Why Should I...?

[Scheherazade]

If you were worried that we didn't enough games, fear no more!

Here is the one I have just come up with:

Answer the previous person's question and ask your own 'Why should I...?'

Here we go:

Why should I stay up late tonight?

[Mortis Anarchy]

Because I am here!!!!!

Why should I drink this cup of water?

[papayahed]

Because it's chock full of minerals....


Why should I watch TV?

[Scheherazade]

Because it is the best friend anyone could ask for... It is always there for you!

Why should I go to bed?

[littlewing53]

...so many dreams await your presence...

why should i wash the dishes?

[Shalot]

Because if you don't wash them, they will begin to smell.

Why should I fold those socks and underwear in that laundry basket?

[Bakiryu]

Because you always need folded socks, how else are you gonna find both?

Why should i dance under this here rain?

[papayahed]

Because you are in desperate need of a bath. ;) :lol:



Why should I get off this computer?

[Scheherazade]

Because you are going to watch TV!!!

Why should I post?

[papayahed]

To drop some knowledge on us.


Why should I continue my quest to bring back 70's slang?

[Bakiryu]

'so old people will feel young again!

why must i bathe my cat?

[Turk]

Cuz you like to torture your cat.

Why should i stay awake till the morning so often?

[Bakiryu]

so you can go to sleep by day and party by night!

why should i eat this ramen?

[Shalot]

Ramen? I'm thinking you probably shouldn't eat that.

Why should I take a shower?

[Bakiryu]

because the ninja aliens from outer space will break into your house if you do not!

why should i buy the Bourne series in DVD?

[aldana]

because they come in handy when it's raining outside...and the only thing thing to do is to stay inside watching a movie

why should i work more than 10 hrs a day like i'm doing??????

[Shalot]

Because Matt Damon is hot hot hot. Do you need another reason??

Why should I get up at the crack of dawn to exercise?

[aldana]

because it's good for you???:(

why should i work more than 10 hrs a day like i'm doing??????

[Shalot]

Well crudnuggets aldana we posted at the same time. Why should you work 10 hours a day?

Well because idle hands are the devils hands (or something)

Why should I look up that saying on the internet to make sure I post it correctly?

[Bakiryu]

Because you like being right!

why is matt damon so hot! (actually this has no answer)

[aldana]

i don't think he's sooooo hot....why should i think he's hot?? :p:p

[Bakiryu]

because if you do not Bakiryu will be, very, very sad.

will the terminator ever be back?

[aldana]

i think he will be back for a satire....I'll be back after doing the dishes....or something :D

I think we are going away from the target "why should i" questions...so i'll post the next

why should I cook lunch for my fiance every day?

[Bakiryu]

because he gave you a diamond ring! (if he didn't make HIM cook girl!)

why should i paint the walls?

[aldana]

:blush:
because he gave you a diamond ring! (if he didn't make HIM cook girl!)




why should i paint the walls?


i'm actually still waiting for the shinny rock...i don't think it'll come...diamonds are super expensive on these sides of the world....:( :bawling:

because they'll look prettier

why should i grade all these paper from my students when i know some of them really suck?? :blush: :crash: :crash:

[Pendragon]

To help them learn how NOT to suck!

Why should I write more poetry?

[Bakiryu]

because everyone loves to read it!

why should i go to sleep now?

[Pendragon]

Perchance to dream...

Why should I bother arguing with people who already have made up their minds?

[papayahed]

Cause it's less painful then sticking hot pokers in your eye.

Why should I pass out the water jugs?

[weepingforloman]

Cuz people are thirsty.

Why should I have to go to school eight to ten more years to become a pastor?

[papayahed]

Because it will prepare you to be a good pastor.

Why Should I not wear pajamas all day?

[Pendragon]

They have a strict dress code where you work...

Why should I not spend all day on the computer?

[hockeychick8792]

Because recent scientists and my mom say to much computer is bad for your eyes!!!!

Why should I go bike riding everytime my dad tells me to?

[BibliophileTRJ]

Because your dad is just trying to get a few minutes alone with your mom; and you want that little brother or sister they're trying to make for you....right?

Why should I clean my house after last nights Independence Day party?

[papayahed]

Because it smells like a whore house and will only get worse the longer you let it go.

Why should I go out the the plant? It's raining.

[Scheherazade]

Because your wellies and raincoat need a wash.

Why should I fill in these forms?

[papayahed]

So you won't get a penalty for turning them in late.

Why Should I clean my house tonight?

[Bakiryu]

so it'll all sparkly and pretty and you can use your free time to be here on the litnet entertaining us with your sparkling wit :)

why should I watch 'Boys don't cry' on lifetime today at 9 pm?

[weepingforloman]

You shouldn't.

Why should I have to buy Krispy Kreme donuts for the whole group if I'm late for my trip tomorrow?

[barbara0207]

Because one [...epithets...] will have kept them waiting!

Why should I claen and tidy my study if I have so many nice books waiting for me?

[Bakiryu]

cleaning *no! stay away!* read don't clean!

why should i listen to weep and not watch the movie?

[barbara0207]

Because it's nicer for us to read your posts! (Or can you watch and post at the same time?)

It's 1 am around here. Why should I go to bed now if posting is so much fun?

Edit: And thanks for your good advice, Bakiryu!

[Bakiryu]

(You welcome!)

of course I'll post and watch the movie! I'll tell you guys watch happened.

Now go to sleep missy!

why should i write annything here?

[Shalot]

because we all enjoy replying to your posts

Why should I help her if she won't do as she is told?

[Bakiryu]

Because she's a sweet 'angel' of kindness :)

why should the cat sleep in my bed?

[Shalot]

the cat should sleep in your bed because cat's are royalty and should be treated as such

Why should I log off litnet now?

[Pendragon]

Signal is bad down in the valley....

Why should I go on when I feel like I am just taking up resources someone far better than myself could use? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Kewl.gif

[Shalot]

Because not many people can compose a poem (a good poem, that is) at the drop of hat and there's only one Pen and that's why

Why should I get a dog?

[papayahed]

Because I really really want one and I can live vicariously through you.

Why should I answer this email?

[dramasnot6]

because someone took the time to write it
Why should I learn a second language?

[Shalot]

Because you could always use a good challenge

Why should I renew my subscription to the newspaper?

[hockeychick8792]

Beacause how else are you going to use to keep you dated with daily new when that major strom comes and knocks out all power (no Tv, no Computer, no Lit-Net, what agony) ALSO the comic are funny :lol:


Why should I even compete this weekend at "B" Championships?

[kiz_paws]

Because competitions are healthy and make you stronger in the long run.

Why should I buy new shoes for long distance running?

[Bakiryu]

Why should I go to the airport at 4 am if my plane leaves at 8?!!!!

[Shalot]

Because airports are like that. Don't strike matches on the plane.

Why should I go to bed right now?

[kiz_paws]

Because it is better to do your dreaming there than walking around blankly, day-dreaming?? :lol:

Why should I be the diplomat at the family gatherings all the time?

[aeroport]

So as not to be a casualty when war breaks out.

Why should I play more freecell when it only exacerbates my ego? :D

[aeroport]

Because no one was on LitNet to tell me I shouldn't.

Why should I go to work today?

[BibliophileTRJ]

Because you don't feel used and under-appreciated enough.

Why should I not run away from home?

[papayahed]

Because you just found out you love fishing, no sense in running now.


Why should I rearrange my plans again?

[kathycf]

To be charmingly accomodating.

Why should I file my nails?

[kiz_paws]

So that they can match your beautiful toes?

Why should I get slickered up just to go to a greasy diner?

[AimusSage]

Because it's what Bob doesn't want, and if Bob doesn't want something, it happens, except if Bob says otherwise, or if another Bob calls him on a violation of copyright. He is universal you know. :nod:

Why should I wake a sleeping waterballon if I can eat an apple?

[Shalot]

you shouldn't actually.

Why should I bat an eye?

[Orpheus]

Because someone might deserve a good bat to the eye. hehehe. I know this isn't what you meant.

Why should I continue to teach music to those who refuse to practice?

[Shalot]

you should continue to teach music because you love it and students are brats anyway and they don't know what's good for them. It's your job - they're there for you and you wouldn't have a job if you didn't have students to teach. Maybe you have a group of students who can't hear or really appreciate music. Keep at it because music is your thing. Don't worry about the students (but continue to pretend to worry about them because you have a job because of their presence, and remember that it's all for the children)

Why should I worry about what they think?

[Orpheus]

You should never let outside influences affect you. You are who you are and there is no reason to change for those who are, in all actuality, of little importance.

Why should I move to Paris?

[Shalot]

you should move there only if you want to and can speak the language. Otherwise, just don't do it.

Why should I donate money to public radio ever again?

[Orpheus]

Because public radio stations are the only ones of any quality and need the support of the listeners to stay alive.

Why should I cut my hair just because it is a little atypical?

[kiz_paws]

You shouldn't. Blaze a new trail, my friend!

Why should I get off this comfortable computer when I am fully enjoying myself?

[Pendragon]

Hubby's tired of waiting on... (Enter whatever here. Men are lazy, Spoken as one of the lazy!) http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Sherlock.gif


Why should I turn down my new electric guitar? http://www.websmileys.com/sm/music/musik39.gif

[kiz_paws]

You shouldn't -- you should be upping the ante! WOOT!

Why should I do the dishes in the sink that are NOT even mine.... :flare:

[Poetess]

because it starts at 8!


Why should I go shopping with her tomorrow?

[Shalot]

you probably shouldn't. She'll just make you miserable. Tell her you ate some bad sushi and you won't be able to make it.

Why should I act like I'm not mad?

[papayahed]

You shouldn't?

Why should I give a crap?

[kiz_paws]

Cuz that is how the cookie crumbles....

Why should I smile when I want to crumble someone's head... :flare:

[Orpheus]

because when you smile it is impossible to feel angry.

Why should I vote for a presidential candidate when none of them are going to do a damn thing to solve the problems of real importance, anyway?

[kiz_paws]

To do your patriotic duty?

Why should I say no to chocolate when I really want to go mental and eat a ton of it...

[papayahed]

Because it won't fix anything.

Why should I give someone the benefit of doubt?

[Shalot]

if your first intuitive feeling is that the person/situation is no good, then you should trust your instincts. don't give in to the benefit of the doubt because you might be shooting yourself in the foot.

Why should I do anything constructive today.

[kiz_paws]

Because it will make you feel good to have done something worthy?

Why should I stay out of the heat and avoid the bike trails?

[papayahed]

Heat Stroke.

Why should I call and get my insurance straightened out?

[BibliophileTRJ]

Because as soon as you're uninsured..... THATS when the really bad s*** happens.

Why should I care?

[kiz_paws]

Cuz you are a kind and understanding fellow. Thats why! :)

Why should I go to a family reunion...

[stephofthenight]

because everyone else on earth has to suffer being locked up with people they hate that they have to pretend to like...so should u it keeps the mental sability level balanced...

why should I give up buying shoes?