And on the Eighth Day

[PrinceMyshkin]

And on the Eighth Day
God created the middle class
and sent them forth
to survey His creation
and to find it
less than satisfactory
according to their exacting criteria!


And on the ninth day...

[PrinceMyshkin]

And on the ninth day
God created the children
of the middle class!


And on the tenth day?

[TheFifthElement]

And on the tenth day
God created Monty Python,
and there was much rejoicing!

[Sweets America]

And on the eleventh day,
God created You and Me,
Two kids laughing together.
And listen!
Some thousands years later
We are still laughing!

[PrinceMyshkin]

God was distracted
by something in one of His other universes
and there came to be
CNN and Fox News
and God wondered
where was truth to be found?

And on the twelfth day...

[Pendragon]

And on the eleventh day
man created tragedy
and blamed it all on God...

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/911.gif

[Sweets America]

And on the twelfth day
God created Jerry Newman
The dude who likes posting
At the exact same time as I do!
BUT
My post came first:
I WIN!!

[PrinceMyshkin]

And on the eleventh day
man created tradegy
and blamed it all on God...

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/911.gif

And on the thirteenth day
God created spelling
and disseminated it
all over the civilized world
except certain parts of the US!!

And on the 14th day?

[PrinceMyshkin]

And on the twelfth day
God created Jerry Newman
The dude who likes posting
At the exact same time as I do!
BUT
My post came first:
I WIN!!



And on the fifteenth day
God created competitive
VERY YOUNG Frenchwomen!

[Sweets America]

And on the thirteenth day
God created spelling
and disseminated it
all over the civilized world
except certain parts of the US!!

And on the 14th day?

Ahah, excellent! I hadn't even seen the error!

On the fourteenth day,
God created sarcasm,
And put it all in some part of Canada.

[PrinceMyshkin]

Ahah, excellent! I hadn't even seen the error!

On the fourteenth day,
God created sarcasm,
And put it all in some part of Canada.


And on the 16th day
God created b!tchiness
and said, Let us call it
Sophie! And God saw
that He had named it well!

And on the 17th day...

[Sweets America]

And on the 16th day
God created b!tchiness
and said, Let us call it
Sophie! And God saw
that He had named it well!

And on the 17th day...

Ehehehehehe!!!!:lol:

And on a certain 17th day,
Long long ago...
God decided to make Jerry,
A man who would be so sick in his mind
That he would fall in love
With the b!tch in question.

[PrinceMyshkin]

And on the eleventh day
man created tradegy
and blamed it all on God...

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/911.gif

I hope it doesn't offend you if I say that when I first saw this I thought it read


And on the eleventh day
God created tragedy
and blamed it all on God...


and found that rather intriguing...

[Pendragon]

I hope it doesn't offend you if I say that when I first saw this I thought it read


And on the eleventh day
God created tragedy
and blamed it all on God...


and found that rather intriguing...Jer, I am not so quickly offended. It is just so close to the annaversary of that day of imfamy that I couldn't write anything else.

[Pendragon]

And on the eighteenth day,
God created sarcasm
And many were the ones
Who felt the sting of its tongue