Funny Kid stories!

[Bakiryu]

Well, there are a bunch of parents and mother at the litnetts. And almost everyone has a brother or sister.

Got any funny kid stories?

C'mon don't be shy!

[NikolaiI]

Well, my little sister once mooned my elder step-sister and said something like Eat my Panties...only hearsay, however, and I don't remember what else the context was. Maybe something about cursing.. and this little girl was 4, mind you.

[TheFifthElement]

I was out recently with my son, we'd driven into the local town and were parking up in a car park to go to the library. I went to pay for parking at the pay station, and in front of me in the queue was a man who had dwarfism. He paid for his parking and walked away, walking past my car to get back to his own. I paid for my parking, and as I was walking back to the car my son leaned out of the door, a big beaming smile on his face, and shouted at the top of his voice "Mum! I've just seen an Oompa-Lumpa". He was beside him self with joy. I was beside myself with embarrassment!

[Granny5]

This is from my blog. It's about my 2 1/2 year old grandson. It really happens everytime we say bye. It's just the cutiest thing!

He is 2 ½ and had surgery to remove his tonsils and adenoids and to put tubes in his ears. That was two months ago. Before then he hardly spoke at all because he couldn’t hear. I just didn’t realize it! I thought he just didn’t care to talk to me. Well, now you can hardly shut him up. What I love the most is when he is telling my bye as he is walking out to the van. Here is our usual conversation:
Me: “Bye Max, I love you.”
Max: “Bye Granny, I love you”
Me: “Bye Max”
Max: “Bye Granny”
Me: “Bye Max”
Max: “Bicycle”
Me: “Bye Max”
Max: “Bye Pass”
Me: “Bye Max”
Max: ”Bye polar”
Me: “Bye Max”
Max: “Bye lingual”
Me: “Bye Max”
Max: “Bye partisan”
It goes on until he gets into his car seat.

[Pensive]

I used to be a funny kid - seems so by the stories elders tell me. I cut my brother's hair once, used to be very talkative and honest...which meant many home-secrets being out. :p

[Granny5]

When my oldest daughter was little, my husband worked in radio. We always listened to the radio when we were in the car so she thought that her daddy worked in the car radio. When we'd get in the car she would always pat the radio and say, "Hi, Daddy." and then "Bye, Daddy." when we'd get out of the car. She would tell everyone that her daddy worked in the car on the radio.

[applepie]

My favorite funny kid story at the moment is about my son. A couple of months ago we were out grocery shopping. They have a Starbucks in the grocery store here, so as soon as I finished paying I went over to buy a coffee. Anyway, I'm paying the nice barista, and I look over to see my son with the front of his pants down. He's sitting there and playing with himself in plain view of the entire store and anyone who is checking out groceries. I was mortified, and quickly instructed him to pull his pants back up. So I'm sitting there trying to explain to my 4 year old that he can't pull his pants down in the store, and play with his penis. His answer "I just wanted to tickle it mommy" :lol: I didn't know what to say to that, but I avoided the grocery store there for a couple of weeks.

[Granny5]

My favorite funny kid story at the moment is about my son. A couple of months ago we were out grocery shopping. They have a Starbucks in the grocery store here, so as soon as I finished paying I went over to buy a coffee. Anyway, I'm paying the nice barista, and I look over to see my son with the front of his pants down. He's sitting there and playing with himself in plain view of the entire store and anyone who is checking out groceries. I was mortified, and quickly instructed him to pull his pants back up. So I'm sitting there trying to explain to my 4 year old that he can't pull his pants down in the store, and play with his penis. His answer "I just wanted to tickle it mommy" :lol: I didn't know what to say to that, but I avoided the grocery store there for a couple of weeks.
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That's the funniest thing I've ever heard!!! (Don't it make you wonder why all the old men sit on those benches waiting for their wives to finish shopping?)

[BulletproofDork]

This story is about my sister and me.

My mom was cooking dinner one day, when my sister ran up to her and said, "Mommy, Mommy. Leah said the f-word."
Mom asked, "What did she say?"
My sister whispered, "She said . . . fart." :lol:

[TheFifthElement]

We went swimming today. My daughter was climbing out of the pool and jumping in over and over. One time when she was climbing out she scraped her knee on the side. "Mum", she announced "I screwed myself".

P.S. she meant 'scraped'! Bless, she gets her words mixed up.

[Shurtugal]

This story is about my sister and me.

My mom was cooking dinner one day, when my sister ran up to her and said, "Mommy, Mommy. Leah said the f-word."
Mom asked, "What did she say?"
My sister whispered, "She said . . . fart." :lol:

that's so cute!

once we where watching tv (this was several years ago) and my dad was not in a good mood at the time. the tv was pretty loud, my little sister went into the kitchen to ask him a question. odviously he couldn't here vary well, and he shouted, "tell them to turn that d*** tv off!"
so she ran in a repeated what he said, "dad said to turn off the d*** tv.":lol: :lol:

[BulletproofDork]

I can totally see your sister doing that, Shurt:)

[Shurtugal]

oh, that makes me think of another story...
we were eating at the table when my little sister (being about 4 at the time) asks my older brother to pass the butter. for some reason he says no, probably just pulling her leg. she scrowls, and shouts, "YOUR JUST JEALOUS!"

[applepie]

Having two kids means I have tons of funny kid moments, but my little girl did this again today. I think it is too funny with her only being a year old. She loves to scare people, or even just startle them. We're at the store today, and I'm trying to buy stuff to make my dogs beds. Anyway, this older couple walks by. It is this really sweet lady, and her husband. So, they're minding their own business, and my daughter just looks at them and starts to scream. She's really loud, and really high pitched, so she made this poor couple jump a good foot or so in the air. They look at her to see where the noise was coming from, and my little Victoria gives them this rotten grin and laughs. She does this all the time. If you are over the age of 65 watch out for my daughter. She delights is making you jump, and then she'll laugh and giggle when you pay attention to her:lol:

[Shalot]

I don't have kids but I've been around them plenty

My little bro and his friends would always come over to our house to play. They liked to ride their bikes around the neighborhood and up to the park.

The park is in the middle of the neighborhood and several houses sort of butt up to the park. One of the families that lived in one of the "park houses" had cleaned house and piled a lot of junk in their back yard, where the boys could rummage through it.

So the next thing you know, they come riding their bikes down the street balancing these huge old, thick encyclopedias across the handlebars. And then they retired quietly to the bedroom and shut the door. As it turns out, among those old encyclopedias were some dirty old man's playboy collection that the wife had probably tossed out and they had found them and tucked a few inside those encyclopedias. :rolleyes: Boys!

[Pensive]

We went swimming today. My daughter was climbing out of the pool and jumping in over and over. One time when she was climbing out she scraped her knee on the side. "Mum", she announced "I screwed myself".

P.S. she meant 'scraped'! Bless, she gets her words mixed up.

I never thought you would be a mom. :p Sixteen or seventeen was my guess of your age (I don't know why I thought like that though your poetry is very good and mature)!

[TheFifthElement]

I never thought you would be a mom. :p Sixteen or seventeen was my guess of your age (I don't know why I thought like that though your poetry is very good and mature)!

Yes! I love you Pensive :)