book? - are you Prophetess or something? ;-) :D
Haha no its the legendary book I keep on refering to, the one I shall hit you with in the very near future.

I hope it's Jessica Alba :D
I'm sure you do... Her weight will be increased a fair deal in the late stages of her pregnancy so it should be some good and proper crushing.

Im curious, the little cartoon on your signature, is that made to resemble yourself?

Lote-Tree

12-28-2007, 07:24 AM

Haha imagine... ;) the things I could do

Yeah you could assinate all your teachers who give you poor grade ;-)

Haha no its the legendary book I keep on refering to, the one I shall hit you with in the very near future.

The Whacking Book! Ah I see. But I have a thick skull. You should seek a better weapon. A smile will do. It will destroy me utterly :D

Im curious, the little cartoon on your signature, is that made to resemble yourself?

It was created by one of the forum members called Niamh - it's her imaginitve rendering of me :D

LadyW

12-28-2007, 07:27 AM

Yeah you could assinate all your teachers who give you poor grade ;-)
HA such a travesty has never occured I assure you... :lol:

The Whacking Book! Ah I see. But I have a thick skull. You should seek a better weapon. A smile will do. It will destroy me utterly :D
:) Job done?

It was created by one of the forum members called Niamh - it's her imaginitve rendering of me :D
Ahh... lets have a guessing game then.
I imagine you as a dark haired (brown maybe), tall, brown/green eyes with a pale complexion and a bad fashion sense. Close? Hehe :)

Sweets America

12-28-2007, 07:32 AM

HA such a travesty has never occured I assure you... :lol:

:) Job done?

Ahh... lets have a guessing game then.
I imagine you as a dark haired (brown maybe), tall, brown/green eyes with a pale complexion and a bad fashion sense. Close? Hehe :)

LOL about the bad fashion sense. :lol:
I am sure that Lote brags about his wonderful body while he is in reality very skinny. :D
Oh, also, I am SURE he has brown hair, or black one. Lote cannot be blond, that is impossible.

Lote-Tree

12-28-2007, 07:57 AM

HA such a travesty has never occured I assure you... :lol:

Bad grades or assaninated teachers? :D

:) Job done?

Yes. I am struggling to breathe...

Ahh... lets have a guessing game then.
I imagine you as a dark haired (brown maybe), tall, brown/green eyes with a pale complexion and a bad fashion sense. Close? Hehe :)

he he you do it through this:

http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18901

LadyW

12-28-2007, 08:07 AM

Bad grades or assaninated teachers? :D
Ha ha ha, I have had a few bad grades... well, not bad, just not excellent. As for the teachers, my lawyer won't allow me to comment.

Yes. I am struggling to breathe...
I have that affect on most people, but not through my smile...:)

he he you do it through this:

http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18901
I shall have to try!
Oh by the way, I was just reading a few of your short stories... I left a comment for you :D

Niamh

12-28-2007, 08:15 AM

the paperdolls is where the image in his avy came from. Thats supposed to be him LadyW.

LadyW

12-28-2007, 08:40 AM

he he you do it through this:

http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18901

Okay... I spent a long time on this :) I think I got the slightly narrow yet "innocent" big brown eyes just right along with the smug smile... and pink nose :P

Lote-Tree

12-28-2007, 09:14 AM

Ha ha ha, I have had a few bad grades... well, not bad, just not excellent. As for the teachers, my lawyer won't allow me to comment.

I guess your lawyers will also go for the chop :D

I have that affect on most people, but not through my smile...:)

There I taught you another thing - smiling :D
Now now don't thank. I am a humble person :D

I shall have to try!
Oh by the way, I was just reading a few of your short stories... I left a comment for you :D

LOL :-)

I saw the picture. Very good :D

LadyW

12-28-2007, 09:17 AM

I guess your lawyers will also go for the chop :D

You know me well ;)

There I taught you another thing - smiling :D
Now now don't thank. I am a humble person :D

I'm always smiling :D I am a generally happy person.
But I'm an optimist who carries a raincoat...and a whacking book

LOL :-)

I saw the picture. Very good :D
Haha thankyou thankyou... am I close?

Lote-Tree

12-28-2007, 09:24 AM

You know me well ;)

I am begining to :D

I'm always smiling :D I am a generally happy person.

So am I? Do you know what two happy people can do?

Have lots of amusing adventures :D

But I'm an optimist that carries a raincoat...and a whacking book

I guess you need the raincoat in wet manchester. So it good to be like this.

As for the book. Give it up and Learn the art of Jeet Kune Do ;-)

Haha thankyou thankyou... am I close?

You got the hair and the eyes correct...and I shall say no more... ;-) :D

Sweets America

12-28-2007, 09:27 AM

I am begining to :D

So am I? Do you know what two happy people can do?

Have lots of amusing adventures :D

I guess you need the raincoat in wet manchester. So it good to be like this.

As for the book. Give it up and Learn the art of Jeet Kune Do ;-)

You got the hair and the eyes correct...and I shall say no more... ;-) :D

Lote, if your hair looks like LadyW's pic, then it looks cool. :)

LadyW

12-28-2007, 09:30 AM

I am begining to :D
Oh really now? :)

So am I? Do you know what two happy people can do?
Have lots of amusing adventures :D
Haha indeed :P
I can just imagine you now, swinging from a vine in the jungle... minus the loincloth.

I guess you need the raincoat in wet manchester. So it good to be like this.
It has rained all day... but no matter, I like the rain sometimes - it's refreshing.

As for the book. Give it up and Learn the art of Jeet Kune Do ;-)
I shall remain loyal to the book forever... he's my only friend :(

You got the hair and the eyes correct...and I shall say no more... ;-) :D
Excellent... and you have already owned up to your amazing physique on several occasions so unless you have an arm growing out of your head I daresay I have the basics covered.
As for height... hmmm, probablly fairly tall but not lanky?

Lote-Tree

12-28-2007, 09:35 AM

Oh really now? :)

It's like learning the taste of marmite. It's hard but eatable :D

Haha indeed :P
I can just imagine you now, swinging from a vine in the jungle... minus the loincloth.

Me Tarzan and you Jane? :D

It has rained all day... but no matter, I like the rain sometimes - it's refreshing.

I love rain all the time...well not all the time. Only in the monsoon season :D

I shall remain loyal to the book forever... he's my only friend :(

What's going on these days - women taking dogs and books for freinds? :D

We men failed you totally? :-(

I guess we have...men men your days are numbered!

Excellent... and you have already owned up to your amazing physique on several occasions so unless you have an arm growing out of your head I daresay I have the basics covered.
As for height... hmmm, probablly fairly tall but not lanky?

He he - no more...no more...shussssshhhh :D

Sweets America

12-28-2007, 09:50 AM

What's going on these days - women taking dogs and books for freinds? :D

And so what? Eh? Women who take books and dogs for friends might be wiser than men who do not realize that books and dogs can be wonderful friends. :D

LadyW

12-28-2007, 09:52 AM

It's like learning the taste of marmite. It's hard but eatable :D
You know I never tried Marmite... adventure no. 1?

Me Tarzan and you Jane? :D
Haha no I think a gorilla would be more fitting for yourself...:P

We men failed you totally? :-(
Not TOTALLY... you are all rather entertaining still :)

He he - no more...no more...shussssshhhh :D
Pfft... I wonder how you picture me.
Go on, guess :D
And if you're right you get a prize (the honour of a thumbs up). :lol:

Lote-Tree

12-28-2007, 09:56 AM

Haha no I think a gorilla would be more fitting for yourself...:P

King Kong, yes. He even died for Love - Beauty Killed Him :D

Not TOTALLY... you are all rather entertaining still :)

What a burden to bear...come you men...lighten my burden a little?

Pfft... I wonder how you picture me.
Go on, guess :D
And if you're right you get a prize (the honour of a thumbs up). :lol:

Jane Austen's Emma?

Wittily cruel ;-)

LadyW

12-28-2007, 10:03 AM

King Kong, yes. He even died for Love - Beauty Killed Him :D
Ah yes... that woman did not shut up shreiking throughout the entire film, I wanted to shake her.

Jane Austen's Emma?
Wittily cruel ;-)
Ha-ha-ha maybe...

Are you a secretive man Lote? I haven't gathered much from you so far...
You are a computer programmer in London who doodles, has dark long-ish hair and brown eyes and a "stunning physique".

Lote-Tree

12-28-2007, 10:33 AM

Are you a secretive man Lote? I haven't gathered much from you so far...

I did not realise that you were doing "gathering" information - are you Spy LadyW :D

And no. Not secretive but Private. Like Jean Luc Picard in Star Trek :D

But what makes you think I am secretive? I have a blog, I publish poetry and stories here - thats not being secretive is it :D

You are a computer programmer in London who doodles, has dark long-ish hair and brown eyes and a "stunning physique".

Ha ha :D

Don't believe in what I say.
Trust in what I do.
My thoughts are nought
but your thoughts in sound
And my deeds?
your own hopes in action
- Khalil Gibran

LadyW

12-28-2007, 10:56 AM

I did not realise that you were doing "gathering" information - are you Spy LadyW :D
Oh yes, I am quite the detective.

But what makes you think I am secretive? I have a blog, I publish poetry and stories here - thats not being secretive is it :D
Because you refused to answer anymore of my grilling questions :)
I shall have to do some more digging before I come to my conclusion about your character and attire.

Are you a Star Trek dork too? :P

Lote-Tree

12-28-2007, 11:03 AM

Oh yes, I am quite the detective.

Dr. Watson or Sherlock Holmes? :D

Because you refused to answer anymore of my grilling questions :)

Which question were they?

I shall have to do some more digging before I come to my conclusion about your character and attire.

My Character? But I have not stolen anything.

I am innocent :D

Are you a Star Trek dork too? :P

I used to watch it a while ago. I think it was Trekkers then :D

Edit: Attire? Why? I go about completely naked :D

LadyW

12-28-2007, 11:07 AM

Dr. Watson or Sherlock Holmes? :D
Good ol' Shirley...

Which question were they?
You refused to make further comment on my attempts to decipher your appearance.

My Character? But I have not stolen anything.

I am innocent :D
Hmph! :P

Attire? Why? I go about completely naked :D
Please, for the sake of humanity, tell me that is not true... or at least assure me that you wear clothing on outings?

Lote-Tree

12-28-2007, 11:11 AM

You refused to make further comment on my attempts to decipher your appearance.

But you said Appearance Don't Matter - are being a Hypocrit :D

Please, for the sake of humanity, tell me that is not true...

Why do you have problem with nudity? :D Are you puritanical?

or at least assure me that you wear clothing on outings?

We should never be ashamed of our bodies :D

TheFifthElement

12-28-2007, 11:15 AM

Edit: Attire? Why? I go about completely naked :D

A man after my own heart - clothes are so overrated ;)

LadyW

12-28-2007, 11:16 AM

But you said Appearance Don't Matter - are being a Hypocrit :D
The book is back... and heavier than ever :D
Get your lance out joust boy!
I am not a hypocrit... appearance doesnt matter (that much), I have already gathered a great deal of information on your character. I was merely curious as to what you look like. :lol:

Why do you have problem with nudity? :D Are you puritanical?
We should never be ashamed of our bodies :D
No we should not be ashamed at all... However, walking about in public totally naked is a criminal offence - "Indecent exposure".
Why, are you a nudist? :) they have beaches for you..

LadyW

12-28-2007, 11:17 AM

A man after my own heart - clothes are so overrated ;)
Although for some people, I think it is necessary for them to keep their clothes on :D

TheFifthElement

12-28-2007, 11:21 AM

However, walking about in public totally naked is a criminal offence - "Indecent exposure".

I have often wondered why it is considered indecent to be unclothed. Clothing, when you think about it, is unnatural. LOTE can you start a thread - with a poll, please, please, please :D

Lote-Tree

12-28-2007, 11:21 AM

The book is back... and heavier than ever :D
Get your lance out joust boy!

Now now I asked you a innocent question. Please put away your book :D

I am not a hypocrit... appearance doesnt matter (that much),

Concede defeat LadyW. Be a happy loser. Beauty Troubles us all :D

I have already gathered a great deal of information on your character.

And your research has told you what? :D

I was merely curious as to what you look like. :lol:

I am devastingly beautiful LadyW :D

No we should not be ashamed at all...

Now next time you stand next to a mirror admire your nakedness :D

However, walking about in public totally naked is a criminal offence - "Indecent exposure".

I am quite law abiding LadyW :D

Why, are you a nudist?

If Jessica Alba is then I am :D

Lote-Tree

12-28-2007, 11:27 AM

I have often wondered why it is considered indecent to be unclothed. Clothing, when you think about it, is unnatural. LOTE can you start a thread - with a poll, please, please, please :D

Supreme Being why don't you start one for a start. To me it sounds it will be very amusing thread - so go ahead :D

Sweets America

12-28-2007, 11:28 AM

LadyW

12-28-2007, 11:29 AM

Concede defeat LadyW. Be a happy loser. Beauty Troubles us all :D
Oh no, beauty doesnot bother me all that much... its [I]you[I] who troubles me. You know exactly how to get me all fired up.

And your research has told you what? :D
Okay...
Tall (ish), Dark haired, Brown eyed, Pale, possibley mid 20's (?) Computer Programmer from London. Talented artist and proud Geek; slightly mysterious and rather (ahem) intelligent.

I am quite law abiding LadyW :D
How disappointing... :D

If Jessica Alba is then I am :D
Yes maybe she is sometimes... just to show off her BABY BUMP.
Hahahahaaa :lol:

LadyW

12-28-2007, 11:30 AM

So, here is what we have about Lote:
-he has a poster of Jessica Alba on his bedroom wall. :D
Please tell me that is a joke...

TheFifthElement

12-28-2007, 11:32 AM

Supreme Being why don't you start one for a start. To me it sounds it will be very amusing thread - so go ahead :D

Only if you promise to join in. It's no fun being naked alone you know ;)

Lote-Tree

12-28-2007, 11:34 AM

So, here is what we have about Lote:

-he has dark brown hair and wonderful eyes
-he lives in London
-he thinks doodling is an art (he wants to open his own gallery)
-he is a computer programmer
-on his free time, he is a corrupted scientist
-he is a fan of himself
-he hates snakes
-he loves having women screaming his name
-he has an awsome body
-he masters Kama-Sutra (he is quite flexible)
-he loathes himself, even though he loves himself at the same time (in fact, his brain is so wonderful that it can do doublethink)
-he is a poet (although he doesn't want anyone to know that even if he posts his poems online)
-he loves nature
-he thinks he has an amazing knowledge about everything. He is a Lote-Tree, after all
-he loves looking at women and admiring their beauty. He wants them all to himself. Because he's worth it
-he has a poster of Jessica Alba on his bedroom wall. He will have Jessica Alba for real soon. It's only a matter of time. No one can resist to The Great Lote, and he knows it.
:D

Ha ha ha :D

But I have posted everything about myself on my blog. Here it is again:

Who am I?

No one really. Just another "bit" floating in CyberSpace, trying to connect with other floating "bits" and make a "Byte" of things :-) and perhaps in a "Serendipitous" way make a "Word" or two :-)

What makes me tick?

- Witticism, Nuttycism, Sillycism, Mysticism and Love.

What makes me sad? - Injustice. What makes me happy? - Love and Compassion.

My hopes? - Betterment of Humanity.

My fears? - None except ignorance (and snakes).

My Expression? - Poetry, Art and Music.

My Inspiration? - Whole Majesty of the Universe.

My God? - Subjective Experience of the Individual and a Transcendental Mystery.

My Spirituality? - Love and compassion.

My Outlook? - Scientific method.

My Philosophy? - Pragmatism.

My Relaxation? - Meditation.

There I am a open book :D

Lote-Tree

12-28-2007, 11:35 AM

Only if you promise to join in. It's no fun being naked alone you know ;)

Join? - I shall be behind you with the banner :D

LadyW

12-28-2007, 11:38 AM

I have read that... as I said I have already gathered a great deal about your Character and can't escape the feeling theres something more to it than that (behind the fantasies about Jessica Alba and illusions of jousting excellence). :D
For God's sake man put some clothes on haha.
Fight me :P

TheFifthElement

12-28-2007, 11:40 AM

Join? - I shall be behind you with the banner :D

Are you saying I need covering up?!!

Sweets America

12-28-2007, 11:41 AM

Ha ha ha :D

But I have posted everything about myself on my blog. Here it is again:

There I am a open book :D

Hey, you had not written the 'and snakes' between brackets before! You added it! :D

mmanuelap

12-28-2007, 11:41 AM

Lote-Tree

12-28-2007, 11:42 AM

I have read that... as I said I have already gathered a great deal about your Character and can't escape the feeling theres something more to it than that ...

You mean like the character Heathcliffe?

But I really detest him!

For God's sake man put some clothes on haha.
Fight me :P

Sorry I was just admiring my nakedness as God created me :D

Lote-Tree

12-28-2007, 11:44 AM

Hey, you had not written the 'and snakes' between brackets before! You added it! :D

Yes. Because you going to say - he missed the snakes out. Look I can overcome my fear by mentioning snakes snakes :D

Sweets America

12-28-2007, 11:44 AM

he really does have a Jessica Alba poster in his bedroom wall? :eek:

I second LadyW's thought. I do believe theres something more to it than that :p

Ehehehe about the Jessica Alba poster. Why not? It is a possibility. He seems to be obsessed with this girl. :D Maybe he stalks her and takes pictures! :eek: Lote! You psychopath!! :D

Of course there is more to it than that. Lote is a mystery. :)

Sweets America

12-28-2007, 11:45 AM

Yes. Because you going to say - he missed the snakes out. Look I can overcome my fear by mentioning snakes snakes :D

Oh Lote you are so bold! :D You are a role model for all of us. :D

LadyW

12-28-2007, 11:47 AM

You mean like the character Heathcliffe?
But I really detest him!
Oh good, well thats your new nickname I shall use to taunt you with then Lote. :lol:

Sorry I was just admiring my nakedness as God created me :D
Thats perfectly fine in the privacy of your own home Lote :)
Out of curiousity, do you have a Jessica Alba poster?

My God... I have made you into a medical experiment, everyone's jumping on the bandwagon now.
Get that lance out Lote-Tree, they're coming!
:yawnb:

LadyW

12-28-2007, 11:51 AM

Oh Lote you are so bold! :D You are a role model for all of us. :D
Sweets America, come on woman, don't compliment the man so much - it may doom us all. One day its the Litnet next its world domination :O

mmanuelap

12-28-2007, 11:51 AM

Ehehehe about the Jessica Alba poster. Why not? It is a possibility. He seems to be obsessed with this girl. :D Maybe he stalks her and takes pictures! :eek: Lote! You psychopath!! :D

Of course there is more to it than that. Lote is a mystery. :)

haha, yeah, if he does have one, we shouldn't be surprised! :p

Sweets America

12-28-2007, 11:51 AM

Eheh about making Lote into a medical experiment. Lote is an interesting creature. If I remember well, he has already promised me that when he dies, I could take his brains and put them on a shelf in my bedroom. :D

LadyW

12-28-2007, 11:53 AM

Well everyone, Im going now :)
I shall be on later to see whats happening...
Remember kids: Dont do anything I wouldnt do ;)
Sorry... byebye

Lote-Tree

12-28-2007, 11:53 AM

Out of curiousity, do you have a Jessica Alba poster?

I don't have any posters of anybody on my wall :D

Only thing I have is a painting by Dali "The Persistence of Memory" and Vangoh's Sunflowers :D

Sweets America

12-28-2007, 11:54 AM

Sweets America, come on woman, don't compliment the man so much - it may doom us all. One day its the Litnet next its world domination :O

Oh God. I need to be careful then. :eek: I don't want to be responsible for that!

Sweets America

12-28-2007, 11:55 AM

I don't have any posters of anybody on my wall :D

Only thing I have is a painting by Dali "The Persistence of Memory" and Vangoh's Sunflowers :D

You don't even have a poster of yourself??? :eek:
Do not lie to us, Lote. We know the truth. :)

mmanuelap

12-28-2007, 12:22 PM

You don't even have a poster of yourself??? :eek:

LOL! :lol:

Lote-Tree

12-28-2007, 12:32 PM

You don't even have a poster of yourself??? :eek:

No. Cuz I loathe myself ;-)

Do not lie to us, Lote. We know the truth. :)

Truth I have spoken :D

Sweets America

12-28-2007, 12:42 PM

No. Cuz I loathe myself ;-)

Truth I have spoken :D

Ah, I had forgotten that you loathed yourself. :D
It's not good, Lote. You should stop loathing yourself this way. We all love you here. :D

mmanuelap

12-28-2007, 12:46 PM

It's not good, Lote. You should stop loathing yourself this way. We all love you here. :D

Absolutely! You even have a fan club over here, you should love yourself as much as we do :lol:

Lote-Tree

12-28-2007, 12:47 PM

Ah, I had forgotten that you loathed yourself. :D
It's not good, Lote. You should stop loathing yourself this way. We all love you here. :D

Thanks nice Sophie. I know you are trying to help...but it never helps....

But I will overcome this one day! Like my fear of snakes...one day...I will laugh at it's reptelian hissing face :D

Sweets America

12-28-2007, 01:00 PM

Thanks nice Sophie. I know you are trying to help...but it never helps....

But I will overcome this one day! Like my fear of snakes...one day...I will laugh at it's reptelian hissing face :D

Poor Little Tree. :( I see your leaves are shivering in the cold. :(
Yes, you will overcome this someday. :) I have overcome this myself, so you can do the same. The Great Lote-Tree can overcome anything. :D
I hope I will overcome my fear of spiders someday. :D

Lote-Tree

12-28-2007, 07:07 PM

Yes, you will overcome this someday. :) I have overcome this myself, so you can do the same. The Great Lote-Tree can overcome anything. :D
I hope I will overcome my fear of spiders someday. :D

We shall prevail we shall prevail :D

Sweets America

12-28-2007, 07:09 PM

We shall prevail we shall prevail :D

I hope, Dear Lote, I hope. Right now I would like to prevail my depressed mood of today. Please make me smile, Lote. I know you can do this. :p

Lote-Tree

12-28-2007, 07:13 PM

I hope, Dear Lote, I hope. Right now I would like to prevail my depressed mood of today. Please make me smile, Lote. I know you can do this. :p

Did you know about the certain northern European Voles?

During the mating season the males go on a six day mating spree without stopping to eat or rest. After six days, the forest floor is littered with the dead bodies of male voles! They have died of sheer exhaustion!

The male Voles seems to have a smile on their faces though :D

LadyW

12-28-2007, 07:15 PM

No. Cuz I loathe myself ;-)
Hello Lote-Tree, I have returned :)
(That really does sound like the opening lines of some cheesy movie..)
Hope you had an eventful day... been practicing with that lance of yours?
Now, about this self-loathing. To loathe, such a strong feeling. I wont endevour to discover why this is on a public forum but it does confuse me... (welldone, very few manage that :D).

LadyW

12-28-2007, 07:16 PM

I hope, Dear Lote, I hope. Right now I would like to prevail my depressed mood of today. Please make me smile, Lote. I know you can do this. :p
Hello again Sweets :)
remember... WORLD DOMINATION :flare:
Haha terribley sorry I could not restrain there.
Hows life?

Sweets America

12-28-2007, 07:20 PM

Did you know about the certain northern European Voles?

During the mating season the males go on a six day mating spree without stopping to eat or rest. After six days, the forest floor is littered with the dead bodies of male voles! They have died of sheer exhaustion!

Voles seems to have a smile on their faces :D

What a strange and original reply! :eek:
Do you imply that practicing the voles' activities would make me smile? :lol:
Well, see you in six days then. :D
PS: what the hell is a Vole?

Sweets America

12-28-2007, 07:22 PM

Hello again Sweets :)
remember... WORLD DOMINATION :flare:
Haha terribley sorry I could not restrain there.
Hows life?

Hello Lady. :)
Well, life is nice, it is just that...as ridiculous as it might sound, I am missing my dog terribly. :( Plus I feel lonely.

LadyW

12-28-2007, 07:24 PM

Hello Lady. :)
Well, life is nice, it is just that...as ridiculous as it might sound, I am missing my dog terribly. :( Plus I feel lonely.
It doesn't sound ridiculous at all although I have never had a pet so I don't really know what that feels like. Don't be too glum - you still have us and the rest of litnet at your fingertips (not very comforting huh?).
But still, just keep smiling :)

Lote-Tree

12-28-2007, 07:28 PM

Hello Lote-Tree, I have returned :)

So I see. Whacking book in hand? :D

(That really does sound like the opening lines of some cheesy movie..)

Perhaps but it sounds good when it came from you :D

Hope you had an eventful day... been practicing with that lance of yours?

I can do lancing with my eyes shut :D

Now, about this self-loathing. To loathe, such a strong feeling.

Don't worry I can deal with it :D

I wont endevour to discover why this is on a public forum but it does confuse me...

What is a human being? Being able to live with two contradictory ideas in your head and still find another way to live with the both :D

(welldone, very few manage that :D).

I guess it is better than Vanity, Pride, Righteousnes and Selfishness? ;-)

Lote-Tree

12-28-2007, 07:29 PM

What a strange and original reply! :eek:
Do you imply that practicing the voles' activities would make me smile? :lol:
Well, see you in six days then. :D
PS: what the hell is a Vole?

Ha ha :D

Vole is a type of mouse :D

Sweets America

12-28-2007, 07:30 PM

It doesn't sound ridiculous at all although I have never had a pet so I don't really know what that feels like. Don't be too glum - you still have us and the rest of litnet at your fingertips (not very comforting huh?).
But still, just keep smiling :)

Thanks. :) I have a very strong bond with dogs. I miss my Calif (he's the spaniel on my avatar). He's so cute. I miss feeling his paw in my hand, and I miss kissing his nose and I miss having his head on my lap where he gently falls asleep. I miss his scent, too. He smells so good, this is a reassuring scent. I miss his goofy face, and most of all I miss all this communication we have without any word, only through touch and eyes.
But, yes, it is nice to have the Litnet community. It feels nice here. :)

Sweets America

12-28-2007, 07:31 PM

Ha ha :D

Vole is a type of mouse :D

Thanks Lote! :D I have learnt something new from you. Your knowledge is so immense. :lol:

LadyW

12-28-2007, 07:36 PM

So I see. Whacking book in hand? :D
As always :)

Perhaps but it sounds good when it came from you :D
Awwh shucks... such a charmer :)

I can do lancing with my eyes shut :D
And as soon as those lovely little lids close I shall clamp you over the head with my big-***-book ;)

I guess it is better than Vanity, Pride, Righteousnes and Selfishness? ;-)
Indeed it is :D

So Lote, how was your day? Done anything interesting?

LadyW

12-28-2007, 07:38 PM

Thanks. :) I have a very strong bond with dogs. I miss my Calif (he's the spaniel on my avatar). He's so cute. I miss feeling his paw in my hand, and I miss kissing his nose and I miss having his head on my lap where he gently falls asleep. I miss his scent, too. He smells so good, this is a reassuring scent. I miss his goofy face, and most of all I miss all this communication we have without any word, only through touch and eyes.
But, yes, it is nice to have the Litnet community. It feels nice here. :)

Oh Sweets, you'll have me crying in a minute - that was such a lovely thing to hear; so...well, sweet.
It really does doesn't it? Something to fill the lonely nights... *sniffle*
:) he he he

Sweets America

12-28-2007, 07:41 PM

Oh Sweets, you'll have me crying in a minute - that was such a lovely thing to hear; so...well, sweet.
It really does doesn't it? Something to fill the lonely nights... *sniffle*
:) he he he

:) :D I think we should all share a hug. :) A big tender one. :)

mmanuelap

12-28-2007, 07:42 PM

Hello Lady. :)
Well, life is nice, it is just that...as ridiculous as it might sound, I am missing my dog terribly. :( Plus I feel lonely.

awn, I miss my dog as well :( but I'll see him tomorrow, or next week. I can understand the feeling. But I believe we'll survive this :)

Sweets America

12-28-2007, 07:44 PM

awn, I miss my dog as well :( but I'll see him tomorrow, or next week. I can understand the feeling. But I believe we'll survive this :)

Oh that is cute, what you say. (you are invited to the general hug :D ) I have seen my dog yesterday, and I won't see him for maybe two weeks. :)

Lote-Tree

12-28-2007, 07:45 PM

As always :)

That book needs to be destroyed. It's becoming evil for you :D

Awwh shucks... such a charmer :)

Only view to amuse ;-)

And as soon as those lovely little lids close I shall clamp you over the head with my big-***-book ;)

I think I will sleep with a helmet on ? :D

Indeed it is :D
So Lote, how was your day? Done anything interesting?

Bueno! My day was good. Chatting to you all has been very amusing :D

And I am always doing something interesting and you? :D

mmanuelap

12-28-2007, 07:46 PM

Oh that is cute, what you say. (you are invited in the general hug :D ) I have seen my dog yesterday, and I won't see him for maybe two weeks. :)

two weeks is nothing, you'll see! :)

Sweets America

12-28-2007, 07:49 PM

two weeks is nothing, you'll see! :)

Thanks. :) I am going to bed now. Good night everyone. :)

PS: mmanuelap, I think you look great on the pic of your avatar. You have such a cute face! :)

mmanuelap

12-28-2007, 07:50 PM

Thanks. :) I am going to bed now. Good night everyone. :)

PS: mmanuelap, I think you look great on the pic of your avatar. You have such a cute face! :)

Good night, Sweets! :)

oh, thaaanks! :blush:

LadyW

12-28-2007, 07:55 PM

That book needs to be destroyed. It's becoming evil for you :D
Oh no, the books totally innocent...
It's me thats evil ;)

I think I will sleep with a helmet on ? :D
Awwh... no need to live in fear of me.
I'm nice really :)

Bueno! My day was good. Chatting to you all has been very amusing :D
And I am always doing something interesting and you? :D
I had an okay day...nothing special.
Interesting fact for you... after a 2 year relationship with her boyfriend, beloved Mis Alba dumped her boyfriend over the telephone - she just didn't want to get married and serious. Now she's engaged AND pregnant, how convenient :D

Lote-Tree

12-28-2007, 08:00 PM

Oh no, the books totally innocent...
It's me thats evil ;)

Evil? Do you need staking through the heart LadyW? :D

Awwh... no need to live in fear of me.

Men grow grey hairs fearing women ;-)

I'm nice really :)

So am I. What do two nice people doing here in a forum like this? :D

I had an okay day...nothing special.

What? Chatting to me has not been special? :D

Interesting fact for you... after a 2 year relationship with her boyfriend, beloved Mis Alba dumped her boyfriend over the telephone - she just didn't want to get married and serious. Now she's engaged AND pregnant, how convenient :D

Glimmer of hope I see...:D

Bearer of some good news at last LadyW :D

LadyW

12-28-2007, 08:04 PM

Evil? Do you need staking through the heart LadyW? :D
Try it :)

Men grow grey hairs fearing women ;-)
I shall sleep soundly tonight then...

So am I. What do two nice people doing here in a forum like this? :D
Precisely what I was thinking... I am still wary of your jousting devilish streak though :D

What? Chatting to me has not been special? :D
Well you see... that goes without saying - it is always an honour.

Glimmer of hope I see...:D

Bearer of some good news at last LadyW :D
*Damn damn damn damn..*
Well...err...all I can say is er... :P nurr!

Lote-Tree

12-28-2007, 08:11 PM

Try it :)

OK. I will bring some silver bullets just in case :D

I shall sleep soundly tonight then...

He he :D

Sweet dreams then :D

I am still wary of your jousting devilish streak though :D

Don't fear I can be nice with my Lance. Deep Thrust and it will be over. You will not feel a thing! You will be knocked out for ten! And then I shall burn your book :D

Well you see... that goes without saying - it is always an honour.

Bueno! I have enjoyed bantering with you too :D

*Damn damn damn damn..*
Well...err...all I can say is er... :P nurr!

I shall sleep soundly tonight :D

LadyW I have to go now and get my beauty sleep.

Have a good night :D

LadyW

12-28-2007, 08:16 PM

Don't fear I can be nice with my Lance. Deep Thrust and it will be over. You will not feel a thing! You will be knocked out for ten! And then I shall burn your book :D
Ah.. now that would be the day :D
The book will never die Lote...

I shall sleep soundly tonight :D

LadyW I have to go now and get my beauty sleep.

Have a good night :D

Very glad to hear it :)

And yes... you need alot of beauty sleep...
Haha hope I have not wounded you too harshly. I'm only joking.
:D Don't lose sleep over it.
Nitenite

Lote-Tree

12-29-2007, 03:37 AM

And yes... you need alot of beauty sleep...

Yes. It keeps my skin glowing in the morning ;-)

Haha hope I have not wounded you too harshly.

It's OK I am like Wolverine. I heal instantly :D

SleepyWitch

12-29-2007, 04:11 AM

are there bonsai Lote-trees?

Lote-Tree

12-29-2007, 04:43 AM

are there bonsai Lote-trees?

Erm..it's a Mystical Tree so it can be anything you want it to be...even a Dwarf Welsh Guy :D

crazefest456

12-29-2007, 04:50 AM

Isn't gravity taking a toll on the poor mystic tree?

Lote-Tree

12-29-2007, 05:00 AM

Isn't gravity taking a toll on the poor mystic tree?

I don't understand Craze?

Gravity has no effect on this kind of tree ;-)

crazefest456

12-29-2007, 05:26 AM

oh god,
well, keep up the ego-maniacal veneer! :)

SleepyWitch

12-29-2007, 05:31 AM

Erm..it's a Mystical Tree so it can be anything you want it to be...even a Dwarf Welsh Guy :D

yes, I know it's a mystical tree... that's why it's all blurred and seeped in golden light in your avy.
:eek: you mean I can achieve wisdom by slobbering over the Blue-Eyed Welsh Dwarf? *droooooooooooooooooool*

LadyW

12-29-2007, 06:40 AM

Yes. It keeps my skin glowing in the morning ;-)
Ah yes and I suppose it is advisable to take such precautions in the event of the arrival of Jessica Alba at your door - minus the bun in the oven :D She would see your glowing face and just would not be able to resist.

It's OK I am like Wolverine. I heal instantly :D
I am like the terminator, I just won't go :)
Unfortunately, I don't have Arnie's dashing charm and accent..

Lote-Tree

12-29-2007, 07:37 AM

Ah yes and I suppose it is advisable to take such precautions in the event of the arrival of Jessica Alba at your door - minus the bun in the oven :D She would see your glowing face and just would not be able to resist.

Yes. Something like that ;-)

But we should all aim for a healthy skin LadyW? Scratch itchy dry skin is...erm quite annoying don't you think? :D

I am like the terminator, I just won't go :)

Yep, you will back no doubt! :D

Unfortunately, I don't have Arnie's dashing charm and accent..

I don't know about that. You are doing quite well ;-)

oh god,
well, keep up the ego-maniacal veneer!

I did not quite understand your question Craze. Don't be hard on me. My branches are very delicate like a women's erm...hands...so be gentle with me :D

you mean I can achieve wisdom by slobbering over the Blue-Eyed Welsh Dwarf? *droooooooooooooooooool*

You are after wisdom form the dwarf? I thought it was something else...begins with F and ends with h ;-)

LadyW

12-29-2007, 08:03 AM

But we should all aim for a healthy skin LadyW? Scratch itchy dry skin is...erm quite annoying don't you think? :D

Of course..erm, moisture is... the key to success? :lol:

I don't know about that. You are doing quite well ;-)
:) I try... Haha no, I think me and Arnie differ in several areas really. For one, I believe am not an Austrian-American male... last time I checked.

Don't be hard on me. My branches are very delicate like a women's erm...hands...so be gentle with me :D
Ha-ha-ha do you delight in playing the victim Lote? :)

Lote-Tree

12-29-2007, 08:11 AM

Of course..erm, moisture is... the key to success? :lol:

Now now LadyW don't tempt me with Smuttyness. I am nice guy :D

For one, I believe am not an Austrian-American male... last time I checked.

And we thank our stars for that :D
or else we will chatting in grunts and that would be really boring :D

Ha-ha-ha do you delight in playing the victim Lote? :)

But I seem to be a victim - look Sleepy thinks I annoy her :-(

And you appeared from nowhere and started whacking me with your book! :D

And my branches are indeed very delicate, one unkind word will make the leaves fall off ;-(

LadyW

12-29-2007, 08:20 AM

Now now LadyW don't tempt me with Smuttyness. I am nice guy :D
:O I am appalled at that comment... Smuttiness... hmph! :lol:

And you appeared from nowhere and started whacking me with your book! :D
And my branches are indeed very delicate, one unkind word will make the leaves fall off ;-(

Well it is a good job that I am very nice to you then isnt it Lote-Tree? :D
Oh, and don't pretend you don't take great pleasure in engaging in a little book/lance warfare.
:yawnb:

Lote-Tree

12-29-2007, 08:28 AM

:O I am appalled at that comment... Smuttiness... hmph! :lol:

Ha ha :D

Now now don't go corrupting me LadyW. I am genteman :D

Well it is a good job that I am very nice to you then isnt it Lote-Tree? :D

As I am nice to you ;-)

Oh, and don't pretend you don't take great pleasure in engaging in a little book/lance warfare.
:yawnb:

Verbal Jousting oh yes sure. All the time :D

All for in the Sevice of amusement :D

LadyW

12-29-2007, 08:32 AM

Ha ha :D
Now now don't go corrupting me LadyW. I am genteman :D
I would never even dream of it...
I'm sure you are very green Lote ;)
Corruption of your innocence is just unspeakable

Verbal Jousting oh yes sure. All the time :D
All for in the Sevice of amusement :D
And there's me thinking you were in it to win it...
Tut-tut, I thought you had a little more fire in you than that Lote.
:D

Lote-Tree

12-29-2007, 08:41 AM

I'm sure you are very green Lote ;)

Green as my Lote-Tree :D

And there's me thinking you were in it to win it...

But I told you wining is so boring. It's old hat! :D

Tut-tut, I thought you had a little more fire in you than that Lote.
:D

Passion yes. I have plenty - don't worry ;-)

LadyW

12-29-2007, 08:47 AM

But I told you wining is so boring. It's old hat! :D
So you just enjoy the general splendour of physcological warfare then? :D

Passion yes. I have plenty - don't worry ;-)
Haha of that I am certain, but are you applying it to our little fights?

Lote-Tree

12-29-2007, 08:51 AM

So you just enjoy the general splendour of physcological warfare then? :D

I enjoy the amusing Banter :D

Haha of that I am certain, but are you applying it to our little fights?

But I fear I will wound you badly. And I don't want to do that...at least not yet ;-)

chasestalling

12-29-2007, 08:54 AM

ur...am i intruding?

Lote-Tree

12-29-2007, 08:56 AM

ur...am i intruding?

Not at all. Can I offer you a Free Lote-Tree T-Shirt :D

chasestalling

12-29-2007, 08:58 AM

if it concerns work on my part, then no. but thanx for offering all the same.

LadyW

12-29-2007, 09:00 AM

But I fear I will wound you badly.

:D:D:D (I actually beamed a huge smile at the screen then)
I shall look forward to watching you try very much Lote-Tree...

And I don't want to do that...at least not yet ;-)
You are too kind Lote... sparing me like this. I am forever in your debt.

LadyW

12-29-2007, 09:01 AM

ur...am i intruding?
Not at all :) Take no note of the ongoing mini-war between me and Lote; it is merely a background noise to everyone else.

thelastmelon

12-29-2007, 09:17 AM

Who is Lote-Tree? :p
I don't know anyone here, just recognize a name or two here and there.

So, hello Lote-Tree.

LadyW

12-29-2007, 09:22 AM

Who is Lote-Tree? :p
What a question :D
Lote-Tree...
He is a snake fearing computer programmer from London with an obsession with Jessica Alba, terrible fashion sense (thats my guess anyways) and he is very talented in the field of jousting. Lote also enjoys kalma sutra (urgh-I know) and losing fights to book whackers (me).
Thats basically it :) Anymore questions?

chasestalling

12-29-2007, 09:53 AM

yes i have one ladyw. lote, is that as in boat, it's pronunciation i mean.

thelastmelon

12-29-2007, 09:59 AM

Anymore questions?

How you described him doesn't seem very positive, at least not most of it,
so, are there any good things about Lote-Tree? :) That would be seen as positive or good in general.

LadyW

12-29-2007, 10:29 AM

How you described him doesn't seem very positive, at least not most of it,
so, are there any good things about Lote-Tree? :) That would be seen as positive or good in general.
Ah no, there are more good than bad qualities I assure you... :)
I merely aim to insult Lote-Tree as part of our ongoing "banter" as he calls it.
Lote-Tree is a very witty, friendly and "nice" guy whom I am sure you will get along with. Don't mistake my previous post for something malicious, its to be taken as a joke.

LadyW

12-29-2007, 10:31 AM

yes i have one ladyw. lote, is that as in boat, it's pronunciation i mean.
Not entirely sure but I think so... "loht"

SleepyWitch

12-29-2007, 11:43 AM

You are after wisdom form the dwarf? I thought it was something else...begins with F and ends with h ;-)
??? is there any word that ends with h in English, except if there is an s before the h? Fish?
Don't you think a mine in Wales, miles away from the coast, is the wrong place to go looking for fish with a Dwarf?

nope, I don't want wisdom from the Dwarf, but you said the Lote-Tree is a tree of wisdom and it could be any shape, even a Welsh Mining Dwarf.

Lote-Tree

12-29-2007, 01:58 PM

Who is Lote-Tree? :p
I don't know anyone here, just recognize a name or two here and there.

So, hello Lote-Tree.

Ha ha :D

The lastmelon I remember you very well. I welcomed you when joined here. You had a picture of yourself doing your eyelashes and taking a picture at the same time :D

And I said you had excellent hand to eye coordination :D

But Hello to you :D

Lote-Tree

12-29-2007, 01:59 PM

yes i have one ladyw. lote, is that as in boat, it's pronunciation i mean.

yes Lote rhymes with Boat :D

Lote-Tree

12-29-2007, 02:01 PM

??? is there any word that ends with h in English, except if there is an s before the h? Fish?
Don't you think a mine in Wales, miles away from the coast, is the wrong place to go looking for fish with a Dwarf?

Ha ha :D I think the word is Fetish. I thought you had a Fetish for dwarf welsh mining guy :D

SleepyWitch

12-29-2007, 02:24 PM

Ha ha :D I think the word is Fetish. I thought you had a Fetish for dwarf welsh mining guy :D

yep, that way my second guess. but I couldn't resist :D

stephofthenight

12-29-2007, 04:44 PM

mmanuelap

12-29-2007, 05:28 PM

Lote...LadyW.... yalls banterin as you put it, is verry amusing. it actualy made my day. verry amusing, now we just need popcorn and to put the two of you in a ring with a book and lance :D anyway, verry amusing

very amusing indeed.:lol: haha, maybe I'll make popcorn later, just for the fun of watching these two arguing! :lol: :lol:

thelastmelon

12-29-2007, 05:51 PM

Ha ha :D

The lastmelon I remember you very well. I welcomed you when joined here. You had a picture of yourself doing your eyelashes and taking a picture at the same time :D

And I said you had excellent hand to eye coordination :D

But Hello to you :D

AH! That was you! :p Then I remember that comment at least.
Do you have a name, other than Lote-Tree?

LadyW

12-29-2007, 07:06 PM

Lote...LadyW.... yalls banterin as you put it, is verry amusing. it actualy made my day. verry amusing, now we just need popcorn and to put the two of you in a ring with a book and lance :D anyway, verry amusing

:D Haha I am honoured truely... I'm glad I (..we) made your day, thats always nice to hear. Provide the ring - and I am in! :lol:

Lote-Tree

12-29-2007, 07:11 PM

AH! That was you! :p Then I remember that comment at least.
Do you have a name, other than Lote-Tree?

Why do you not like Lote :D

Lote-Tree

12-29-2007, 07:12 PM

:D Haha I am honoured truely... I'm glad I (..we) made your day, thats always nice to hear. Provide the ring - and I am in! :lol:

Good job you put in "we" there! :D

thelastmelon

12-29-2007, 07:19 PM

Why do you not like Lote :D

Because I don't know how to pronounce it. :p

LadyW

12-29-2007, 07:19 PM

Good job you put in "we" there! :D
Yes... I forced myself to :)
Had a nice day Lote?
I have missed our little wit wars today - plus our fans have been eagerly anticipating one... he he he
The book is out. ;)

Lote-Tree

12-29-2007, 07:21 PM

Because I don't know how to pronounce it. :p

Ah I see. But it's easy.

It rhymes with Boat and oat :D

so its loat

thelastmelon

12-29-2007, 07:23 PM

Ah I see. But it's easy.

It rhymes with Boat and oat :D

so its loat

Then I don't like the name Lote. :p Because I don't like how boat and oat sounds, and since it rhymes... ;)
I'll continue to pronounce it the way I did before I was told how to pronounce it, and maybe I'll see through your name and focus on something other than how to pronounce it.

Lote-Tree

12-29-2007, 07:28 PM

Yes... I forced myself to :)

Good job you did or else you would have lanced instantly! :D

Had a nice day Lote?

Yes. Thanks. And you?

I have missed our little wit wars today

In a war in which I massacred you? :D

LadyW

12-29-2007, 07:28 PM

Wounded... Cut through the heart.
Am I to receive the cold shoulder from Lote all night?...
I'm hurt...truely :D
Ah well, can't blame the poor guy for being so scared of me.
I can be rather fiersome you see.

LadyW

12-29-2007, 07:32 PM

You took your time did you not... :D

Good job you did or else you would have lanced instantly! :D
Outrageous you are... You wouldn't have got a grip of that lance before my book landed on your rather large head ;)

Yes. Thanks. And you?
Splendid thankyou... well, actually it wasn't that great but I'm still smiling.

In a war in which I massacred you? :D
Only in a dream world Lote... EVERYONE here knows I could smite you down with great ease :)
And don't you know it.

Lote-Tree

12-29-2007, 07:45 PM

You took your time did you not... :D

You mean slow response? I am battling Virgil on Nakedness Thread.

Outrageous you are... You wouldn't have got a grip of that lance before my book landed on your rather large head ;)

My lance does not requiring gripping. It has become an extention of myself. Weapon and Man merged together. Sorry lassie lanced you will be in an instant :D

well, actually it wasn't that great but I'm still smiling.

Ah you missed me :D

EVERYONE here knows I could smite you down with great ease :)

Unlikely! Women may be multi-tasking by we men can do one thing at a time and do it extremely well - like bringing down a woolly mamoth with a lance :D

LadyW

12-29-2007, 07:53 PM

You mean slow response? I am battling Virgil on Nakedness Thread.
I know.. tis quite amusing actually :lol:

My lance does not requiring gripping. It has become an extention of myself. Weapon and Man merged together. Sorry lassie lanced you will be in an instant :D
It begs the question... where, on your person, is this deformity you speak of? :D Normally, I would have at least tapped you with my book for calling me "Lassie" but I do think it's rather catchy. I'm glad you have such a positive outlook on our battles Lote... it is a shame that I must smite you without mercy. ;)

Ah you missed me :D
Now you mention it, I rather did Lote. My day just wasn't the same... (it was miles better - just kidding).

Unlikely! Women may be multi-tasking by we men can do one thing at a time and do it extremely well - like bringing down a woolly mamoth with a lance :D
Ah yes but I am different... whilst good at multi-tasking, I have my charm to distract my opponent which is when I strike ;)
For the good of your health I do hope you did not just imply I am a woolly mammoth
:lol:

Lote-Tree

12-29-2007, 08:05 PM

It begs the question... where, on your person, is this deformity you speak of?

It's not a Deformity! It's a Excellent Piece of Evolutionary Design. It glides effortlessly to it's target! :D and the woolly mamoth drops dead on the spot :D

:D Normally, I would have at least tapped you with my book for calling me "Lassie" but I do think it's rather catchy. I'm glad you have such a positive outlook on our battles Lote... it is a shame that I must smite you without mercy. ;)

Lassie meant in a affectionate term but if it offends you then LadyW is fine :D

My day just wasn't the same... (it was miles better - just kidding).

LadyW you don't have to decieve yourself. You can admit it. I will not hold it against you :D

Ah yes but I am different... whilst good at multi-tasking, I have my charm to distract my opponent which is when I strike ;)

"I'll be back" is not very charming :D

For the good of your health I do hope you did not just imply I am a woolly mammoth
:lol:

Erm no. Unless you think all manchester women are quite mamothy? :D

LadyW

12-29-2007, 08:12 PM

It's not a Deformity! It's a Excellent Piece of Evolutionary Design. It glides effortlessly to it's target! :D and the woolly mamoth drops dead on the spot :D
Why does that sound like a Gilette advert? :D

Lassie meant in a affectionate term but if it offends you then LadyW is fine :D
Lassie will suffice... as long as you dont ask me to start barking ;)

LadyW you don't have to decieve yourself. You can admit it. I will not hold it against you :D
I hold my hands up, I missed Lote-Tree today...:(

"I'll be back" is not very charming :D
:lol: Hahaha I did actually laugh out loud here, very funny Lote...
I think I could give Arnie a run for his money.

Erm no. Unless you think all manchester women are quite mamothy? :D
Well.. that is debatable. I don't think I look like a mammoth...
I shall google one and compare...one moment...
No, no striking resemblence... :D

Lote-Tree

12-29-2007, 08:18 PM

Why does that sound like a Gilette advert? :D

He he :D

May be so but it's true :D

as long as you dont ask me to start barking ;)

No way. I hate nagging women :D

I hold my hands up, I missed Lote-Tree today...:(

There there now....that was not difficult was it. Admission is the first part to the cure...now feel better :D

I don't think I look like a mammoth...

Oh Good! My mamoth hunting instinct was ready and primed :D You had a lucky escape :D

LadyW - it's time for my beauty nap again...sorry to leave...tomorrow I shall be ready again to resume this :D

Good night and sweet dreams - no woolly mamoths I hope.

LadyW

12-29-2007, 08:24 PM

No way. I hate nagging women :D
As do I... which would explain our somewhat rocky start ;) just kidding with you Lote.

There there now....that was not difficult was it. Admission is the first part to the cure...now feel better :D
Goodness... it'll be the t-shirt next then a Lote-Tree meditation and self-healing tape.

Oh Good! My mamoth hunting instinct was ready and primed :D You had a lucky escape :D
Haha I am disheartened, I would rather enjoy a little combat at such a late hour. I shall bring my mammoth outfit next time ;)

LadyW - it's time for my beauty nap again...sorry to leave...tomorrow I shall be ready again to resume this :D
Good night and sweet dreams - no woolly mamoths I hope.
Well, you do need it should Jess pay you that visit. I can hardly wait :D
Sweet Dreams... keep one eye open Lote...
Nitenite :lol:

SleepyWitch

12-30-2007, 05:03 AM

now that's unfair. you two get put in the ring to fight, but what about me and my Welsh Dwarf? Lote, where is a) my Dwarf and b) our mine, which you promised me ages ago? (You can keep the fish, by the way).

do you mind if I pronounce Lote with one of those weird e/i sounds, like latte or Bronte?

LadyW

12-30-2007, 08:26 AM

do you mind if I pronounce Lote with one of those weird e/i sounds, like latte or Bronte?

I know that the correct pronunciation is "loat" but until I knew I always figured it was "Loti"... I still think it sounds better.
:)

Lote-Tree

12-30-2007, 09:07 AM

Then I don't like the name Lote. :p

Oh no! That's terrible :-)

I'll continue to pronounce it the way I did before...

In that case no problemo :D

Lote-Tree

12-30-2007, 09:12 AM

Goodness... it'll be the t-shirt next then a Lote-Tree meditation and self-healing tape.

Meditation has excellent benefits. It might even cure you of your Book Whacking Syndrome :D

I shall bring my mammoth outfit next time ;)

If you really need one then yes sure :D

keep one eye open Lote...
Nitenite :lol:

Always because you never know when a book whacking women comes along :D

Lote-Tree

12-30-2007, 09:18 AM

but what about me and my Welsh Dwarf? Lote, where is a) my Dwarf and b) our mine, which you promised me ages ago?

Try looking under your bush...erm in your Garden ;-) :D

SleepyWitch

12-30-2007, 10:32 AM

Try looking under your bush...erm in your Garden ;-) :D

:lol: :lol: :lol: you made me laugh out loud, Lote :)................................................ ..................
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stephofthenight

12-30-2007, 03:56 PM

SleepyWitch

12-30-2007, 04:01 PM

LadyW

12-30-2007, 06:00 PM

althou im scared to ask for the fear that i myself might get book whacked or lanced...but what the crap started this lol? i mean we have in one corner the all mighty book whacker, and in the other corner the mighty knight with a lance... and than we have the dwarf as refree...what/who started this?

ps....please dont whack me with a book ladyW and please dont stab me...lote_tree... >.< im realy a cute bunni in disguise...you wouldnt hurt a cute bunni would you? ^.^
Awwh... If your a bunny I don't think I could ever hit you with my book unless you did something incredibley stupid :) Haha.
It started a long long time ago when dinosaurs roamed the... forum. No. It began in a thread I posted not too long ago and Lote-Tree made his obsession with Jessica Alba and other female celebrities rather public. We were arguing about the importance of beauty in a relationship...
That was argument number one (which I daresay I did win); now we amuse ourselves daily with frequent lance/book wars and general friendly and witty banter.
The End.

LadyW

12-30-2007, 06:02 PM

Meditation has excellent benefits. It might even cure you of your Book Whacking Syndrome :D
It isn't an illness... it is a gift :D

Always because you never know when a book whacking women comes along :D
Indeed... and I have been known to strike at the most unexpected of times ;)
That is my devilish streak Lote.

Lote-Tree

12-30-2007, 06:27 PM

Lote-Tree

12-30-2007, 06:33 PM

now we amuse ourselves daily with frequent lance/book wars and general friendly and witty banter.
The End.

Don't thank me for it.
I am a humble man :D

LadyW

12-30-2007, 06:38 PM

Don't thank me for it.
I am a humble man :D
As if...
So Lote, any plans for New Year? any resolutions?
:D

stephofthenight

12-30-2007, 06:42 PM

Ha ha :D

Come on join us Stephofthenight :D

lol well as tempted as I may be. i like being in on peice kinda...

And thanks for the "mighty knight with a lance" comment I think it suits me :D

yeah, the knight in shining armor just didnt fit... he wouldnt go jousting with LadyW... and i just cant see you on one a horse...

I think I need to find a new avatar :D

can i pick it?

No way you bunni thing :D

I shall save you my bunni lass :D

aww yay, i get to live as a cute little twitchy nosed bunny! ^.^ ^,^ ^.^ yayness!!!! :lol:

Lote-Tree

12-30-2007, 06:45 PM

As if...
So Lote, any plans for New Year? any resolutions?
:D

The usual.

Get Jessica to fall in love with me.

Write a best seller.

Win the nobel prize.

Build a colony on Mars.

Bring Peace and Prosperity to Earth :D

LadyW

12-30-2007, 06:48 PM

Get Jessica to fall in love with me.
Not going to happen...
You might have to wait a few months too before there is even a slight possibility.
Pray tell, what makes her so appealing to you Lote? :)

Write a best seller.
Win the nobel prize.
Build a colony on Mars.
Slightly more realistic than your first point... ;)

Bring Peace and Prosperity to Earth :D
Would that eliminate our mini-battles? If so, I shall have to stop you Lote :D

LadyW

12-30-2007, 06:50 PM

yeah, the knight in shining armor just didnt fit... he wouldnt go jousting with LadyW... and i just cant see you on one a horse...
Hahaha! I am wounded :bawling:
Why do I not get to joust with a handsome knight in shining armour?
I suppose Lote, the brave and valiant knight will suffice for present. :)

Lote-Tree

12-30-2007, 06:53 PM

lol well as tempted as I may be.

Come on Steph Give Into Temptation :D

yeah, the knight in shining armor just didnt fit...

But it should. I love saving damsels in distress :D

he wouldnt go jousting with LadyW...

LadyW is an unusual women. Don't believe in what she says ;-)

and i just cant see you on one a horse...

Hey I am really good on a horse. I have being doing it really well in the "Zelda - Princess of Twilight" on Wii :D

can i pick it?

As longs it matches my Lance :D

stephofthenight

12-30-2007, 06:55 PM

Hahaha! I am wounded :bawling:
Why do I not get to joust with a handsome knight in shining armour?
I suppose Lote, the brave and valiant knight will suffice for present. :)

ahh. sorry...but can u see him on a horse.... he just dont seem like one for horses, and all knights in shining armour have horses. if i am wrong and you think he would get on a horse...than he shall be deemed our knight in shining armour....

LadyW

12-30-2007, 06:58 PM

But it should. I love saving damsels in distress :D
If push comes to shove I fear it would be ME saving you my friend...:lol:

LadyW is an unusual women. Don't believe in what she says ;-)
:) I am unusual but you should pay attention to every last word...

Hey I am really good on a horse. I have being doing it really well in the "Zelda - Princess of Twilight" on Wii :D
Lote-Tree master of horse riding - and everything else ;)

Lote-Tree

12-30-2007, 06:59 PM

Not going to happen...
You might have to wait a few months too before there is even a slight possibility.

Please you are treading on my dreams :D

Pray tell, what makes her so appealing to you Lote? :)

Don't forget Kate Winslet, Angelina Jolie, Kate Bekinsale too :D

Would that eliminate our mini-battles? If so, I shall have to stop you Lote :D

No way. We take our Battles to Holodeck and have the safeties off :D

stephofthenight

12-30-2007, 07:00 PM

Come on Steph Give Into Temptation :D

i give in...i surrender...

But it should. I love saving damsels in distress :D

lol well save away, im always needing to be saved.

LadyW is an unusual women. Don't believe in what she says ;-)

but, but, but... i do belive her...

Hey I am really good on a horse. I have being doing it really well in the "Zelda - Princess of Twilight" on Wii :D

:lol: :lol: :lol: oh my god! lol i have no clue what that is, but im pretty sure that althou i have faith that u can play a game...im not so sure you could stay on a horse...

As longs it matches my Lance :D

realy? yay!!!

time for church...ttyl

LadyW

12-30-2007, 07:05 PM

Please you are treading on my dreams :D
Yes... I am aren't I :D

Don't forget Kate Winslet, Angelina Jolie, Kate Bekinsale too :D
....
But what is it about them that attracts you Lote?
I am curious. :)

No way. We take our Battles to Holodeck and have the safeties off :D
Ah I am therefore satisfied...
Oh and also, why am I "unusual"? That is an interesting adjective indeed; not that I am complaining.

LadyW

12-30-2007, 07:06 PM

but, but, but... i do belive her...
:) What can I say, the girl has brains.

Lote-Tree

12-30-2007, 07:10 PM

But what is it about them that attracts you Lote?
I am curious. :)

Erm...Beauty :D

Lote-Tree

12-30-2007, 07:11 PM

:) What can I say, the girl has brains.

I am undecided on this yet...after all she does not know "Zelda - Princess of Twilight" and Wii console :D

LadyW

12-30-2007, 07:12 PM

Erm...Beauty :D
Hmm who would have guessed? :D
I mean which specific aspects of their appearance attract you.
I am very curious Lote.

LadyW

12-30-2007, 07:13 PM

I am undecided on this yet...after all she does not know "Zelda - Princess of Twilight" and Wii console :D
Good for her I say, she has not been poisoned by the gaming world...
:D

Lote-Tree

12-30-2007, 07:15 PM

i give in...i surrender...

See that was not difficult :D

I can resist everything except temptation :D

lol well save away, im always needing to be saved.

And I enjoy saving just like I saved LadyW from a life of Book Whacking :D

but, but, but... i do belive her...

You are unwise and I shall forgive for that :D

:lol: :lol: :lol: oh my god! lol i have no clue what that is, but im pretty sure that althou i have faith that u can play a game...im not so sure you could stay on a horse...

He he :D Why not? What makes you think I can't stay on a horse. My aunty used to own horses by the way :D

realy? yay!!!

The avatar has to be handsome - just like me ok:D

time for church...ttyl

At this time of the night?

Lote-Tree

12-30-2007, 07:16 PM

Hmm who would have guessed? :D
I mean which specific aspects of their appearance attract you.
I am very curious Lote.

Erm everything :D

LadyW

12-30-2007, 07:20 PM

At this time of the night?
Lote...:D She lives in Texas you berk, hahahaha

Erm everything :D
Oh come on Lote, you are boring me now.
Where is this passion you speak of?
Come on, get lively and tell me exactly why you find these women attractive?
What specific factors make them beautiful?
:D [OO I do sound interrogating... new career move perhaps?]

Lote-Tree

12-30-2007, 07:28 PM

Lote...:D She lives in Texas you berk, hahahaha

So it's 11.30 pm here...so she is either 6 hours a head...or behind....

So in either case it would be odd hours for church? or have got this church going all wrong :D

Oh come on Lote, you are boring me now.
Where is this passion you speak of?
Come on, get lively and tell me exactly why you find these women attractive?
What specific factors make them beautiful?
:D [OO I do sound interrogating... new career move perhaps?]

Gosh women! Beauty is Beauty!

It's like you asking me to describe the taste of water!

But if you want an objective answer - they all have Symmetry of the Form :D

LadyW

12-30-2007, 07:35 PM

Gosh women! Beauty is Beauty!

It's like you asking me to describe the taste of water!

But if you want an objective answer - they all have Symmetry of the Form :D

Beauty can be described as just Beauty?
Is it not intricate and diverse; differing in each individual who bears it?
Symmetry of form...
Ah, so if a rather large man/or woman has one tree trunk thigh and another one to match - he/she is beautiful???
:lol: (It begins again)

Lote-Tree

12-30-2007, 07:37 PM

Beauty can be described as just Beauty?
Is it not intricate and diverse; differing in each individual who bears it?
Symmetry of form...
Ah, so if a rather large man/or woman has one tree trunk thigh and another one to match - he/she is beautiful???
:lol: (It begins again)

LadyW...I have to go now... :-(

Later lassie later :D

LadyW

12-30-2007, 07:39 PM

LadyW...I have to go now... :-(

Later lassie later :D

Shame :(
For I am eager to persue this conversation.
Sweet dreams for now Lote-Tree.
Remember, one eye open. Like this guy> ;)

Sweets America

12-30-2007, 07:41 PM

Oh No Lote! Don't go, I had a gift for you!

http://psp-news.dcemu.co.uk/files/Jessica_Alba_2006_Calendar.jpg

Enjoy! :D

LadyW

12-30-2007, 07:44 PM

Oh No Lote! Don't go, I had a gift for you!

http://psp-news.dcemu.co.uk/files/Jessica_Alba_2006_Calendar.jpg

Enjoy! :D

:blush: She wants to be taken as a serious actress... hmph!
Sweets, you cut me deep... now you're provoking the man.
:lol:

Sweets America

12-30-2007, 07:47 PM

:blush: She wants to be taken as a serious actress... hmph!
Sweets, you cut me deep... now you're provoking the man.
:lol:

Lol, but she looks good I think. I'm sure he will appreciate my gift. :D
Oh Lote, someday the bed on which she is will be YOUR BED!!! You will tell us how it goes, eh?? :p

Oh, another suggestion: it would be nice if you could take one pic of you in the nude so that I can send it to Jess. :D

LadyW

12-30-2007, 07:53 PM

Lol, but she looks good I think. I'm sure he will appreciate my gift. :D
Oh Lote, someday the bed on which she is will be YOUR BED!!! You will tell us how it goes, eh?? :p

Oh, another suggestion: it would be nice if you could take one pic of you in the nude so that I can send it to Jess. :D

I am sure he will indeed sweets...
Yes she does look good there; I wonder what she was thinking when they took that photo...
Lote!? Nuuude!? :lol:
At least get his lance censored.

Sweets America

12-30-2007, 07:57 PM

I am sure he will indeed sweets...
Yes she does look good there; I wonder what she was thinking when they took that photo...
Lote!? Nuuude!? :lol:
At least get his lance censored.

But, But! What a question! Of course she was thinking of The Great Lote when she took that picture! :D This is obvious. You can see she is already drooling and waiting for him.

His lance?! I thought it was a needle? :D We should have no problem hiding it behind a blanket. :p And, with some luck, if it's a little cold, we won't even need any blanket. :)

Pfff, when I think that this damn Lote left just when I was offering him a present! I should offer it to someone else! :D

LadyW

12-30-2007, 08:05 PM

But, But! What a question! Of course she was thinking of The Great Lote when she took that picture! :D This is obvious. You can see she is already drooling and waiting for him.
Ah yes you can just see it in her glazed over eyes... :lol:

His lance?! I thought it was a needle? :D We should have no problem hiding it behind a blanket. :p And, with some luck, if it's a little cold, we won't even need any blanket. :)
Firstly, what do you mean "we"? Hahaha I am not going anywhere near Lote's lance, I shall leave the covering up to you dear :)
I doubt we shall need a blanket or the cold...
:lol: (Very funny by the way Sweets, you had me laughing there =])

Pfff, when I think that this damn Lote left just when I was offering him a present! I should offer it to someone else! :D
Send it to another fool who has joined the Jessica Alba band wagon...
I'm sure it will become very useful...
:)

Sweets America

12-30-2007, 08:13 PM

Firstly, what do you mean "we"? Hahaha I am not going anywhere near Lote's lance, I shall leave the covering up to you dear :)
I doubt we shall need a blanket or the cold...
:lol: (Very funny by the way Sweets, you had me laughing there =])

Oh come on! You can help me to take that damn picture! You won't even SEE Lote's needle, I promise. :D It is just a very very thin needle, not a long snake! :)
Ah, I cannot send the Jess pic to another fool because Lote would never forgive me, and then he would ban me from his fan club and I would never get this autograph from him. :( :p

Lote? Lote? While you are currently sleeping, Jess is waiting for you, ready to be shown your wonderful horse-riding talents. :D
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1392/907451709_4a283e6329.jpg

Oh Lote, can you see how she wants you already????:D