Lote-Tree's Fan Club

[LadyW]

Oh come on! You can help me to take that damn picture! You won't even SEE Lote's needle, I promise. :D It is just a very very thin needle, not a long snake! :)
Ah, I cannot send the Jess pic to another fool because Lote would never forgive me, and then he would ban me from his fan club and I would never get this autograph from him. :( :p

Lote? Lote? While you are currently sleeping, Jess is waiting for you, ready to be shown your wonderful horse-riding talents. :D
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1392/907451709_4a283e6329.jpg

Oh Lote, can you see how she wants you already????:D

I will comply only after extreme physical torture and even then I request a blindfold, the only part I shall play is the pressing of the camera button. Once he is dressed I will then be expecting 3 free whacks with my book. Deal?
As it happens, Lote is scared of snakes so it is a good job he has his needle in place of this.
Jessica is actually throwing up in a toilet right now due to morning sickness :) much to your delight eh Lote?
Awwh Sweets, you shall get your autograph one day, of that I am sure. Lote has a forgiving soul does he not?
:)
See you tomorrow.
Nitenite.

[Sweets America]

I will comply only after extreme physical torture and even then I request a blindfold, the only part I shall play is the pressing of the camera button. Once he is dressed I will then be expecting 3 free whacks with my book. Deal?
As it happens, Lote is scared of snakes so it is a good job he has his needle in place of this.
Jessica is actually throwing up in a toilet right now due to morning sickness :) much to your delight eh Lote?
Awwh Sweets, you shall get your autograph one day, of that I am sure. Lote has a forgiving soul does he not?
:)
See you tomorrow.
Nitenite.

Eheheh. :D Ok, I will prepare Lote and the cover and you will press the camera button. We have to take a great picture. But, since we all know that Lote is wonderfully handsome, it should be ok. :p
So you want to whack him? Ok...but not too hard. Do not forget that he is a very fragile little tree. This is nice that you want to do that only when he is dressed, because I am not sure that a red butt would have looked nice on the picture. :D
Also please do NOT steal his clothes while he is naked. But...now that I think about it, it shouldn't be a problem to him since he said that people usually walk naked around where he lives. :D
I know Lote is a forgiving soul. This is one of his numerous qualities. :D I'll have to remember to tell that to Jessica. :D

I'm going to bed too. See you tomorrow!

[stephofthenight]

See that was not difficult :D

hmmph! that is a matter of opinon...

I can resist everything except temptation :D

ah-ha so the almighty lote has reviled his weakness, that could be fun:)




And I enjoy saving just like I saved LadyW from a life of Book Whacking :D

no you only think you saved her from book whacking, you see she is realy just waiting in the dark to whack you once you let your guard down, she is to free spirited to be tamed.




You are unwise and I shall forgive for that :D
lol maybe, maybe not... ill call u unwise and forgive you when you let YOUR guard down and YOU get whacked with a book. lol.




He he :D Why not? What makes you think I can't stay on a horse. My aunty used to own horses by the way :D
and i do not have time for video games running a farm, and doing school, working at the church and taking college classes. no time for games sorry to dissapoint you lote :bawling: maybe ill go get a wii and try this game out.:idea: lol.
and well erm, i just cant see it doll... what kind of horses? what was there specialty? racing or show? sorry i love horses...



The avatar has to be handsome - just like me ok:D I GOT IT!!!! its perfect... http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o307/wabbithor/63011645.jpg
the likness is stunning!!! hairyness and all! :lol: jk jk lote



At this time of the night?
yeah we have morning service on sundays from 8-12 and night service on sunday and wendsday from 6-9

[LadyW]

no you only think you saved her from book whacking, you see she is realy just waiting in the dark to whack you once you let your guard down, she is to free spirited to be tamed.
I like this girl :)
She makes alot of sense.


I GOT IT!!!! its perfect... http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o307/wabbithor/63011645.jpg
the likness is stunning!!! hairyness and all! :lol: jk jk lote
:lol: Hahahahaha
Veryvery funny...
Lote, does it bear any resemblence?
Hey, kinda looks like my gran on a good day...

[LadyW]

So you want to whack him? Ok...but not too hard. Do not forget that he is a very fragile little tree. This is nice that you want to do that only when he is dressed, because I am not sure that a red butt would have looked nice on the picture. :D
:blush: Yes, the whacking shall only take place if he is fully clothed


Also please do NOT steal his clothes while he is naked.
:lol: I shall resist the temptation!
By the way I hope you are willing to provide the funds for my mental therapy after we have completed this project.


I know Lote is a forgiving soul. This is one of his numerous qualities. :D I'll have to remember to tell that to Jessica. :D
Hehe... I wonder, Lote what are you like with the kids?
:lol:

[thelastmelon]

How are you today, Lote? :p

[Lote-Tree]

Oh No Lote! Don't go, I had a gift for you!
Enjoy! :D

Thanks Sweetie that was nice of you :D



Oh Lote, someday the bed on which she is will be YOUR BED!!!


I shall have to console with that ;-(



Oh, another suggestion: it would be nice if you could take one pic of you in the nude so that I can send it to Jess. :D

I think it would be improper. She is having a baby! :D





At least get his lance censored.

That's a very good idea! We don't want women fainting over it :D





His lance?! I thought it was a needle? :D


Now now Sweetie no need for Envy! Freud was all wrong :D



Firstly, what do you mean "we"? Hahaha I am not going anywhere near Lote's lance, I shall leave the covering up to you dear :)


I see your one of the "I fancy your Lance" but "I will not Admit it type" :D



Lote? Lote? While you are currently sleeping, Jess is waiting for you, ready to be shown your wonderful horse-riding talents. :D
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1392/907451709_4a283e6329.jpg


Which film is that pic from? :D


ah-ha so the almighty lote has reviled his weakness, that could be fun:)


Sadly we all have our weaknesses :-(



she is to free spirited to be tamed.


Don't worry lassie. She will be tamed. I have a cunning plan for taming LadyW :D



and i do not have time for video games running a farm, and doing school, working at the church and taking college classes. no time for games sorry to dissapoint you lote :bawling: maybe ill go get a wii and try this game out.:idea: lol.


You are one busy women! How do you still manage to find time and come on to this forum? :D

By the way average age of gamers is 35 these days. So it's no longer a kid's stuff :D



and well erm, i just cant see it doll... what kind of horses? what was there specialty? racing or show? sorry i love horses...


They were race horses. It was long time ago. I was about 5. she used to race them in the yearly harvest festival...I used to be dead scared of them! :D



I GOT IT!!!! its perfect... http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o307/wabbithor/63011645.jpg
the likness is stunning!!! hairyness and all! :lol: jk jk lote


But lassie I am completely hairless :D


How are you today, Lote? :p

Morning Lastmelon. I am fine thanks and you?

[thelastmelon]

Morning Lastmelon. I am fine thanks and you?

I'm alright. I have a cold, but who cares? :p
What are your plans for tonight, New Year's Eve? Anything fun?

[Lote-Tree]

I'm alright. I have a cold, but who cares? :p

Cold? that's too bad! I go nuts when I get a cold :-(

Who cares? We do lassie we do here :D



What are your plans for tonight, New Year's Eve? Anything fun?

The usual Count Down to the New Year and fireworks :D

And making Resolutions that I will not ever keep :D

[thelastmelon]

The usual Count Down to the New Year and fireworks :D

And making Resolutions that I will not ever keep :D

What resolutions will be un-kept for next year then? :D
I never keep them either, so maybe I won't make any this year.

I've only been able to keep them once, when I wanted to stop biting my nails, but that was a long time ago, and since then.. I've not kept a single one.

[Lote-Tree]

What resolutions will be un-kept for next year then? :D


Be a nice person mainly :D

Improve myself.
Pass my English Exam.
Write a book.
Finish my drawings and paintings.
Resume my keyboard playing.
Write a piece of music.
Learn to play a simple melody on the Violin.
Improve my Badminton and Squash playing
Win the Nobel Prize
Build a space rocket.
Journey to Mars
Be the Prime Minister of the UK
Take over the world...etc etc...etc.. :D

[thelastmelon]

Be a nice person mainly :D

Improve myself.
Pass my English Exam.
Write a book.
Finish my drawings and paintings.
Resume my keyboard playing.
Write a piece of music.
Learn to play a simple melody on the Violin.
Improve my Badminton and Squash playing
Win the Nobel Prize
Build a space rocket.
Journey to Mars
Be the Prime Minister of the UK
Take over the world...etc etc...etc.. :D

Should be too hard! Can I join you in taking over the world?
I have a fork I could use as a weapon, and fight!

[LadyW]

That's a very good idea! We don't want women fainting over it :D
After a strenuous fit of laughter caused by the abnormally small size.


I see your one of the "I fancy your Lance" but "I will not Admit it type" :D
Ha-ha-ha! ;) There's a type with that title? No Lote, I donot "fancy your lance" you can sleep soundly tonight.



Which film is that pic from? :D
Sin City... more serious acting. :lol:



Don't worry lassie. She will be tamed. I have a cunning plan for taming LadyW :D
Ah good, I can hardly wait!
Tell me, when will you execute this plan?



They were race horses. It was long time ago. I was about 5.
Back in the 1800's...
:D

[Lote-Tree]

Should be too hard! Can I join you in taking over the world?


You into Taking Over the World? :D



I have a fork I could use as a weapon, and fight!

Fighting? That's old hat! We shall take over the world using a Cunning Plan :D

[LadyW]

Fighting? That's old hat! We shall take over the world using a Cunning Plan :D
Put your money where your mouth is dear Lote :D

[Lote-Tree]

After a strenuous fit of laughter caused by the abnormally small size.


My jokes have that kind of effect LadyW. I hope you don't die of laughter. I will miss you and all that if that happened and besides whom I am going to practice my lancing with if you were to die :D




No Lote, I donot "fancy your lance" you can sleep soundly tonight.


As I said Freud was wrong! But admission is the first part to a cure :D



Tell me, when will you execute this plan?


If I tell you it now - it won't be cunning would it :D

[LadyW]

My jokes have that kind of effect LadyW. I hope you don't die of laughter. I will miss you and all that if that happened and besides whom I am going to practice my lancing with if you were to die :D

Rest assured, I am not going anywhere Lote-Tree. I told you before, I am like the terminator :D I embody all the charms of Arnie hehehe.
Yes you would be all alone with your lance :( and no doubt your skills would faulter due to lack of practice.


If I tell you it now - it won't be cunning would it :D
I suppose so...
I am rather excited though, it should be highly amusing to watch your efforts Lote.
I just hope you donot dissappoint me :)

[thelastmelon]

You into Taking Over the World? :D

Fighting? That's old hat! We shall take over the world using a Cunning Plan :D

I'd love to take over the world. I'd want to be a boombastic woman that everyone's scared of (cause noone is now!). But I'd want to do some fork-fighting, so please allow some of that in your plan.

[Sweets America]

My jokes have that kind of effect LadyW. I hope you don't die of laughter. I will miss you and all that if that happened and besides whom I am going to practice my lancing with if you were to die :D

Oh, I would still be there, Dear Lote. :D Plus all your fan club would be there. We would help you to prepare your lance for the encounter with Jessica. :D Aren't we nice?

[Lote-Tree]

Rest assured, I am not going anywhere Lote-Tree.


A good! More fun to be had :D



I told you before, I am like the terminator :D I embody all the charms of Arnie hehehe.


I am Wolverine. I instantly heal Miss Terminator :D



Yes you would be all alone with your lance :( and no doubt your skills would faulter due to lack of practice.


I build a replica of you from cardboard boxes or if you are lucky build a robot that resembles you :D




I am rather excited though, it should be highly amusing to watch your efforts Lote.


Always :D



I just hope you donot dissappoint me :)

If you are then it must be yourself to blame :D




I'd love to take over the world.

You are serious aren't you? O my god! And you got a cat already! Villainy and cats go hand in hand :D



I'd want to be a boombastic woman that everyone's scared of (cause noone is now!).


I am now lastmelon :D



But I'd want to do some fork-fighting, so please allow some of that in your plan.

Perhaps you can use it on LadyW? :D

[LadyW]

A good! More fun to be had :D
Indeed ;)


I am Wolverine. I instantly heal Miss Terminator :D
Well I do spot a dead end here; you will heal instantly and I will always "be back". :D Who would emerge victorious if we were ever to have the deciding battle... Do you look anything like Hugh Jackman by any chance?


I build a replica of you from cardboard boxes or if you are lucky build a robot that resembles you :D
From cardboard boxes? You may have extreme difficulty there, I am certainly no robot... I'm far too complex :D.



Perhaps you can use it on LadyW? :D
Hmph! Victimised... *sniffle*
No I do think she has a little more sense than that Lote.
Although the idea of being poked with a fork is rather daunting.

[thelastmelon]

Perhaps you can use it on LadyW? :D

Sounds like a deal!
Just tell me when I should get the fork and I will. :p

She might fight back though, since she has more sense than I do.

[LadyW]

Sounds like a deal!
Just tell me when I should get the fork and I will. :p

She might fight back though, since she has more sense than I do.

I feel betrayed... :)
Lote, this is all your doing you villain!
:lol:

[Lote-Tree]

Well I do spot a dead end here; you will heal instantly and I will always "be back". :D Who would emerge victorious if we were ever to have the deciding battle...


"I will back" will be a nuisance but tolerable just like one tolerates a toothache I guess :D



Do you look anything like Hugh Jackman by any chance?


No. I am not hairy! :D



I'm far too complex :D.


Perhaps in way you are indeed complex. All women are complex they are like Rubiks Cube without a solution :D




Although the idea of being poked with a fork is rather daunting.

It should be! She means it :D

[Lote-Tree]

Sounds like a deal!
Just tell me when I should get the fork and I will. :p

She might fight back though, since she has more sense than I do.

Ah an Ally! Bueno!

LadyW will be now quivering in her knickers!

[LadyW]

"I will back" will be a nuisance but tolerable just like one tolerates a toothache I guess :D
I am just a mere ache now am I?
Well... we shall see Lote. I wonder what your opinion will be once I have you cornered with my ever-growing book.
:lol:



Perhaps in way you are indeed complex. All women are complex they are like Rubiks Cube without a solution :D
Haha you must have met some very great women then because some in my aquaintance are so painfully simple. :)



LadyW will be now quivering in her knickers!
:lol: Ha ha ha.
No, for I am certain that the girl is merely fooling you - she is really on my side here Lote.
I would watch out if I were you Lote :D with comments like that you may have to start protecting your lance...

[Lote-Tree]

Oh, I would still be there, Dear Lote. :D Plus all your fan club would be there. We would help you to prepare your lance for the encounter with Jessica. :D Aren't we nice?

Another Ally LadW...start buying lots of undies... :D

[Lote-Tree]

I am just a mere ache now am I?

A lovely tooth-ache. A toothache you want to hang on to as long as you can :D



Haha you must have met some very great women then because some in my aquaintance are so painfully simple. :)


You dolls don't count LadyW :D

[LadyW]

A lovely tooth-ache. A toothache you want to hang on to as long as you can :D
Im touched, truely... :) haha


You dolls don't count LadyW :D
Haha you are mistaken... At the age of about... 6 I received a couple of Barbie dolls from some relatives for my birthday. Apparently I sold them to my friend across the road and claimed I didn't like Barbie dolls.
Sign of things to come?
Indeed!
:D

[Lote-Tree]

Im touched, truely... :) haha


You might want to wash the bit that was touched! :D You don't want to catch any infection of humour from me do you? ;-) :D




Haha you are mistaken... At the age of about... 6 I received a couple of Barbie dolls from some relatives for my birthday. Apparently I sold them to my friend across the road and claimed I didn't like Barbie dolls.
Sign of things to come?
Indeed!
:D

You are a very Enterprising Lady Arn't you and from such a young age? :D

Bueno! :D

[LadyW]

You might want to wash the bit that was touched! :D You don't want to catch any infection of humour from me do you? ;-) :D
I am immune ;)


You are a very Enterprising Lady Arn't you and from such a young age? :D
Bueno! :D
Ha ha yes I would like to think so...
Pray tell, what were you like as a child Lote?
:D

[Lote-Tree]

I am immune ;)


In that case I shall wash my own hands - just in case :D I can't take any chances :D



Ha ha yes I would like to think so...
Pray tell, what were you like as a child Lote?
:D

Very Mischevious! :D

[LadyW]

In that case I shall wash my own hands - just in case :D I can't take any chances :D
Probablly best... wouldn't want you to catch the Book Whacker Virus ;)


Very Mischevious! :D
I can imagine!
I was a very obedient, well behaved child actually...
A little bit of a push over but I could always win a fight should anyone try to strike me :lol:

I almost forgot about our conversation last night. I want to know why you think Jessica Alba (&co) are beautiful?

[muhsin]

I go for number 1 and 8. LOL:lol:

[Lote-Tree]

Probablly best... wouldn't want you to catch the Book Whacker Virus ;)


God forbid :D I shall stick with my Lancing. I enjoy that very much :D



I was a very obedient, well behaved child actually...
A little bit of a push over but I could always win a fight should anyone try to strike me :lol:


Bit of a Tom Boy?



I almost forgot about our conversation last night. I want to know why you think Jessica Alba (&co) are beautiful?

Hey you said she was beatiful too :D

So whats there to add? :D



I go for number 1 and 8. LOL:lol:

Good chappy. You can have a Free Lote-Tree T-Shirt :D

[mmanuelap]

hey guys! :)
I haven't been online for a while, but I just passed by to wish a happy new year to everyone! :D
I'm going to the beach in a few hours and I'll be back around January 7th :lol:

soo, see you then! :D

[Sweets America]

hey guys! :)
I haven't been online for a while, but I just passed by to wish a happy new year to everyone! :D
I'm going to the beach in a few hours and I'll be back around January 7th :lol:

soo, see you then! :D

Happy new year to you too! God, you are going to the beach and you won't stop swimming until January the 7th???:D

[mmanuelap]

Happy new year to you too! God, you are going to the beach and you won't stop swimming until January the 7th???:D

haha! actually I'll come home january 5th during the afternoon, but at 8 AM, january the 6th, I'm going to a city called Salvador, here in Brazil, with a friend of mine. So I'll only be able to come to the computer on january the 7th haha! :lol:

[Sweets America]

haha! actually I'll come home january 5th during the afternoon, but at 8 AM, january the 6th, I'm going to a city called Salvador, here in Brazil, with a friend of mine. So I'll only be able to come to the computer on january the 7th haha! :lol:

That reassures me. :D :lol:
But, well, who knows, you could have been a wonderful swimmer. :D

[Lote-Tree]

hey guys! :)
I haven't been online for a while, but I just passed by to wish a happy new year to everyone! :D
I'm going to the beach in a few hours and I'll be back around January 7th :lol:

soo, see you then! :D


Thanks mmanuellap!

Have a nice holiday because when you get back - there will be a battle.

And you will have to decide who your friends are - who could amuse you most!


LadyW is already gathering her books and ready to strike.


So rest on your holiday...There Will be War here :D

Perhaps you could practice some drowning techniques...I heard LadyW can't swim... ;-)

[LadyW]

Bit of a Tom Boy?
Not really. I was a little geek. Unpopular but nice. :D

[LadyW]

Thanks mmanuellap!

Have a nice holiday because when you get back - there will be a battle.

And you will have to decide who your friends are - who could amuse you most!


LadyW is already gathering her books and ready to strike.


So rest on your holiday...There Will be War here :D

Perhaps you could practice some drowning techniques...I heard LadyW can't swim... ;-)

I can swim perfectly well thankyou very much :D You cheeky devil...
In fact I swim rather fast, I highly doubt you could keep up with me.
War eh? I am looking forward to it. Although I do pity you slightly... It must be rather degrading walking into a battle with full knowledge that I will win.
:lol
Get lancing boy.
:p

[Lote-Tree]

Unpopular but nice. :D

Let us be the Judge of this "niceness" you speak of ;-) :D

[Lote-Tree]

You cheeky devil...


Now now LadyW...don't invoke the Devil. You need seek God's help ;-) :D

[LadyW]

Let us be the Judge of this "niceness" you speak of ;-) :D
Hahaha Lote my friend, when have I ever given you reason to think otherwise? :D
I am a poor innocent girl with arnie-charms and a book in my hand that sometimes has a mind of its own. :p

[LadyW]

Now now LadyW...don't invoke the Devil. You need seek God's help ;-) :D

Me and God are in this together Lote-Tree ;)
Although you are going to lose this war, I have to hand it to you, your skills at grabbing my attention and provoking reactions are excellent.
:D

[Lote-Tree]

Me and God are in this together Lote-Tree ;)

Then there is hope whether you win or lose :D



Although you are going to lose this war, I have to hand it to you, your skills at grabbing my attention and provoking reactions are excellent.
:D

I am after all, as Virgil said "Attention Seeker" :D

But thanks anyway...you too are yawningly amusing :yawnb: :D

Just kiddin :D

[LadyW]

Then there is hope whether you win or lose :D

I am after all, as Virgil said "Attention Seeker" :D

But thanks anyway...you too are yawningly amusing :yawnb: :D

Just kiddin :D
Haha you better be Lote... Or I'll be after you.
No you're not an attention seeker.
See you later ;)

[LadyW]

Hello Lote :)
Always nice to pop by your "fan page"... *ahem.*
Anyway, I was just recently listening to a song on the radio.
I cannot understand why but it just reminds me of you.
Please spare some time to listen to it ALL the way through [as it is the last part of the song where I had this strange thought].
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWwBkA0GqaY
Thanks.

[Lote-Tree]

Hello Lote :)
Always nice to pop by your "fan page"... *ahem.*


And it always nice to see yours and everyone's comments :D



Anyway, I was just recently listening to a song on the radio.
I cannot understand why but it just reminds me of you.
Please spare some time to listen to it ALL the way through [as it is the last part of the song where I had this strange thought].
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWwBkA0GqaY
Thanks.
[/quote]

He he :D I shall but I will have to wait till wednesday as I am unable to download this currently.

[LadyW]

He he :D I shall but I will have to wait till wednesday as I am unable to download this currently.
:) Well make sure you do. It is the strangest thing... how does a song remind you of a person? Ah well, if anything, it is a very good song.

[stephofthenight]

Sadly we all have our weaknesses :-(
lol, maybe...but some of us are smart enough not to post them on lit-net:lol:




Don't worry lassie. She will be tamed. I have a cunning plan for taming LadyW :D sorry babe, i just dont see that happening...when world peace is acomplished completely than i will belive u have maybe a 5% chance of taming her...shes too much like me for that. yay ladyw





You are one busy women! How do you still manage to find time and come on to this forum? :D before i leave to the barn, i just came home from a church lock in and im about to pass out lol, 13 rockstars...4 starbucks...



By the way average age of gamers is 35 these days. So it's no longer a kid's stuff :D lol good, i was never verry good at it :D althou my parents cant even operate the tv lol.





They were race horses. It was long time ago. I was about 5. she used to race them in the yearly harvest festival...I used to be dead scared of them! :D
no way!!!! how can you be scared of a horse...they are like harmless. there big babys as long as they like you...tempermental and full of it sometimes but never should someone be scared of them they are way too pretty... yay racing horses...




But lassie I am completely hairless :D
so you say... im sure if that guy went through 12 razors a day he would be hairless to...jk lote...


OMG its like wayyyyyyy to cold...its 50 degrees...and its colddddddd...like brrrrr. i think ill cry now... i miss my warm weather... so yeah, how was everyones new year, what resolutions do you have...


...oh yeah...

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING SUNSHINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Lote-Tree]

lol, maybe...but some of us are smart enough not to post them on lit-net:lol:


He he :D Perhaps not. I guess I am not smart enough :D


u have maybe a 5% chance of taming her...shes too much like me for that. yay ladyw


Ah all the better. Bigger the challenge the better the rewards :D



before i leave to the barn, i just came home from a church lock in and im about to pass out lol, 13 rockstars...4 starbucks...


You remind of my grandmother...not in age way! The stamina! My gran used to be always working on something!



lol good, i was never verry good at it :D althou my parents cant even operate the tv lol.


But now you know Computer Games are not for kids anymore! And it's a big business :D



no way!!!! how can you be scared of a horse...they are like harmless.


I was only 5! And I was made to sit on it! ;-(



so you say... im sure if that guy went through 12 razors a day he would be hairless to...jk lote...


He he :D No seriously I am not hairy like most men.



what resolutions do you have...


The usual...take over the world, bring peace etc... :D

[LadyW]

Ah all the better. Bigger the challenge the better the rewards :D
Indeed :) Unfortunately I am faced with a rather weak opponent eh Lote?
Just kidding.


:D No seriously I am not hairy like most men.
This is Lote at the ripe age of 63 trying to tell us all that he missed puberty completely ;)
I kid, I kid.

[Lote-Tree]

Indeed :) Unfortunately I am faced with a rather weak opponent eh Lote?
Just kidding.


Never under-estimate your opponent :D



This is Lote at the ripe age of 63 trying to tell us all that he missed puberty completely ;)I kid, I kid.

He he :D

[LadyW]

Never under-estimate your opponent :D
I shall try not to but it is tempting Lote :D Oh - so - tempting.
Especially when it is clear to see that your lancing is no match for my whacking dear...
How did you spend your New Years day then?

[Lote-Tree]

How did you spend your New Years day then?

Liberating the land of Hyrule from the Shadows in Zelda - The Twilight Princess :D

How did you spend yours?

Drunk as a skunk? :D

[LadyW]

Liberating the land of Hyrule from the Shadows in Zelda - The Twilight Princess :D

How did you spend yours?

Drunk as a skunk? :D

Ha ha ha :lol: awwh you little geek...
:blush: I am appauled at such a suggestion. Lote, I do not drink...alot.
:lol:
No in all honesty I was with my family at an annual buffet with just the odd glass of wine.
Zelda? ...blah
Family feast? INTENSE!
I don't get out much do I...

[Lote-Tree]

Ha ha ha :lol: awwh you little geek...


He he :D someone has to Liberate those poor souls from the Evil Shadows :D
I am after all Sir LanceLote



:blush: I am appauled at such a suggestion. Lote, I do not drink...alot.
:lol:


That is hard to believe! You are student arn't you! Drunk as skunk :D



No in all honesty I was with my family at an annual buffet with just the odd glass of wine.
Zelda? ...blah
Family feast? INTENSE!


Off course free food is always a interesting to a student. And buffet is better than can of beans :D



I don't get out much do I...

I told you you need to put down that heavy book :D
And take up Aventuring in the Land of Zelda :D

[LadyW]

I am after all Sir LanceLote
Haha do you wear the armour and ride on your noble steed?


That is hard to believe! You are student arn't you! Drunk as skunk :D
I am not your average student though Lote.
:)


Off course free food is always a interesting to a student. And buffet is better than can of beans :D
Are you kidding!? A can of beans is a blessing compared to scrounging through bins outside Mcdonalds :P Besides... beans are a good source of protein.



I told you you need to put down that heavy book :D
And take up Aventuring in the Land of Zelda :D
I am loyal to the book Lote :P
Lord knows what will happen if I am let loose without a book in my hand.

[Lote-Tree]

Haha do you wear the armour and ride on your noble steed?


Yes! Armour, sword, shield, bow and arrow :D



I am not your average student though Lote.
:)


Bueno!



Are you kidding!? A can of beans is a blessing compared to scrounging through bins outside Mcdonalds :P Besides... beans are a good source of protein.


He he :D Yes. Good source of protein and gas :D



I am loyal to the book Lote :P
Lord knows what will happen if I am let loose without a book in my hand.

You are missing out LadyW :D

Just imagine adventuring in lush countryside and seeking out lost castles and hidden treasures and rescuing damsels in distress :D

So come and take up armour and adventure in the land of the shadows :D


Anyway I have to go now LadyW...beauty sleep again...

Laters lassie...

Good night. Sweet dreams :D

[LadyW]

Yes! Armour, sword, shield, bow and arrow :D
Wow Lote... that is just so... I mean Wow.
It's just so... HILARIOUS HAHAHAHAHA.
:lol: Imagine that... ooo.



and rescuing damsels in distress :D
So come and take up armour and adventure in the land of the shadows :D
Haha, the only damsel I will ever have to rescue, is you Lote. ;)
I think I shall pass thankyou.



Anyway I have to go now LadyW...beauty sleep again...
Laters lassie...
Good night. Sweet dreams :D
Haha time for dressing gown and hot milk eh?
You big softie.
Sweet Dreams LanceLote :thumbs_up

[Sweets America]

Haha, the only damsel I will ever have to rescue, is you Lote. ;)

Eheheh, I like this. :lol:

[stephofthenight]

Yes! Armour, sword, shield, bow and arrow :D except for the steed... maybe you should ride a llama insted?


Ah all the better. Bigger the challenge the better the rewards :D

:blush: lol i shall leave this one alone for the fact that it could be taken many ways.



You remind of my grandmother...not in age way! The stamina! My gran used to be always working on something!
yay, gran's always make good food, thats where i learned to cook lol. and well if your already busy upon a task you semi-enjoy you wont be assigned one you hate:D




I was only 5! And I was made to sit on it! ;-(

you wouldnt have made it with my mother than... i was on a horse before i could walk... i guess being raised around them full time i just never got the chance to be scared of them...



He he :D No seriously I am not hairy like most men.

i will belive that one day...just not today...or tommrow...maybe the next day.



The usual...take over the world, bring peace etc... :D

sorry lote the world is mine!!! and you may not have it, i will promote ladyw to my millitary leader and assemble a book-whaking army of which she comands(u can have hawii)!!!!!! and than and the world is mineeeeeeeeeeeeee...(minus hawaii of course) :lol: fun fun... guys new years resoultions are like way diffrent than girls... i dont think i know a single guy whos new year R is to lose weight..hmm why is this i wonder?

mmhm. night night lote... get lots of sleep...

[Lote-Tree]

Wow Lote... that is just so... I mean Wow.
It's just so... HILARIOUS HAHAHAHAHA.


Hilarious? ;-( Without them lassie you will get skewered by the Goblins on the Goron Mines!

I see Land of the Hyrule will remain in Shadows with you in charge! Good job they have Sir LanceLote to save them :D



Haha, the only damsel I will ever have to rescue, is you Lote. ;)


I don't mind being saved! Even Loise Lane saved superman in the latest movie.

I think it is about time you girls started taking charge of yourself instead of getting kidnapped by Aliens, Criminals Master Minds and Goblins! :D


except for the steed... maybe you should ride a llama insted?


My steed is the High Breed of the Land of Hyrule Horse Clans :D Llama it aint ;-)



:blush: lol i shall leave this one alone for the fact that it could be taken many ways.


He he :D Please don't corrupt me! I am a simple guy ;-) :D



sorry lote the world is mine!!! and you may not have it, i will promote ladyw to my millitary leader and assemble a book-whaking army of which she comands(u can have hawii)!!!!!! and than and the world is mineeeeeeeeeeeeee...(minus hawaii of course) :lol: fun fun...


I see it's going to be a tough task taking over the world. I guess it's another challenge! :D LadyW's Book Whacking Army will melt when she sees the lances of my Army :D



i dont think i know a single guy whos new year R is to lose weight..hmm why is this i wonder?


It's our gift :D

[LadyW]

Hilarious? ;-( Without them lassie you will get skewered by the Goblins on the Goron Mines!

:D I have bigger fish to fry Lote


I see Land of the Hyrule will remain in Shadows with you in charge! Good job they have Sir LanceLote to save them :D

And Lord help them all :lol: I kid.



I don't mind being saved! Even Loise Lane saved superman in the latest movie.
I think it is about time you girls started taking charge of yourself instead of getting kidnapped by Aliens, Criminals Master Minds and Goblins! :D

Exactly thats what I've been saying all along. But yes, you would play the role of the helpless damsel very well I expect.
The only thing is... whenever you have a fictional kick-*** female, they always look so provocative and in games in particular they're exceptionally big breasted.
Not against breasts or anything but with the size of them compared to their tiny bodies it's a little unrealistic..and impractical considering all the physical activity in gaming.


I see it's going to be a tough task taking over the world. I guess it's another challenge! :D LadyW's Book Whacking Army will melt when she sees the lances of my Army :D

I am so scared.... really I am just quaking in my boots.
:lol: hehe

[Lote-Tree]

And Lord help them all :lol: I kid.


People of Hyrule have already given me the Title of Lord :D



Exactly thats what I've been saying all along. But yes, you would play the role of the helpless damsel very well I expect.


Always because I am a good Actor :D



The only thing is... whenever you have a fictional kick-*** female, they always look so provocative and in games in particular they're exceptionally big breasted.


And men have Exceptionally larege Chest and Muscular body? So there is no need to be Envious :D



and impractical considering all the physical activity in gaming.


So are the Big Monsters in the Games - quite impractical :D

[LadyW]

Always because I am a good Actor :D
O really now? :D


And men have Exceptionally larege Chest and Muscular body? So there is no need to be Envious :D
Ah no, I am never envious...
Yes I realise that but that doesn't prevent them from doing w/e it is they have to do.
Whereas with the abnormally large breasted females with stick think bodies may have a bit of trouble running and climbing etc. because of the sheer size of them.


So are the Big Monsters in the Games - quite impractical :D
They just ruin the game don't they....:lol:
Tell me, which games do you like then?
[Not that I play alot but I have alot of my friends do so I have become quite familiar with them.]

[Lote-Tree]

Ah no, I am never envious...
Yes I realise that but that doesn't prevent them from doing w/e it is they have to do.


You try climbing up the ladder with a Massive Chest! or run after a pesky Goblin! ;-)



Whereas with the abnormally large breasted females with stick think bodies may have a bit of trouble running and climbing etc.


Just as a man with Extremely Muscluar body! World Strongest men don't make good runners by the way ;-)



Tell me, which games do you like then?


I like Adventure Type Games like Zelda.

And Multiplayer games like Quake and Unreal.

[LadyW]

You try climbing up the ladder with a Massive Chest! or run after a pesky Goblin! ;-)

Haha are you speaking from experience Lote? ;)


I like Adventure Type Games like Zelda.
And Multiplayer games like Quake and Unreal.

I haven't had the pleasure of playing on any of those. But I am "fortunate" enough to have watched my friends and brother play on Call of Duty, Gears of War, Ghost Recon, Fifa 08 and (my personal favourite) Lego StarWars on countless occasions...

[Lote-Tree]

Haha are you speaking from experience Lote? ;)


Yes. Lots :D



I haven't had the pleasure of playing on any of those.


Because you are boring? :D



But I am "fortunate" enough to have watched my friends and brother play on Call of Duty, Gears of War, Ghost Recon, Fifa 08 and (my personal favourite) Lego StarWars on countless occasions...
[/quote]

Those are good games except Fifa 08 cause I hate football games and racing games ;-)

[LadyW]

Yes. Lots :D
They should make a film about you... :lol:
Hmm... who would play you though?


Because you are boring? :D
Haha :O Wounded...
I am not boring at all, I would like to think Im rather exciting :D


Those are good games except Fifa 08 cause I hate football games and racing games ;-)
Join the club...;)
I'm not a big gamer though. In all honesty, I suck at most of them with the exception of Lego Star Wars which is probablly the easiest one from my list :D

[Lote-Tree]

They should make a film about you... :lol:
Hmm... who would play you though?


I think I could manage that ;-)



Haha :O Wounded...


I told you my Lance can wound :D Here have some my Wolverine Power of Healing :D There done!



I am not boring at all, I would like to think Im rather exciting :D


But how come you don't play computer games? :D They are for adults you know! average age 35. It's no longer kids stuff :D

I am saying you are missing out on a world of Adventure :D



I'm not a big gamer though.


I guess Book Whacking does not leave room for Games! But remember humanity reveals themselves in the games they play :D



In all honesty, I suck at most of them with the exception of Lego Star Wars which is probablly the easiest one from my list :D

You need practice lassie. Thats all :D

I suck at First Person shooters like Unreal or Quake - but it's fun to play :D

[LadyW]

I told you my Lance can wound :D Here have some my Wolverine Power of Healing :D There done!
Oh thankyou great being, how shall I ever repay you?
:lol:


But how come you don't play computer games? :D They are for adults you know! average age 35. It's no longer kids stuff :D
I dont really know to be honest :) There just seems to be so many other things to do. I am a very busy girl I'll have you know ;)



You need practice lassie. Thats all :D
I suck at First Person shooters like Unreal or Quake - but it's fun to play :D
Haha well thankyou very much for your advice Lote; I shall bear it in mind. I will try to become a gaming geek and will report back to you.

[Sweets America]

One video game I liked was called Crash Bandicoot, the leading character was a cute fox if I remember well. :D
When I was little I played with my brothers to a game where you were a guy with big muscles and you had to fight another guy with big muscles. It was funny and good for the nerves. :D

[Lote-Tree]

Oh thankyou great being, how shall I ever repay you?:lol:


A smile will do :D


I am a very busy girl I'll have you know ;)

Recreational nookie is not good for your mind, health or soul ;-) :D



Haha well thankyou very much for your advice Lote; I shall bear it in mind. I will try to become a gaming geek and will report back to you.
[/quote]

Great! Look forward to it! Then I can thrash you :D



One video game I liked was called Crash Bandicoot, the leading character was a cute fox if I remember well. :D


I love Crash Bandicoot :D



When I was little I played with my brothers to a game where you were a guy with big muscles and you had to fight another guy with big muscles. It was funny and good for the nerves. :D

I think you are talking about Tekken or Mortal Combat or may be DOA.

[LadyW]

A smile will do :D
Okay > :)


Great! Look forward to it! Then I can thrash you :D
Lote...
If I was blind, deaf, stupid, phsycotic, depressed, diseased and limbless, I would still beat you - at anything.
:) Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.
I'm off for my monthly shower, see you later.
:lol:

[Sweets America]

I love Crash Bandicoot :D



I think you are talking about Tekken or Mortal Combat or may be DOA.

Nice to see you love the fox too. :D I never owned the game though, I played with my cousin who had it. It was cool. Difficult though. There was this part of the game where you were on a very narrow path in the middle of space and I always fell. :(

Oh yes, it must be Mortal Combat!!! Or Tekken, why not? :p
It was nice to struggle and push all the buttons at the same time in a frantic way. :D :lol:

Oh, I liked playing Sonic too, on Game Gear or something.

[Lote-Tree]

Lote...
If I was blind, deaf, stupid, phsycotic, depressed, diseased and limbless, I would still beat you - at anything.


He he :D You have show all these symptoms so far! :D But I shall not discriminate :D



I'm off for my monthly shower, see you later.
:lol:

What you bathe only once a month!!!? Yuk!!!;-)

[LadyW]

He he :D You have show all these symptoms so far! :D But I shall not discriminate :D

Haha very quick witted aren't we Lote?
Hmmm...



What you bathe only once a month!!!? Yuk!!!;-)

Yes it is rather refreshing to take a shower after such a long time.... Hmm.
I kid I kid :D

[Lote-Tree]

Haha very quick witted aren't we Lote?


Why thank you :D



Yes it is rather refreshing to take a shower after such a long time.... Hmm.
I kid I kid :D

I hope so! I have this image of a really dirty (as in grime and all ;-)) women taking shower and as she bathes the showfloor is slowly is being covered with mud...:D Yuk!!!

[LadyW]

I hope so! I have this image of a really dirty (as in grime and all ;-)) women taking shower and as she bathes the showfloor is slowly is being covered with mud...:D Yuk!!!

Ha ha ha, I'm not a cave woman Lote! I do shower once a day thankyou very much.
Are you one of those men who sits in their underwear all morning playing games then at about 1.00pm decides to get into the shower? :D

[Lote-Tree]

I do shower once a day thankyou very much.


Do you know what's best being a woman?

You can contradict yourself all in the same sentence :D

I am joking off course ;-)



Are you one of those men who sits in their underwear all morning playing games then at about 1.00pm decides to get into the shower? :D

No way! I am a early riser. My day starts at 6 am. Morning is the best part of my day lassie and shower is a god send. The feeling of water against my skin...its wonderful :D

[LadyW]

Do you know what's best being a woman?
You can contradict yourself all in the same sentence :D

:lol: You would know...


No way! I am a early riser. My day starts at 6 am. Morning is the best part of my day lassie and shower is a god send. The feeling of water against my skin...its wonderful :D

OOO, first male I've met who isn't a lazy arse. 6am every single day? Wow.
Yes I bet it is... because you have the pleasure of communicating with me :D
Ha-ha nice. I do wonder, do you take your lance in their with you? With all of your battles, it must get a little dirty.

[Lote-Tree]

:lol: You would know...

I do! I have seen in it in your sentences :D

Eg. I have Monthly Showers. No I have daily Showers :D




OOO, first male I've met who isn't a lazy arse.


But I am no Ordinary Male :D



6am every single day? Wow.


Yes. Every Single Day. Wow indeed. I don't feel right if I don't shower in the morning. The feel of the water - it's wonderful :D



I do wonder, do you take your lance in their with you? With all of your battles, it must get a little dirty.

A Warrior always keeps his Weapons Shiny :D

[LadyW]

I do! I have seen in it in your sentences :D
Eg. I have Monthly Showers. No I have daily Showers :D
I do not contradict myself; those were two seperate statements, the first one being a joke so there :P
To set the record straight- I here by declare that I shower daily.



But I am no Ordinary Male :D
That much has become clear :D
I'm glad you aren't normal...
Then it would be way too easy to smite you - not that it's all that difficult now.



Yes. Every Single Day. Wow indeed. I don't feel right if I don't shower in the morning. The feel of the water - it's wonderful :D
Awwh... Lote likes the water.
Do you like to swim?



A Warrior always keeps his Weapons Shiny :D
That is where you and I differ.
My book is old and musty... so if whacking you on the head doesn't bring you down - the dust will :lol:

[LadyW]

Oh, Lote I forgot.
Remember to listen to that song; Ive no idea what kind of music you're into but that song really reminded me of you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWwBkA0GqaY
See you soon ;)

[Lote-Tree]

I do not contradict myself; those were two seperate statements, the first one being a joke so there :P
To set the record straight- I here by declare that I shower daily.


It's ok LadyW. I have sympathy for you :D




That much has become clear :D


Bueno! As I am clear as the Day ;-)



I'm glad you aren't normal...


Hey I am quite normal. Don't drag me down to your level of Abnormaility :D



Awwh... Lote likes the water.


Yes. Water is such a amazing thing. You should try it LadyW and possibly some soap ;-) :D



Do you like to swim?


Do ducks like water? :D




That is where you and I differ.
My book is old and musty...
so if whacking you on the head doesn't bring you down - the dust will :lol:

That is because you never open your books thats why they are dusty :D

LadyW - books are for reading and not just looking at them on your shelf :D

[Lote-Tree]

Oh, Lote I forgot.
Remember to listen to that song; Ive no idea what kind of music you're into


Music that moves you ;-)



but that song really reminded me of you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWwBkA0GqaY
See you soon ;)


:D I have listened to it and can't see how it does ;-) :D

Is it because of the Me me line? :D

[stephofthenight]

I think you are talking about Tekken or Mortal Combat or may be DOA.


mmhm...:idea: yay! *jumps up in down* i was like amazing at mortal combat... and i went and thought (yes i took the bottle of asprin with me) and realsied im decent at ...haylo....guitar hero....mortal combat... but thats about it... one major headache to figure out three video games...well four if you count the sims....:D

[LadyW]

Hey I am quite normal. Don't drag me down to your level of Abnormaility :D
Be careful you don't bore me with your normality then... ;)
Ah no, I don't think anyone could ever get as weird as me.



Yes. Water is such a amazing thing. You should try it LadyW and possibly some soap ;-) :D
Why... soap!? water!? Unspeakable...:D



That is because you never open your books thats why they are dusty :D
LadyW - books are for reading and not just looking at them on your shelf :D
Well they do look mighty pretty...
I will have you know that I am quite the book worm Lote.
Says you who has only managed to read all of the Harry Potters and nothing else this year... hmph :p



Music that moves you ;-)
Hmm, such as?




:D I have listened to it and can't see how it does ;-) :D
Is it because of the Me me line? :D
I don't know really...
It was towards the end of the song, the tune just reminded me of you. Strange.
Where it goes:
"Love is a lie, which means I've been lied to,
Love is a lie, which means I've been lied to,
Love is a lie, which means I've been lied to,
etc.

I’ve got no one to call
In the middle of the night anymore
I’m just alone
With these thoughts "

[Lote-Tree]

Ah no, I don't think anyone could ever get as weird as me.


Yes. We can vouch for it here :D

Just kiddin :D



Why... soap!? water!? Unspeakable...:D


You needed since you have monthly baths :D



I will have you know that I am quite the book worm Lote.


Books are not for eating LadyW :D



Says you who has only managed to read all of the Harry Potters and nothing else this year... hmph :p


They were worth reading :D

And besides I am not a student with all the time in the world to sip beer and read :D



Hmm, such as?


I love music with melody.



I don't know really...
It was towards the end of the song, the tune just reminded me of you. Strange.
Where it goes:
"Love is a lie, which means I've been lied to,
Love is a lie, which means I've been lied to,
Love is a lie, which means I've been lied to,
etc.

I’ve got no one to call
In the middle of the night anymore
I’m just alone
With these thoughts "

I still don't know how...but I hope it reminds you of me in a good way :D

[Sweets America]

Hmm, such as?



It's difficult to get an information about Lote, isn't it? You have to whack him on the head so that he discloses anything about himself.:D

[LadyW]

Yes. We can vouch for it here :D
Just kiddin :D
I think I'd rather be a little freaky to be honest... ;)


Books are not for eating LadyW :D
:sick: Crushed... I was really peckish!



They were worth reading :D
And besides I am not a student with all the time in the world to sip beer and read :D
Yes, I adore those books... fantastic.
Ha ha ha what makes you think I have all the time in the world? I am a very busy bee Mr. Lote-Tree. :D



I love music with melody.
That narrows it down... :)
Come on, give me some artists/band names?



I still don't know how...but I hope it reminds you of me in a good way :D
Yes it does, you can sleep soundly tonight. I am not likely to whack you in your sleep :P

[Lote-Tree]

I think I'd rather be a little freaky to be honest... ;)


Get your freak on then :D



:sick: Crushed... I was really peckish!


He he :D I know student life can be hard...but lassie you must stop eating your books - read them first then eat'em :D



Ha ha ha what makes you think I have all the time in the world? I am a very busy bee Mr. Lote-Tree. :D


But you are student? Live a care-free existence and come june and sit your exams and it's all done.



That narrows it down... :)
Come on, give me some artists/band names?


He he :D you going to hate me for this! I like classical music :-(
Bach, Beethoven, Mozart etc...

And I don't have a favourite band or anything...I like certain songs from all the artists...mainly love songs...if I were to name a band/artist...I think it would include Sting, Petshop Boys, David Bowie etc, U2...and recently liked songs by Evascence...but I listen to all sorts of music even bollywood music...



Yes it does, you can sleep soundly tonight.

Bueno! I was fearing something negative :D

[Lote-Tree]

mmhm...:idea: yay! *jumps up in down* i was like amazing at mortal combat... and i went and thought (yes i took the bottle of asprin with me) and realsied im decent at ...haylo....guitar hero....mortal combat... but thats about it... one major headache to figure out three video games...well four if you count the sims....:D

He he :D You played Mortal Kombat? yay!!! I have found one computer games player :D

[LadyW]

He he :D I know student life can be hard...but lassie you must stop eating your books - read them first then eat'em :D
I shall refrain... *sniffle*


But you are student? Live a care-free existence and come june and sit your exams and it's all done.
You little hypocrite... :D
I know student life can be hard. Live a care-free existence and come june and sit your exams and it's all done. Now who's contradicting themselves? Eh?
Got you there Lote ;)


He he :D you going to hate me for this! I like classical music :-(
Bach, Beethoven, Mozart etc...
And I don't have a favourite band or anything...I like certain songs from all the artists...mainly love songs...if I were to name a band/artist...I think it would include Sting, Petshop Boys, David Bowie etc, U2...and recently liked songs by Evascence...but I listen to all sorts of music even bollywood music...

Why would I hate you?
Although that's not my personal music preference doesn't mean I hate it and those who like it. Very classy I must say Lote ;)
Ah U2 are excellent (listening to them now actually), along with evanescence.
Like you, I listen to lots of different music genres but my personal favourites are all the sub-genres of rock excluding (REALLY) heavy metal and screamo.



Bueno! I was fearing something negative :D
Not at all, but it is nice to know my opinion counts for something :thumbs_up

[Lote-Tree]

You little hypocrite... :D
I know student life can be hard. Live a care-free existence and come june and sit your exams and it's all done. Now who's contradicting themselves? Eh?
Got you there Lote ;)


No way! I meant hard as in you have to cook for yourself. And rather than do that you would eat your book :D




Like you, I listen to lots of different music genres but my personal favourites are all the sub-genres of rock excluding (REALLY) heavy metal and screamo.


Music either works for you or it does not...music either speaks to you or it does not...there is nothing "classy" about listening to "classical" music :D

[LadyW]

No way! I meant hard as in you have to cook for yourself. And rather than do that you would eat your book :D
Hey!
I'll have you know I got a GCSE in Food Technology 2 years early :D (VICTORY DANCE)
Hahaha. I am the master chef.


Music either works for you or it does not...music either speaks to you or it does not...there is nothing "classy" about listening to "classical" music :D
Oh yes I know... I was merely implying you were a pompous arse :D
I kid...

[Lote-Tree]

Hey!
I'll have you know I got a GCSE in Food Technology 2 years early :D (VICTORY DANCE)
Hahaha. I am the master chef.


Ah good - a modern women who has learnt to Cook :D Bueno! Credit to you :D



Oh yes I know... I was merely implying you were a pompous arse :D
I kid...

Ha ha "Pompous"? :D Not at all. My grandfather was a violin maker...:D so can't help it liking those types of music :D


LadyW...I have to go now...good night :D

[LadyW]

Ah good - a modern women who has learnt to Cook :D Bueno! Credit to you :D
Yet I still manage to burn my toast and nearly set the whole place alight...hmmm. :D


Ha ha "Pompous"? :D Not at all. My grandfather was a violin maker...:D so can't help it liking those types of music :D
I meant no offence Lote,I promise you.
A violin maker? Wow :)
I have to say I haven't actually listened to alot of classical music and so I can't pass comment.


LadyW...I have to go now...good night :D
Nitenite then :)

[Lote-Tree]

I meant no offence Lote,I promise you.


No offence taken :D



I have to say I haven't actually listened to alot of classical music and so I can't pass comment.


You are missing out LadyW :-)

[LadyW]

You are missing out LadyW :-)
Okay :)
Recommend a few personal favourites, I shall look them up and see what I think?
Always up for trying new things ;)

[Lote-Tree]

Okay :)
Recommend a few personal favourites, I shall look them up and see what I think?
Always up for trying new things ;)


LadyW I believe that Music is the secret the language of our soul. It has more power to move us than by the words we write or speak. Life without music would be dull and boring. So let me be your guide to the world of “High Music”. But do not be put off by the word “High” because there is no such thing. Music either works for us, or it does not and there is nothing else to it.
Classical music aspires to our mind as well as to our heart. It infuses and feeds our soul.


1. Puccini's - Madam Butterfly - "One Fine Day"

First on this classical list is called “One fine day” and it is from the opera “Madam Butterfly” by Puccini. It is about a Japanese lady named Butterfly, who falls in love with an American sailor called Pinkerton. Pinkerton promises Butterfly that he will return to take her back to America, but he never does. So with a broken heart Butterfly sings “One fine day, over the green hills he will come…” But he never does. It is the nature of humanity to yearn for things that will never happen. So the music speaks directly to our soul, of this longing for someone who never comes to us and yet we still hope they might come, one fine day and set us free from our pain.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMHVncVMEzU


2. Beethoven's - "Moonlight Sonata"

The second on this list is by Ludwig Van Beethoven and is called “Moonlight Sonata. It was composed in the summer of 1801 and was dedicated to Countess Giulietta Gucciardi to whom Beethoven had an unrequited love. And there is also speculative story that goes something like this: Beethoven loved someone so deeply that he referred to this person in his letters as his “Immortal Beloved”. The music may have been borne out of that or something else or it is as some Beethoven Scholars speculate a lament for the dead. Perhaps it is. Perhaps it's not. Either way the music is moving both for the lament for the dead and for the pain of the unrequited love.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQVeaIHWWck


3. Mozart Piano Concerto No 23.

The third on this list is by Mozart and it is simply called “Piano Concert No 23.” Mozart was a child genius. He was writing complex music by the age of six. Though he has given us some of the world’s most beautiful music, he died young and penniless and was buried in a pauper’s grave. To me, “Piano Concert No 23” is one of the most serene melodies in the world. When I listen to this music something enters into my soul and makes me weep with joy and sadness. This melody touches me so deeply that I cannot explain why. Perhaps, it does not need an explanation. Perhaps it should remain unexplainable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHTL5qyXfrk


4. Rodrigo - "Concerto De Aranjuez"

The fourth in the list is by the blind Spanish composer Rodrigo and is called "Concerto De Aranjuez". It is a brilliant piece of music. When I hear it I am standing in a lush green field. There is a gentle breeze that dances with flowers. The sky is delphenium blue. My eyes scans the horizons, climbs the gentle slopes of the distant mountains, and then travels along the streams with sparkling waters. And then it comes the final. The melody lifts me up in it's warm embrace towards the cloudless sky - higher and higher and the it gently brings me down to the earth again...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKEJSk0J8jE


5. Bach's - "Brandenburgh Concertos No 1 to 5".

Here is No 5.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49IOKnhX0Sk

It's pure musical meditation. Pure joy! :D

6. Brahms - "Hungarian Dance No 5".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfLGMQuVs-I


7. Vivaldi - "Four Seasons - Spring"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=St9wYu_WeAM


8. Tchaikovsky - "Swan Lake"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz-BfRpZi8Q&feature=related

9. Mozart - "Eine Kliene Nachtmusik"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhPPQaXx7K8

10. Nyman - "Heart Asks Pleasure First"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dPS-EHl-FE


11. Delibes - “Flower Duet”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qx2lMaMsl8&feature=related


12. Strauss - "Blue Danube"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTqlLKBKFhg

13. Holst - "Jupiter"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6NopU9K_8M&feature=related

14. Beethoven - "Symphony No 5"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhcR1ZS2hVo

15. Beethoven - "Symphony 9 - Ode to Joy".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJGESRc3XfY


I hope you enjoy these tracks. If you don’t it doesn’t matter. What matters is that you have tried listening to something different. Music should speak to us. If it does not, it is not for us. All musical tastes are therefore subjective. If we like it, we like it. If we don’t, we don’t. I have not sent you a test that you need to pass to show that you are intelligent (not that you are not!). Music rises beyond any cerebral activity. Yes, it is true you need intelligence to write music but appreciating music is something that goes beyond any intelligence. Like all art therefore, music touches something deep inside us and we respond to it without understanding why. It can move us to tears or fill our hearts with joy. It can uplift and inspire us and make us forget for a while the harshness of the world.

Some music however takes time to grow on us while others drop off easily from our consciousness and is then forgotten forever. Good music therefore becomes our close friends. In time of need, we turn to them so that they can comfort us with their melodies.

[Sweets America]

I don't know a lot about classical music, but I am in love with the Moonlight Sonata, I have always found it so wonderfully sad and beautiful. :( :)

[SleepyWitch]

11. Delibes - “Flower Duet”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qx2lMaMsl8&feature=related




oh, Lote, I love this piece! I've got it on a CD somewhere, but I misplaced it. thanks for posting the link (I'd forgotten the title and name of the composer)

edit to add:

12. Strauss - "Blue Danube"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTqlLKBKFhg
I love this, too, but the scary version from "Hannibal" is much better ;)

[Lote-Tree]

I don't know a lot about classical music, but I am in love with the Moonlight Sonata, I have always found it so wonderfully sad and beautiful. :( :)

Aye lassie...it is sad and beautiful...


oh, Lote, I love this piece! I've got it on a CD somewhere, but I misplaced it. thanks for posting the link (I'd forgotten the title and name of the composer)


It is from the Opera Lakme...Lakme...or more correctly Laxmi is the Indian Goddess of Wealth and Good fortune...

[stephofthenight]

Beethoven symphony 9 is my favorite. its a beautifull peice

[SleepyWitch]

It is from the Opera Lakme...Lakme...or more correctly Laxmi is the Indian Goddess of Wealth and Good fortune...

a divine female Grand Nagus? ;)

[barbara0207]

Hm, Lote, I find a completely new side of you here. From your um, er, sometimes a wee bit weird posts ( :D no offence) I wouldn't have thought you had such an exquisite taste of classical music. They're all masterpieces.

And I think you're quite right that music has to work for you, that is, touch your heart. But some of my friends (classical musicians) would not agree. They hold that music must be a challenge for the intellect. For example, they don't love Bach because of the feelings his music creates but for the intricate fugues - which, as an amateur, I don't understand, of course.

Here' another one that you may like: Smetana, Die Moldau (Vlatava?)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlLPLO90fSk&feature=related

[Lote-Tree]

Hm, Lote, I find a completely new side of you here. From your um, er, sometimes a wee bit weird posts ( :D no offence) I wouldn't have thought you had such an exquisite taste of classical music. They're all masterpieces.


He he :D No offence taken. I would not call it weird but amusing :D besides those threads are better than counting to 10,000 :D




And I think you're quite right that music has to work for you, that is, touch your heart.


Yes. Absolutely!



They hold that music must be a challenge for the intellect. For example, they don't love Bach because of the feelings his music creates but for the intricate fugues - which, as an amateur, I don't understand, of course.


Music is about feelings. If want an intellectual puzzle - then Rubiks cube is for you :D




Here' another one that you may like: Smetana, Die Moldau (Vlatava?)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlLPLO90fSk&feature=related

Yes. Thats an excellent piece too :D

[TheFifthElement]

I'm impressed with your taste Lote, this :




4. Rodrigo - "Concerto De Aranjuez"

The fourth in the list is by the blind Spanish composer Rodrigo and is called "Concerto De Aranjuez". It is a brilliant piece of music. When I hear it I am standing in a lush green field. There is a gentle breeze that dances with flowers. The sky is delphenium blue. My eyes scans the horizons, climbs the gentle slopes of the distant mountains, and then travels along the streams with sparkling waters. And then it comes the final. The melody lifts me up in it's warm embrace towards the cloudless sky - higher and higher and the it gently brings me down to the earth again...



is pure Beauty - I have it on my ipod and when I listen to it, I'm somewhere else.

[SleepyWitch]

2. Beethoven's - "Moonlight Sonata"

The second on this list is by Ludwig Van Beethoven and is called “Moonlight Sonata. It was composed in the summer of 1801 and was dedicated to Countess Giulietta Gucciardi to whom Beethoven had an unrequited love. And there is also speculative story that goes something like this: Beethoven loved someone so deeply that he referred to this person in his letters as his “Immortal Beloved”. The music may have been borne out of that or something else or it is as some Beethoven Scholars speculate a lament for the dead. Perhaps it is. Perhaps it's not. Either way the music is moving both for the lament for the dead and for the pain of the unrequited love.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQVeaIHWWck
:bawling: this is so sad. it made me think of unrequited love even before I read your description

[Sweets America]

:bawling: this is so sad. it made me think of unrequited love even before I read your description

Yes, this Moonlight Sonata has always made me feel sad too. :bawling:

[Lote-Tree]

I'm impressed with your taste Lote, this :
is pure Beauty - I have it on my ipod and when I listen to it, I'm somewhere else.

Why thank you Supreme Being :D And yes that piece of music is pure beauty. From the first note of the guitar I am transported into a another world...:D




this is so sad. it made me think of unrequited love,,,

Yes me too when I first heard it.

[TheFifthElement]

Why thank you Supreme Being :D And yes that piece of music is pure beauty. From the first note of the guitar I am transported into a another world...:D

Of course you are the Champion of all Things Relating to Beauty, so I should have expected it.

[Lote-Tree]

Of course you are the Champion of all Things Relating to Beauty, so I should have expected it.

:D But Supreme Being are you not Champion of All things Beautiful?

or do you Champion all things Ugly and nudists ;-) :D

[TheFifthElement]

:D But Supreme Being are you not Champion of All things Beautiful?

or do you Champion all things Ugly and nudists ;-) :D

No I am simply Champion of All Things.

Beauty is your specialism and I have learned, over the years, to allow the experts to champion their causes.

[Lote-Tree]

No I am simply Champion of All Things.

Even Ugliness?

[LadyW]

Sir Lance-Lote!
I absolutely adore your little picture.
Is that you going about your daily business?
"Just popping into tesco love ;)"

[Lote-Tree]

Sir Lance-Lote!
I absolutely adore your little picture.


Bueno! I just love the blue ;-)



Is that you going about your daily business?


Yes. Out to save lots of "Damsel-In-Distress" :D



"Just popping into tesco love ;)"


Sometimes you have no chocie but joust those Book Whacker people who bring 18 items on a 10 item or less checkout! :D

[LadyW]

Bueno! I just love the blue ;-)
Yes blue is deffinitely your colour, very fetching ;)


Yes. Out to save lots of "Damsel-In-Distress" :D
I think they'd be in less danger left alone as opposed to being saved by yourself there Lote :D I kid.


Sometimes you have no chocie but joust those Book Whacker people who bring 18 items on a 10 item or less checkout! :D
Book whacker people...
As in, there's more than one!?
Never. I am the only one.
:D

[Lote-Tree]

I think they'd be in less danger left alone as opposed to being saved by yourself there Lote :D I kid.


Still they could admire shiny lance :D



Book whacker people...
As in, there's more than one!?
Never. I am the only one.
:D

Yes. I imagine a whole brood of them...like the Spiders in the Forbidden Forests in Hogwarts :D

[LadyW]

Yes. I imagine a whole brood of them...like the Spiders in the Forbidden Forests in Hogwarts :D
:blush: I am distraught...
I thought I was the only book whacker...
Ruined I tell you, ruined!
Okay new career move, any ideas?
:D

[TheFifthElement]

Even Ugliness?

Life is balance, contrast. Without Ugliness there could not be Beauty.

[Lote-Tree]

:blush: I am distraught...
I thought I was the only book whacker...
Ruined I tell you, ruined!
Okay new career move, any ideas?
:D

You could be their Leader? How's that? :D

As for Career move? How about Mary Poppins? Spoonful of suger helps the medicine go down...helps the medicine go down... :D

[LadyW]

You could be their Leader? How's that? :D
I work better alone...
But okay, that sounds cool :D


As for Career move? How about Mary Poppins? Spoonful of suger helps the medicine go down...helps the medicine go down... :D
OO yes I can just see myself floating down onto the streets of London with my oversized umbrella ;) bliss..
I absolutely loved that film by the way, "Chim chimney Chim chimney chim chim chimney!"

[Lote-Tree]

OO yes I can just see myself floating down onto the streets of London with my oversized umbrella ;) bliss..


Yes. Thats a neat trick :D

I always dreamed of having a nanny like that :D



I absolutely loved that film by the way, "Chim chimney Chim chimney chim chim chimney!"

Me too :D

And love that song - chim chimney chim chimeny.... :D

[Lote-Tree]

Life is balance, contrast. Without Ugliness there could not be Beauty.

Do we need Evil too? To contrast Good?

[TheFifthElement]

Do we need Evil too? To contrast Good?


One cannot exist without the other.

[Lote-Tree]

One cannot exist without the other.

Then Evil is a Necessity?

[LadyW]

Yes. Thats a neat trick :D
I always dreamed of having a nanny like that :D
You can adopt me as your nanny? (provided I get the Mary Poppins act together)
I'll hand myself in to a nanny pound and you can adopt me.
Just poke me with a stick when you want me to sing or tell you to eat sugar after some medicine. :)



Me too :D
And love that song - chim chimney chim chimeny.... :D
Ha ha ha :lol:
Okay, if I'm Mary poppins, you can be Bert the chimney sweeper guy. I'll even let you do the dance...
;)

[TheFifthElement]

Then Evil is a Necessity?

It's not a matter of necessity, it just is

[Lote-Tree]

You can adopt me as your nanny? (provided I get the Mary Poppins act together)
I'll hand myself in to a nanny pound and you can adopt me.
Just poke me with a stick when you want me to sing or tell you to eat sugar after some medicine. :)


But can you sing and dance? :D

I may have to wear a tin hat though - I don't think I can take too much of book Whacking ;-)



Ha ha ha :lol:
Okay, if I'm Mary poppins, you can be Bert the chimney sweeper guy. I'll even let you do the dance...
;)

That may be a problem. I can't dance at ;-(

[LadyW]

But can you sing and dance? :D
Yes but not at the same time ;)


I may have to wear a tin hat though - I don't think I can take too much of book Whacking ;-)
Just whack me back with your sweeping brush.

MARY POPPINS
You saw the Disney film...
NOW you can see what really went down in...
MARY POPPINS AND THE ATTACK OF THE LONDON PAUPERS!



That may be a problem. I can't dance at ;-(
Therefore it would be even more entertaining

[Lote-Tree]

Yes but not at the same time ;)


Ha ha that was a good one :D



Just whack me back with your sweeping brush.


But I am not into violence like that LadyW...my Lancing is for saving damsel in distress... :D



Therefore it would be even more entertaining


You can be quite cruel LadyW :D;-)

[LadyW]

But I am not into violence like that LadyW...my Lancing is for saving damsel in distress... :D

Ah yes of course...
The valiant knight strikes again ;)
Tell me, which style are you going for...?
A laidback smooth Bond character or a raging figure of masculinity (Shrek)?


You can be quite cruel LadyW :D;-)

I'm cruel to be kind Lote :D
No, I jest... Take no note of my little jokes, I'm sure you are just being modest and that your dancing skills would outshine us all.
;)

[Lote-Tree]

Ah yes of course...
The valiant knight strikes again ;)
Tell me, which style are you going for...?
A laidback smooth Bond character or a raging figure of masculinity (Shrek)?


The Valiant Knight - Sir Lance-Lote off course :D



No, I jest...


Off course you are ;-)



Take no note of my little jokes, I'm sure you are just being modest and that your dancing skills would outshine us all.
;)

Nay lassie. Not being modest at all - but being honest... :D

But do you dance good my lassie?

[LadyW]

The Valiant Knight - Sir Lance-Lote off course :D
Ha ha they should make a little action figure out of you... ;)
"Now comes in 3 different shades of blue!"
We need some voice recordings... but what would a knight say?


Off course you are ;-)
Do I detect a hint of sarcasm? tut tut
I promise you that I am a joker :)



Nay lassie. Not being modest at all - but being honest... :D
But do you dance good my lassie?
Hmm...
Now thats not for me to say really... since I have very harsh judgement over myself :D
It depends what kind of music really?

[Lote-Tree]

We need some voice recordings... but what would a knight say?


My Lady are you in Distress :D



Do I detect a hint of sarcasm? tut tut
I promise you that I am a joker :)


No hint of sarcasm...I know you jest...just as I jest :D
We are two peas in a pod :D But some peas are more equal in the amusing dept :D



Hmm...
Now thats not for me to say really... since I have very harsh judgement over myself :D
It depends what kind of music really?
[/quote]

Do you dance like a three-legged donkey?

I surely do :D

[LadyW]

My Lady are you in Distress :D
Haha! How original Lote :thumbs_up
How about...
*Cockney London Accent* "Oi! Come an' ave a go if you think your ard enough!"
:lol:




Do you dance like a three-legged donkey?
I surely do :D
Actually, after a few enquiries, I have just been informed that I dance rather well..
:)
I bet your dancing would just blow everybody away; too fantastic to display in public ;)

[Lote-Tree]

Haha! How original Lote :thumbs_up
How about...
*Cockney London Accent* "Oi! Come an' ave a go if you think your ard enough!"
:lol:


He he :D

But we Londeners are more sophiscated than that LadyW...It's Pistols at Dawn :D



Actually, after a few enquiries, I have just been informed that I dance rather well..


You actually phoned a friend to confirm your dancing ability? or did you take fifty fifty or aks the audience :D




too fantastic to display in public ;)

Yes. You are right there :D

[LadyW]

You actually phoned a friend to confirm your dancing ability? or did you take fifty fifty or aks the audience :D

He he he :lol:
No I just asked a few people who were online.
I think they were a little scared actually..hmm.



Yes. You are right there :D
As always... ;)
Well I best be off now - things to do, people to see.
J/K I'm off to bed(lam).
See you soon Knight in shining armour
"Now comes with various attatchments"
Lady W.

[Lote-Tree]

He he he :lol:
No I just asked a few people who were online.
I think they were a little scared actually..hmm.


Ha ha :D



As always... ;)
Well I best be off now - things to do, people to see.
J/K I'm off to bed(lam).


Soo eaarly to bed ? But I guess you need your Beauty Sleep... :D

[LadyW]

Soo eaarly to bed ? But I guess you need your Beauty Sleep... :D

Indeed, I have been worn out... although my attempts to regain energy were futile. For some unknown reason, I can never sleep on Sunday nights - I literally do not sleep, just doze for an hour or so. I think it's because I'm approaching the next week and thinking too hard. :idea:
To be honest... I'm like that every night really, but nowhere near as bad.

[Lote-Tree]

Indeed, I have been worn out... although my attempts to regain energy were futile.


Too many whacking books to carry? ;-)

Try meditation and Yoga instead...they are good for you :D



For some unknown reason, I can never sleep on Sunday nights - I literally do not sleep, just doze for an hour or so.


I think you are an Insomniac ;-)

[LadyW]

I think you are an Insomniac ;-)
And I think that I spend too much of my time thinking and wondering...
I should get myself some horlicks :yawnb:

How was your day then Lote-Tree? :)

[Lote-Tree]

And I think that I spend too much of my time thinking and wondering...


All thinking and no play makes Jill a dull girl ;-)



I should get myself some horlicks :yawnb:


What really need is...[.........] begins with H and ends with Y ;-)



How was your day then Lote-Tree? :)

Good thanks.

The usuall Saving Damsel's in Distress and Liberating the Land of Hyrule from the Evil Shadows...bringing order and peace throughout the land... ;-)

[LadyW]

All thinking and no play makes Jill a dull girl ;-)
Thankfully, my parents decided not to name me Jill ;)




What really need is...[.........] begins with H and ends with Y ;-)
You have lost me...
Holiday?




Good thanks.

The usuall Saving Damsel's in Distress and Liberating the Land of Hyrule from the Evil Shadows...bringing order and peace throughout the land... ;-)

Good grief man, how much time do you spend on your games console per day?
You need to start practicing your sweeping/dancing/singing skills ol' bert :D

[Lote-Tree]

Thankfully, my parents decided not to name me Jill ;)

Anna is quite close enough? Just joking :D

[quote]
You have lost me...
Holiday?


Yes. A holiday :D
You read my mind ;-)



Good grief man, how much time do you spend on your games console per day?


Not much lassie. I don't have much time. I have a job unlike you ;-)



You need to start practicing your sweeping/dancing/singing skills ol' bert :D

Sweeping yes...dancing and singing sadly no. But I can watch you dance can't I? after all you are now a certified dancer :D

[LadyW]

Anna is quite close enough? Just joking :D
I have an auntie named Jill.... *shudder*
I happen to like my name thankyou very much Mr Lote-Tree :p
I suppose enquiring as to what your name is would be a waste of time?
Mysterious as you are ;)




Yes. A holiday :D
You read my mind ;-)
My last holiday was to Italy...
It was rather like a german butlins. Not only that but the idiots at Manchester Airport lost my case - sent it to portugal apparently.
Good times...:thumbs_up




Not much lassie. I don't have much time. I have a job unlike you ;-)
I don't know a great deal about computer programming. This may sound ridiculous but what exactly does it involve?




Sweeping yes...dancing and singing sadly no. But I can watch you dance can't I? after all you are now a certified dancer :D
Yes, watch and learn my friend :lol:
And I bet you are an excellent singer.

[Lote-Tree]

I happen to like my name thankyou very much Mr Lote-Tree :p


Someone has too :D

Anna rhymes with Hannah - my auntie daughter is called Hannah :-)



Mysterious as you are ;)


I have to at least keep something secret don't I ;-)



My last holiday was to Italy...
It was rather like a german butlins. Not only that but the idiots at Manchester Airport lost my case - sent it to portugal apparently.


Does bad things always happen to you lassie?

Thats too bad :-(

But talking to me is a Good Luck isn't it :D



I don't know a great deal about computer programming. This may sound ridiculous but what exactly does it involve?


Well, lassie it's like this:

When you click on your favourite forum to visit Lote-Tree's Fanclub. The instruction is quite simple: eg. Go to Lote-Tree.

Sadly computers don't understand English :-(

They communicate with in Binary ie only in 1'S and 0's.

So programming is basicly transforming English Instructions into Machine Code :D

ie Go to Lote Tree ====> 1010101010101010

Is that clear as mud? :D



Yes, watch and learn my friend :lol:
And I bet you are an excellent singer.

In my dreams yes. Not am I excellent singer I am also a Grand Master in Kama Sutra :D

[LadyW]

Anna rhymes with Hannah
Very Good Lote!
Your observational skills are coming along ay? ;)



I have to at least keep something secret don't I ;-)
Even from me, your old buddy old pal?
I shall not worry, I will discover it one day...
For some reason, I have the strangest feeling you are named Michael or Daniel... I am a strange woman.




Does bad things always happen to you lassie?

Thats too bad :-(

But talking to me is a Good Luck isn't it :D

Not all the time just most of the time :(
Hehe, yes talking to you is certainly a...er.. blessing.




Well, lassie it's like this:

When you click on your favourite forum to visit Lote-Tree's Fanclub. The instruction is quite simple: eg. Go to Lote-Tree.

Sadly computers don't understand English :-(

They communicate with in Binary ie only in 1'S and 0's.

So programming is basicly transforming English Instructions into Machine Code :D

ie Go to Lote Tree ====> 1010101010101010

Is that clear as mud? :D

I see... do you like your job? :D



In my dreams yes. Not am I excellent singer I am also a Grand Master in Kama Sutra :D

Ha ha! I shall have to take your word on that one my friend :)

Ah well, best be off.
I'm attempting the "early night" malarky again.
See you soon,
LadyW. :thumbs_up

[Lote-Tree]

Very Good Lote!
Your observational skills are coming along ay? ;)


Thank you. I try my best. One day I shall pass my English Exam :D



I shall not worry, I will discover it one day...


That would be more fun I think :D



I am a strange woman.


Stranger than Fiction :D I am thinking of writing a story called the "Book Whacker Women" :D



Not all the time just most of the time :(


That's terrible....I am also unlucky as number 13...I have never won the lottery :(



Hehe, yes talking to you is certainly a...er.. blessing.


Bueno! :D



I see... do you like your job? :D


Yes. Thanks. :D



Ha ha! I shall have to take your word on that one my friend :)


Off course ;-)



Ah well, best be off.
I'm attempting the "early night" malarky again.
See you soon,
LadyW. :thumbs_up

Good night LadyW...

[LadyW]

That would be more fun I think :D

Indeed. Okay well give me a clue? :D



Stranger than Fiction :D I am thinking of writing a story called the "Book Whacker Women" :D

And what an excellent novel it would be! :D Waterstones best sellers... I can see it now.



That's terrible....I am also unlucky as number 13...I have never won the lottery :(

Awwh my heart bleeds for you Lote, truely ;)
I have won the grand total of ten pounds from the Lottery...

[Lote-Tree]

Indeed. Okay well give me a clue? :D


Clues are boring LadyW :D

Be imaginitive and be clue-less :D




And what an excellent novel it would be! :D Waterstones best sellers... I can see it now.


I am sure it will be :D



Awwh my heart bleeds for you Lote, truely ;)


Thank you for sympathy. When I win the lottery I shall be thinking of you as I lounge in the sunshine in some private resort run by Jessica Alba :D

[LadyW]

Clues are boring LadyW :D
Be imaginitive and be clue-less :D

Can't you give me a small clue to build upon?
Hmm...
If I get close, will you let me know then? :p



Thank you for sympathy. When I win the lottery I shall be thinking of you as I lounge in the sunshine in some private resort run by Jessica Alba :D
Haha! when you win?
Awwh, keep on dreaming Lote :D
Jessica Alba won't have time to run a resort, with her new baby and all...
*sigh*

[Lote-Tree]

Can't you give me a small clue to build upon?


Lol women! You don't give up do you! :D



Haha! when you win?
Awwh, keep on dreaming Lote :D


Dreams dreams is all I have :D

By the way LadyW...which films are your avatar is from?
And who are these people?

[LadyW]

Lol women! You don't give up do you! :D
Never Lote ;)
Okay... Does it begin with any of the following?
M
D
J


By the way LadyW...which films are your avatar is from?
And who are these people?

Oh that is James Mcavoy (hmmmm..) and Keira knightley as Cecilia and Robbie in Atonement - one of the most moving films I have ever seen. I would highly recommend it.

[Lote-Tree]

Never Lote ;)
Okay... Does it begin with any of the following?
M
D
J



He he :D




Oh that is James Mcavoy (hmmmm..) and Keira knightley as Cecilia and Robbie in Atonement - one of the most moving films I have ever seen. I would highly recommend it.

Keira...Hum..yes sure :D

[LadyW]

Lote :D You evil fiend...
Not to worry, I'm sure I will find out one day, patience is a virtue.


Keira...Hum..yes sure :D
Ohhh here we go...
She has a beautiful face; but her body is a match stick, poor girl.
Not that I have anything against those with an athletic figure mind.

How was your day then Lote? :)

[Lote-Tree]

Ohhh here we go...
She has a beautiful face; but her body is a match stick, poor girl.


Alas yes. I prefer curves on a women :D



Not that I have anything against those with an athletic figure mind.


You should she is terribly thin :-(



How was your day then Lote? :)

I have managed to liberate the Land of Hyrule from Twilight. Now I have to find the Fused Shadow to Destroy the Evil :D

[LadyW]

Alas yes. I prefer curves on a women :D
Good for you Lote :)


You should she is terribly thin :-( [QUOTE]
Oh yes indeed, I just meant that I wouldn't hold it against her personally... I'd just give her a big sandwich hehe :lol:


[QUOTE=Lote-Tree;510953]I have managed to liberate the Land of Hyrule from Twilight. Now I have to find the Fused Shadow to Destroy the Evil :D
Sounds very fufilling ;)

[Lote-Tree]

Sounds very fufilling ;)

But what have you been up to Enterprising LadyW :D

What exciting things been happening in your BookWhaking World :D

[LadyW]

But what have you been up to Enterprising LadyW :D
What exciting things been happening in your BookWhaking World :D

I've been a little under the weather today actually which coincided with my tiredness which resulted in a rather cranky book whacker :) So I whacked a great deal today - whoops.
Other than that, I was studying most of the day, read a little and then just flopped on the couch and watched telly.
:yawnb:

[Lote-Tree]

I've been a little under the weather today actually which coincided with my tiredness which resulted in a rather cranky book whacker :)


That's too bad! I shall lance not today :D



So I whacked a great deal today - whoops.


In that case you are quite ripe for Lancing! :D

But I am nice so I shall not ;-)



Other than that, I was studying most of the day, read a little and then just flopped on the couch and watched telly.
:yawnb:

Studying is quite boring isn't it :D


I would rather do deep sea diving :D

[LadyW]

In that case you are quite ripe for Lancing! :D
But I am nice so I shall not ;-)

Nono please, I love a good leisurely lancing in the evening and would delight in engaging in battle tonight. Because you see Lote, laughing always cheers one up ;)


Studying is quite boring isn't it :D
I would rather do deep sea diving :D

Indeed, sounds much more stimulating :D
I think I might indulge myself and watch a movie later...hmmm...
Dusk till Dawn or Starwars III?

[Lote-Tree]

Nono please, I love a good leisurely lancing in the evening and would delight in engaging in battle tonight. Because you see Lote, laughing always cheers one up ;)


Off course. And as the Vulcans would have said (if they haven't got rid of emotions) we are here to amuse :D




Indeed, sounds much more stimulating :D


Deep things are always Stimulating :D There are fabolous creatures down there :D



I think I might indulge myself and watch a movie later...hmmm...
Dusk till Dawn or Starwars III?

See both. Both good. The women with the Snake was most Freigtening even though she danced very good :D

[LadyW]

Deep things are always Stimulating :D There are fabolous creatures down there :D
We are still talking about the sea aren't we? :alien:
Hahaha.


See both. Both good.
"ME LO-TEE, MEE HUNGIEE!" :lol:



The women with the Snake was most Freigtening even though she danced very good :D
I have seen neither, which film are you referring to?
Ah, lo, you have inspired me... hmm snakes and Lote...
:)
Juuust kiddin with you there my friend.

[Lote-Tree]

We are still talking about the sea aren't we?


Always :D



"ME LO-TEE, MEE HUNGIEE!" :lol:


Ah really...erm...I hope you had something to eat now.




I have seen neither, which film are you referring to?
Ah, lo, you have inspired me... hmm snakes and Lote...
:)

Why LadyW do you not have phobia at all? No room 101 monsters to haunt you?

[LadyW]

Why LadyW do you not have phobia at all? No room 101 monsters to haunt you?
:) I donot fear Lote...
Well, truth be told I fear being alone... being trapped...
Anyway dear friend, I bid you goodnight.
;)

[Lote-Tree]

:) I donot fear Lote...
Well, truth be told I fear being alone... being trapped...


Shall we do a swap of our phobias :D

Cuz I don't fear of being alone or being trapped...unless of course you meant this in a metaphoric sense (you being a lit student and all that) :-)



Anyway dear friend, I bid you goodnight.
;)

Good night my Lunatic Book Whacker Women :D

[LadyW]

Shall we do a swap of our phobias :D
Excellent :) You first


Cuz I don't fear of being alone or being trapped...unless of course you meant this in a metaphoric sense (you being a lit student and all that) :-)
Naturally... I am speaking metaphorically ;)



Good night my Lunatic Book Whacker Women :D
Ha ha so comforting to know you hold me in the highest regard Lote :lol:

[Lote-Tree]

Excellent :) You first


Take my Snake :D I mean my Snake Phobia :D


But how was your day my BookWhacker lassie? :D

[LadyW]

Take my Snake :D I mean my Snake Phobia :D
Ha ha ha! Keep your unruley snake in its cage Lote...:D



But how was your day my BookWhacker lassie? :D
It was fairly average really; I have been totally exhausted this past week. But I'm still shuffling along ;)
Didn't do anything particularly interesting.
Oh by the way... Star Wars III was incredible! Anakin Skywalker... hmmm :p
The damn fool had to go and turn evil though ay? tut tut

So how was your day dear LoteTree - Jouster extraordinare and snake tamer.

[Lote-Tree]

It was fairly average really; I have been totally exhausted this past week.


I know it's can be exhausting being a student. All those beers take time to wear off :D



But I'm still shuffling along ;)


Thats the spirit.



Didn't do anything particularly interesting.


Does that mean you always do something interesting? :D



Oh by the way... Star Wars III was incredible! Anakin Skywalker... hmmm :p
The damn fool had to go and turn evil though ay? tut tut


Power corrupts LadyW. Power corrupts. Stay away from the Dark Side :D



Jouster extraordinare


Yes. I know. Thanks. :D Glad you recognised that at last :D



and snake tamer.

I hate snakes. I hate snakes. Why does it have to be snakes!

[mmanuelap]

hello everyone, missed me?! :)
I'm back from the beach, now I'm in Salvador, beeeeautiful city :D
anyway, I see that Lote and LadyW haven't stopped with their "war", haha! :lol:

[Lote-Tree]

hello everyone, missed me?! :)
I'm back from the beach, now I'm in Salvador, beeeeautiful city :D
anyway, I see that Lote and LadyW haven't stopped with their "war", haha! :lol:

A bueno you are back :D

I hope you it was wonderful on the beach. I like the sea myself :D

And yes LadyW has admitted my Extraordinary Jousting Skills :D

[LadyW]

Does that mean you always do something interesting? :D
Oh yes, I always manage to cram lots of extraordinary stuff into my day ;)



Power corrupts LadyW. Power corrupts. Stay away from the Dark Side :D
Fine... but only because Obi-Won is such a lovely guy. If it wasn't for him, I'd be with Anakin - Minus big hat and burns (wow, I'm such a hypocrite).




Yes. I know. Thanks. :D Glad you recognised that at last :D
Ha ha ha :lol: nothing compared to my whacking skills though dear




I hate snakes. I hate snakes. Why does it have to be snakes!
Mwahahaha! I tell thee, I shall be waiting one day, with a very large python ;)
Pray tell, why do you hate them so?

[LadyW]

hello everyone, missed me?! :)
I'm back from the beach, now I'm in Salvador, beeeeautiful city :D
anyway, I see that Lote and LadyW haven't stopped with their "war", haha! :lol:

Hope you had a wonderful time there :)
It's great to have you back.
No no... the war is ongoing but I believe me and Mr. LoteTree have formed some form of understanding with eachother.
Always remember: Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer ;)

[Lote-Tree]

Oh yes, I always manage to cram lots of extraordinary stuff into my day ;)


Drinking Beer does not count as Extra-ordinary activity :D



Fine... but only because Obi-Won is such a lovely guy. If it wasn't for him, I'd be with Anakin - Minus big hat and burns (wow, I'm such a hypocrite).


I have suspected that of you LadyW :D



Mwahahaha! I tell thee, I shall be waiting one day, with a very large python ;)


I thought you were a woman ;-)



Pray tell, why do you hate them so?

They are Evil thats why. Evil.

[LadyW]

Drinking Beer does not count as Extra-ordinary activity :D
And what are you implying Mr Lote Tree?
How do you know I drink? Hm? :D



I thought you were a woman ;-)
I am shocked Lote! I did not know you could be so crude :)



They are Evil thats why. Evil.
Ha ha but Lote... I am evil (occasionally) and you do not hate me do you?
:p

[mmanuelap]

well, yes! I had the most wonderful time :)
next week I'll go to maaany shows, in a festival (I don't know if you guys have thiis things, because this is for carnaval) so, I'll have muuuuch more fuun! :lol:

haha, LadyW, you're right. We need to keep our enemies closer ;)

[Lote-Tree]

And what are you implying Mr Lote Tree?
How do you know I drink? Hm? :D


Erm...just a wild guess...you being a student an all :D



I am shocked Lote! I did not know you could be so crude :)


It is one of my many faults ;-(



Ha ha but Lote... I am evil (occasionally) and you do not hate me do you?
:p

I am sorry LadyW...That Occaisional Evil must be destroyed. It has to be Lanced :D

[LadyW]

It is one of my many faults ;-(
Many many many many many many many.....
:lol: I jest Lote, you are almost perfection.


I am sorry LadyW...That Occaisional Evil must be destroyed. It has to be Lanced :D
Your lance is no match for the force ;)
he he he

[Lote-Tree]

:lol: I jest Lote, you are almost perfection.


My head was expanding then I saw "almost"...and it got delfated.. :-(



Your lance is no match for the force ;)
he he he

My Lance Requries no Force....:D


When they behold it they melt like a candle...

[LadyW]

My head was expanding then I saw "almost"...and it got delfated.. :-(
Terribley sorry to have wounded your marvellous ego dear friend ;)



My Lance Requries no Force....:D
When they behold it they melt like a candle...
We shall see...
It's very rare I do summon my jedi force for my book whacking usually does the trick rather efficiently :D

How was your day Lote?

[Lote-Tree]

Terribley sorry to have wounded your marvellous ego dear friend ;)


Don't worry I heal easily :D



It's very rare I do summon my jedi force for my book whacking usually does the trick rather efficiently :D


Yawn Yawn...... so you say ;-)



How was your day Lote?

I have discovered the Secret Temple in Zelda :D


And yours been? :D

[LadyW]

Yawn Yawn...... so you say ;-)
:lol: ha ha ha, are you questioning my ability Lote?


have discovered the Secret Temple in Zelda :D
How... exciting...*snore*
;)


And yours been? :D
Pretty good thankyou :)
Just watched Shaun of the Dead for the first time - excellent film!

[crazefest456]

Just watched Shaun of the Dead for the first time - excellent film!
"dum dum dum dum dum dum da dum-- uuuuhhhhh--" :lol:
YEAH!!:thumbs_up

[Lote-Tree]

:lol: ha ha ha, are you questioning my ability Lote?

Ability? I thought it did not have one :D

Just kiddin :D



How... exciting...*snore*
;)


He he you should try it LadyW...you might just like it :D



Pretty good thankyou :)


Got your energy back and all that?

[LadyW]

He he you should try it LadyW...you might just like it :D
*Yoda Voice* Devoted to Lego Star Wars I am :D
Whatsmore, they're bringing out... LEGO INDIANA JONES!



Got your energy back and all that?
Aye ;)
Unfortunately it is Sunday... and so as per usual, I shall not sleep a wink :(

[Lote-Tree]

*Yoda Voice* Devoted to Lego Star Wars I am :D
Whatsmore, they're bringing out... LEGO INDIANA JONES!


You play silly games. Try some serious stuff. Come and save the People of Hyrule from the Shadows. Ride your trustee steed through the plains and feel the air against your skin :D



Aye ;)
Unfortunately it is Sunday... and so as per usual, I shall not sleep a wink :(

Try a club :D

[LadyW]

You play silly games. Try some serious stuff. Come and save the People of Hyrule from the Shadows. Ride your trustee steed through the plains and feel the air against your skin :D

Hey! You think saving the Republic from the Siths isn't serious!? Good lord man... get a hold of yourself ;)



Try a club :D
Oh you feisty little thing... hmph :)

How was your Sunday then lote?

[Bakiryu]

Has anyone seen the hitchhikers' Guide to the galaxy movie?

Lote reminds me of the guy who plays Zaphod in it for some strange reason.

[Lote-Tree]

Hey! You think saving the Republic from the Siths isn't serious!? Good lord man... get a hold of yourself ;)


It happens everyday. But you don't often get to save the world from the Darkness :D



Oh you feisty little thing... hmph :)


Hey I am not little :D



How was your Sunday then lote?

Very good thanks. And yours?

Without me boring I guess ;-)


Lote reminds me of the guy who plays Zaphod in it for some strange reason.

He he I love that character too :D

[LadyW]

It happens everyday. But you don't often get to save the world from the Darkness :D
Ahem... THE DARK SIDE. Ring any bells? ;)



Hey I am not little :D
How would you describe yourself then, lanky? bulky? or average?



Very good thanks. And yours?
Without me boring I guess ;-)
Indeed it was rather empty without you...
No one to fill the void
:lol: haha

[Lote-Tree]

Indeed it was rather empty without you...
No one to fill the void
:lol: haha

I just love filling the void :D


There were spate of LadyW threads but now - where have they gone?

I guess you have been defeated in all of them :D

I shall rest my lance :D

[LadyW]

I just love filling the void :D


There were spate of LadyW threads but now - where have they gone?

I guess you have been defeated in all of them :D

I shall rest my lance :D

Oh not at all, get that lance right back up here mister :)
I know... I have been a very busy bee lately but I plan to be causing more riveting debates soon - mwahaha.

[Lote-Tree]

Oh not at all, get that lance right back up here mister :)


But it's gets embarrasing to defeat you over and over again :D

It's like taking candy from a kid ;-(




I know... I have been a very busy bee lately but I plan to be causing more riveting debates soon - mwahaha.

yawn...yawn...ok if you say so...yawn yawn... :D


But please come back when you are free. I don't want to jepordise anything important you may be doing :thumbs_up

[LadyW]

But it's gets embarrasing to defeat you over and over again :D
It's like taking candy from a kid ;-(

Ah you see ladies an gentlemen, this is Lotes defence mechanism right here. The poor man has convinced himself that he is my superior when he knows very well that I could, to put it rather bluntly, whoop his butt :)



But please come back when you are free. I don't want to jepordise anything important you may be doing :thumbs_up
Oh you needn't worry, for I am free tonight as it happens. Watch this space Lote ;)

[Lote-Tree]

The poor man has convinced himself that he is my superior when he knows very well that I could, to put it rather bluntly, whoop his butt :)

I don't think you could reach my butt with your little feets :D



Oh you needn't worry, for I am free tonight as it happens. Watch this space Lote ;)

Ye come and Ye taste the sharpness of my lance :D it will show you no mercy ;-)

[LadyW]

I don't think you could reach my butt with your little feets :D
Ha ha I was just having a discussion about feet the other day actually... a friend told me "Do you know why women have small feet?... so they can reach the kitchen sink easier". However there was one tiny flaw in his theory, my feet are rather big actually, size 7's.


Ye come and Ye taste the sharpness of my lance :D it will show you no mercy ;-)
Lote, you have a very floppy lance that is an average size :D

[Jane Jane]

I am new here and quite amazed that one person has a fan club. How did this happen.

What are the requirements , if I may be so bold as to ask, to being an actual bona-fide fan of this mystical personage.
Do we have to ask your mom, or ours or send money, or join a wierd sock wearing club? I mean to be a fan is to be enthralled at something the celebrity does or says or looks like or something/
So........I am listening, I am all expectation and ears. :)

[Lote-Tree]

I am new here and quite amazed that one person has a fan club. How did this happen.


Because Lassie - I am a quite an Amazing Person :D

Just kiddin off course :D

But welcome Jane Jane to this Thread :D

But pray tell me why the name Jane Jane? Is the hidden meaning behind Double Jane's? or are you forgetful :D



What are the requirements,


Requirements is to have a sense of Humour and Join in the Witty Banter - about life, the Universe and Everything :D



Do we have to ask your mom, or ours or send money, or join a wierd sock wearing club?


Nothing like that. All you have to do is come and join in the amusement :D

We take nothing seriously here except Humour :D



I mean to be a fan is to be enthralled at something the celebrity does or says or looks like or something/
So........I am listening, I am all expectation and ears. :)

Great! Look forward to some witty banter with you in this thread :D

[LadyW]

Unfortunately this witty banter will be rather one sided (and on your part).
Lote is a "special" little tree :D

[Lote-Tree]

Ha ha I was just having a discussion about feet the other day actually... a friend told me "Do you know why women have small feet?... so they can reach the kitchen sink easier". However there was one tiny flaw in his theory, my feet are rather big actually, size 7's.


Size seven? my God women! It's like Size 14 for a man! What did you feed your feet? :D

[LadyW]

Size seven? my God women! It's like Size 14 for a man! What did you feed your feet? :D

Ha ha ha, actually... my feet are rather freakish. I have strangely elongated toes; it scares people.
;)

[Lote-Tree]

Ha ha ha, actually... my feet are rather freakish.


I guess it's due to you having to carry around those heavy books caused your feet grow large?



I have strangely elongated toes; it scares people.
;)

I am not suprised. I am scared too. And I have not even see your feet :D

[Jane Jane]

Because Lassie - I am a quite an Amazing Person :D

Just kiddin off course :D

But welcome Jane Jane to this Thread :D

But pray tell me why the name Jane Jane? Is the hidden meaning behind Double Jane's? or are you forgetful :D



Requirements is to have a sense of Humour and Join in the Witty Banter - about life, the Universe and Everything :D



Nothing like that. All you have to do is come and join in the amusement :D

We take nothing seriously here except Humour :D



Great! Look forward to some witty banter with you in this thread :D

Oh my word, you seem like the Irish Gypsy Rover, I am surprised you don't have six hundred ladies livin' with you in the glenn or glade or well that bit of clearing with wierd trees in a semi circle. You ARE a charmer, I will say that .
Thank God about the not having to wear strange socks, because if the truth be known, I like to soak my feet, make sure they are smooth, slather lotion on them, give myself a pedicure, I love dark red polish(I know everyone now will think me vain and tawdry, but I do) and then walk about bare foot. I have been known to rub gifts of socks over a bone and give them to me neighbors's dog Gervais and he of course sucks on them and then burys them. The neighbors don't exactly know it is me doin' it and they think Gervais sneaks out at night under a full moon and goes sock stealin'( I know I should admit to it but John, me neighbor is rather temperamental.)
And about bein' witty, it would probably make me a bit more su8itable if you said twitty, though that's my brother's opinion of me because I dare to challenge him to clean his room, it hasn't seena vacuum in a year. But I shall do my best.
I have been readin' the rest of you and at least YOU ALL for sure are hilarious, thoughtful, and terribly intelligent. But perhaps I can fudge it. I was in honors class in school all the time and the truth was I didn't understand a sliver of what I was bein taught. I however have a very good memory and would simply memorize the text book chapters word for word and then write the answers. So I will do me best.:lol:
And thanks for the welcome. That makes me heart feel specially happy.

[Jane Jane]

Oh and as I explained somewhere else on this forum, who knows where, I have a beautiful friend across the sea who is called Jane, but all her life she was ashamed of the name-thought it plain and ugly. I love it and so I took the name and say it twice to emphasize the fact . That is hilarious, 'are you forgetful.' I am sure you made your dear mom laugh when you were kickin about in the womb. :)

[Lote-Tree]

Oh my word, you seem like the Irish Gypsy Rover, I am surprised you don't have six hundred ladies livin' with you in the glenn or glade or well that bit of clearing with wierd trees in a semi circle.


Ha ha ha :D That imagery sounds fantastic (I hope in that six hundred there is Jessica Alba, Kate Winslet, Kate Beckinsale, Angelina Jolie etc :D) because I love both trees and women ;-)



You ARE a charmer, I will say that.


Nay. Just an amuser ;-)



Thank God about the not having to wear strange socks, because if the truth be known, I like to soak my feet, make sure they are smooth, slather lotion on them, give myself a pedicure, I love dark red polish(I know everyone now will think me vain and tawdry, but I do) and then walk about bare foot.


You love ya feets? A foot fetish'ist? :D



I have been known to rub gifts of socks over a bone and give them to me neighbors's dog Gervais and he of course sucks on them and then burys them. The neighbors don't exactly know it is me doin' it and they think Gervais sneaks out at night under a full moon and goes sock stealin'( I know I should admit to it but John, me neighbor is rather temperamental.)


Blimey lassie! - why on earth for :D



And about bein' witty, it would probably make me a bit more su8itable if you said twitty, though that's my brother's opinion of me because I dare to challenge him to clean his room, it hasn't seena vacuum in a year.


He he :D

But don't worry when he get's married he will know exactly how to wear a apron ;-)



But perhaps I can fudge it. I was in honors class in school all the time and the truth was I didn't understand a sliver of what I was bein taught. I however have a very good memory and would simply memorize the text book chapters word for word and then write the answers. So I will do me best.:lol:
And thanks for the welcome. That makes me heart feel specially happy.

Bueno! And all humour is special :D

Humour is the Sun that drives the winter from the human face :D




Oh and as I explained somewhere else on this forum, who knows where, I have a beautiful friend across the sea who is called Jane, but all her life she was ashamed of the name-thought it plain and ugly.


Ah I see. You rescuing her from this shamefulness with Double Jane's - how original :D



I am sure you made your dear mom laugh when you were kickin about in the womb. :)

My dear mum had a difficult birth with me alas... :-(

But I making it up for it with humour :D

[LadyW]

Lote, I have not visited this thread in what seems like a long time!
The pure shame :(
How are you doing then kiddo? :D
I have missed our little battles a great deal.
*WHACK* [Just your little wake up whack-with-a-book there]

[Lote-Tree]

Lote, I have not visited this thread in what seems like a long time!
The pure shame :(
How are you doing then kiddo? :D
I have missed our little battles a great deal.
*WHACK* [Just your little wake up whack-with-a-book there]

Ah LadyW...you again! :D...I thought you were utterly defeated by my witticism that you went away to lick your wounds in private like a cat :D


But I guess you have come back to face defeat again. I commend your bravery :D

Welcome!

Lance at ready! :D

[LadyW]

Ah LadyW...you again! :D...I thought you were utterly defeated by my witticism that you went away to lick your wounds in private like a cat :D
But I guess you have come back to face defeat again. I commend your bravery :D
Welcome!
Lance at ready! :D

So pleased to see me are you not? :D

I can assure you, they stopped hurting when the pain went ;) I wouldn't refer to it as a defeat... More of an executive descision to retreat and further develop my whacking skill.
I commend your bravery... for speaking to someone so much tougher than you in such a bold way ;)

Ah, I believe that your future missus is expecting her child in the spring/summer...

[Lote-Tree]

So pleased to see me are you not? :D

Off course :D

I always love a challenger like the way a mouse enjoys playing with a mouse before eating it :D

Just kiddin :D



I can assure you, they stopped hurting when the pain went ;) I wouldn't refer to it as a defeat... More of an executive descision to retreat and further develop my whacking skill.


Defeat is not retreat. Be brave enough to admit it. After all you have lost with an Worthy Adversary - be humble about it :D



I commend your bravery... for speaking to someone so much tougher than you in such a bold way ;)


I am Sir Lance-Lote - my bravery is sung in ballads :D



Ah, I believe that your future missus is expecting her child in the spring/summer...

If you mean Jessica...what can I say...she has not met me yet ;-)

[B-Mental]

Lote twig...I have a question...why do you not respond to my light hearted comments with anything...why do you ignore me? I took a twig today and planted it into the ground. That twig will become a tree that I will see on my walks. I don't get you or you don't get me. The funny thing is that i found a cat playing with the twig. B

[Lote-Tree]

CALLING ALL ANIMAL LOVERS OF THE FORUM: LOTE ADVOCATES MOUSE CANNIBALISM! :lol:


Calling others will not save you LadyW, only my compasson will :D



"Worthy Adversary"...heehee


Yes. Definately. It should be life-affirming humbling experience like own takes up a vow of chastitity :D



I have spoken to a few male and female friends...


Asking female what they think of another female is like asking asking a pirahanah what they think of your finger:D

[Lote-Tree]

Lote twig...I have a question...why do you not respond to my light hearted comments with anything...why do you ignore me?


Erm...Lote twig is not funny...Loathe-tree would have been quite funny :D

And no - I am not ignoring you. I find it hard to find humour in your comments but perhaps that is a failing on my part...but you should know I am quite a failure :D

[LadyW]

Calling others will not save you LadyW, only my compasson will :D
I donot need saving ;) I need encouragement


Asking female what they think of another female is like asking asking a pirahanah what they think of your finger:D
I take it the pirahanah would bite the finger?
Or maybe one day if you are lucky... Mr Pirahanah would say "Why... what a lovely finger you have there".
But I disagree with you there, I am complimentary as well as critical on other females.
As far as Jessica Alba is concerned? I am fairly critical and if not, indifferent.

[Lote-Tree]

I donot need saving ;)

Then call ye not for help! Fight ye own battles :D and wear defeat with pride :D



I take it the pirahanah would bite the finger?


They not only will bite your finger - they will clean it of all flesh :D



Or maybe one day if you are lucky... Mr Pirahanah would say "Why... what a lovely finger you have there".


Obiviously you have not been around pirahanas! which is good I guess or else there would only be a skeleton left of LadyW.:D



But I disagree with you there, I am complimentary as well as critical on other females.


Women ***** about other women than men! That is fact :D

[LadyW]

Obiviously you have not been around pirahanas! which is good I guess or else there would only be a skeleton left of LadyW.:D
No... perhaps the remaning skeleton of the pirahana :D I get vicious when provoked.


Women ***** about other women than men! That is fact :D
I realise that yes... I don't tend to ***** about anyone really.
Of course I have my personal opinions of people but I tend to keep those to myself it they're bad.
There has been the odd occasion where I have said the odd thing, but only out of humour really.
But I don't believe I "*****" about females more so than men... I'd say it is fairly equal. There are things I prefer about my female friends and things I prefer about my male friends.

[Lote-Tree]

No... perhaps the remaning skeleton of the pirahana :D I get vicious when provoked.


Yes. I can see that! If you can call someone a Sloth then next take up a shot gun :D



But I don't believe I "*****" about females more so than men... I'd say it is fairly equal. There are things I prefer about my female friends and things I prefer about my male friends.

Men's vocabulary doesn't match that of the women in regards to the number of expletives you can use :D

But I have to go now LadyW...i know it's early...but i have early start...

So good night
Sweetdreams...

till next lancing adios :D

[LadyW]

Yes. I can see that! If you can call someone a Sloth then next take up a shot gun :D
Why Lote... you should know by now that I donot believe in violence or cruelty :) I haven't the foggiest what you are talking about.



But I have to go now LadyW...i know it's early...but i have early start...
So good night
Sweetdreams...
till next lancing adios :D
Awwh get yourself tucked up in bed with some horlicks :D
Nightnight then Lote
:)

[*Classic*Charm*]

Wow! I've been away for so long that "I Love Lote-Tree" has taken the lead in the polls!

[Dori]

Erm...Lote twig is not funny...Loathe-tree would have been quite funny :D

Lote twig is very funny. Almost as funny as Lote shrub. :lol:

[Lote-Tree]

Why Lote... you should know by now that I donot believe in violence or cruelty :)


I do in the most Chivalourous Way :D ;-)



Awwh get yourself tucked up in bed with some horlicks :D


Horlicks - I hate the stuff!!!....unless you mean something else with "Horlicks"? ;-) :D

But you should know I am not into "Horlicks" unless it is done in a loving way :D


Wow! I've been away for so long that "I Love Lote-Tree" has taken the lead in the polls!

I know :D that means...I have to be start being nice ;-(


Lote twig is very funny.

Only if you were hit be a truck :D

[B-Mental]

No...you didn't... do you read?

Erm...Lote twig is not funny...Loathe-tree would have been quite funny


And no - I am not ignoring you. I find it hard to find humour in your comments but perhaps that is a failing on my part...but you should know I am quite a failure
__________________

The smallest tree looks like a twig...have you ever seen a REDWOOD...or a Sequoia....they grow so large I cry....What resilient creatures....tooo frig N bad you haven't seen me..

You do not get me, you vain little seedling...I gave you 3 strikes and YOU are not IT...


NOW THAT IS FUNNY...What a maroon (that is a bugs bunny cartoon quote.) You child of vanity... "hello I am a 5 foot tree...only 3 years old and look....are you single" I have a child taller than you only 16 years old....

Sorry, but let me show you how I see you... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twig

And how I see me... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Grant_Tree


You soil poor seed....I pity you... Lote Tree... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lote_Tree

OK, for all of our dissimilarities...you STILL don't recognise....embrace your mystical or ask please of CRAZEfest456..... bB

[B-Mental]

A true Lote Tree is small as hell....but you have a fan following.......Ha...ha whatever...poor soil indeed1

[Lote-Tree]

The smallest tree looks like a twig...have you ever seen a REDWOOD...or a Sequoia....they grow so large I cry....What resilient creatures....tooo frig N bad you haven't seen me..

You do not get me, you vain little seedling...I gave you 3 strikes and YOU are not IT...


NOW THAT IS FUNNY...What a maroon (that is a bugs bunny cartoon quote.) You child of vanity... "hello I am a 5 foot tree...only 3 years old and look....are you single" I have a child taller than you only 16 years old....

Sorry, but let me show you how I see you... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twig

And how I see me... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Grant_Tree


Erm...Thanks for that. Everytime I think of a twig I shall think of you :D



...embrace your mystical or ask please of CRAZEfest456..... bB

Crazefest?

[B-Mental]

Yes...Crazefest456 will point you in the right direction...Its so easy it hurts...tell craze the other cool cat has brown and white spots...she will understand...thnx...Cheaaaaaaaaars, B

and yes a TWIG... Is really a beautiful thing..b

[Lote-Tree]

Yes...Crazefest456 will point you in the right direction...Its so easy it hurts...tell craze the other cool cat has brown and white spots...she will understand...thnx...Cheaaaaaaaaars, B

:rolleyes:

OK chappy.

Peace to you :D

[B-Mental]

And back to you...you mystical thing...B

[NikolaiI]

B, you are one cool cat!

Now, Lote, is #6 from Hitchhiker's guide, cause that would be Mondo.

And hurrah, kratsayra, for also choosing #6 finally! We are up to 6.45%!...Mm...Neck and neck with Bakiryu and Nossa.

[Lote-Tree]

Now, Lote, is #6 from Hitchhiker's guide, cause that would be Mondo.


Nay chappy. It's this:

http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showthread.php?t=31582&highlight=Lote-Tree

Regards,
Lote.

[B-Mental]

Mondo, or Mongo...yeah Lote...you did it....I looked at the cat and it kept looking at the twig...hooyaah!

Nik, you are like wind...and so ethereal...but still I see and feel cool...lol. B

[NikolaiI]

Lote, did you read it? I said #6 -- the option #6, the 6th option down the list. But I don't see anything about "Lote is just this guy you know" on the link you put up.

I thought it might have been from Hitchhiker's guide, which would be cool. In the book I remember and in the movie, there's a line "Zaphod's just this guy, you know."

[LadyW]

Horlicks - I hate the stuff!!!....unless you mean something else with "Horlicks"? ;-) :D

But you should know I am not into "Horlicks" unless it is done in a loving way :D

I have never tried horlicks myself actually...
Lote you have managed to puzzle me, whatever do you mean?
The word "Horlicks" sounds like two seperate words and erm... Im scared :(
I am sure I have misinterpreted your meaning, so please do elaborate?

[Lote-Tree]

Lote you have managed to puzzle me, whatever do you mean?
The word "Horlicks" sounds like two seperate words and erm... Im scared :(
I am sure I have misinterpreted your meaning, so please do elaborate?

You are the English Lit Chick Lassie :D

Just think a little harder ;-)

To you words should have this magical connotations with other words :D

[Jane Jane]

Lote dear, I was only pullin your leg about the sock thing. :)
Reading all these comments is rather like that feeling you get when you are ill and are peaking in your temperature and are sort of in a dream world that makes no sense. Usually it would terrify me, but in this case......I love it.
Oh by the way, are there any other ladies other than myself who are into archery besides dance or art or music. Or what about fencing then?

[Lote-Tree]

Lote dear, I was only pullin your leg about the sock thing. :)


Ah good Double Jane. I was begining to think that you have a Sock Fetish :D I guess that is slightly better than Sleepy Witch's festish for a dwarf welsh mining guy ;-)



Reading all these comments is rather like that feeling you get when you are ill and are peaking in your temperature and are sort of in a dream world that makes no sense.


He he :D but does humour ever make sense? Why do we laugh at people walking into lamposts? or falling through a manhole? :D



Usually it would terrify me, but in this case......I love it.


Bueno! It's not meant to terrify but to amuse :D



Oh by the way, are there any other ladies other than myself who are into archery besides dance or art or music. Or what about fencing then?

I am good at Bow and Arrow and the Sword in "Zelda - Princess of Twilight" - does that count :D

P.S I think you made a spelling mistake in your signature. It should be LanceLote :D

[manolia]

Still counting your gruppies :lol: :p ?
Permit me to observe that however big your efforts are (33 pages!! which consist mainly of your posts) your admirers aren't increasing equally :p

[Lote-Tree]

Still counting your gruppies :lol: :p ?


Manolia my Greek Lassie it was never about that ;-)
I am not that vain :D



Permit me to observe that however big your efforts are (33 pages!!


33 pages....that much? but you know that I can rant on mercilessly? :D



which consist mainly of your posts)


I enjoy my own writing - bad spelling and all :D

And as the Great Oscar Wilde wrote - It's best to write your own than to read rubbish :D



your admirers aren't increasing equally :p

As long I can amuse at least one other person - then that's good enough for me :D

[manolia]

Manolia my Greek Lassie it was never about that ;-)
I am not that vain :D

Not so sure about that :p J/K






I enjoy my own writing - bad spelling and all :D

And as the Great Oscar Wilde wrote - It's best to write your own than to read rubbish :D



As long I can amuse at least one other person - then that's good enough for me :D

Hehe i like your writing too ;)

[Lote-Tree]

Not so sure about that :p J/K


He he Manolia you too take me seriously? :D



Hehe i like your writing too ;)

Then I am redeem from my vanity - My Sissypussian punishment is over :D

May be I should retire to a nice Greek Island and eat olives all day :D

[manolia]

He he Manolia you too take me seriously? :D


Nah..don't worry...what you write in these cute threads of yours can not as a rule be taken seriously..



Then I am redeem from my vanity - My Sissypussian punishment is over :D

May be I should retire to a nice Greek Island and eat olives all day :D

:lol: See?

[Lote-Tree]

Nah..don't worry...what you write in these cute threads of yours can not as a rule be taken seriously..
:lol: See?

But I love olives :D

It reminds of my grandmother who bought back olives from middleeast when I was a wee toddler.