ramblings of the mindless

[simon]

This is what happened to me today: I was walking back from work, a nice hour long walk in the rain when an elephant came floating down to me holding onto an umbrella and sprayed me with a can of whipped cream. Naturally I was suprised, but I held back my biting tongue and listened as the elephant in a fluid and greaceful move halted before me and opened it's mouth to say, "what a cute pink child, come away with me". Now there are many things wrong with this statment one being that I am niether a child, cute nor pinkish. And pink being the most insulting color ever to present itself before my eye, I then proceeded in a rage, to scream until the poor elephants eardrums bled and burst. Naturally he was quite deaf afterwards and delerious form the pain, and so he floated away on his umbrella. And I continued walking home. I then began to wonder if this had actually happened, for logically it is deemed implausible, impossible and the like words of discouragment that humans concoct to force their minds into physical submission of reality. But I query you was this an actual event or the ravings of a lunatic mind? Afterall the whip cream tasted quite good and it kept me sugared and engergetic enough to walk alone in the dark.

And has anyone ever read anything by Tom (or is it Tim) Robbins?