Books never written

[kathycf]

A few days ago I made up a fake book name in my blog to illustrate a point I was making called Peanutbutter Sandwich. Then, mtspur left a comment with a title of his own; Jelly Doughnut. So, what do you think your fake name book would be? I am not thinking of this thread as a game, just something to goof around with. If you can come up with a fitting author name, that is good too. :)

Behind the Refrigerator door: A mystery by J. Swanky Swankerman

[kathycf]

Showerstall Mildew

Oh, poo, nobody cares: A guide to writing better forum threads...by Kathy Crybaby-Fanshiskabob.

[Niamh]

Showerstall Mildew

Oh, poo, nobody cares: A guide to writing better forum threads...by Kathy Crybaby-Fanshiskabob.

Kathy dont be like that! I've been trying to think of something witty to match yours before posting anything. I've only been able to come up with one, which might i add i dont dont deem as being worthy of this thread!
Well you asked for it so here it is,

Cookiejar Crumbs- Detective Perspectives guide to solving crimes.
(See told you it wasnt good!)

[kathycf]

Kathy dont be like that! I've been trying to think of something witty to match yours before posting anything. I've only been able to come up with one, which might i add i dont dont deem as being worthy of this thread!
Well you asked for it so here it is,

Cookiejar Crumbs- Detective Perspectives guide to solving crimes.
(See told you it wasnt good!)

heh, I was just making fun of myself with that one, Niamh. I think yours is good.

From the Modern romance section:

Plain Cotton Brasserie by Hootie McBoob. (I got that name from an episode of the Simpsons. ) ;)

Horror section:

Pepsi stain on white rug.

[Niamh]

heh, I was just making fun of myself with that one, Niamh. I think yours is good.

From the Modern romance section:

Plain Cotton Brasserie by Hootie McBoob. (I got that name from an episode of the Simpsons. ) ;)

Horror section:

Pepsi stain on white rug.
Hehehe...

Y briefs- the history of mens underwear by LongJohn MacJocks
hum... this could be a potentially adictive thread.

[kathycf]

Y briefs- the history of mens underwear by LongJohn MacJocks

:lol: :lol:

The Laundry basket: Poetry of the soul by Fallacy McBride.

[Niamh]

The spoon weapon- 1001 ways to kill people with spoons by the Sheriff of Nottingham (inspired by the line from robin hood prince of theives)

*edit- okay that one wasnt very good!

[papayahed]

The Medcinal uses for Soda - Dr. Pepper

[manolia]

The spoon weapon- 1001 ways to kill people with spoons by the Sheriff of Nottingham (inspired by the line from robin hood prince of theives)

*edit- okay that one wasnt very good!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Now that was hilarious.

Here's mine:
How to cook a mockingbird - Coyote :alien:

[Niamh]

The Medcinal uses for Soda - Dr. Pepper
:lol: :lol:

Click- a day in the life of a remote control by Tele Vision

[Niamh]

Heres a horror one

Nine inch Snails-attack of the flesh eating Slug By Slimy Grimes

[Niamh]

Stoned- a hippies guide to geology

[Niamh]

Flushed- John Loo.

[grace86]

Oh you guys are too much...what creative minds...I will be coming back to bless you with some of my titles soon.

You guys have me cracking up at my desk.

[Niamh]

Potty- guide to crazy flowers- Men Tal Loony

[Shalot]

Stoned- a hippies guide to geology

I love it

[kathycf]

Niamh is getting very good! :lol:

Cough, Hack, Cough: The unofficial biography of the Marlboro Man by C. Garette


Frying pan, toast, egg. Bea Reakfast.

[papayahed]

How to get out of town quickly - C.U. Later

[kathycf]

How to get out of town quickly - C.U. Later
That is awesome! :lol:

[Niamh]

Niamh is getting very good! :lol:

Cough, Hack, Cough: The unofficial biography of the Marlboro Man by C. Garette


Frying pan, toast, egg. Bea Reakfast.

Hehehe.


I told you it was going to be addictive.

Gum-the guide to sticking around by Chou Ing

[kathycf]

Crime and Crime again by Felony Sodoff

Those people who came from that place and did that thing by I.M. Vague

[dramasnot6]

Oxymoron logic by Irene Ny

[Niamh]

Those people who came from that place and did that thing by I.M. Vague

:lol: ouch my sides hurt. This really is a good thread Kathy!

Fridge magnets-the chavs guide to tacky holidays by Burburry Brand

[kathycf]

I'm glad you like it, Niamh. :)


Skilbbdlywidshins by N. Onsense.

[Basil]

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/2899/sesamstrassebertanderniwm8.jpg

[papayahed]

Fondue made simple - Gouda M. Camembert

[Pendragon]

The Trail to the Johnny House ~ Willy Maket and Betty Wont

[Niamh]

mouldy paper-behind the scene of student accomodation by Justin Digs

[Pendragon]

The Spotted Wall of China ~ Who Flung Poo http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/dumb.gif

[Niamh]

The Trail to the Johnny House ~ Willy Maket and Betty Wont

When i read this one last night i was very sleepy and was a bit on the HuH? side. Now that i'm a wake and reread it i cant stop laughing! Pendragon!:p

[papayahed]

The Elements - Al Uminum

[kathycf]

The Spotted Wall of China ~ Who Flung Poo http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/dumb.gif

:lol: :lol:

Mystery:
The clue of the locked thread by Mo De Rator

Self help:
Why you &%%$! I hate that *^^%% so f**%$ you!: A guide to anger management by I. R. Swarein.

SciFi
Sweaty Socks: book one of the footfungus trilogy
Crusty toenail:book two of the footfungus trilogy
Icky toe yuck: book three of the footfungus trilogy

[Pendragon]

Alone at the Altar ~ Miguel Ranov

Give Me Room to Breathe ~ Vera Close


Hee-Hee! Kathy and Niahm, Those you liked were golden oldies made suitable for the forum...

[Niamh]

Alone- by Myself

[kathycf]

Flakey by Dan Druffe.

Really, Pen? Thank you for dusting them off. :) (and cleaning them up!)

[Niamh]

Work, work, work- the life and politics of the modern civilian by Ima Pleb

[Niamh]

I thought i'd bring some life back to this thread.

101 pizza toppings- by Pepper Oni

[AimusSage]

Nebulae and stellar dust - A cleaning guide to the universe by Space Duster

The Killer did it! - A not so mysterious mystery by Blatant L.Y. Obvious

[Silas Thorne]

I have in my library the following books:

'Global Thermonuclear War: a 'how to' book' by General Enditall.
'The Big Bad Book of Jokes you can't make on planes' by anonymous

[Niamh]

I think there is a thread like this somewhere...

[SoonerSoul]

SoonerSouls Grand Dictionary
Including many favourites like:
Phobiotic, Manditarium, Biosythese and Grittles...

[librarius_qui]

(I like the dictionary idea! ... :) )

the DANIELS LATIN DICTIONARY
by Tim Daniels~

[librarius_qui]

My life
by me

et~

"The Tale of Fromgar & the Dragon"
at least until I buy the dragon ... (I shoot playmophotostories ...)