question not to ask your boyfriend

[DeathAngel]

What are you thinking about?
(nothing)

Do you love me?
(if i diidn't would i be here?)

Do I look fat?
(if you ate anymore on your plate, then yes)

Do you think she is prettier than me?
(what does she look like beyonce or somthing)

What would you do if I died?
(cry, sigh, hope not to die)

[Bakiryu]

Why would you ask any of that anyway? If my girl (or guy) asked me that I would just stare. I hate that kind of question. "Do these pants make me look fat?" What are you supposed to say to that?!

[hedbanger]

Why would you ask any of that anyway? If my girl (or guy) asked me that I would just stare. I hate that kind of question. "Do these pants make me look fat?" What are you supposed to say to that?!

Depends on who asks.

[Bakiryu]

Yeah usally is kinda like the "Does these pants make my butt look big?" question. If you say no she gets pissed because her bug if not big enought or something, if you say yes she thinks you're calling her fat or something then slaps you or does the ummmm-expression.

[Granny5]

Why do you love me? (because) How much?(a lot)
What do you love/like about me?(everything)
(hint to the guys out there, saying everything to the last is the same as saying nothing so think of something/anything)

[NickAdams]

Why do you love me? (because) How much?(a lot)
What do you love/like about me?(everything)
(hint to the guys out there, saying everything to the last is the same as saying nothing so think of something/anything)

It's a trick. Any answer other than everything and my wife would reply, "what else?":lol:

[Granny5]

It's fun sometimes to ask such questions just to see the look of dread on my hubby's face.

[motherhubbard]

Nick, I hate to admit the truth in that, but...

Only one thing is wrong, It's not a trick. It's just that it feels so good to hear the one thing that we want more

[Bakiryu]

It's fun sometimes to ask such questions just to see the look of dread on my hubby's face.

Yeah, i think that should be copyrighted. THE LOOK, not the look. It's just so funny!

[Poppy]

Its damned if you, damned if you don't....

[stephofthenight]

Why would you ask any of that anyway? If my girl (or guy) asked me that I would just stare. I hate that kind of question. "Do these pants make me look fat?" What are you supposed to say to that?!

lol when asked do i look fat, the correct answer is no love you llook perfect if you lose anymore weight ill have to get a microscope to see your waist i love you and your beautifull body...the only answer that wont get you slappd.

[Bakiryu]

lol when asked do i look fat, the correct answer is no love you llook perfect if you lose anymore weight ill have to get a microscope to see your waist i love you and your beautifull body...the only answer that wont get you slappd.


tried that. :lol: She thought I was being sarcastic and refused to talk to me for two whole days!

[Mortis Anarchy]

tried that. :lol: She thought I was being sarcastic and refused to talk to me for two whole days!

My ex asked me that, the does this make me look fat? It was so weird...he was deadly serious. I don't ask the whole do you love me thing. But then again I have problems saying 'I love you'. I just don't think its a phrase to throw around. Carlos, my ex, yeah, he told me he loved me on our second date. Its creepy and dishonest. When I just said, "Oh, ok...thanks" he was like, what...is that it!

[applepie]

I don't ever ask if I look fat. My hubby would just tell me I do to see me get offended:D He loves to do that to me, and it is a game between us.

[Niamh]

What are you thinking about?
(nothing)

Do you love me?
(if i diidn't would i be here?)

Do I look fat?
(if you ate anymore on your plate, then yes)

Do you think she is prettier than me?
(what does she look like beyonce or somthing)

What would you do if I died?
(cry, sigh, hope not to die)
Ny boyfriend asks me some of these. especially the "if i died" one. Drives me nuts! As for the is she prittier that me.... Dont need to ask that one seeing a how i'm always catching him staring at other girls that i know are ten time better looking that me. Dont need to ask the fat one, he basic spends a lot of his time asking me if i'd loose a few stone for him. Nice.

Why do you love me? (because) How much?(a lot)
What do you love/like about me?(everything)
(hint to the guys out there, saying everything to the last is the same as saying nothing so think of something/anything)

Yes i get the everything reply. It give you the inpression that they dont know anythng about you to say so "everything" is the easy way out.:flare:

[Koa]

Boyfriend? What's that? Is it a fictional thing from books and films? Oh I see, we're talking of Martians, how many times do I have to tell you that they don't exist! :lol:

[stephofthenight]

tried that. :lol: She thought I was being sarcastic and refused to talk to me for two whole days!

hmm thats when you wrap your arms around her and whisper i love you in her ear, and point out that she fits perfectly in your arms and she doesnt need to change for you to love her, and that you would love her if she was an elephant, just as you would love her as a stick, but most of all you love her as her. thats normaly an a triple w mometn. then you kiss her forhead and tell her that you love her forever no matter what and your never going to let her go, now you tickle her lol lots of fun. the second best way

[stephofthenight]

omg. koa i just noticed. I FLIPPING LOVE YOU......YOUR AMAZING! the rose...im not the only black rose on here anymore yay! hugs.

[Mortis Anarchy]

Ny boyfriend asks me some of these. especially the "if i died" one. Drives me nuts! As for the is she prittier that me.... Dont need to ask that one seeing a how i'm always catching him staring at other girls that i know are ten time better looking that me. Dont need to ask the fat one, he basic spends a lot of his time asking me if i'd loose a few stone for him. Nice.


Yes i get the everything reply. It give you the inpression that they dont know anythng about you to say so "everything" is the easy way out.:flare:

Jeez! What a jerk! Sorry, but that is not nice at all. I'd tell him that he needs to drop a few...meany pants.:(

[NickAdams]

As for the is she prittier that me.... Dont need to ask that one seeing a how i'm always catching him staring at other girls that i know are ten time better looking that me.

I find looking at other women with my wife besides me, to be disrespectful. I was shocked when my wife complained that I don't look at other women. Her logic was that she wanted to know what kind of women I'm attracted to.


Dont need to ask the fat one, he basic spends a lot of his time asking me if i'd loose a few stone for him. Nice.:

From the UK?

[applepie]

I find looking at other women with my wife besides me, to be disrespectful. I was shocked when my wife complained that I don't look at other women. Her logic was that she wanted to know what kind of women I'm attracted to.

I often point out attractive women to my husband. In some ways it is an ego boost to see him look a girl over (one I think is more attractive than me) and then have him reaffirm that I'm the one he loves with a kiss or touch. I'm never offended when he looks, but I've also been around far too many guys. All my friends were guys growing up. They still are, but now they are our friends as a couple. Looking women over isn't new and I figure that I want him in love with only me, but I don't want him dead. If he stopped looking, I would start checking for a pulse:lol:

[Niamh]

Jeez! What a jerk! Sorry, but that is not nice at all. I'd tell him that he needs to drop a few...meany pants.:(
Jerks an understatement. I've tried to get him to stop, but you cant tell limestone to become granite now can you.

I find looking at other women with my wife besides me, to be disrespectful. I was shocked when my wife complained that I don't look at other women. Her logic was that she wanted to know what kind of women I'm attracted to.



From the UK?

I'm from Ireland.