Single letter sentences

[BibliophileTRJ]

What is the longest intelligible sentence you can make using only words that all begin with the same letter? (any letter you choose)

Example:

His Hateful Honesty Heralding Her Herpes Harmed Her Honor Hugely; However, He Hastily Healed Her Humor Highlighting HIS Horrible Halitosis.

Not too bad for a first try.... Now let's see yours!

[kathycf]

Nancy needed nothing, not needles, neckties, nymphs nor nougat... nay, not nothing...Nancy needed Ned.

[Shalot]

Christy craftily craved corn chips, constantly crunching, cracking, chewing, canoodling crusty crunchies.

(there that's 12. I tried. :blush: )

[Shalot]

I am just going to go ahead and apologize for this one in advance:

Following farmer Fred Foster's famous fictitious footsteps, flamboyant Frederica Frost flatulated freely, flippantly fanning forty foul, ferocious, fantastic, farts.

There 19! I am having too much fun with this.

[BibliophileTRJ]

Well done, ladies!!!

No need to apologize Shalot..... that one made me laugh out loud!

Here's another stab at it:

Might Miss Mary Murphy's Many Malodorous Miniature Martian Minstrels Methodically Make Mystically Merry, Mostly Melodious, Mighty Memorable, Marginally Marketable Mambo Music?

[BibliophileTRJ]

Boy, this thread died quickly!


On Occasion, Our Ornery Obscenely Obese Ostrich Officiously Orders Overstuffed Onion Omelettes; Often Offending Outraged Onlookers

[papayahed]

My matronly marred mumpy Mom mistakenly made mincemeat maple marinaded macaroni, meanwhile Marxist Mary made macaroons.

[Shalot]

While watching woodpeckers, wobbly Wilma Wilkerson willingly whittled warts while wistfully wanting Wallace Watson's whiskered walrus.


(eh, not bad, 16)

[RobinHood3000]

Say, Sammy, suppose Sally seemed sufficiently silly so she'd surprise Sallah sooner, sacrificing salami sandwiches.

15 - not terrible for a first effort, I don't think.

[dramasnot6]

Ruldoph readily rounded red roosters,ruthlessly running 'round resting rowers,risking Rick's reputation.
13, not tooo bad I s'pose.

[barbara0207]

Abracadabra - an aberrant, abnormal, abominable abject aardvark abducted ably and abruptly another aardvark's abandoned and abashed abdomen at an absurd abattoir.

OK, I had my dictionary help me, as English is not my first language. I hope the sentence counts, anyway. :D

[samercury]

Easily eaten elephant established excellent eel eatery; everyone enjoyed electrifying eel end effect- elf Emily, evil Edna, Elmo; escape.