Poetry Request

[Alex]

My Grandparents are having their 50th wedding aneversary next week. As a surprise for them we would like to have a poem made for them. Unfortunately we are having trouble finding a poet to write the poem. I was wondering if there were any poets here who would be willing to undertake this challenge, or indeed would know a poet who would be willing to do this at such short notice.

I would be most thankful for anyone willing to do this.

Regards,

Alex

[Kendall]

What kind of poem? And I guess this reply was too late also?

[MoreHomeworkPlz]

Step back! The professional has arrived. I have spent many an hour pondering upon a masterpiece to mark this event, and look forward with glee to hearing how my poem recital went (Possibly including a video of the event to compensate my hard work)

Pop, dear pop, I love you more than pop (pun)
I think of you always, except when I drop my pop (pun again)
To you I will run skip and hop
Dear pop

Nan, dear nan (coincides with 1st verse) I love you more than ham
I think of you always, except when I drink my 'pop' ;) from a can
To you, quickly I ran
Dear nan

Pop and Nan, dear Pop and Nan
You used to be a cop, she used to be a man (not really but creative juice allows it)
So enjoy your anniversary, whilst eating lamb and drinking pop
And think to write you this poem, I must love you both alot

Although I usually sell the rights to my masterpieces, on this occasion I feel it appropriate to give my work for you to use as your own, althought a small monetary contribution would be grand

[Koa]

? Do you realise that that request was posted over one year ago???
Is this a joke by the way?
I feel confused...

[MoreHomeworkPlz]

Joke? Joke?! JOKE?!!!! (repitition for emphasised effect)

Classics such as mine are adaptable, it can be used for the 51st anniversary. And you call yourself a poet.. thats ignorance Koa, I would not call your poetry a joke, expect a call from my lawyers.

[Koa]

well I was referring to the general atmosphere which I cant understand if it's meant to be taken seriously. Anyway responding to a post of someone who has never posted again since 1 year ago is not that productive... at least for the original request.
And I stopped considering myself anything close to a poet anyway.

[mono]

Joke? Joke?! JOKE?!!!! (repitition for emphasised effect)

Classics such as mine are adaptable, it can be used for the 51st anniversary. And you call yourself a poet.. thats ignorance Koa, I would not call your poetry a joke, expect a call from my lawyers.
MoreHomeworkPlz, you should not post your poetry on a public forum if you do not welcome criticism; literary criticism, especially, seems entirely inevitable with sharing.
You mentioned the copyright placed on your work, so expecting a "call from lawyers" proves unnecessary, as no one has plagiarized your work, or committed any crime.

[Jay]

Kind of thinking/hoping MoreHomeworkPlz meant it as a joke.

[Logos]

Kind of thinking/hoping MoreHomeworkPlz meant it as a joke.

Well actually MoreHomeworkPlz has directly insulted a few people with their posts, veiled in `humour' or not.

" ..you insolent fool.."
"..your ignoranus attempt.."


MoreHomeworkPlz, I'm going to ask you once, now, to cease and desist with any further insults or your posts will have to be deleted.

[Basil]

Yes, people attempting "humour" should realize that some "jokes" are not always "funny."