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kathycf
02-28-2007, 12:32 AM
I saw this at another forum I belong to and thought it was really funny.
They fight crime! (http://www.theyfightcrime.org/)
He's a scarfaced shark-wrestling farmboy searching for his wife's true killer. She's a cold-hearted wisecracking fairy princess with an incredible destiny. They fight crime!
He's a maverick arachnophobic shaman who believes he can never love again. She's a brilliant snooty Hell's Angel with the soul of a mighty warrior. They fight crime!
He's an impetuous devious astronaut searching for his wife's true killer. She's a wealthy French-Canadian widow from a different time and place. They fight crime!
He's a notorious Amish werewolf with nothing left to lose. She's a virginal kleptomaniac advertising executive from Mars. They fight crime!
He's a sword-wielding alcoholic jungle king looking for 'the Big One.' She's a sarcastic winged magician's assistant They fight crime!
He's a bookish neurotic cyborg on the edge. She's a sarcastic snooty femme fatale looking for love in all the wrong places. They fight crime!
He's an unconventional vegetarian gangster who hides his scarred face behind a mask. She's a brilliant cigar-chomping cab driver with a birthmark shaped like Liberty's torch. They fight crime!
dramasnot6
02-28-2007, 07:27 AM
He's a Nobel prize-winning hunchbacked photographer on the edge. She's a warm-hearted renegade former first lady with an incredible destiny. They fight crime!
He's an unconventional guerilla astronaut who must take medication to keep him sane. She's a vivacious red-headed advertising executive with a birthmark shaped like Liberty's torch. They fight crime!
That is an awesome site. :lol:
kathycf
02-28-2007, 01:49 PM
He's an all-American overambitious boxer who dotes on his loving old ma. She's a cynical stripper. They fight crime! :lol:
B-Mental
02-28-2007, 01:53 PM
I don't know why, but I keep getting the 'try again' link.
kathycf
02-28-2007, 01:58 PM
I don't know why, but I keep getting the 'try again' link.
Try clicking where it says "try again" and it should re-load and give you a new one.
B-Mental
02-28-2007, 02:08 PM
Hmm, locked up my computer, but after restart its working.
kathycf
02-28-2007, 02:18 PM
Wow, that is odd. The thread at the other forum is several pages long and was started by a moderator. Never caused any problems.
Sorry it locked up your computer, although I don't know why that happened.
B-Mental
02-28-2007, 02:24 PM
No worries.
He's a fast talking flyboy waffle chef haunted by an iconic dead American confidante She's a vivacious Buddhist Hell's Angel with an evil twin sister. They fight crime!
Taliesin
02-28-2007, 02:59 PM
He's a benighted Catholic hairdresser searching for his wife's true killer. She's a wealthy communist wrestler looking for love in all the wrong places. They fight crime!
He's an obese amnesiac gentleman spy on a search for his missing sister. She's a warm-hearted African-American bounty hunter on the trail of a serial killer. They fight crime!
He's an ungodly native American vagrant haunted by memories of 'Nam. She's a supernatural communist socialite looking for love in all the wrong places. They fight crime!
What's the thing with hunting crime anyway? Why must everyone do it? We, for example, don't, and are very happy with it.
Idril
02-28-2007, 04:32 PM
He's a notorious Jewish waffle chef on the edge. She's a virginal gypsy mechanic living on borrowed time. They fight crime!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Shalot
02-28-2007, 09:21 PM
He's a lonely alcoholic werewolf with no name. She's a warm-hearted thirtysomething vampire who inherited a spooky stately manor from her late maiden aunt. They fight crime!
oh oh I wanna do it again
He's an uncontrollable bohemian filmmaker possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's a transdimensional mute fairy princess with her own daytime radio talk show. They fight crime!
and again
He's an unconventional voodoo vagrant living undercover at Ringling Bros. Circus. She's a warm-hearted kleptomaniac doctor who don't take no sh** from nobody. They fight crime!
and again
He's a gun-slinging soccer-playing gangster who knows the secret of the alien invasion. She's a transdimensional French-Canadian museum curator with a knack for trouble. They fight crime!
and again
He's a superhumanly strong zombie photographer who believes he can never love again. She's a green-fingered antique-collecting queen of the dead looking for love in all the wrong places. They fight crime!
He's a gun-slinging overambitious romance novelist with nothing left to lose. She's an elegant African-American soap star with an incredible destiny. They fight crime!
He's an oversexed misogynist master criminal who dotes on his loving old ma. She's a hard-bitten hip-hop schoolgirl from beyond the grave They fight crime!
He's a jaded arachnophobic dog-catcher on the edge. She's a chain-smoking mute detective who can talk to animals. They fight crime!:lol:
Shalot
08-19-2007, 09:37 PM
He's an oversexed arachnophobic photographer gone bad. She's a green-fingered wisecracking fairy princess who can talk to animals. They fight crime!
kitten
08-19-2007, 10:09 PM
He's a short-sighted soccer-playing cop in drag. She's a wealthy hip-hop pearl diver with only herself to blame. They fight crime!
Shalot
08-19-2007, 11:01 PM
He's Catholic farmboy with acid for blood. She's an enchanted gold-digging bounty hunter operating on the wrong side of the law. They fight crime!
Bakiryu
08-20-2007, 12:07 AM
He's a Nobel prize-winning coffee-fuelled vagrant gone bad. She's a violent punk detective who can talk to animals. They fight crime!
He's a Nobel prize-winning gay hairdresser living undercover at Ringling Bros. Circus. She's a green-fingered red-headed single mother with her own daytime radio talk show. They fight crime!
He's an oversexed flyboy messiah with a mysterious suitcase handcuffed to his arm. She's an artistic motormouth fairy princess from a secret island of warrior women. They fight crime!
He's an otherworldly Republican senator haunted by an iconic dead American confidante She's a wealthy out-of-work queen of the dead from out of town. They fight crime!
He's a world-famous crooked photographer with a winning smile and a way with the ladies. She's a cold-hearted renegade femme fatale from Mars. They fight crime!
He's a one-legged albino astronaut living undercover at Ringling Bros. Circus. She's a man-hating nymphomaniac soap star living homeless in New York's sewers. They fight crime!
I love this site!!
Niamh
08-20-2007, 09:57 AM
He's an immortal coffee-fuelled astronaut who must take medication to keep him sane. She's a hard-bitten paranoid queen of the dead with the power to see death. They fight crime!
kitten
08-20-2007, 09:59 AM
He's a short-sighted misogynist werewolf on a mission from God. She's a green-fingered renegade barmaid from the wrong side of the tracks. They fight crime!
Niamh
08-20-2007, 10:03 AM
:lol: this one cracked me up!
He's a scarfaced devious jungle king on the hunt for the last specimen of a great and near-mythical creature. She's a manipulative foul-mouthed Valkyrie from a family of eight older brothers. They fight crime!
kitten
08-20-2007, 10:07 AM
He's a leather-clad voodoo ex-con with a mysterious suitcase handcuffed to his arm. She's a time-travelling gold-digging safe cracker with an evil twin sister. They fight crime!
Pendragon
08-20-2007, 02:52 PM
He's a leather-clad flyboy card sharp in drag. She's a man-hating extravagent detective with only herself to blame. They fight crime!
He's a superhumanly strong shark-wrestling waffle chef She's a manipulative renegade pearl diver with the soul of a mighty warrior. They fight crime!
He's crooked assassin with acid for blood. She's a time-travelling blonde archaeologist with someone else's memories. They fight crime!
He's a one-legged zombie paranormal investigator for the 21st century. She's a blind thirtysomething lawyer from Mars. They fight crime!
He's a scarfaced guerilla hairdresser who knows the secret of the alien invasion. She's a brilliant mutant queen of the dead who hides her beauty behind a pair of thick-framed spectacles. They Fight crime!
He's a scarfaced hunchbacked sorceror who dotes on his loving old ma. She's a brilliant insomniac queen of the dead with someone else's memories. They fight crime!
He's a super-intelligent midget with an ego problem, who's sidekick is seven feet of pure muscel. She's a back-biting hussy with issues about authority figures. They fight crime!
The Bookinator
08-20-2007, 03:28 PM
He's a Nobel prize-winning Catholic paramedic with a passion for fast cars. She's a mistrustful out-of-work pearl diver with a flame-thrower. They fight crime!
He's an underprivileged misogynist master criminal moving from town to town, helping folk in trouble. She's an elegant goth museum curator who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!
He's a world-famous umbrella-wielding ex-con on the run. She's a disco-crazy tempestuous femme fatale with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
Kathy, this is hilarious. You are officially my hero!
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