The smilie-we-will-fix-you-all-up ship

[Nightshade]

Cant spell re--------ate it has ps anc c'c and o's in the middle there!

Anyway We figger if they is to be a new battle on the seas theres gonna be need of a 'neutral' ground and a place to patch people up.

The fee is still to be stettles.:p

[Stanislaw]

yar, a medical frigate!

[Nightshade]

try and hijack me and DIE!!

just thought Id warn you the smilies brook no interfierance with our efforts. We are neutral but we have big smilie cannons too.

[Stanislaw]

yar? *that be a shocked yar* we would nayer attack a medical frigate, specially since theys mite be patchin us up. *bow*

[ktd222]

whart isl. ya be portin at, Night?

[Goodfella]

Above my brain. Ya! What's goin' on there???

[Niamh]

If yar be headin to islands bewain battles, be yar needin a willin digger matey? might come in 'andy for findin auld treasure r hidin' yar wee victims!:brow:

[Nightshade]

Aye, this is true. Send us your KirKculum vitae and do'ya speek the smilie?

[kilted exile]

Yar, I'll fix 'em all right me 'arties. That there wound likes like gangrene now where'd I put the cleaver

[Nightshade]

Did you sign up?? and can you speeken the smilie?

[kathycf]

Yar, tis a comfort to know whenever Cap'n Stan goes on one of his naarsty rampages I know I can get me hurts fixed with a smile. :D

Do ye have yer doctorin' degree from the "Ahoy Matey Medical School for Pirates"? I be hearin' good things about such a fine instituiton as that. Tis even better than Harvard University.

*edit* Guess who has too much time on their hands. Yaar! :p

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/ahoymatey.jpg

[ktd222]

Arghh! I believe medicane ist a touf rag fer bitten, rum, and sea salt. Arghh!

[kilted exile]

Did you sign up?? and can you speeken the smilie?

Speeken the smilie? Nope an' I've no specific training either however....

I am skilled in the use of anaesthetics (i.e bopping people on the head to knock them out so they dont whimper & complain when I'm operating)

&

I am capable of using correct surgical tools (cleaver, hacksaw etc)

[Jay]

What other way to prevent people from getting hurt than to tell and show them what's going happen to them once they get hurt? Great plan! :D

PS: I think it'll be safer and less painful to just die if hurt too badly :p

[Nightshade]

Speeken the smilie? Nope an' I've no specific training either however....

I am skilled in the use of anaesthetics (i.e bopping people on the head to knock them out so they dont whimper & complain when I'm operating)

&

I am capable of using correct surgical tools (cleaver, hacksaw etc)

fine and dandy, y're hired, just be warned I smell mutiny and Ill be feeding you to the tragic flesh eating smilies of 86.
Just so you know.

[Madhuri]

I am sure I dont want to be operated by Kilt *nodding head side to side* I would want to die painlessly :nod: Or if I see Kilt coming to operate me, i'll die just like that :lol:

[Niamh]

i come with me tools, spade and pick, and if it be killin ya want, i've some crafty daggers in me boots. As for smilie talk, i'll be :) ta learnin!

[Nightshade]

WELL then :nod: and:thumbs_up:
come aboard matey...

[Nightshade]

Arrr the Dasterdlies have been distracted, and they wont be attacking us for the moment but I think we should arm urselves in these unfriendly waters. http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb094.gifhttp://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb147.gifhttp://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb169.gif http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/boese/d025.gif http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/boese/u075.gif
and someone whip up some 'medicine' http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/p040.gif

[Stanislaw]

What other way to prevent people from getting hurt than to tell and show them what's going happen to them once they get hurt? Great plan! :D

PS: I think it'll be safer and less painful to just die if hurt too badly :p

That be the truth!


Arrr the Dasterdlies have been distracted, and they wont be attacking us for the moment but I think we should arm urselves in these unfriendly waters. http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb094.gifhttp://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb147.gifhttp://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb169.gif http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/boese/d025.gif http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/boese/u075.gif
and someone whip up some 'medicine' http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/verschiedene/p040.gif

Yar, we aint be attackin...what gots the notion in yer head? *hides sword behind back*

[Madhuri]

http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/boese/u075.gif


Is this the best weaponry the frigate has....:goof: :lol:

Pffft....let the Dastardlies have them.....