I have a Problem

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I'm writing an article for the paper, i need some great suggestions in "How to lose a girl in 10 Days"

I got alot of negative feedback from high school students of course so i'm looking for some mature answers here, i had no where else to bring this, so i'de appreaciate all the help i can get

thanks:)

[seasong]

Here's what's works for me:
-guys that don't brush their teeth. (this has really happened! so NASTY!)
-confess your undying love online. If you see a girl everyday do something a little more personal than that. It's all a matter of guts, if you really like someone you should be brave enough to do something other than write and email and duck until your fate is determined. (this also happened to me)
-talk about cars and sports all the time
-don't ever talk about things that matter to the girl

hope that helps.

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Thanks that helps specially the
don't ever talk about things that matter to the girl


i can use that one^

[Niamh]

Talk about you ex constantly. I dated a guy for a short while way back in the past who would not stop ranting about his ex. my god it drove me nuts! no need to guess who broke it off with who!;)

[sam96]

Being too eager to please.Like when i a guy does everything and says everything who he thinks will impress u and after all that he doesn't understand u at all and u r only bored.
It happens to me all the time it drives me mad.

[kilted exile]

My name is Andrew, and I'm an alcoholic. Oh, wrong place sorry......

[seasong]

My name is Andrew, and I'm an alcoholic. Oh, wrong place sorry......
:lol:
Definitely a turn off.

[mtpspur]

Start planning your future together emphasizing how cool it will be to be together 24 seven with lots and lots of kids and time for outings that ONLY pertain to YOUR hobbies. ANd do this with an endless chitter chatter with a clown grin on your face the whole time. (But don't drool.)

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thats a good one lol thanks. :)

[Domer121]

Cry a lot.....

[Adudaewen]

Maybe never letting her pick to movie to watch, and watching movies you know she hates. (come on, watch them when she's not there)

Not taking her out when you go on a "date". Dates are not coming over and taking over her couch, fridge and remote.

Using chewing tobacco or snuff. (yuck)

[B-Mental]

Have your Mom tag along on a date. Do it once or twice and she'll bolt.

[ClaesGefvenberg]

;330140'] i had no where else to bring this, so i'de appreaciate all the help i can getMy old thread Evening classes for men? Am I in trouble? (http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21541) is a joke of course, but may still be worth considering. Humor is, after all an important part in coping with the opposite sex... from both sides. ;)

/Claes

[Nightshade]

:lol: :lol: not much I can add but gawping at other girls while out with one...
Something that made me so mad I almost boxed my friend's ears and ripped into my male cousin for doing exactly the same thing ... walk down the street and see a girl who is not persicley attrative and is well more than a little overwierght and then say somthing unkind like 'bring out the loories' or she 'must have swallowed a bus' as if its any of thier buisness what a person look like, or if she even cared, :flare:
of course when I object I get that pitying look bec asue Im not persisley thin myslef although having said that I wasnt fat or even overwieght the last time it happened in my hearing.... it just pisses off soooooo much just because the lot of them are all skinny and have always been skinny and fit and are rather good looking they think they have the right to judge other peopel... and dont even get me started on when overwieght people start commenting on others :mad:

[Stanislaw]

Discuss the "true place of women in society, or where htey should be" :D :D :D

[Nightshade]

Discuss the "true place of women in society, or where htey should be" :D :D :D

and live to tell the tale? I think not....

[Jay]

Discuss the "true place of women in society, or where htey should be" :D :D :D
Now this one would work instantaneously with me :p

[Niamh]

Tell her you have a romantic date planned and that she was to meet you at this particular place and it ends up being the two of you and all your friends watching sports and behaving like you do when you are with your homies.

[Madhuri]

When the guy can only talk about how good he looks, and on every ocassion tells you how good the colour combination of whatever he is wearing is, how expensive his clothes are, etc. :rolleyes: It shows that he cannot go beyond looks.

It could be one of the reasons.

[Stanislaw]

and live to tell the tale? I think not....


Now this one would work instantaneously with me :p

see it would really work...:D


Tell her you have a romantic date planned and that she was to meet you at this particular place and it ends up being the two of you and all your friends watching sports and behaving like you do when you are with your homies.


:D :thumbs_up :D Whats so bad about that...its bonding time...sports brings people together!

[Adudaewen]

:D :thumbs_up :D Whats so bad about that...its bonding time...sports brings people together!

unless she is equally interested in the particular sport or team, its not bonding. Boring is the word you're looking for.

[dramasnot6]

criticizing her on her looks. they always say give women plenty of compliments on a date for them to like you, the opposite goes well in this case.

[Adudaewen]

I second that drama. Nothing stings like a date criticizing your dress, or shoes or shoe size. Ouch.

Also, running over an animal(on purpose) in your car on a first date. Or suggesting going for a "drive" and then driving all on country roads at night. Definite deal breakers. (Worst first date of my life!)

[Nightshade]

Littering... SOO unattractive and then laughing and deliberatly throwing more sweet wrappers and stuff all over the place to prove it doesnt really matter.

[Stanislaw]

setting drunk people's hair on fire?

[Adudaewen]

setting drunk people's hair on fire?


now that's just plain fun, there Stan. Where's your sense of adventure?

[Stanislaw]

now that's just plain fun, there Stan. Where's your sense of adventure?

:flare: wow...so you free this weekend? :p :D

[Adudaewen]

:flare: wow...so you free this weekend? :p :D

heck yeah! anything that has to do with drunk people or setting them on fire, I'm there ;)

[Niamh]

unless she is equally interested in the particular sport or team, its not bonding. Boring is the word you're looking for.

Exactly!

When you bring her out on a date, start giving out to the waiter, sales assistant, person behind ben and jerrys ice cream counter for the stupidist reason. you might just embarrass her to the point where she'll walk off. (and hopefully never speak to you again!:p )